In the Soi Six bar police almost catch Billy Bob with his pants off. And that would be me. Uncle Bufford’s disciple.
Notice that I changed one word from my title. That is the key word almost. I said the Soi Six bar police catch Billy Bob with his pants off just to get your attention. Because it should. Police harassment of Soi Six bars is getting to be that serious.
Here’s how serious the situation is getting. Out of the 75 units in my condo building, the police have put 5 of our residents in jail. These are only residents that I know of.
But what you really came here for was how at a Soi Six bar police almost caught me with my pants off.
Here’s how the at a Soi Six bar police almost caught me with my pants down. Right after I copulated.
Now this girl must be about the most slender gal I’ve ever met on Soi Six. The first time I saw her, another girl at her bar tried to pull me inside the place. To buy her a drink. But when I saw her, I thought she was about the cutest thing on two legs. I had to have her. So I ignored the first woman.
I looked her in the eye and she looked right back at me. Our eyes were riveted together so much that it took just a single motion of my eyes to tell her I wanted to buy her a drink. I wanted the other girl to get lost.
We sat down at the bar together, and she got busy before our drinks even arrived. I felt small hands on my balls, and I knew right then that I wouldn’t waste any time.
She was 160 centimeters all. Which comes to about five foot three. But she admitted to weighing just 40 kilos or 88 pounds. So she looked a lot taller than she actually was. In her clothing she looked very shapely and had a fine ass. Looking as tall as she did she almost looked stately.
But my God. When I took her in the shower and stood naked with her, I nearly changed my mind.
She was so godawfully skinny.
Honestly, she looked like she had just come out of a concentration camp. I almost took her back to ask for a refund for my money.
The room set me back 300 baht. Which is typical for Soi Six. Reluctantly I took the girl over to the bed and lay down with her.
But brother, did she get active. She went down on me like an impact drill. And she kept at it, and kept at it, until I nearly came in her mouth. Then I turned her over and went down on her.
By now I didn’t even notice how skinny she was. She tasted good. And she got really wet real fast. Her box lunch was mighty fine.
When I started to bang her, she curled her little body right into mine. Her head was small. I started to rub her hair. Then her neck. We took a long time together before I turned her over. So that she straddled me.
She had thin toothpick legs. Her hips were narrow. She fit right between my thighs while straddling me in the female superior position.
Pulling herself right into my groin brought us right into each other. I had maximum penetration you would never get from a fat woman. Or even a normal woman.
So let me tell you guys who like a woman who’s got enough meat to hold onto. Well, you guys don’t know any better.
And as for all of you who like big tits. Okay, they can be nice. But silicon? There’s nothing worse than silicon. But take a set of nature well formed tits. Well, okay, they can be kind of nice.
But not essential. Now this slender little thing’s practically got no tits at all. But the little bits that she does have expand and start to fill up my mouth. I can feel her little body tightening up against me as I suck her little tits.
To make a long story short, I come and I’m pretty damn sure she does as well.
But now it’s time to get back to the Soi Six bar police and how they almost catch me in the act.
I think it was the 3rd time I took her upstairs. By now I had found out she gives an incredible blow job. She doesn’t hesitate to suck in all my cum and swallow.
The long and short of this is, we’ve just finished whatever we’ve been doing. I’ve had an orgasm, and I’m still butt naked. I have left a half empty bottle of beer on the headboard, and I’m about to swallow the rest of my beer. Then
Suddenly, three Thai women rush into the room
The police are coming. You must leave. Quicky, they tell me in loud voices. My underwear pants are on the floor. So are my sandals. I reach town for my underwear shorts. Then I try to put them on. I can’t get the hole my dick comes out of to match up with my dick. The women are frantic. And so am I.
I do not want the police to find me butt naked in a Soi Six short time room. It’s likely to make the paper. The same way it happened at the Windmill Club when the police caught a falang in a short time room upstairs with one of the Windmill girls. They published the guy’s name and picture everywhere. Then the police closed the Windmill down for a whole month.
I looked down underneath the bed. But there wasn’t even the smallest space to crawl in there where I could hide from the police.
I still kept fumbling with my underwear shorts. Finally I gave up and one of the women took them from me. Then I pulled my shorts over my naked ass and dick, and shoved my feet into my sandals. Putting my shirt on was my last act before I headed down the two flights of stairs down into the bar. I managed to get three buttons buttoned so my chest was showing through my shirt. But no matter. I was down into the bar at last. The girl followed me and took a bar stool next to me as I sat down.
Ordering two beers. One for her and one for me, I started to relax and wait. But the police never came.
Later, I heard that the military was accompanying the police as they raided many bars in the area. The politicians had arranged a big push to show they had big face. And that they were ridding Pattaya of all vermin, such as me.
