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With over 658 subscribers and over 1.4 million views Jack Corbett’s You Tube Videos have earned widespread international acceptance.

YouTube bans Pattaya bar video

YouTube bans Pattaya Bar video on my Jack Corbett Channel. The good news is, you get to see this sexy bar girl video on Alpha Productions.

YouTube bans Pattaya bar video
They got great music in this Pattaya beer bar complex, and two of the sexiest girls in the area. But for now I’m not telling anyone where it is. Because it’s my own little hideaway

So if you want to see it Click here

Bottom line is you get to watch this streaming Pattaya sexy bar girl video without having to download it.  But I sure tried hard to get it on YouTube first.  I tried putting the video up as unlisted, not public.  So I could leave a link here or wherever I chose. But within minutes I found out that even close friends couldn’t view it when I gave them a link.  Four music companies claimed copyright violations against me.

This picture does not do this girl justice so you just must watch the video as she sticks out her tongue at me, then flips her backside at me in contempt. But….she really does love me.

When YouTube bans Pattaya Bar video on my channel, it’s time to strike back

So I edited the sound tracks in my video to confuse the YouTube computers.  And why not.  I figure I haven’t stolen anyone’s music.  First, I get no income whatsoever from my YouTube videos.  Second, the original music is only the background music in a busy Pattaya bar complex.  So what my Panasonic Lx10 camera picks up is hardly the best sound quality in the world.  It’s just part of what is really happening in the bar complex. Without the background music the entire atmosphere of the bar complex becomes dull and unauthentic.

Okay.  In my video editing program I leave the entire bar complex background audio intact.  Then I inserted a second sound track.  Which is “All Along the Watchtower” by the Grateful Dead.  The I inserted a third sound track.  This one “Along the Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix.  That oughta do the trick, I figured.  The YouTube computers won’t be able to discern who’s playing the music.

YouTube bans Pattaya bar video
YouTube bans Pattaya bar video because of Jimi Hendrix. Never mind that he’s been dead for 47 years.

But once again, YouTube bans Pattaya Bar video

The Jimi Hendrix soundtrack is just two overpowering.  So now it’s the owners to the rights of Jimi Hendrix All Along the Watchtower claiming I’ve stolen their music.  Greedy bastards!   I mean what the hell.  Jimi Hendrix has been dead for 47 years now.  But this time there’s no question of what YouTube has done with my video.  In my Youtube creator account I find out that this Naklua bar video has been blocked worldwide.  There’s a further notation that it’s blocked in all countries.

But Hostgator’s hosting my Alpha Productions web site.  And Hostgator is as good as it gets.  And my hosting package is more expensive and complete than Hostator’s bargain basement packages.  Can I put this video on my web site?  Sure I can.  But making it stream is a different proposition.

But when YouTube bans Pattaya Bar video, it’s not really YouTube’s fault.  YouTube knows it can be sued for millions of dollars if it publishes copyrighted music.

So what’s this world coming to when YouTube and all these bars worldwide have to play Da Da music to avoid being sued by these all powerful music companies?

We all end up walking around or drinking in bars having to listen to that infernal noise that I call Da Da Music.  I hate these greedy music companies for that.

So I get the correct code from  Hostgator  that will make my video stream from my web site.  And it works.  Except it will work only with Windows Media Player, Quicktime and  Real Player.  I get the job done and then my pal, PlOne, tells me that his smart phone will not stream my video.  He must download it.   Which is too bad, because most of the world is now using tiny smart phones which do not begin to do my videos justice.  But oh well.  Not everyone watches you tube videos and Prime Video on 55 inch televisions the way I do.  Or uses an eight speaker surround sound system to play audio.

Luckily for me, and most of you with your smart phones my pal, PlONe is a genius with computers.  He’s a high powered computer programmer with a PHD in Computer Science.  He sends me the code that will allow me to stream MP4 files from my Alpha Productions Web Site.  All I have to do is to change this code around a bit, and Voila.  My video now streams out of Alpha Productions, and it will work on computers and smart phones.

So what video will I put up next that’s too hot for You Tube to handle?  Hey…I got a great cockfighting video that I took in Northern Thailand  that all those goodie two shoes animal rights activists complained to YouTube about.  Which promptly banned my cock fighting video also. But I’m innocent on this one too.  I didn’t hurt those chickens.  As the Thais say and did say to those chickens….”Up to you”.

The Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer who disappeared out of my life forever

Nine years ago the sexiest most beautiful Beach Road Freelancer disappears from Pattaya. And she’s been off my radar ever since. The last night I saw her she was absolutely terrified of her violent Thai boyfriend. Who had to have been tied into the Thai mafia. I am certain she would have contacted me after that fabulous last night we had together in the Girl Beer Bar. Then later on in my condo when I found out that she was really in some deep shit. So why am I thinking of her now? Nine years have passed.

My favorite viking friend, Per, from Norway at the Girl Beer Bar

I am an old fart now. But I was an old fart even back then. Yet even now I oftentimes have this overwhelming desire to show off. Like last week when I performed a pole dance in a Naklua Soi 18 bar.  And put it on you tube.

So why do I want to talk about this Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer now? For one thing we did this incredible pole dance together nine years ago.

Or at least I thought so. Perhaps it was all the tequila we had together.

But no. It wasn’t just the tequila I had. The German bar manager was so impressed by us that he came over and bought us both drinks.

