Category Archives: Pattaya You Tube Bar Videos by Jack Corbett

With over 1050 subscribers and 1.7 million views Jack Corbett’s You Tube Videos have earned widespread international acceptance.

Pattaya Drinking Street bar girls and the Yamaha SR 400

Pattaya Drinking Street bar girls riding Yamaha SR400
No doubt the Yamaha SR400 is one of the most beautiful motorcycles on can buy in Thailand. It isn’t fast and it sure isn’t cheap at 265,000 baht. But it’s a real attention getter, just like Kwan

Out of all the Pattaya Drinking Street bar girls, we can’t think of anyone more striking and charismatic than Kwan.  So it’s only appropriate that Kwan should pose with my Yamaha SR 400, which could be the most beautiful motorcycle you can buy in Thailand.  Along with the still shots of Kwan posing with my Yamaha 400 SR are several video clips of Drinking  Street sensation Kwan in action, literally on top of the bar showing her stuff.

To access my reviews of motorbikes suitable for Thailand click here

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When Bangkok Soi Cowboy go go girls met the best Pattaya beer bar girls

It was a night to remember when Bangkok Soi Cowboy go go girls met the best Pattaya beer bar girls.

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Soi Cowboy go go girls at the Naklua Girl Beer Bar.

It happened several years ago at the Naklua Girl Beer Bar.  Several Germans owned the Naklua Beer Bar in those days.  And as you’d expect from Germany, these owners did just about everything right.

But this was a very special night.  One of the German owners was celebrating his 80th birthday.

So the owners pulled out  all the stops.  The bar would only admit customers who produced special written invitations.  Everything was free.  The owners provided a sumptuous food buffet.   And the invited guests could drink all the beer they wanted.  Or all the Tequila, whiskey, vodka, or mixed drinks they could handle.  Now that was a very special night, but it cost the German bar owners thousands of American dollars to put the extravagant birthday party on.

In those days the Pattaya Girl Bar Bar  had the best beer bar girls.  The bar’s charismatic mamasan  recruited them.  The German bar owners also had a special German friend who put ran th beer bar’s music for free.  He put it all on a computer

and he made sure that the Girl Beer Bar didn’t play any Thai music.  There wasn’t any da da music either.

That’s the kind of noise that comprises just two beats:  “Da Da, Da, Da,  played in rapid succession that is differentiated only by tone.

This is the type of cretin who will put up with Da Da Music. Typically he’s an English soccer hooligan type of lout. You gotta be a complete moron to be wanting to sit in a room where they are playing this crap.

Now, this kind of noise might be favored by certain English hooligan types.  Unfortunately  too many stupid Pattaya bar owners cater to them.

But these were Germans putting this whole show on.  And one thing a lot of people don’t know is that many Germans love the old American and English songs a lot more than their American and English counterparts do.  So this particular group of German bar owners got their music just right.  And then they directed their Thai mamasan to hire only the most exceptional Pattaya bar girls.

The German bar owners brought in a special troupe of Soi Cowboy go go dancers from Bangkok.

At least one of the German bar owners owned a Soi Cowboy go go bar in Bangkok.  Whether this is true or not, I do know that the bar owners brought in a handful of very hot Soi Cowboy go go dancers from Bangkok.  And that they brought them to Pattaya  for this one special night only.

The Naklua Girl Beer Bar already had the best group of bar girls in Pattaya.  So after the German owners brought in the Soi Cowboy go go dancers the end result speaks for itself.  what you get is quite possibly the very finest group of Pattaya bar girls that has ever been assembled before in a Pattaya beer bar.

This video is its result. I think everyone watching it will agree.  In this video perhaps the finest group of Pattaya Bangkok bar girls are together under one roof.

Unfortunately the Girl Beer bar closed down  five or six years ago.  And two weeks ago the old German bar owner died.  He was 87 years old when he died and still sharp as a tack.  The man owned part of the Heidelberg Restaurant, part of the Taverne German Restaurant and still another German restaurant on Naklua Soi 33.

Every now and then, I’d see him in one of his restaurants.  I believe he owned a few more than the ones I just named.  And he did admit finally that he had owned a Bangkok go go bar or two.  And then he’d let me know that he didn’t want to talk about his business affairs.  He was a wise man.