I narrowly slithered out of this one. But I have a lot more to tell about what I’m now doing to avoid Pattaya’s finest men in brown, but that will have to come later.
But for now, what all you guys need is to realize that in these parts of the woods money is number one. So before you even consider being with any Thai girl you need to get the Bible. That’s it. Money Number one. And don’t ever leave home without it.
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Here’s the good, bad, and ugly of Doll House vs Annabelle Go Go Bars Golden Pussy shakedown.
Three of Pattaya Walking Street’s Premier go go bars have completed a transformation over the past two weeks. The same company has owned the Doll House Pattaya, G-Spot, Electric Blue, and Doll House Bangkok . Until now. Then the G-Spot which had been our favorite split from its sister clubs to become Annabelles with a new management team. During the same month the venerable Windmill Club has been closed by the police for a month.
Personally I don’t care for the Windmill Club. I started calling it a Dirty Old Man’s Paradise ever since I saw an old fart sticking his hands into every orifice of one of the dancers there. Perhaps more than any single go go bar on Walking Street the Windmill has earned the Golden Ring Award for relentless hands on debauchery and dildo pussy thrusting.
This time the Windmill committed the unpardonable sin of allowing one of its customers to boom boom one of its girls in an upstairs short time room. In came the police to catch the man with his pants down and his dick hanging out.
Which brings us to last night
Billy Bob and I started out at the Doll House. Several of the prettiest girls at the G-spot quit as soon as the new owners took over and renamed the place Annabelles Go Go. I found them at Doll House last night and I have to say that the Doll House had the purdiest group of girls I’ve seen in a go go bar for a coons age. Several of the sexiest girls wasted no time and joined Billy Bob and me in the peanut gallery.
I bought a few tequilas for two of the girls who hung with me until Billy Bob and I headed out to Annabelles. I promised to return to “my two girls” after half an hour or so.
Annabelles was completely packed with customers.
We couldn’t find a table but the mamasan, who oftentimes hung around with us, soon found seating arrangements for us.
There were over thirty go go dancers up on that stage. Billy Bob told me most of the girls were from the Windmill Club who had suddenly found themselves out of work. And with them came many Windmill customers. I suddenly had to face the thing I had hated the most about the Windmill Club. It had far too many customers. The place was always uncomfortably crowded. And there were never nearly enough girls to go around.
The Windmill was well known for having some of the cheapest beer on Walking Street. But the fact is, cheap drink prices always brought in the riff raff. And believe me, Annabelles was super saturated tonight with cheap charlies. This was definitely not my kind of crowd. As for the girls, most were nothing to write home about. The club had also changed its music to that electro crap I call Da Da music.
Back at the Doll House
they had been playing a lot of really good music for a change. I had just one bottle of San Miguel Light at Annabelles which set me back a whopping 170 baht. This was just plain inexcusable. Hordes of customers had come in. The place was crowded with imbeciles who simply didn’t know any better. I left for the greener pastures of the Doll House where I rejoined the two sexy women who had sat with me earlier.
I have known one of the two girls for nearly two years now. She has a very pretty face and a very fine ass. She knows it too. And she uses every opportunity to stick that fine ass of hers in my face. The thing I like about her best is for a Thai bar girl she’s a straight up kind of gal who calls a spade a spade. The other girl, who I’ve started calling the little sister, has great breasts, and a nice shape. I’ve only had her sitting with me only once before. I found her to be quite cuddly and kissable.
Both girls wanted me to bar fine them.
I would have bar fined the “older sister”, but when the mamasan told me the bar fine was now 1100 baht, I told the mamasan and both girls that there was no way I would ever pay a thousand baht bar fine.
I found out the reason for the bar fine going up from 900 to 1100 baht
was the girls were now dancing totally nude. Which comes down to this. Before Christmas bar fines for Electric Blue, the Doll House and the G spot had been 800 baht. But over the Christmas holidays the clubs upped their bar fines to 900 baht, and never lowered them once the Christmas gouging season had ended. Now they had gone up to 1100 baht due to most of the Doll House girls now dancing totally nude. I was plain disgusted, and so were many of the girls who were not getting bar fined much.
What’s good about Go Go Bars Golden Pussy?
For one thing you get to see exactly what you are getting. And let’s face it, although a lot of guys like big tits, it’s the pussy you are fucking or eatin. And silicon tits are the worse kind of tits. Most of them are shapeless. They are hard and they taste terrible. Now take a girl with small tits. A girl with small tits can really feel them being titillated. When she gets excited her tits expand in your mouth. You can feel her nipples harden with your tongue. But best of all, especially with Thai women, girls with small tits tend to be slimmer and more active. But it’s the golden pussy that sends me to the stratosphere.