Later he took me and my girlfriend up to show us his living quarters in the Girl Beer Bar. But I didn’t have a girlfriend on that last night I was with the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer. The girl and I were so whacked out that he never forgot us. We were having so much fun together. And then, the next morning, I got her a taxi. And never saw her again.

Several of the bar girls in the Girl Beer Bar.

A lot has happened since we did that pole dance nine years ago

The Girl Beer Bar owner and manager died. In Germany. The German’s partner who was celebrating his 80th birthday at that big party at the German Girl Beer Bar just died 2 weeks ago. The Thai mafia murdered Edie. She had owned the Malai Bar. They shot her in the head on Sukamvit Road because she owed the wrong people money. After that a restaurant owner friend of mine also got mixed up with the Thai Mafia. But I’m not going to talk about that here.

So now I feel compelled to tell the story about the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer and how she disappeared on me

Part I 12 years ago

I spotted her on Beach Road, across the street from Mike’s shopping mall, leaning against a tree. The freelancer was slender, with a firm belly, and very full breasts. They weren’t large. Or bulbous, and I found out later there was no silicon either. They were just bursting out of her slender frame. But now that I think about it from hindsight, I think she must have been lactating with her breasts full of milk.

God, did I want to take them into my mouth. So I took her back to my room and paid her for short time. I think it was only 500 baht back then. But it was the best 500 baht I ever paid. And it was the worse. It just depends on how you look at it.

She stayed in my room for just 20 minutes. It took only that long for me to come. And she wouldn’t let me as much as touch those glorious breasts of hers. She wouldn’t let me eat her either. And the bitch couldn’t wait to get away from me and get on with her next customer down by Mike’s shopping mall.

I took her back to my room two or three times. But it was always the same. “Don’t touch. And Keep your tongue inside your own mouth.”

That girl had total control of me. She was a complete bitch. But she was the sexiest girl I ever saw free lancing down on Beach Road. By a factor of ten.

Four years I meet the beautiful Beach Road Freelancer again

I had promised my pals that I’d meet them at the Beer Garden for beers at 8:30, and then we’d hit a few Walking Street go go bars together. Three years earlier I had bought a condo down on the beach in Naklua. So I tried to get a ten baht taxi on Naklua Road. But seven or eight Songtaews passed me. Their drivers totally not interested in picking me up. This pissed me off completely.

“Fuck it. I’m not getting any taxi tonight,” I told myself. I’m walking all the way even though it’s over two miles to the Beer Garden. Not one of these lazy songtaew drivers is making one dime off me tonight.”

With nasty thoughts in mind about all the terrible things I wanted to befall all Pattaya taxi drivers, I set out to the Beer Garden, running most of those two miles. While walking part of the way. And then I jogged up to the platform across from Mike’s shopping mall where a lot of free lancers hang out looking for customers. Then I heard one of the prostitutes calling out my name.

I stopped right in my tracks. Suddenly a trim attractive free lancer stood directly in front of my path.

“Jack. Do you remember me?” the girl asked.

I couldn’t believe it. Here she was, looking almost the same as she did four years ago.

And she remembered my name. And here I had been thinking that she despised me. Me and all her other customers. She looked pretty much the same except that her breasts looked a lot smaller now.

I told her I had bought a condo in Naklua since last seeing her. She acted surprised and pleased. I suppose she never expected me to put my roots down in Pattaya. Thinking I was just another tourist four years ago while I was renting a modest room near Soi 6.

I wanted her again. But I had promised my friends Id be meeting them for sure. And did. Was only ten minutes late too. In spite of walking and running the entire way. I mean “Who in the hell needs taxis anyway? Lazy motherfuckers.

But I managed to give the girl my phone number. And I told her I’d be finishing the go go bars around 11 when she promised to call me.

Good to her word she called me a little after 11 while I was taking a piss in a go go bar toilet.

Forty-five minutes later she was waiting for me just one block from my condo in front of the 7-11.

I had no live in girlfriend then and was paying go go girls 1000 baht to visit me at my condo

Back then I had six different girls from Super Girls Go Go stay with me in my condo for short times. But oftentimes they’d stay for several hours. I was also seeing a Soi Six girl who I was paying 800 baht to visit me. But like most Thai sex workers she turned out to be pretty much of a liar. But no matter. I had them coming and going back in those days.

She is not the beautiful Beach Road Freelancer
My favorite girl from Super Girls at my condo.

I finally settled on a favorite go go dancer from Super Girls who eventually wound up getting big tits from silicon and company. Sometimes I’d have her meet me for a drink or two at the Girl Beer Bar before taking her back to the condo.

But my favorite Girl of them all turned out to be the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer

Yeah, I know. She was a complete bitch. But times had been a changing. I had my own condo now. So the girl knew I was for real. Staying in Pattaya all year long. Year after year.

She started staying with me for an hour at a time. This went on for a couple of weeks and then we’d start spending more time together out on my deck. Drinking and smoking cigarettes together. I’d be seeing her a couple of times a week. While paying her 800 baht.

She spoke much better English than most of the other girls. And she liked smoking cigarettes and so did I. So it was all so natural for us to just sit out there in the night smoking, and drinking whatever I had handy. But the more comfortable she got hanging around with me at my condo, the less comfortable she was getting with her situation.

She had a Thai boyfriend. Who oftentimes beat her, and who was taking most of her money she was getting off her customers.