One of my English friends keeps telling me, the Girl Beer Bar was the best bar Pattaya ever had.  He used to go with me every other night or so.  He’s right.  Since coming to Pattaya 12 years ago, I have never found a go go bar or beer bar that even came close to what Tony and his German fellow bar owners created here.

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The Song Pattaya Pattaya in video at the Naklua Pen Bar

The song Pattaya Pattaya in video at the Naklua Pen Bar captures the essence of the most fun city on the planet.

Meet Pie, Tree and Pudcha. They will do most of the dancing for you. These three were Jack’s favorite Pattaya bar girls at the Girl Beer Bar until it changed hands, then closed. But Pen, one of Jack Corbett’s favorite bar owners, is still going strong in Naklua, and Pen’s having a knock down blow out party. Jack and his girlfriend decide to invite Pie and give her an offer she cannot refuse,

“The drinks are on us. Join us.” But Jack knows that once Pie starts drinking, she becomes a non stop dancing machine. The girls start off dancing to an arousing the Song Pattaya Pattaya

The Song Pattaya Pattaya gets this video off to a great start
Jack, Tree and Pai at the Girl Beer Bar. Tree and Pai never worked at the Pen Bar. They came to this party when Jack invited them. Needless to say Tree and Pai made this video. Although Noi played her zany whacky role by dancing in the rain. You can see Noi in this latest Pen Bar video

He’s got his video camera ready. The real icing on the cake becomes apparent when Tree comes to the Pen Bar party with Pie. Tree’s as cute as they come. Neither of them are bar girls working for Pen. But Pudcha is and Pudcha used to work with Tree and Pie at the Girl Beer Bar.

Later Noi  is dancing on a table top out in the middle of the rain. Oblivious to how wet she gets drenched she dances to the rain drops.

There’s a good crowd here tonight. And the band is playing the song Pattaya Pattaya.

Pie is her abby-normal whacked out self, and Pudcha’s shaking a tail feather like never before. The tequila’s flowing. And Tree starts to find her real elemental self.

Now I don’t know why this video’s been red flagged by you tube. Something about content inappropriate for minors but for the life of me I don’t understand why.

Is it because of Pudcha’s shaking her little derriere and this is considered to be overly sexy? Or is it Tree who’s at fault? Tree, giving the inky night sky the bird. Tree is irreverent as all get out as she pokes fun at the world. Pretty little Tree, she’s the girl in the white t shirt, so full of fun so full of life.

You must be an adult to see this video. Over on you tube viewers must sign in with their email address or so it seems. Personally I think it should be on the family channel. Also….in the main published video on You Tube the aspect is all wrong so the girls seem a lot fatter than they are in real life. And that’s the main reason why I’m republishing it.

You might also want to watch the most recent Pen Bar Video Naklua Pattaya Bar Wedding Party

Last week’s Naklua bar girl suicide caused by broken heart

Trapped by unrelenting rain inside Naklua’s Pen Bar 

The Thailand Naklua Pen Bar 10 year anniversary Dance-a-thon …

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Hottest Pattaya girls dancing for fun

Hottest Pattaya girls dancing for fun video tops 648,000 views because it realistically captures the ambiance of the beer bar experience.  Yet so far no one has explained why this videos was so successful.

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The video took place at the Skytop Guesthouse and Internet cafe on 2nd Road just one block from Pattaya’s famous Soi Six.  My best friend, an Australian named Pete had owned the place.  Unfortunately Pete died leaving the business to his widow, Wan.  But I had lived for 11 months across the guest house’s hallway from Pete and Wan.  I had watched two key employers and the condo’s cleaning woman quit in the same week and Pete could barely turn a computer on.

And Pete was in and out of hospitals due to severe health problems that would later kill him.

It was all up to Wan.  I Watched her clean the entire place single-highhandedly while she picked up the computer skills that are essential to running an internet cafe.  Because of  Wan’s skilled management and hard work the business prospered.  She made two partitions out of the internet cafe on the 1st floor.  Then she rented  one of them  out to Geogio, a Burmese tailor of unprecedented talent.  While she left the other partition as an internet cafe.  Then she started up a beer bar in front of the internet cafe which she ran with the help of her younger sister.