Some girls got the golden pussy. Others don’t. And when you watch the go go dancers up on stage you can immediately tell who’s got the soft flabby pussies and who’s got the tight little teen age girl vaginas.
But I already know that the “older sister” has got a golden pussy. I went down there too many times before. I have to admit that she looks great up on stage showing off that Golden Pussy of hers. But I haven’t been down on the little sister, at least not just yet. Her box looks promising enough. I often like calling a woman’s vagina her box because pussy sounds so crass.
Mikos not here tonight. And neither is Frog Face.
Thank God. Maybe they have both started working back at Annabelles where they belong.
Both girls are disappointed that I’m not bar fining them. But I’m sharing with them certain ideas of mine that I think both of the girls will like. They’ve been talking animatedly together about what I’m suggestin to them. Their animated voices and body language tell me that Big Sister wants to share me with Little Sister and that she’s tellin the younger girl what a great guy I am.
I finally check bin. My bottle of beer comes out to 150 baht which is 20 baht less than they are charging down at Annabelle’s.
It’s time to wrap this review up. Here’s the good, bad and the ugly about both clubs.
The Doll House
• Has a wonderful manager in Lenny who used to manage at all three clubs, Electric Blue, the Doll House, and G spot.
• They stopped playing that horrible da da electro crap that so many clubs are passing off as music and are now playing real music with a great beat.
• Beers are cheaper at 150 baht.
• The girls are some of the sexiest on Walking Street
• Showing off golden pussy so that the discriminating male of exquisite tastes can make an informed decision on what he’s buying.
• Happy hour prices for certain drinks between 8:30 pm at 10. For example gin and tonics are just 75 baht each.
• Using Golden Pussy full nudity as an excuse for raising the bar fine from 900 baht to 1100 baht.
• Displaying ugly genitalia
• One of the mamasans is a lot of fun and she’s actually quite cuddly.
• Some of the old staff members who have always treated us well are still here.
• Still hands on. Especially for all those dirty old man types who were frequenting the Windmill.
• Happy hour prices for certain drinks between 8:30 pm at 10. For example gin and tonics are just 75 baht each.
• The girls for the most part are only so so. Just like the Windmill bar girls used to be
• The place is far too crowded
• Bar fines are now 1000 baht for short time sex and 1500 baht for long time
• Management is now pressuring the girls to spend more time up on the stage and not enough time one on one with their customers.
• Beers are now 170 baht per bottle. This is downright inexcusable.
Two weeks ago the Walking Street go go bar was G Spot. Now it’s Annabelles go go, and it’s become more even more expensive.
Before Christmas you could bar fine a G Spot go go bar girl for 800 baht. Then came the Christmas gouging. Bar fines went up to 900 baht. But one would think that bar fines would go back to normal once the Christmas holidays were over. But it just didn’t happen. Same thing happened down the street at the Crazy House go go bar. My response was to lower my short time tips to the girls from 1500 to 1000 baht. It worked.
And here’s why
I’ve got it figured this way. Most men won’t pay thousand baht bar fines and be willing to pay a go go girl two thousand baht for short time. Japanese men might be willing victims to such overcharging. But not the guys I know. Men who actually live here and know better. But for most go go girls it’s a matter of face. They are 2000 baht girls. Some even think they are worth 3000 baht. But when I go into most go go bars, I very seldom see the girls actually getting bar fined. So I figure I can get at least some of them for 1000 baht. With one caveat that is. This being that we keep my 1000 baht tip a secret from all the other girls and the mamasan.
Let’s bring Annabelles go go pricing picture down to Earth
Most of the time I am not going to spend more than one hour in a go go bar without paying at least 1000 baht for drinks. The short time room down the street is now 400 baht. Even at a 900 baht bar fine, and a 1500 baht tip to the go go girl, I’m out at least 3800 baht which is $115.00. Which is pretty bad considering I can go short time with a Soi Six girl for 1300 baht. And this includes the room upstairs. That’s $40.00. And the Soi Six girls are in the hole much better.
Annabelles go go bar the good and the bad
They still have those terrific 8:30 to 10:00 p.m. Happy Hours here. I will usually start off with four half priced gin and tonics for just 300 baht. And Annabelle’s still has some of the best looking go go girls on Walking Street. They’ve still got the same mamasans. One of them is pretty cool. She likes to hang around my table even if I’m not buying her drinks.
But Annabelle’s no longer owned by the same company that ran G Spot, Electric Blue and the Dollhouse go go bar. The manager’s gone. Thankfully he’s back over at the Dollhouse where he’s still buying drinks for me and my pals.