She started telling me that he had started following her. And that he knew exactly where I lived. As for me, I had long ago figured out that most of those Beach Road freelancers have really nasty Thai Mafia boyfriends.

She liked me a lot. Otherwise, she wouldn’t be spending all that time with me. So I was figuring that we would last for a very long time together. Perhaps forever. But it would not last.

Our last night together

We had just had sex together in the master bedroom in my condo when I suddenly got the bright idea of taking her to the Girl Beer Bar.

Several of the ladies from Girl Beer Bar

A group of Germans ran the Girl Beer Bar. It was our absolute favorite bar in the entire world. The Girl Beer Bar had a good handful of pretty girls who used to dance out on the sidewalk in front of the place. Gus and I used to buy one or two bottles of Thai whiskey and then we’d sit out in front of the bar with several of the girls who we’d ply with alcohol.

Girl Beer Bar ladies drinking Thai whiskey at a table right on the sidewalk. Gus and I used to buy bottles of Thai whiskey from a nearby 7-11, and then we’d give it to the girls to loosen up.

The mamasan didn’t mind that we were getting all those bottles of Thai whisky on the cheap at a nearby 7-11. And neither did the German owners.

I used to bring girls into the Girl Beer Bar from the outside and ask my favorite girls what they thought of the girls I was taking home with me. But this night I really didn’t care what anyone thought of the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer. She was the epitome of cool. And I was so happy to have her with me.

Pole Dancing at the Girl Beer Bar with the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer

Nine years later, this is me, doing a pole dance at a Naklua Bar.  I can still do it, but that last night with the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer, I was much better

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The Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer was scared to death of her Thai boyfriend. Which was nothing new. But now she was certain that he had her under surveillance every time she visited me. Tonight she was in no hurry to leave me, so I asked her to spend the whole night at my condo.

Then I took her to the Girl Beer Bar. She struck it off extremely well with my bar girl friends there. So it didn’t take long before one or two of the bar girls started drinking with us. And the music was very good that night. Which was nothing unusual. It was a mix of Golden Oldies and contemporary music with a good beat.

Pai of Girl Beer Bar Fame. Pai was my leading confidant as she would always tell me what she thought of the girls I brought in from outside the Girl Beer Bar

I couldn’t believe it, but before long the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer and I were dancing together. While I started pulling out some dancing moves that I never knew I had.

She was a great dancer. And she was so self assured. I knew right then that she must have once been a go go dancer.

And not the run of the mill go go girls but one of the top girls wherever she worked.

By now we were drinking a lot. Beer and hard liquor. And certainly several shots of tequila. The other girls were really taking to her. Then suddenly I got the idea to try a little pole dancing.

Before the Germans got the Girl Beer Bar it had been a go go bar. There had been one of two tables with dancing poles in their centers. But the owners had removed the tables and poles to offer more space to their customers. But the center stage still remained with its pole.

It didn’t take much for me to get the beautiful beach road freelancer to join me on that center stage. By this time I was half drunk and 100 percent full of myself.

I had the number one girl in the entire bar with me. And this number one girl was enjoying herself immensely. As inebriated as I was, I knew I could still acquit myself well on a dancing pole. I had done it so many times before back in the United States. Most of the American strippers I knew couldn’t do it at all. But some could. And many of those far better than I’d ever be able to do it. Yet a lot of the good pole dancers had a lot of fun watching me do the pole. And showing me their best pole dancing techniques.

So here I was at the Girl Beer Bar. In Thailand no less. And I did it. Pulling myself up high on the pole I hung there by the pressure of my feet and one arm. And then I started twirling around the pole in a circle. Making several revolutions before I gravity finally put me on the platform.

Several of the Germans sitting close to the stage went wild. And so did my companion, the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer.

Oh we were great together that night. But it was now her turn to strut her stuff. To show what she was really made of.

Since I had already figured that she had once been a top go go dancer, it didn’t surprise me to see her doing so well on the pole. And then up on that pole we climbed. Together. The rest is a blur. It was so long ago, and we both had a lot to drink that night. But when we finished our antics on the dancing pole, one of the Germans stood up and started clapping. The man then bought us both shots of tequila.

“That was wonderful,” the German told us. “You both were terrific.”

The German never told me who he was, other than his name. But it turned out he was the manager. I think the old German who owned all those restaurants and the go go in Bangkok owned 50 % of the Girl Beer Bar. Then there was Arno, who owned a piece of the Heidelburg Restaurant. And one or two others. But Walter was the general manager, and although he probably owned just a small piece of the bar, his fellow co-owners gave him several rooms upstairs that he made into an apartment. The rooms had been short time rooms when the bar had been a go go bar. Later on Walther would proudly show off his apartment rooms to my girlfriend and I.

The Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer and I had spent a fabulous night together

But it was our last night. I’d never see her again. Not ever.

The next morning she got me up real early. Then she asked me to get her a taxi. At first I thought she wanted a songthaew. Or motorbike taxi. Then she told me how scared she was. So we went to the hotel next door where I got her a real taxi that had blackened windows. NO one could see who she was in that taxi. Which had been her whole point. It was the first and only time I ever got a Thai sex worker a regular taxi. All of them, were only too happy to have me pay for their motorbike taxi rides home.

She had told me she was leaving her Thai boyfriend. Which she had certainly tried to do. Otherwise she would never have insisted on getting a regular taxi. After that I could never reach her on her telephone. I can’t remember, but I must have tried messaging her once or twice. And she never called me again. Or sent me any text messages.

