Category Archives: Observations

Pattaya Police stopping sober drivers for drinking

Pattaya Police stopping sober drivers will certainly drive foreigners from Thailand.

Pattaya Police stopping sober drivers but they allow assault and battery of motorcyclists during Songkran
Songkran is just one example of why Thailand rates having the world’s 2nd most dangerous roads

Pattaya Police are now stopping drunk drivers .  But they are also stopping moderate drinkers.  They are doing this in the interest of public safety.   But In my opinion public safety is of no importance whatsoever to the police.  Money is their Holy Grail.

In 14 years, I’ve never seen the police stop a driver for running a red light or driving the wrong way.

And I mean,  not once.   Small wonder that Thailand  tops every country but 1 number  out of 200 countries  for having the world’s most lethal roads.  The reason is enforcing traffic laws to make the streets safe  doesn’t make money in a country where money is number one.

Songkran motorbike driver assaulted by water gun
A crowd of Imbeciles assaults a motorcyclist. . Many motorbike drivers die because of such assaults during Songkran

If you don’t believe me just come to Pattaya during Songkran and watch all the motorbike drivers getting assaulted by high powered water guns while the police watch.

But Pattaya Police stopping sober drivers? Or even moderate drinkers?   This is going to  kill the goose that has laid the golden egg.   Pattaya is Fun City.  It is a place to get hammered and to party all night long.  People do not come here for the cleanliness of its beaches.  And they don’t come here for the quality of its sidewalks.  Because there are hardly any to be found.

Nothing will change here.   Pedestrians wanting to cross the streets will still be scurrying across like a bunch of scared rats.  Visitors will still be walking down the streets dodging cars because there’s hardly any sidewalks in the entire city.   Thailand’s road’s will still be the 2nd most dangerous in the entire world.  Because the police care only about money.  While refusing to enforce the traffic laws or to punish bad drivers.

Related articles:  The Honda 250 CBR Broken Collar Bone Review

Pattaya Police give JB the Pattaya Breathalyzer Test

 

Alpha Productions search will unlock 20 years of Alpha Pro

Alpha Productions search will find Aspen Reign
Aspen Reign performing at Big Als during a Pure Talent Feature showcase. Photo by Jack Corbett

Alpha Productions search  from Google allows you to find exactly what you are looking for from 20 years at Alpha Productions.  So far what you have been seeing here is the Welcome to the  Fun House blog.  However, the vast Alpha Productions web site comprises a lot more than what you will find in this blog.  The Alpha Productions web site spans over 1000 individual web pages.

Alpha Productions is now focusing upon Thailand and Southeast Asia.

You will find at Alphapro a sizable number of stories, articles, and pictures covering the adult entertainment industry in the United States that you won’t get anywhere else.  But if you tried to find this content you would probably get lose in Cyberspace.   Until now.

Do you like pictures of naked female wrestlers?  Simply type nude wrestling into the custom Alpha Productions search window.  Or SPEW (Sexy Professional Exotic Wrestling) and you will get exactly what you are looking for.

Want to read about feature entertainers?  Jack used to interview famous feature entertainers for Xtreme Magazine so there’s a lot of content at Alphapro about feature entertainers.

Just   type into the Alpha Productions search window “feature entertainer” or “Xtreme Magazine” and you will find what you seek.

 Suppose you are Aspen Reign who’s won Miss Nude World about three times and been covered in dozens of adult magazines.

This is not as far fetched as it sounds.  I know Aspen Reign too well.  I’ll bet you dollars to donuts that Aspen Reign just might want to  reread my cover article for Extreme Magazine,  “Aspen Reign, Magician in Pursuit of Excellence“.

How about porn?  where's the pornPorn is defined as printed or visual material that seeks to stimulate sexual excitement.   I shot a lot of nude pictures of feature entertainers and strippers.   Simply type in porn into the custom Alpha Productions search engine.  I shot  hundreds  of  erotic pictures  during my ten years shooting for topless clubs and adult magazines.  But you won’t find them if you use the Google or Yahoo search engine you normally use.

The Alpha Productions search engine is a customized Google search engine

that prioritizes Alpha Productions content.  I will not claim it should replacement for the search engines you are already using.  But if it’s Alpha Productions content you are after, this is the cat’s meow.

As you work your way through 20 years of Alpha Productions adult content,  you might discover a little gem called Find the Porn.  This is an irreverent little game that pokes a lot of well deserved fun at all those do-gooders who demonize adult entertainment.  But just in case you forget the link I just put up, you can always use the custom Alpha Productions search engine from Google so that you can make your own informed opinion as to what porn is and what isn’t.

 

“Obama terrible student” Donald Trump reported in 2012

This cartoon’s from my 2012 presidential campaign GOP cartoon strip with

 Donald Trump calling Obama  terrible student.

Obama terrible student
Donald Trump was a liar in 2012 when he referred put the label Obama terrible student on one of the brightest presidents ever to live in the White House. Nothing’s changed. But if you think Trump is bad, Ted Cruise is far worse

All the Republican candidates were atrocious then.  They still are.  The single exception is Governor Kasich of Ohio.  But he has no chance.  I am not about to do a new cartoon strip of the current Gop cast of losers.  For one thing I can’t draw.  Another reason is it’s obvious just unacceptable this current flock is.  So let’s revisit the past for a few laughs.

I did 21 cartoons back in 2012.

Mitch Romney, Newt Ginrich, Rick Santorum, Rick Perry, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachman and Herman Cain are  seven of the GOP cartoon candidates with special guest appearances by Rush Limbaugh and Fox News Roger Ailes, Rupert Murdoch, and Glenn Beck.

Jack Corbett