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The typical beer bar is an open air affair that often fronts out to a street or sidewalk. Both the beers and the ladies are usually cheaper here than in the go go bars.

Naklua Dancing Queen Competition at Nikky Bar chooses a winner.

Which bar girl is the number one, sexiest, most exiting performer in Pattaya? You will soon find out at the Naklua Dancing Queen competition.

Naklua Dancing Queen Competition contestants
Six out of the seven contestants in the Naklua Dancing Queen Competition. Contestant number 7 Gee is not in this picture

My goal is to do what has never been done before here in Pattaya, Thailand. Even though it’s done often in adult clubs in the U.S. I don’t think Pattaya’s ever seen a dancing contest like this before. Or not that I’ve heard of. Nikky and I have chosen to call our event, the Naklua Dancing Queen Competition. Because Nikky bar’s in Naklua, not Pattaya.

Gee on stage. Gee is not with the other six competitors in the group pictures I took.

I’ve shot a few videos of Gee before. Most noteworthy is the three bar video I shot of her several weeks ago when I took her into three of my favorite Soi Six bars.

It’s my birthday. You all know me as Jack Corbett. But that’s not my real name. I’ve written six books as Jack Corbett. And I’ve covered lots of dancing events all over the United States as a photographer and writer representing Xtreme Magazine.

But after living in Pattaya for sixteen years it’s time to make my dream a reality. The result is the Naklua Dancing Queen Competition.

The Naklua Dancing Queen Competition has one single minded goal of choosing the sexiest, most exciting bar girl in Pattaya.

That’s what I told Nikky and the five judges I chose to pick out a winner.

The judges determining a winner of the Naklua Dancing Queen Competition. On the right is Lenny an American who’s my neighbor. To Lenny’s right is Giom (Jim) from France. On Giom’s right is Jairus who an ex Night Wish bar manager on Soi Six. To Jairus’s right is David, an a American friend of mine currently living in Rayong. I have given each judge a voting form on which they will each cast three votes. 1. For the judge’s first choice, 2. for each judge’s choice of runner up and 3. For each judge’s choice as second runner up. Gene another American pal of mine, the fifth judge, is not in this picture. Over to the left sitting next to David is Per Johansen, from Norway who’s one of the main characters in my second book Welcome to the Fun House.

The prize is to be 4000 baht for the number one performer, 2000 baht for the runner up and 1000 baht for the second runner up.

But the winner will wind up taking home close to 5000 baht counting her tips. And that’s nearly $200.00 U.S. Which is just the start of what the top three performers will wind up making.

I have asked all five judges to make his own choice for his favorite three Thai dancers. And to totally disregard any comments I might make that might favor one girl over the rest.

You won’t find the winner here. At least not just yet. Because I’m going to produce two more videos before I’m going to let the cat out of the bag.

Once again my goal was to create the most fair Pattaya dancing contest to choose the sexiest most exciting performer Pattaya has to offer. I’m doing this U.S. stye where I’ve played my part both as a photographer and writer. And carefully watched how some of the finest adult clubs in the U.S. judged their winners. The M.S. Texas Pageant at Club Maximus which hired me three times to shoot their dancing events is an example of what Nikky and I just accomplished.

Here’s a little teaser. Check this video out of Contestant number 5, kickboxing my punching bag.

Before the virus lockdown this Sexy Soi Six kickboxer came to my condo to clean. This time she was in a fightin

Naklua Dancing Queen contest coming up on Jack’s Birthday April 2, 2022

The Naklua Dancing Queen contest will be at Nikky Bar near Naklua Soi 33 close to Pattaya Dolphin Circle. Winner gets 4000 baht.

Naklua Dancing Queen contest

The runner up gets 2000 baht. While the second runner up gets 1000 baht.

So on the invite why am I calling this event the instead of the Miss Pattaya Dance Contest instead of the Miss Naklua Dancing Queen contest.

I guess it’s because I want to boldly proclaim that this contest is open to all Pattaya women. But it’s being held here in Naklua at Nikky Bar. But never mind, the Naklua Nikky bar is just three or four hundred meters from Dolphin roundabout which separates Pattaya from Naklua.