Last night I saw the new manager. And believe me he’s laid down the law. My favorite girl keeps tellin me, “I don’t like this place anymore.” And why should she? I buy her a lot of drinks. And trust me, she’d much rather hang around me and my pals than be dancing her ass off all the time up on that stage. Mamasan’s been pretty cool with that too. Because me and my pals are a pretty entertaining group of guys. But now they’s got her on a time clock. She only gets about ten minutes with me before she’s high pressured to get up on the stage.
The worse thing about Annabelles go go bar is
Is the price to get laid. It now costs a 1000 baht bar fine just to take a girl out of the bar for short time. But the long time bar fine is now a whopping 1500 baht. I used to be able to pay a 900 baht bar fine to get a girl out of the bar. So we could go to a beer bar so that I could avoid having to pay for all those ridiculously priced lady drinks. I could take a girl out for 80 baht beers far away from Walking Street. We’d spend a couple of hours together and then we’d simply split and go our separate ways. After I banged her in a 200 baht short time room that is.
But under the new regime, if the girl goes out with me, I must pay either 1000 baht short time or 1500 baht long time. If I take her short time, she has to come back to Annabelle’s to complete her shift. And there’s no way in hell I’m ever going to pay a 1500 baht bar fine.
The solution is
To have her meet me outside the go go bar. And now because of the greed of the go go bar’s new owners, this bar’s going to get no bar fines out of me. Not ever. And believe me, many of the girls are perfectly fine with this. They know they are getting screwed. Especially now that it’s low season. Trust me the bar fines over at Annabelle’s will be few and far between.
Uncle Bufford says, don’t be a Walking Street sucker with Pattaya Bar girls. Be tough. Don’t let any of these wimmen run you. I will give you five examples of what I’m talkin about.
But first off, I didn’t do all these things Billy Bob did. This is his story
Girl number 1. The go go girl who apologized.
Ever notice very few Thai women from all these bars never apologize? This is a matter of face. And in my opinion in this part of the world, money is not number one as Neil Hutchison says in Money Number One.
It’s number two. Face is number one. The Thais we keep meetin in Pattaya have this huge desire to be number one. They don’t want falang tellin them what to do. This amounts to too much Xenophobia (dislike or fear of people from other countries). Or Thai always right. Foreigner always wrong. This time my sexy go go friend broke the mold. I’m calling her, Noi, which isn’t her real name and it’s not her stage name either. That’s because not all of you reading this are the nicest people. So I want to be protective of the people I like.
So here I am in this here go go bar. I”m not going to tell ya the name of the place. I like to keep certain places to myself. Keeps the riffraff out. I kind of like to keep the good places to myself even though this here is a go go bar. The manager usually buys me and my friends drinks. Anyways this girl is kind of special. I first met her workin on Soi Six which means she has some values. That’s why I bang her a lot.
Use this line to avoid being a Walking Street sucker
I’m buying her tequilas and beers and then she decides to bring her friend over. I keep tellin them all, “Look, I’m fuckin her, not you. I buy drinks only for the girl I’m banging. What are you doing for me? Do you think I’m a Walking Street sucker?”
I keep tellin her she’s special. But then she points across the room at another girl and asks me, “Buy friend me drink?”
I tell her no. But she does not let up on me. “But she my friend,” she replies.
“I don’t care. I only buy drink for you.”
But her friend comes over to our little table lookin for a handout.
“I tell both girls. “She my friend,” as I point at Noi. I know her for long time.”
“My friend no have drink. No money,” the ex Soi Six girl explains.
That does it. I catch the eye of a waitress who promptly comes over.
“Check Bin Kap.” I tell her.
Action counts with Pattaya bar girls. Words don’t mean squat
“Five minutes later, I’ve settled my bin (bill) with the waitress. Then I turn to Noi, and tell her, “I only buy drink for you. Not for friend you, sister you, mamasan, papasan. I go now because you not listen to me.”
The next time I visit her bar, she makes a big display of being very happy to see me, and lets the whole bar know it. We start off having a beer together.
Don’t be a Walking Street sucker
She’s not one of these worthless go dancers who keeps insisting on me buying her these no alcohol lady drinks they all make 50 baht commissions on. As I keep having to explain so many times, “This is the name of the go go game, to get stupid falang to buy as many drinks as you can get from them. That’s why all these wimmen keep insisting that you buy drink for their friend, their sisters who ain’t their real sisters, and all these voracious mamasans.”
But this girl is very different. After all, I met her from Soi Six. Sittin next to me, she says, “I sorry about night before. Wanting you buy drink me my friend.”
She never tried that stunt again.