Being great friends of both Pete and Wan I could run riot with mycameras.

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After Pete died, I took Wan and my girlfriend over to a Soi 8 bar that had the hottest Pattaya girls on the soi dancing non stop.

I had always found this bar to be jam packed with customers so he said to Wan:  “Wan, you really should consider having a dancing marathon at your Skytop bar.  You could have try outs on a weekly basis, say every Wednesday night and then once a month you could have a special contest with a cash reward.  Say 3000 or 4000 baht for the best dancer of the month. If you got the word out you’d have some of the hottest Pattaya girls competing against each other.  Meanwhile you could limit the contestants to only those who had made it through your weekly tryouts.”

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Wan replied, “Jack, the hottest Pattaya girls are not worth anything.  All their lives they’ve been told how pretty they are, so they become lazy knowing they can have anything without working.

They do what they want, they show up for work only when they feel like it.  I don’t want them working in my bar.”

No truer words have been spoken.  I had thought the same way back in the U.S. while taking pictures of hundreds of strippers and feature entertainers.  But now Wan’s words had really sunk in.  From then on, I looked at the hottest Pattaya girls differently.  I had thought the same way before, but Wan’s words kept nagging at me whenever I went into a go go bar.

I’d keep asking myself while observing a go go dancer gyrating around the stage:  “Can she cook?  Can she get out of bed in the morning?  Can she give a good massage?  Just how money hungry is she?

Is she a real bitch once you get to know her?  Can she read a book or do things by herself while I’m busy writing my next book.  Or editing a video, or will she always want to go out at night spending a lot of money and doing things behind my back that I don’t want her to be doing?  Can she hold onto her money?  Is she a spendthrift who throws away all the money she could makes?”

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Going to the go go bars never was the same again.

But when it comes to the hottest Pattaya girls, Wan had actually been a bar girl and that’s where Pete had met her, at a beer bar.  And yet, she had turned out to be an incredibly hard working woman.  She also became an excellent long term thinker and planner.  Even though it’s commonly known that most Pattaya girls only think short term.  And that bar girls are short on education with a 6th grade education being all too typical.

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Most of the Pattaya girls in this video worked for Wan’s beer bar for years.  She had scarcely any turnover at all, which is perhaps the most solid evidence of  Wan’s management competence.  This video captures the true spirit and sense of fun in a well managed beer bar.

You can see Wan hamming it up throughout the video with the girls.  While her customers urge everyone on, which is one of the main reasons for this video’s success.  For a two week period it had been averaging over 6000  views a day

until you tube decided to put age restrictions on it for whatever reason its moderation team had come up to keep it out of sight of under aged viewers.

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Drinking Street Bars have 2 terrific Pattaya girls dancing

Whether they are really sisters or not, the Drinking Street bars have 2 terrific Pattaya girls dancing at a heart stopping pace.  Kwan and Mam are just two examples of why we can’t think of a better all around place to hang out than the Pattaya Drinking Street bars, which in our estimation has eclipsed Soi 7 and 8 which had been our favorite stomping ground for years.

Drinking Street Bars so not have anyone like Mam
So far no Pattaya Drinking Street has been able to match either Mam or Kwann. This is Mam

There is a single sound system and D.J. for all of all the Drinking Street bars for starters.  That means you are not going to have  noise coming at you from all directions.  Which is generated by multiple music sources.   Drinking Street is compact as there are two rows of bars with 10 to 15 bars in each row.  But for us, another huge plus for the Drinking Street bars is Greg’s Kitchen, which is in its own way a wolf posing in a sheep’s clothing.

Greg’s Kitchen is an English restaurant that specializes not only in English food, but also in Thai and continental cuisine.  Greg’s got the best meat pies in Pattaya starting with his superb Cornish pasties at 240 baht.  A second favorite of mine is his beef goulash.  But whatever you are getting the portions are more than ample. While  the food is absolutely first rate.  But the real icing on the cake is that you can order your food at Greg’s.  And then have him deliver your food to whichever one of the Drinking Street bars you prefer.  You will be the envy of nearly everyone at your bar when your huge plate of food arrives, but oh well, you read this post and they didn’t, so it’s McDonalds for them.