But we had established a solid connection together. A connection that we solidified when we did that pole dance together. I still think of her a lot. Because she was one helluva cool lady.

A  lot of good things came out of  the Girl Beer Bar.  Here’s a few links you might want to check out

When Bangkok Soi Cowboy Go Go Girls met the Best Pattaya Beer Bar Girls

Best Bar Video Girl Bar on Pattaya Naklua Road

 

 

Last week’s Naklua bar girl suicide caused by broken heart

Last week’s Naklua bar girl suicide hit me hard.   I used to drink with her, and it took so long for her to die.

At a party after Naklua bar girl suicide
Happier times here at our favorite bar.

Last night the Naklua bar owner asked for donations to burn the girl’s body.  Her family has no money.  The cremation will cost 30,000 baht which is just under $1000 U.S.   And then the bar owner told me the full story which gave me all the gory details, except for one thing.  Why did this pretty girl kill herself?

It was more than a Naklua bar girl suicide.  I knew the girl pretty well

The girl was pretty and she was nice.  The bar owner and I  agreed on both counts.  I used to buy her drinks, but she had always been polite enough to back off, if another girl  got to me first.  I know this sounds pretty bad when I’m writing “if another girl got to me first”.  The bar owner has trained all her bar girls very well.  It is very rare that one of her bar girls asks me for a drink.  What normally happens is when I enter the bar alone, one of the girls will sit next to me after bringing me a drink.  That’s when I really want to buy a bar girl a drink.  When she doesn’t ask me for anything.

I must truthfully say that if I were to ever bar fine a girl here she would have been the one I would have chosen first.  She was the most attractive of all the girls, and she used to laugh at all my jokes. Even if she never understood them.

She used to tell me, “I understand not too much English.  Only a little bit.”  But being my own greatest fan, I would often laugh at the things I used to say here.   So when I’d start to laugh at all the off the wall things I used to say, she’d start to laugh with me.  Which would get me laughing even more.  Our laughter would soon become so contagious that both of us would almost be falling out of our bar stools.

Then I heard the horrible news

She cut her own throat.    The story, when I first heard it, was pretty sketchy.  The story was  this Naklua bar girl suicide was caused by “broken heart”.  One of the girls informed her that her Western boyfriend  was being unfaithful to her.  And that’s why she cut her throat.  But she hadn’t cut it deeply enough which caused her to linger in the hospital for many days.  Which turned into many weeks.

After more than a month, she finally died.   But it wouldn’t be until last night that I got the full story.  Well, not quite.  And that was because the bar owner had never gotten the entire story either.

She died because she drank a lot of Duck before she cut her own throat

Naklua bar girl suicide took a long time because of this poison

Duck is a very potent cleaning fluid that is used to clean toilets and other bathroom fixtures.  I use it to clean the grouting in my tiled floors.  If is strong enough to burn your hands if you don’t  use gloves.  I didn’t find out that she had poisoned herself until two weeks ago.  So it wouldn’t be a question of if she would die, but when.

The rest of the story

Last night I sat at the bar until 2:30 a.m.  Neither Pen  nor I understood exactly why she did it.   But Pen kept telling me she did it because of a broken heart.

The girl’s room was half a kilometer from the bar.  The day she cut her throat she went to the bar.  Then she went back to her room.  She didn’t walk.  She ran while being in a very agitated state. Then she came back to the bar a second, perhaps a third time and each time she ran back to her room.  The bar owner had never seen her acting so crazy.  When she went back to her room the last time she swallowed a lot of Duck.  Then she cut her  own throat.  After this she ran outside her room bleeding profusely as she kept crying out for help.

They took her to Banglamung Hospital.

The bar owner immediately went there as soon as she found out the girl had slit her throat.

At some point, Pen asked a nurse why the hospital did not drain the girl’s stomach.

The nurse replied:  “Because this would have made things a lot worse.”

They then took her  to a highly regarded hospital in Bangkok, which would have drained her stomach had she been taken there first.  At least that’s what the  bar owner told me.  Later they took her home to her family.   But as far as Pen could find out the girl was slowly recovering and would soon resume working at the bar.  The girl returned home to her family and whenever Pen  called to find out how she was, the girl would tell her, “I’m fine.  I will be back at your bar soon”.

She wasn’t doing fine.  She was dying

Neither she nor her family had any money.  But she was too proud to tell the bar owner this.  So she couldn’t stay at the Bangkok Hospital for very long.  Last night Pen told me that she would have paid the girl’s full medical expense if only she had known.   I completely believe Pen.  Always have and always will.  She has a lot more behind her than most of her customers would ever suspect,  and she has a huge heart.  As for the local hospital where the girl’s family lived, the place simply did’t have the equipment or skilled personnel to handle complicated medical cases such as hers.

The Duck had slowly eroded a lot of her insides.  The Bangkok Hospital would have operated.  And possibly saved her life.  Who knows?

Last remarks from her bar owner

  • “She left behind children and her parents.  Now  who’s going to take care of them”?
  • “She was very pretty.  She could have easily found another man to take care of her”.
  • “I think about her every day.  This breaks my heart.”
  • “I don’t know exactly why she kill herself.  But it was because of broken heart.”

My last remarks

I have no further remarks  to make about this Naklua bar girl suicide. Other than to link here to one of my You Tube Videos.   This is much more than just another Naklua bar girl suicide.  We will all miss this girl.