Girl number 2
This one’s from Soi Six. Which is going to show all of you, that you never can tell. I love Soi Six best of all. And I like Walking Street girls least of all. This one’s one of the better looking Soi Six girls. She’s got a great attitude. Gives me a nice little massage while we lie naked together just before we get it on. BUT:
I must have fucked her about six different times. Then I text messaged her to meet me at her bar at 11 a.m . She text messaged me back: “Yes.”
So the next day I arrive at Soi Six at 11 a.m. I call her. It’s obvious that I’ve just woken her up. “Can you wait half hour for me,” she tells me.
“Okay, I have breakfast. See you in one half an hour,” I reply.
So I have a breakfast at a nearby restaurant and call her back.
“I have customer now,” she tells me.
I didn’t miss my turn. That Thai girl missed her turn with me
That was about one month and a half ago. And I haven’t given her one baht since. They say when you have missed out that you have missed your turn. But I see it my way. Whichever customer took my turn has probably not been with her very much. He’s probably a tourist. She could have been a regular of mine and I live here all year round.
I liked a lot of things about her and was about to replace my number one Soi 6 girl with her. But now she’s missed her chance. But oh well, “Birds in the attic but nobody at home.” But stay tuned for my sequel on her. I’m not a Walking Street sucker. And I’m not a Soi Six Street sucker either.
Girl number 3. The very sexy massage girl
Trouble with most massage girls is nearly all of them are butt ugly. I haven’t had that many massages in the last several years. And I haven’t had a happy ending (where the massage girl massages her customer’s penis to orgasm) for over two reasons. I used to have a pretty massage girl give happy endings. Trouble was she was a bit fat, and not really a match for a couple of my Soi Six favorites. Also, the Soi Six girls gave me number one boom boom. Not to mention terrific oral sex. So I’d always choose gettin it all from girls with wonderful bodies over getting a hand job from someone who’s body didn’t match up to what I was expectin.
But this massage girl has one of those slender wonderful bodies that really turns me on.
I get the best massage I ever had
Upstairs there was just one room. I think this must be the only room in which they give oil massages. There is just one narrow bed on it and there’s a lock on the door.
She puts me on the bed lying naked, face down. I am putting my head down into the plastic pillow that had the breathing hole in it so that I have my face pointed down towards the floor. And then she starts playing with my ass. She grazes my ass hairs lightly with her finger tips. Which is so exquisite that I get an immediate erection. God, did she know what she was doing. In less then five minutes I jerk myself into an upright position and then I did something I had never done before.
I ask the first massage girl ever for sex
“I want you to do everything with me. I want you to smoke me and fuck me with all your clothes off. You get 1000 baht tip to make me come.”
“Okay. 300 baht for the oil massage, but you must pay me 1100 baht tip.”
“No, I give you 1000 baht tip. Same same I pay all ladies.”
“You pay me 1100 baht this time. Next time you pay me 1000 baht.”
Because I knew there would be a second time, and probably many times more, I agreed because I know that the right massage girl can be a real treasure. And here’s why.
Why the right massage girls are number one
Even the mediocre massage girls work hard. Most beer bar girls don’t have to. Now don’t get me wrong, some beer bar girls can be terrific. But a lot of them are just standing around, doing practically nuthin. Or joking around with their friends. And too many of them are on their smart phones which means they aren’t paying attention to me. This means they ain’t too smart. And if there’s one thing I despise is a woman who’s dumber than a milk cow.
But when you get a 1 hour massage, the girl is working on you 100 percent of the time. If the massage girl is even half good, she’s putting out a lot of energy giving you that massage. And let’s face it, she’s got to put up with a lot of very obnoxious guys 100 percent of the time she’s giving them massages. She’s got to put on a pretty face even if the guy she’s massaging has a bloated fatso body. Or the guy smells like crap. And I can assure you that most of the guys she’s massaging have terrible personalities. Many of them are just plain evil bastards. But it’s her job to always be pleasant to such assholes. And she’s got to be putting on her pretty face while doing it no matter how she’s feeling inside. These gals are queens I tell you. Queens.
Then there’s the girls who are giving happy endings. Believe me, most of them are pretty damn good at doing it. And they are doing using only their hands.
Trouble is most of them are just plain whipped with ugly stick. Especially in my neck of the woods where I haven’t seen a pretty massage girl since the beginning of time. Now don’t get me wrong, there’s places in Pattaya that are pretty far away that have much better selection. I just don’t have the time to comb all those areas that are too far from home.
You might be hitting the jackpot if you find a pretty massage girl
But if a man finds a pretty massage girl, he just might be onto a gold mine. There’s a good chance she will want to continue to please him. And sex with her can be fabulous.