Drinking Street Bars have no one to match Kwan anymore
Photographed together is Jack Corbett’s Yamaha SR 400 motorcycle and the author’s favorite Pattaya star of the stage, Kwann, from Drinking Street

The best thing about the Drinking Street Bars are the women because if you can’t find a Pattaya bar girl on Drinking Street who appeals to you, then it’s time you either join a monastery or start chasing lady boys on Soi Six.  On that final note, I’m going to ask all of you who have viewed this you tube video. “Have you ever found girls in the Walking Street Go Go bars who can deliver better performances than Mam and Kwan?” Bar fines are typically 300 baht here and after that it’s between you and the girl.  Compare that to the new wave of Drinking Street Coyote dancers.

Epilogue

  1.  Kwan is sometimes still working in the Drinking Street Bars while Mam has moved to Hong Kong

2.   Greg’s Kitchen is no longer operating on Drinking Street

3.  The music is now piss poor at Drinking Street as it now caters to Arabs and Indians.  Expect a lot of Da Da music (Noise) here for instance

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More Pattaya Drinking Street Sizzling Kwan Video

Best Pattaya entertainer is Kwan on Drinking Street

Drinking Street Kwan performs at Pattaya Best Bar on Soi 8

When the East St. Louis Cement Mixer Meets the Drinking Street Bar

Christmas video from Drinking Street Koracha Bar

 

Best Pattaya entertainer is Kwan on Drinking Street

She’s not found in a Pattaya go go bar.  The best Pattaya entertainer we’ve found is Kwan on Drinking Street.  Which just goes to show that some of the best gems work in beer bars.  Bu you must look harder to find them.  So just how good is Pattaya entertainer Kwan?  Let me put it this way.  She’s the only Thai girl I’ve found here who I’d put on the same level as the best feature entertainers I’ve met in America.

And I’ve known lots of the best feature entertainers in the United States.  This is no idle boast.

Just check out the Hall of Fame pages on my alphapro web site or buy Extreme Guns and Babes for an Adult World, which features over

2004 Xtreme Weapons Calendar
In 2004 Xtreme Magazine, a gun owner friend, and I produced the Xtreme Girls with Xtreme Weapons calendar. While writing gun articles for Xtreme Magazine I could choose just about any weapons I wanted to write about and virtually guarantee any topless dancer or feature entertainer free publicity in the article I’d write for Xtreme Magazine.

twenty-five weapons for my “Xtreme” gun articles.

Back in those days I routinely traveled with feature entertains across the United States, stayed at the same hotels with them, often roomed with one of the stars, had them stay with me in my apartment for weekends for photo shoots.  Above all, I was lucky enough to get the chance to do articles about them for Xtreme and other adult magazines.

When I wrote an article about an American  feature entertainer, the first thing I’d do was to focus on what made this particular adult star different from the rest.  I’d keep asking myself, “What is this girl’s finest attributes that make her such a great entertainer?”  For me, that was the key.

Pattaya entertainer Kwan
Pattaya entertainer Kwan on Drinking Street

With Kwan, I keep asking questions such, “Why do my friends and I like her so much?

Why is this Pattaya entertainer so exciting?  How would this Pattaya entertainer stack up against America’s most successful feature entertainers?Kwan clicks all the right boxes.   Watch her, just watch her, and not just for one night.  Go to Drinking Street and check out who’s dancing and how much time is each Pattaya bar girl spending on the stage.  One girl will impress you, but it’s just for one night.  You might not see her for the rest of the week.  Or if you do see her, she’s taking the easy way out doing practically everything except dancing.  But you will see Kwan putting in a lot of hours dancing on the stage, then you come back the next night and there she is again.

Who makes more money for a bar?   The girl who’s always up on center stage putting both herself and her bar in the limelight, or the wall flower who’s too busy chatting up her bar girl friends than to get up and showcase her talent?  Kwan is tall, being five foot six without her heels.  She dances on the bar’s stage and she dances on the bar.  When she does, she’s visible from all the other Drinking Street bars.  There’s no doubt who’s the superstar of Drinking Street.  That’s how I found her.  I saw this tall slender girl dancing across the room from me, and I thought to myself, “That girl is one helluva dancer.  I must go over and meet her.”