If you wish to read more about the bar.  its History and what makes this bar owner so very special continue here.

 

 

 

 

 

Naklua Pattaya Bar wedding Party

Why would an English expat have a Pattaya  Bar wedding party?  At the Naklua Pen Bar of all places?

Pattaya Bar wedding
Will and his bride. Pen the bar owner with her back to the camera.

This is an unpretentious place where the locals hang out far away from the Pattaya go go bars on Walking Street.  I can go on and on about why so many of my friends come here.  But I’ll let this you tube video do most of my talking.

Most of these friends of mine are expats  living in Thailand year round with retirement visas.  Or they are men  still living in their home countries who keep coming back to Pattaya and have been doing so for years.   Most of them are Germans.  I’m American.   While Will is an Englishman.  I suppose Will wanted his wedding party to be unforgettable.  And Will knew that Pen, the bar owner, was the woman who would get the job done.

Pattaya Bar wedding lead singer Ploy
Ploy, lead singer for Alex sound which Will had Pen hire for his party’s music.

This video will explain everything.  Will wanted me to do it.  So did Pen.  So I bought along two cameras.  A Nikon D750 slr with my prized Nikon 24-70 2.8 lens and newest little gem.  A Panasonic LX10 with its very fast 1.4 Leica lens.

May May with female Pen Bar regular to her left. The boyfriend’s stuck in his mother country and very sorry to have been missing all the action here.

But first, a little background for why the Naklua Pen Bar wound up hosting a Pattaya Bar wedding Party.

The Pen Bar is like an English Pub or American tavern where the locals congregate.

Its been here for over 10 years.  It is in Naklua where Westerners actually own condos where they stay for the long haul, many of them for the rest of their lives.  Naklua is a different kettle of fish than Central Pattaya with its thousands of bars that cater to tourists staying in hotels.  It’s like many places in England and the United States that have their local pubs and taverns  where the locals go.

Let me give you an example.  During the party a Thai woman was sitting at the bar next to my girlfriend.  Full of excitement she started thrusting her smart phone in front of my face.   Video conferencing with her was her German boyfriend who was stuck in Germany, unable to attend Will’s wedding party.   I can’t remember a single night that I went to the Pen Bar when I didn’t see the couple together.   But here he was back in Germany eating his heart out to be here with the rest of us.

Saint Thomas bar fines 24 women from Pen Bar

I can cite many examples of customer loyalty to the Pen Bar.   One loyal customer was Saint Thomas who inspired one of my characters in Welcome to the Fun House.  Saint Thomas was an American who lived in my condo building.  We called him Saint Thomas on account of his being almost the exact opposite of a saint.  Such as bar fining 24 bar girls from the Pen Bar in one three month period.    Then he moved back to the U.S.  But whenever he’d visit Pattaya he would email me to ask Pen to keep her bar open for him because he would be arriving late from the Bangkok airport.  He’d then take a taxi which would deposit him with his luggage right at the bar.  He’d never go to the hotel first, not even to shower.  Then after he got good and drunk, he would bar fine one or 2 of Pen’s bar girls.  Pen would have someone drive Saint Thomas and his girl (girls)  to his hotel.

At a Pattaya Bar wedding party the groom gets to sing to his guests. Well, at least at the Pen Bar he does.

And brother, Saint Thomas sure used to get drunk.  I don’t think he missed a night.

Later he died.

Per my Norwegian pal reminds me of a Viking Warrior who takes no prisoners

Another great fan of the Pen Bar is Per.  Per’s a Norwegian friend of mine who you can see in all his infamous glory in this video.

I’ve seen Per drop 10000 baht in a few hours of buying drinks for the ladies.  I think he was ripped off by the bar.   But I never saw him spend 10000 baht at the Pen Bar.  The reason was–Per was oftentimes viewed as a prime target due to his generosity and love of alcohol.  Which led to unscrupulous bar owners and cashiers  grossly overcharging him.  Pen never did.  And none of her employees did either.

Pattaya Bar wedding Party bar girl motorcycle taxi drivers
Two of Pen’s girls taking Will and Tonpai home. This is typical service for Pen’s customers in good standing. Pen will just say, “You. Take Jack back to his condo. He forgot to bring his motorbike.”

This was one helluva Pattaya Bar wedding Party

Will left at 4 a.m. but I stayed until after 5 a.m. still downing all those beers.  Reminded me of a canoe float trip on the Current River in Missouri.  After the ice melted in the coolers in the canoe, the canned beer got very warm.   In those days I probably drank over 30 cans of beer and it got to the point that the more beer I drank the soberer I got.  And so it was here at Will and Tonpai’s wedding party.  Seemed I just couldn’t get enough of the beer.

Trust me, a Pattaya Bar wedding is a lot more exciting than those ho hum affairs in the U.S.

More links to Pen Bar

The Song Pattaya Pattaya in video at the Naklua Pen Bar

The Thailand Naklua Pen Bar 10 year anniversary Dance-a-thon Video

 

 

The Thailand Naklua Pen Bar 10 year anniversary Dance-a-thon Video

Live music at the Naklua Pen Bar
From 7:30 until 1 a.m. live music ran non stop

The Thailand Naklua Pen Bar is celebrating its 10 year anniversary.  Tonight there’s live music and the girls are dancing.