Which was what I was hoping it would be with this girl. When she took her clothes off, she was just the way I like em. She had nice shapely legs, was a bit taller than average for a Thai girl. She had nice shapely breasts too. On the whole she was pretty slender with a flat belly. Not real pretty in the face, but she was pretty enough and she had that very sensual look in her eyes.
She started to smoke me. I nearly came in her mouth, but I wanted to eat her so badly. So I went down on her. I don’t think I came up for air for over half an hour. I cannot be certain. After all, they are such damn good actresses, but she sure seemed to be having a lot of orgasms. By the time we started fucking we were kissing each other passionately.
Most Thai sex workers don’t like kissing their customers on the lips
I don’t think many bar girls like kissing their customers. First off, most of the men have shitty bodies. And most of them are old. Like me. It’s one thing to go down on a man’s dick. But I think it’s a lot harder for most of these girls to actually be french kissing a man they have no feelings for and no sexual attraction either. It’s like this, “I will let you come in my mouth because it’s my job. I must separate my job from my true feelings. I kiss my boyfriend and the men I am really attracted to. Or like. That’s why I’m turning my head aside when a customer tries to kiss me on my lips.”
Old Fart with a good body
But I have to admit that I have a damn good body. Even if I am an old fart. And when it comes to eatin a girl I’m very sexually attracted to, I don’t ever want to stop until her entire body’s coated with her cum. And then I still don’t want to stop until I’m all tired out.
Afterwards I go to the little bar that’s just two doors away. There’s four short time rooms in this bar and there’s another 14 short time rooms next door. It’s this bar that I like to take the Walking Street girl I’ve described earlier. There’s a Cambodian girl here who’s got good English skills and a great sense of humor. The Walking Street girl likes her just as much as I do. Here I can buy Noi beers for just 80 baht and if she’s not with me, I am buying drinks for the Cambodian girl.
Don’t smoke around bar girls you plan on boom booming
The Cambodian woman and I are having a cigarette together. I don’t really smoke all that much but I do enough. But I do know that most Thai bar girls do not smoke cigarettes and don’t like men smoking around them or smelling of cigarettes. I almost make it a cardinal rule not to be smoking around the girls I’m fucking. This is because I want them to be attracted to me. Cigarettes will simply make me repellent to a non smoker.
Suddenly the massage girl comes into the bar. It’s a small open faced beer bar and as I’ve mentioned it’s only 2 doors from the beer bar. And then the girl plants a solid kiss right on my lips. Since I don’t want her to taste the cigarette smoke in my mouth I suddenly purse my lips so that her tongue enter her mouth. I feel like a real asshole doing that.
But I become an even greater asshole later
When I first found that massage place a woman asked me if she could give me a massage. We talked a bit, and then I went down to the beer bar to drink with the Cambodian woman. It was a few days later that I actually met the slender massage girl I had sex with.
So, a few days after having all that wonderful sex with the massage girl, I came back from Walking Street where I had a few Gin and Tonics and a couple of tequilas. This is one of the reasons I was about to make one of the hugest mistakes I’ve ever made since moving to Pattaya.
The greeting me at the massage place just had to be the girl I had fucked. She didn’t look nearly as pretty, however. And since she was sitting down in a chair, I never had a good chance to size up her body. So I told myself, “she’s not wearing her makeup and she’s probably changed her hair.” After all, we all know how quickly all these Thai women can change their appearance.
Damn. I had the wrong girl
So I took her upstairs to do an oil massage. But I noticed many things that were different about her. She seemed quite a bit heavier, but I knew that she couldn’t gain this much weight in just one week. But I was pretty drunk. As a matter of fact, I was pretty drunk the same that first night I got that oil massage. I took a shower which was very cold. Then I took my position on the narrow bed that I was going to get my massage on.
Did I say I was pretty drunk? I was very drunk. But I still can’t understand myself and why I did what I did next.
“I want you to take everything off I told the girl. I want you to smoke me. Then I smoke you.”
By the time she was on top of me sucking my dick I was sure I had the wrong girl. But as I just said earlier, these massage girls know just how to get you off in the shortest time possible. And she was making my dick pretty damn hard. Then I turned her over and started to lick her up and down between her legs.
By this time I was sure I had the wrong girl. But I came in her mouth anyway.
Back to the delectable Massage girl
A few days later, I finally found the girl I had total sex with. When I asked her to do an oil massage with me she said:
“You go with my friend before.”
What she meant was: “I lose face because of what you just did with her. So go ahead and do her again. See if I care.”
I replied: “I only want you. No want her.”
I was finally able to convince her that I had absolutely no interest in the other woman and then we went upstairs. Seconds after hitting that cold shower she was on me like a female leopard. Clinging to me, she thrust her mouth into mine and started French kissing me passionately. Once again, sex with her was some of the best I had ever had.