The best American feature entertainers are not stand offish.  And now it’s about time to explain the difference between a feature entertainer and a house dancer.

In America’s topless and strip clubs the dancers you normally encounter there are house dancers.  The local club employees them. And it is their job to work their shifts night after night for that particular club.

A feature entertainer is as her name suggests someone who is featured by the club that has hired her.  Her performances are typically scheduled for three or five successive nights.  She is paid for each featured show, say $200 per show.  She might perform three shows a night over the period of time she has contracted for.

Feature entertainers are typically represented by a professional talent agency such as Pure Talent.

The agency will typically get a booking fee of 15 %.  A good agency will make sure that each feature entertainer it represents gets paid the entire contracted amount once she has delivered on her shows.  It will make sure that her travel expenses are reimbursed by the night club.  Such travel expenses will almost always include the feature entertainer’s hotel expenses.

A feature entertainer will typically travel all across the United States to perform for those clubs she has contracted with.  The clubs will  promote and advertise her heavily with signs and posters in the club.  In neon lights across the building by the club’s entrance.  And in newspapers, radio and sometimes on television.  Getting the largest amount of publicity possible is the name of the game for both the club and the visiting feature entertainer.  So what does all this have to do with Kwan who’s just a Pattaya entertainer?  Kwan more than any other Thai bar girl I’ve ever met knows that publicity is terrific both for her and whatever bar she’s working for.

I was once chased down by a security guard while shooting video of the girls dancing in a Drinking Street Bar.

The girls didn’t want their video taken so they had complained to Drinking Street security.  Another time I sat in a Drinking Street bar drinking my beer while shooting video of one of the girls dancing on the stage.  She was fine with that for about a minute or two.  And then she rudely made a sign as if she were cutting her own throat thus signifying to me her displeasure and that she had had enough with the publicity I was giving her.  The behavior both times was that of country bumpkins.

And as for the mamasans or whoever it was who was managing the two bars, nothing could be more stupid than chasing away a good photographer who could make her bar famous all over the internet.

From the first time I met her, Kwan would tell me, “Shoot all the video you can of me.  And when you get done, shoot more.”  That’s the difference between a true professional and a country bumpkin.

One of the primary reasons so many bar girls do not want photographers shooting their pictures or video in the bars is they have boyfriends.  And these boyfriends are sending them money.   With  the understanding that they will be “good girls” and quit working in a bar.

However, and here everyone needs to read what I’m writing and believe every single word of it.  When a bar girl promises to quit working in a bar once her Western boyfriend starts sending her 10,000 or 15,000 baht a month, chances are she’s going to keep working in the bar anyway.  Either that or she will be off picking up paying customers in Pattaya discos.  For most bar girls, there is no such thing as having enough money.  When someone shoots their video and puts  it up on you tube and social networking web sites such as facebook proves to their gullible boyfriends that they are still working in the bar.

But Kwan is a pure Pattaya entertainer who deserves recognition among America’s finest feature entertainers.

Let me show how true this comparison holds.  When a feature entertainer contracts say for $200 a show for five nights of shows at three shows a night, this means she’s getting $3000 plus her travel expenses.   But when she’s performing her shows, she’s selling her merchandise to the club’s customers.  While an accomplice is taking her pictures with the customers at so much a picture.  She’s also oftentimes getting tips while performing her shows.

But whether she’s selling key chains with her picture on them or pictures, the customers aren’t wanting to buy much from her if she wasn’t in adult magazines.  Or if she didn’t win M.S. Texas or Miss Nude Illinois.  And it really helps to be the Penthouse Pet of the Month.  Unfortunately for Kwan, she wasn’t lucky enough to have been born in the U.S. where the big money in night club entertainment lies.  But she knows that the more people that see her performing on you tube, the more customers will be coming to her bar to watch her perform, buy her drinks (she makes a commission on each one that she sells), and perhaps even to take her out of the bar.