The food was good and two of my buddies were drinking with me, one Austrian, the other British.  I started with Gin and Tonics but I was going through them very fast, and I could see my bin piling up with tickets.  This was going to be an expensive evening especially since I was buying several of the girls drinks.   No matter.

The Naklua Pen Bar doesn’t have its ten year anniversary every day.

And I wouldn’t miss this party for the world.  And it’s all because of Pen, who’s also having her annual birthday.

In England they call the hangouts for the locals pubs.  In my part of the U.S. we call them taverns.  We call it the Pen Bar here in Pattaya Thailand. That’s because all our favorite local bars have closed their doors or gone to seed.

Malai Bar never was the same after Eddie sold it to someone who had no clue on how to run a bar.  Then it closed.  It can be seen in the background of this video, vacant.  The Girl Beer Bar was the greatest place around with lots of pretty girls always around. Good music too.  But then the German owners had a falling out or that’s what I had heard.  As for Drinking Street, I’ve got lots of you tube videos that attest to how good it used to be there.  But most of the girls there have gotten to be fat and unattractive.  And Mam left, then Kwan.

But the Naklua Pen bar has been a steady watering hole of mine for ten years.

Most of the bars near it are doing very badly.  Many have closed.  But Pen’s always got customers.  It’s Pen who’s made the big difference.

Pen used to be a bar girl.  She’s a straight shooter who will never overcharge a customer or tell him stories the way 90 percent of the bar girls do and nearly all the Thai bar owners and mamasans.

 I now understand why Saint Thomas loved  the Naklua Pen bar so much

Saint Thomas used to rent a condo on the 7th floor of my building.  He lived here full time for about a year,and during that year he bar fined something like 25 bar girls from Pen’s bar.  Then he moved back to the U.S., but he kept making visits to Naklua every three months or so.  Saint Thomas would email me to tell Pen that he was coming to Pattaya on a certain night, and that she should stay open late, just for him.  He’d not even bother checking into his hotel first. Saint Thomas would just have the taxi driver from Bangkok take him straight to the Naklua Pen Bar, and he’d drop his bags off right next to his table where he’d start drinking right off.  Around three or four in the morning, he’d have Pen or her nephew drop him and his bags off at his hotel.

But tonight it was Rod’s turn.  Rod doesn’t own a motorcycle yet or a car because he hasn’t quite moved here full time quite yet.  So he took a taxi to meet us at the Naklua Pen Bar tonight.  Around 3 a.m. he had just about enough to drink, and was about to go out looking for a taxi.  So I advised him to have Pen get one of her bar girls to take him back to his condo on her motorcycle.  Which one of the girls did.  She was back at the bar ten minutes later.

And that’s how the Naklua Pen Bar gets so many loyal customers.

Links to other Naklua Pen Bar Videos

Tri and Pai, two of our favorite Girl Beer Bar Girls cut up at the Pen Bar

Per and Jack get marooned at the Pen Bar by unrelenting rain where they are molested by rampaging bar girls

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Drinking Street Kwan performs at Pattaya Best Bar on Soi 8

Watch this very sexy Pattaya  bar girl video.  Drinking Street Kwan delivers in spades at a bar where she’s never been before.  Pattaya Best Bar on Soi 8.

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Here’s Drinking Street Kwan at Wongamat Beach with friends. Big John’s just out of the picture. Johannes isn’t in the picture either. He’s the camera man.

When I took these pictures Drinking Street Kwan is living in my condo building.

And she’s been here for a few weeks.  So by now, I’m getting to know Kwan pretty well.  We might be relaxing down on Wongmat Beach.  But one of the Thai women has a birthday.  We must celebrate.  So we hatch out a plan.  And this plan involves my camera.  My trusty Panasonic Lx-7 with its very fast Leica lens.

By now Drinking Street Kwan is getting quite a fan club.  On Drinking Street,

an American approaches me.  It’s my hat that’s the give away.  That’s why I wear it.  People recognize me all over the world because of the Jack Hat.

“Where’s Kwan?” the man asks me.  Then adds:  “You must be Jack Corbett.  The guy who’s written all those books.”

You get the drift where this conversation’s going.  The guy wants to see Kwan in the flesh.  So I tell him, “I’m not sure where she is.”

Drinking Street Kwan must have over 200,000 views of the You Tube videos I’ve shot of her.

So  a lot of men want to meet her. They want to watch her dance.  They want to have sex with her.  And they do, in their dreams.

I know where she is.  She’s living 3 floors above me.  But I’m not about to tell anyone this.  She’s got a boyfriend too.  I’m keeping quiet about that too.

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Two weeks later.  I’m on Drinking Street.  As usual I’m having a few beers, and another man approaches me.  He’s Japanese.

Are you Jack Corbett?”  the Japanese asks.

Well we know where this is going.

A few days later.  It happens again, only this time it’s an Englishman who’s wanting to find Pattaya Drinking Street Kwan.

So back to Wongamat Beach and Drinking Street Kwan

Our group starts planning where we are going next.  I mention the Pattaya  Best Bar on Soi 8.  The Best Bar is a beer bar.  But the girls are always dancing on little stages here.  And sometimes on the bar itself.  And unlike a go go bar, I can do video here.

So we all head out to the Pattaya Soi 8 Best Bar.  Johannes and I start buying the 3 Thai women tequilas and beer.  And Drinking Street Kwan really loves her tequila.