So why on earth am I having this Miss Naklua Dancing Queen contest on my birthday? Well, to tell you the truth I’m getting kind of old now. So I want to recapture all those exciting times when I was an adult photographer in the U.S. While I was writing for Xtreme Magazine.

So I want to create a special event that will capture excellence. Such as I did both as a writer and a photographer. I was higher than kite shooting the Miss Nude Illinois pageant at Big Als. While the Dollies Playhouse strip club was paying for my hotel room and all expenses. Having me escort the Dollies contestant to Peoria, Illinois.

But here in Pattaya, Thailand it is all about money. With the man paying a bar girl the most money getting first shot at the girl. No matter how ugly the guy is or how much of an asshole he is.

So I decided to put out the money for a Naklua Dancing Queen contest. To work with Nikky to host a real dancing contest where beauty, seductive dancing and raw sexuality separates the best from the rest. And do it U.S. style like Club Maximus did in its MS. Texas Pageants. Or Miss Nude World where I shot digital pictures of the contestants. Or Nudes-A-Poppin.

So here’s how it works at the upcoming Naklua Dancing Queen contest. There will be four or five judges. Hopefully all of them impartial. Voting for the contestants who put on the best performance. Each judge gets to vote three times. Once of his first choice. Then his second and third choices. We will award three points for each first choice. Two points for each third choice. And one point for each third choice. The girl who gets the most points becomes the winner of the Naklua Dancing Queen contest.

Obviously Nikky will do her utmost to get her bar girls knocking themselves out to win this event. But I hope to bring in two or three contestants on my own to help spice things up.

For example, I hope this little dynamo performs but I just met her one week ago.

Naklua Dancing Queen contest sexy contestant
Oh yeah. I want her performing at the upcoming Naklua Dancing Queen Contest
And I am pretty sure I want her also

And you can see her in full motion video right here when I took her to Night Wish Bar, Repent Bar, and Toy Box.

Entertaining Pattaya Dancer

She’s a very entertaining Pattaya dancer. The question is, is she more Ting Tong than Phan friend of mine for 6 years?

entertaining Pattaya Dancer will compete for Pattaya dancer queen
Later she will compete for the title Pattaya Dancer Queen, But when I first found her (see video below) I thought, “Wow”

Already I can see all of you asking me, “Now who in the hell is Phan?”

Now I have a lot to say about Phan. First, she’s the only bar girl (ex bar girl” who’s been one hundred percent reliable. In the six years I’ve known her Phan has never been even five minutes late. Not once.

And just about anything is likely to come out of Phan’s mouth. Which reminds me of Angel who had been my best female friend in the U.S. And Angel had been a bar girl. Who always told her exactly what she thinks.

So can I call Phan a very entertaining Pattaya dancer?

Not hardly. But I couldn’t call Angel a very entertaining American stripper either. Because Angel hardly ever danced. But Angel sure drank a lot of Tequila with me. Whereas Phan can’t drink at all.

So why am I writing about Phang and Angel. While comparing the two women?

Angel died on March 13, 2017. The morning after, my best friend, PlOne called me to tell me our good friend had died. By this time PlONe had bought a condo in Pattaya. So we were living within 15 minutes of each other. Both of us heartbroken when we found out Angel had died, we decided we had to have a few toasts to Angel somewhere on Pattaya Soi Six.

We started at Dolls, a Soi Six go go bar. But found the place to be too noisy to make any serious toasts to Angel.

Looking for a quiet place to drink tequila on Soi Six we walked down the street together. Until I saw Phan standing just outside her bar. And Phan was looking awfully good.

So PlOne went inside the bar. While I invited Phan to drink tequila with us while we toasted Angel who was only 36 that night she died.

Looking back at that night I now realize that Phan is a lot like the Angel PlOne and I loved back in the United States.

But this video’s not at all about Phan, who as far as I know hardly dances at all. It’s about Dee Dee. Who I’m now calling the most entertaining Pattaya Dancer since Kwan. But I knew Kwan very well, And known Phan for six years already. But I met Dee Dee only a week ago and here I’m calling her the most entertaining Pattaya dancer I’ve encountered in the past four years.