This Pattaya entertainer could care less how many people know she’s working for a bar or what her boyfriends might think of her.

I’ve met a couple of her boyfriends during the past year.  She brings them right into the bar.  Then she comes over and drinks with my friends and me. And given a little time she’s right up on the stage again dancing like the energy bunny.  I’m sure she tells all the guys, boyfriend or not, “This is what I do.  I am what I am.  And I am damn good at it.”

Ask me why I shoot so much video of Kwan.  She’s the only real professional Pattaya entertainer I know.  And like some of the best feature entertainers I’ve come to know in the United States, in spite of her obvious gift for showing off and being full of herself, down at her inner core she’s very down to earth and so much fun to be around.  I love Thai women.  For me they are the most beautiful women in the world.  But the American feature entertainers I had the pleasure of getting to know were simply fabulous company to be around.  I cannot begin to describe how much I’ve come to miss them.  So for me it’s a real breath of fresh air to find someone who reminds me of them.

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Thai girl lady boy can you tell the difference?

The Thai girl lady boy is dancing on the stage.  Can you tell the difference?  Between her and a “girl”?

At Pattaya TG Bar  we are betting you’d call the Thai girl lady boy  a girl.  Her voice was a woman’s.  She danced like a woman without all the extra motions and show most lady boys put on.

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I only wish I had gotten a few digital stills of this Thai girl lady boy. And more video. Unlike a lot of Lady boys, she had all the mannerisms of a woman. She was beautiful. She didn’t last long at TG bar either. I’m betting someone snapped her up. It could even have been a guy who likes women a lot more than lady boys.

Even my Thai girlfriend couldn’t tell if she was a Thai girl or lady boy.  If you took her out in public everyone would take her for a lady.

Thai girl lady boy

The tip off was she was working at TG Bar in Naklua where nearly every good looking lady you see is a lady boy.  She didn’t stay there for long so other than asking her if we could put her in a video, we never even talked to her. Thai girl lady boy?  Sometimes it’s difficult to call.

There was another lady body we got pretty well acquainted with.  She worked at the Leo Blues Bar on Soi 18.

Thai girl lady boy

I wound up eventually doing a photo shoot of her in my condo.  She had silicon breasts which my pictures show off.  She was more fun than any other girl at the Leo Blues Bar.  And in her own way, probably the most attractive.

Thai girl lady boy

I never had sex with her.  And to tell you the truth a good friend was with us while we shot the pictures.  Afterwards he told me he wanted to have sex with her.  But neither of us did.   I gave her a thousand baht for doing the shoot.  She met me in the parking lot of a nearby hotel, and then I took her on my motorbike back to my condo.

Click here to view the slide show Lady Boys Thailand’s Third Sex

You might also be interested in reading  Pattaya Lady Boys and us at Naklua TG Bar

And  To Bang a ladyboy or not. That is number one Soi Six Question

 

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Pattaya Lady Boys and us at Naklua TG Bar

Pattaya Lady Boys and us at Naklua TG Bar is just a typical evening for Jack Corbett, two of his German buddies, Luddy and Michael and Robby Liverpool’s Don Juan.  Our girlfriends are with us, May May and Luck.  That is Luddy’s and mine while Robby’s romancing one of the few real bar girls at TG’s.  The rest are Pattaya lady boys.

TG’s is widely known in Naklua Thailand as a Pattaya Lady Boy Bar.  Aside from our girlfriends, if you see a good looking Thai girl in this video, she’s one of the quieter Pattaya Lady Boys.

Our gang is all from the same condo building at Wongamat Beach, and TG Bar is just a favorite neighborhood pub to us.  As for MIchael, he’s in the background, barely seen in this video.  Does he have really have a thing for Pattaya Lady Boys?  One of the Pattaya Lady boys is sitting next to him.  The question is, does he bar fine her?

A strange thing occurs once a man has lived in Pattaya very long.  Pattaya Lady boys become accepted as just part of the scenery.  Oftentimes called Thailand’s third sex, many men even develop a preference for Pattaya Lady Boys over women.