After awhile I can read Kwan’s mind.  She wants to show off.  She’s thinking:  “These bar girls here aren’t shit.  I should show them what a real star can do.”

Johannes at Wongamat Beach

When I sense a great video’s about to happen, I really want Johannes to be there.

At the Pattaya Best Bar, Drinking Street Kwan asks me,  “Do you think they will let me dance here?”

Drinking Street Kwan at the Pattaya Best Bar
Our little corner of the world went wild when Drinking Street Kwan got up on the stage of the Pattaya Best bar. A bar she had never been to before. But it wasn’t the stage. Kwan got right up on the bar where she could shake her ass in everyone’s faces

We get the go ahead from one of the girls tending the bar, and then I tell Fon who had been taking English classes with Kwan.  “Now you will really see something.”  I know what

Drinking Street Kwan with Johannes
See what I mean? When it comes to making movies Johannes is better than Brando

Kwan can do and she’s in the mood.  My camera is small, but it’s got a Leica 1.4 lens with image stabilization.  This is one of the finest cameras in the world for shooting in low light and this bar is darker than most cameras can handle.  The music’s da da, or butt awful.

Drinking Street Kwan stands head and shoulders above the crowd
Kwan is deceptively tall. She’s 166 centimeters which makes her taller than the average American woman

But Drinking Street Kwan is sexier than ever.  And my camera does not let me or Kwan down.  But the music’s just not good enough.  I must create a miracle–a soundtrack that is worthy of what we can do together.

  I don’t know if I’ve succeeded or not so I will let you be the judge.

Many thanks to Pattaya Best Bar for allowing Drinking Street Kwan to take over your establishment.

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Video of a Pattaya Tragedy–Edie’s birthday at the Malai Bar

The date is 2006, and it’s Edie’s birthday party at the Naklua Malai Bar.  Edie, will become a Pattaya tragedy.  But only a few years ago, Edie had the best band in Naklua.

Edie will become a Pattaya tragedy
At her birthday back in 2006 Edie pulled out all the stops. Love her or hate her (most of us loved her) Edie was unforgettable. I hardly remember a single expat living in Naklua who didn’t hang out at the Malai Bar at one time or the other.

And unlike most beer bars today, Eddie had some really cute girls working for her.

Let me take you back in time–to the good ole days

It’s Eddie’s birthday, and  she’s gone balls out to bring in a few pretty girls from Sattahip decked out in special uniforms.   These girls are not Edie’s bar girls.  But  Edie’s birthday party, as sensational as it was,  would be the harbinger of  a Pattaya tragedy.

Cope during a photo shoot at my Naklua condo
Cope during a photo shoot at my Naklua condo. She was about twenty back then. She would later mature to be even more beautiful with a far better command of English than she had in the old Malai Bar days.

Cope, one of the prettiest girls dancing is now living in Germany after marrying a German.  Which is probably good for her, but bad for the rest of us.  She was very pretty, and even prettier the last time I saw her.

There’s a beautiful lady in the video dancing next to Cope.  You wouldn’t believe she’s a lady boy though.  Like Cope, we haven’t seen her in Pattaya for years.

Today (it’s August 2017) , the band is nowhere to be found.  The Malai Bar is barely open.  It sits there devoid of customers while its owners wait in Bangkok for a buyer.  A single woman looks after the place as caretaker.  But I can still buy a drink there, and sometimes I go over to talk with her.

But back to the Golden Years of Malai Bar

Edie being a very special kind of bar owner always paid her band a lot of money.  She also had A LOT more customers than any other bar around.  If all this sounds like a Pattaya tragedy, it gets much worse.

My tilac, the tilac in this video, is no longer in my life.  She was Edie’s niece, and it was because of her that I used to come to the Malai Bar quite often.  So did most of my friends.

Edie was a very special kind of bar owner, the likes of whom we will probably never see again.  But in spite of her brilliance at running a bar,  she somehow lost a lot of money and had to sell the bar.

The Malai Bar would never be the same again.  Not even close.  But the real Pattaya tragedy here is there is not single bar in Naklua, Thailand since the Girl Beer Bar that is even 10 percent of what the Malai Bar once was.  The Malai Bar no longer has any customers except for an occasional man or woman who wants to have a drink with the bar’s solitary caretaker.   It sits there next to the Pen Bar, vacant, in mute testimony to all the great times we all used to have there.  When any man or woman who wanted to put on a show could come up and sing or dance in front of the crowd.

Which you will see in this video.  There’s a beautiful incredibly sexy Thai woman dancing as Edie’s band plays “Suzie Q”.  Then there’s a muscular handsome German playing the guitar as he sings, “Welcome to the Free World.”  The video ends with Edie getting practically everyone, her bar girls and customers, dancing.

But the final Pattaya tragedy is Edie was murdered

several years ago while driving her car back to Sattahip from a Soi 7 or 8 she had been managing.    This video’s for her.

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SexManniac Dont steal You Tube Video content

SexManniac–Don’t steal You Tube Video content by ripping off my 3 year old Skytop video and Kwan Tequila video.

This  is copyright violation.

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Kwan the real star of Pattaya Drinking Street

By the time Google circulates this I’m sure the thief will have taken my videos off his You Tube channel.  But if not….here’s the content he’s stolen from me.

And here’s the message I inserted below the video he illegally appropriated from me, edited by putting in his own background music while inserting his words of wisdom into the video itself and then put on his you tube channel.