We had sex together only one more time.
Then one night I text messaged her, “Are you giving massages at 11:00-12:00?”
I should have been more explicit and messaged her either 11 or 12. I intended to text message her again the next morning when I was certain about the time. But I didn’t and arrived at 11:10 in the morning.
She wasn’t there, but the other woman sure in the hell was. The same woman who had me come in her mouth.
The other woman said, “She upstairs with customer. You want to wait one hour.”
I replied, “I no have time. I do not wait for anyone. Not ever.”
After I left the good looking massage girl text messaged me at 12:10, “Do you come now?”
I replied how I had come to see her at 11:10 and how I was informed she already had a customer. Then I added, “I am too busy to wait for anyone.”
She replied: “I am sorry.”
I wrote: “I am too. I thought you were an on time kind of lady. Some girls are. Some aren’t.”
Then she text messaged: “See you next time, Ok?”
To which I replied: “Next time is tonight. I don’t know right now who is going to be the lucky girl.”
The Lucky Girl
Or was it me, about to become the lucky guy?
I was pretty put out. The massage girl would just have to miss her turn. I just didn’t know who would wind up taking her turn.
Notice how much of an arrogant son of a bitch I am.
The Walking Street girl was a pretty safe bet. She never thought of me as a Walking Street sucker. I could text message her and have her meet me at the bar two doors from the massage place without paying a bar fine. But then I’d be giving the massage girl that I considered her so important that I’d put another girl in front of her face to make her jealous. By the time I got on the baht taxi to head to erection nirvana (wherever the hell that would be) I didn’t really know where I wanted to go or who I wanted to do it with. By the time the baht taxi got to Soi Six, I decided to try to look up an old girlfriend.
Looking for the coolest Soi Six girl ever
She was the most wonderful Soi Six girl I ever met. For one thing she had the most gorgeous ass. She was great in bed. Had a great sense of humor too. She never called me because I told her not to. Never text messaged me either unless I messaged her first. Nan never cried about how bad things were or that she needed money. But I screwed up a good thing by banging a girl who worked with her. Not once but about 15 times.
I ran into her a couple of weeks ago working in front of the Soi Six bar I used to frequent where I had boom boomed her many times before. But that was over two years ago. She hardly went there anymore. I suspect she had a long list of customers who saw whenever they wanted her. She had been one of the best ever. But I had lost her phone number. Either that or she had changed it.
But she wasn’t there. So I backtracked to another bar that I had never been in before.
The girl is almost too young and beautiful
I spotted the girl right off. As my eyes started to meet hers, another girl asked me to have a drink with her.
My eyes immediately met the first girl’s eyes.
“Want to have drink with me?” I asked the prettier girl.
It was an open faced beer bar. There’s quite a few open air bars on Soi Six now. Usually there’s a door to an air-conditioned room inside, however. But this place was strictly an open air kind of place although it undoubtedly had short time rooms upstairs. Wanting some privacy, I immediately walked to the back of the room and took a seat at the bar where I could not easily be seen from the street.
The girl brought over two beers, one for me and one for her. Then she sat up close to me. She was pretty, and I do mean VERY PRETTY. But she was so slender that she seemed too fragile for a strong guy like me to boom boom. She had narrow slender shoulders and legs that were impossibly thin. But she had a good figure, a model’s figure. Whether she was too slender or not I found her to be irresistible.
She didn’t waste any time fondling me between the legs. And then she started kissing me. French kissing me right at the bar. When I moved back from her to drink to attend to my beer, I noticed that she was wearing blue contacts. She was simply beautiful.
I didn’t waste much time paying the 300 baht for the room upstairs and paying my bar bill. But by the time she took me up to the short time room and we undressed I felt that I was making a big mistake. She was thin. I like them thin. The pretty massage girl was slender but this girl was just 40 kilos And she was five foot three.
Only 88 pounds and nearly as tall as the average American woman
Now believe it or not, the average American woman is not even five foot four. So this girl was less than one inch shorter than the average American woman who now weighs 170 pounds or five pounds heavier than me, and I’m five foot eleven. But forty kilos comes out to just 88 pounds. I mean I like slender gals but this was getting just plain ridiculous.
But in bed she was a tigress. She was beyond passionate. And she was just plain beautiful. By the time I was eating her I had a nice erection. I wound up coming in her mouth.
I finally wound up on Walking Street meeting up with my friends. But I wanted to find her again so I went back to Soi 6 looking for her. I didn’t see her standing in front of her bar, and I eventually wound up with another girl at another place. But that’s another story.