I once asked one of TG’s owners why so many men go with Pattaya Lady boys.  She responded:  “Pattaya bar girl burn many men.   And even if they don’t, most Pattaya bar girls express little real interest in them.  But most Pattaya Lady boys take very good care of such men.

Several years ago I  asked one of my fellow co-owners in my condo building, “Before you started going with Pattaya Lady Boys when you were living in England, did you realize then that you were a homosexual?”

The man replied.  “I never even thought of being with a man.  Liking Pattaya lady boys and being a homosexual are two different things.”

I have often seen friends of mine go into a bar full of Pattaya Lady Boys and watch them kissing the lady boys.  While lady boys fondle them  between their legs.  These are not men who enjoy having sex with men.  These are men who have Thai women as their steady live in girl friends.  If they really preferred Pattaya Lady boys to their girlfriends they’d be living with them instead.

I can just imagine Eddie who had been a combat U.S. Marine in Vietnam telling his fellow Marines, “Yeah, I’d go with a guy.”

Back in those days, he’d rather slit his own throat than even admit that he’d come within three feet of one of a guy even if he was a lady boy.

But I’ve seen Eddie, now in his sixties, kissing Pattaya Lady boys on more than one night out with the guys.

If a man thinks about it hard enough, Pattaya Lady boys can be a real mind bender when it comes to one’s sexual identity and preferences.  Two weeks ago, one of my friends asked me to visit him in his condo.  I had two American men with me.  One was interested in either buying or renting a condo similar to Bill’s.  When we arrived at Bill’s condo, Bill took my two friends onto his balcony where the three men got into a long discussion about renting or buying condos at Wongamat Beach.  I stayed in the living room with Amy.  Who was the main reason Bill wanted us to come to his condo in the first place.

Amy is not Thai.  She’s Cambodian.  Notice also that I just referred to Amy as she.

Bill would like to take Amy with him to the United States, and after hearing that my Thai girlfriend recently managed to get a visa for an upcoming visit to the U.S. in August, Jim had asked me on the phone if I could give Amy advice on how we had managed talking the U.S. Embassy into giving my girlfriend a visitor’s visa.  Amy’s English was excellent.  But the more I talked to Amy about her getting a U.S. visa the more obvious it became to me that her chances of getting one were slim to none.  But I liked Amy immensely.  She was far more interesting and perceptive to talk with than over ninety-five percent of the Thai women I’ve met.  Amy was also extremely attractive.

The question is “would I do her?”  Yes.  Absolutely. Except for two reasons.  1. I already had a Thai girlfriend and 2.  I’d never move in on a friends territory and Amy was after all Bill’s.

In my conversation with Amy I found her to be very direct and willing to discuss just about anything without a hint of shyness.  So I asked her, “Have you been cut?”

Amy replied:  “Yes, I have.”

So Amy no longer had a dick.  Was she a woman after all?

“Did it hurt an awful lot?” I asked Amy as I cringed holding onto my groin as if someone were about to take a straight razor to my penis.

“Yes.  It hurt so much that I couldn’t even walk for a month.”  I didn’t ask myself how Amy could get around.   I imagined Amy not even walking one hundred meter stroll for a pack of cigarettes. I was so busy still imagining having my own penis cut off while still clutching my own penis.

“Well, you can’t get any lubrication, can you?” I asked Amy.  “At least not any lubrication that’s coming out of you.”

“No I can’t.  I need to put something on,” Amy replied.

“Do you really enjoy sex?  Do you come?” I asked.

“Yes.  I really enjoy and yes, I do come.”

“I’d do Amy in a heartbeat.  She was just so perceptive, so Intelligent, and so direct without a hint of self consciousness about her.

I think almost any man reading this post would want to have sex with Amy.  Along with all her other killer assets, she had a beautiful body–a woman’s body.  But suppose she had a dick?  She’s already got breasts and she’s admitted to taking hormone medication.

Here’s a slide show for you.  I entitled it Thailand’s Third sex.  It’s of one of the Pattaya lady boys I met at the Leo Blues Bar here in Naklua.

She was the best looking and most personable bar girls in the bar, and I wound up paying her a thousand baht for the photo shoot.  The lady boys got silicon enhanced breasts.