“Great video….Thanks for the compliment Mark.  95 % of the content is mine, not Sex Maniac’s.  Sexmanniac,  It is a very bad idea to rip off the video content of other producers.   This is called copyright violation.   Here’s the first video of mine that you appropriated for your own, then added your own music and messages of advice into the video….     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G_yZhRFc9E   note 25 seconds into this video.  1;25 in your copy of my video.

The 2nd video, My Skytop video, three years up on You Tube on my channel.  Check out in my video at 6 minutes 15 seconds  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgGkkPT6Bqs  and yours 2 minutes 45 seconds.  The pretty girl on the right is the niece of the Skytop Guesthouse owner’s widow.  Probably 16, and perhaps just 15 when I  shot this video in 2012.  I never saw her go with a customer and I can’t recall ever seeing her as much as talking to customers because she was not a bar girl at all.  She or her mother could take you to court for defamation of character.  When you put such videos up  and insert your advice about prostitutes and sponsors into these videos, you are opening yourself up to lawsuits or even worse.”

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Pattaya Drinking Street bar girls and the Yamaha SR 400

Pattaya Drinking Street bar girls riding Yamaha SR400
No doubt the Yamaha SR400 is one of the most beautiful motorcycles on can buy in Thailand. It isn’t fast and it sure isn’t cheap at 265,000 baht. But it’s a real attention getter, just like Kwan

Out of all the Pattaya Drinking Street bar girls, we can’t think of anyone more striking and charismatic than Kwan.  So it’s only appropriate that Kwan should pose with my Yamaha SR 400, which could be the most beautiful motorcycle you can buy in Thailand.  Along with the still shots of Kwan posing with my Yamaha 400 SR are several video clips of Drinking  Street sensation Kwan in action, literally on top of the bar showing her stuff.

To access my reviews of motorbikes suitable for Thailand click here

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When Bangkok Soi Cowboy go go girls met the best Pattaya beer bar girls

It was a night to remember when Bangkok Soi Cowboy go go girls met the best Pattaya beer bar girls.

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Soi Cowboy go go girls at the Naklua Girl Beer Bar.

It happened several years ago at the Naklua Girl Beer Bar.  Several Germans owned the Naklua Beer Bar in those days.  And as you’d expect from Germany, these owners did just about everything right.

But this was a very special night.  One of the German owners was celebrating his 80th birthday.

So the owners pulled out  all the stops.  The bar would only admit customers who produced special written invitations.  Everything was free.  The owners provided a sumptuous food buffet.   And the invited guests could drink all the beer they wanted.  Or all the Tequila, whiskey, vodka, or mixed drinks they could handle.  Now that was a very special night, but it cost the German bar owners thousands of American dollars to put the extravagant birthday party on.

In those days the Pattaya Girl Bar Bar  had the best beer bar girls.  The bar’s charismatic mamasan  recruited them.  The German bar owners also had a special German friend who put ran th beer bar’s music for free.  He put it all on a computer

and he made sure that the Girl Beer Bar didn’t play any Thai music.  There wasn’t any da da music either.

That’s the kind of noise that comprises just two beats:  “Da Da, Da, Da,  played in rapid succession that is differentiated only by tone.

This is the type of cretin who will put up with Da Da Music. Typically he’s an English soccer hooligan type of lout. You gotta be a complete moron to be wanting to sit in a room where they are playing this crap.

Now, this kind of noise might be favored by certain English hooligan types.  Unfortunately  too many stupid Pattaya bar owners cater to them.

But these were Germans putting this whole show on.  And one thing a lot of people don’t know is that many Germans love the old American and English songs a lot more than their American and English counterparts do.  So this particular group of German bar owners got their music just right.  And then they directed their Thai mamasan to hire only the most exceptional Pattaya bar girls.

The German bar owners brought in a special troupe of Soi Cowboy go go dancers from Bangkok.

At least one of the German bar owners owned a Soi Cowboy go go bar in Bangkok.  Whether this is true or not, I do know that the bar owners brought in a handful of very hot Soi Cowboy go go dancers from Bangkok.  And that they brought them to Pattaya  for this one special night only.

The Naklua Girl Beer Bar already had the best group of bar girls in Pattaya.  So after the German owners brought in the Soi Cowboy go go dancers the end result speaks for itself.  what you get is quite possibly the very finest group of Pattaya bar girls that has ever been assembled before in a Pattaya beer bar.

This video is its result. I think everyone watching it will agree.  In this video perhaps the finest group of Pattaya Bangkok bar girls are together under one roof.

Unfortunately the Girl Beer bar closed down  five or six years ago.  And two weeks ago the old German bar owner died.  He was 87 years old when he died and still sharp as a tack.  The man owned part of the Heidelberg Restaurant, part of the Taverne German Restaurant and still another German restaurant on Naklua Soi 33.

Every now and then, I’d see him in one of his restaurants.  I believe he owned a few more than the ones I just named.  And he did admit finally that he had owned a Bangkok go go bar or two.  And then he’d let me know that he didn’t want to talk about his business affairs.  He was a wise man.

One of my English friends keeps telling me, the Girl Beer Bar was the best bar Pattaya ever had.  He used to go with me every other night or so.  He’s right.  Since coming to Pattaya 12 years ago, I have never found a go go bar or beer bar that even came close to what Tony and his German fellow bar owners created here.

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