Amazing Thailand.  Now you see it.  Now you don’t.  It’s a land of smoke and mirrors where your greatest fantasies can come true.

You might also want to read.  To Bang a ladyboy or not. That is number one Soi Six Question

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Pattaya Thai girl Mam is dancing on Drinking Street at the Frog Bar

Pattaya Thai girl Mam is dancing on Drinking Street at the Frog Bar showing she’s got the talent to be one of the most sensational Pattaya bar girls ever.

But the video gets even more exciting when Mam’s younger sister, Sizzling Kwan, joins Mam on stage.

It’s tough to choose one Pattaya Thai girl over the other.  Because either Mam or Kwan could easily top every other Pattaya bar girl on Drinking Street on the stage. But one superstar is enough for any bar.  It won’t be long before Kwan starts dancing several bars up from the Frog Bar at the Koracha Beer bar leaving sensuous sister, Mam, as the incontestable number one Pattaya Thai Girl in her beer bar.

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The Frog Bar on Drinking Street is where we first met Mam and Kwann

 

 

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Thailand Sexy Dancing at Pattaya Drinking Street

Thailand Sexy Dancing takes place on  Pattaya Drinking Street. Cartoons add to the fun even if I can’t draw.

Do cartoons belong in the same video in which exhibitionist Kwan and Mam  excel in Thailand Sexy Dancing ?

I can’t draw.  That’s a proven fact ever since Jeremy at Xtreme Magazine asked me to do a cartoon to dramatize my latest Dick Fitswell short story.  I told Jeremy, “I can shoot pictures and I can write, but I sure can’t draw.  But I’ll give it my best shot.  So I sent Jeremy a cartoon I had drawn up of Dick Fitswell porking a Sun Valley Snow Bunny in a snow drift. My editor shot an e-mail back that read:  “You are right, Jack.  You really can’t draw”.

Thailand Sexy Dancing on Soi Six?
Come on guys. Wouldn’t you love to find a place like this on Pattaya Soi Six?In the Fitswell saga, Dick Fitswell ends up starting his own bar on Soi Six. And he has Angry Pussy as his manager-mamasan. To be a special customer here you get to have a cast made of your dick. Then the cast is put on the wall behind the bar with your name on it.

So why have I put my cartoons in this video,  Thailand Sexy Dancing?

And here I’m  at it again.   My eardrums keep resonating with dire warning.  “Mr. Corbett.  Mr. Corbett, didn’t you learn your lesson years ago from your editor at Xtreme Magazine?”

I didn’t.  My cartoons are god awful.  But here’s what’s good about them.

How many cartoons have you seen in  the you tube videos you’ve watched?

Not many.  So I wanted to offer all of you something different.  To break up the boredom of so many videos you have watched.  And I want to show off something you have never seen before.

And that’s Dick Fitswell, the man in search of the perfect fit.  So let’s face the facts.  Most of you reading this either live in Pattaya or you really want to come here.  No pun intended.

 

In this video from Pattaya Drink Street, Dick Fitswell appears as a cartoon character

The reality is this.  Most men who visit Pattaya to have sex with the bar girls, are wanna bee Dick Fitswell’s.  So when you read the misadventures of DIck  Fitwell, you are looking at yourselves in a mirror.

But do you really have an 18 inch cock?  I doubt it.  But that’s what you really wish you had.  And when you are ramming it down some tiny little Thai girl, face it guys.  You are imagining yourselves to be Dick Fitswell, except you have never heard of him yet.  But take enough Kiamagra and you might come close to the mighty battering ram of Fitswell.

But is he real?  Dick I mean.  Yes he is, in most of you.  But you really won’t know what the hell I’ve talking about until you have read all 24 Dick Fitswell’s misadventures with the opposite sex.  And reach the end of the book when Fitswell buys a bar on Pattaya Soi Six which he calls “BIg Dicks”.

Out of my four books Dick Fitswell is my best writing yet.

You can buy Dick Fitswell, the Man in Quest of the Perfect Fit here at Amazon.  In either paperback or Kindle.

But back to my video on you tube.  Sizzling  Kwan is dazzling.  And trust me, she can really put the tequila down.  While Mam, Kwann’s older sister is absolutely sensational.

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