I saw the beautiful girl two more times. If she wasn’t into me, at least she pretended to be. She would sit with me drinking her drink running her hands inside my shorts rubbing my penis. And she’d do it for an hour straight. Let alone all the making out we’d be doing.
Which brings me back to girl number girl number 2 again.
This time I rented a hotel room on Soi Six for 650 baht. The room gave me a perfect view of half a dozen bars across the Soi. From the room, I could see the girls coming onto their shifts between 4:30 and 5 p.m. There were already two or three good looking girls at the slender girl’s bar but by 5 she had not yet showed up. I had not shaved yet and had not brought a razor with me. So I walked half a block down Second Road to a Seven Eleven where I got a razor, some shaving cream, and several other small items I needed. On the way back to my hotel I wanted to avoid her bar. For the time being. It was just too early to be getting caught up with this girl. Especially since I already knew what the final results would be.
So I went to Soi 6/1 which runs behind and parallel to Soi Six. I call this Lady Boy Alley since the Lady Boys like to hunt down their prey here. Then I cut over to Soi Six far enough down the Soi so that my new favorite would not see me.
Several girls called out to me,
Wanting me to buy them drinks. Halfway down the Soi a pretty girl called out my name from the Lisa Bar. Like the others she wanted me to buy her a drink. But unlike the others, she most definitely seemed to know me. But I couldn’t quite remember. Not sure, but I think she was the one I took upstairs a couple of months ago, who I then looked for but couldn’t find. She was pretty hot. So I told her I might get her a drink later on.
A few bars farther down the soi, another girl called out my name. It was girl number 2. I had not banged her for a month and a half. She had been fun and a great lay. I didn’t know if my new favorite girl would show up tonight or not so I decided to hedge my bets.
Smoke and Kisses
Had a small open air beer bar arrangement outside an air-conditioned room inside. We sat inside at a booth across from each other. I bought her a beer and one for myself but we ended up having two together.
After some conversation girl number 2 told me that she didn’t think I like her all that much. Keep in mind though that this girl had always been pretty frank with me even though she had stood me up for another customer. So I started telling her about a very weird experience I had only three days ago involving the police. But that’s another story that will come later in this blog. I did tell her that I had taken a very pretty girl upstairs from another bar after which all the weird stuff started to happen.
This Soi Six girl’s into self improvement
“Do you like this other girl better than me?” girl number two asked. I don’t mind your telling me the truth. I want to be better at my job.”
“I like you a lot,’ I replied. “But we not have sex for 2 months. The reason why is you were supposed to boom boom me at 11 a.m. but instead you went with another customer.”
I then explained what the pretty massage girl had done and I even showed her the text messaging we had that ended with my telling her another girl would be the lucky girl tonight.
“And I’ve not had sex with her either for two weeks. You see, she did the same thing to me that you did.”
Who cares if they love you or not so long as they act like they do
“But this new very pretty girl acts like she’s totally in love with me. I know that neither you or she really loves me, but I don’t care. Money is number 1. You know it. I know it and you know I know it. But she’s a very fine actress. And she has done nothing wrong yet.”
Somewhere during this conversation, another bar girl came up to our booth and started talking to girl number 2. Which was very rude. But we all know that most of these girls are very rude. True to form, girl number 2 suddenly turned to the other girl to converse with her in Thai. Whatever I had been talking to her about was now obviously forgotten. As I keep saying, “Birds in the attic, nobody at home.”
I promised to look her up later on if the pretty girl up the street didn’t show up for work.
Attentiveness to my dick is the key
But she did. And the entire time we wound up sitting together on our bar stools, her hands hardly left my dick. No one interrupted us. While she kept acting as if I was the most important thing in the world to her.
She had to get up several times to get us fresh drinks from the bar. She was wearing shorts that accentuated her slender body. They were neither expensive looking or cheap appearing. But she looked simply elegant wearing them. She’s just 23. Which is far too young for me. I really don’t like them much younger than thirty.
I don’t care too much for Walking Street go go girls either. But I do like girl number 1 who is 31. Who is a pretty straight forward kind of girl who feels much more at home at a nice beer bar than in a go go club.
I wanna be just like Errol Flynn when I grow up
I keep reminding myself of Errol Flynn, the swashbuckling move actor, who died in his early fifties, a complete physical wreck with his 17 year old girlfriend, Beverly Aadland close by. Errol had been one of the most handsome men in Hollywood in his prime. Flynn was such a stud that the gals would line up outside his hotel room. Needless to say, he couldn’t handle them all. So his buddies fucked all the excess women. They used to call Error’s buddies, Flynn’s Flying Fuckers.
Back to Flynn’s 17 year old
The 17 year old was a young woman who was far beyond her years in intelligence and emotional development. She loved Errol to the end. And that’s a fact. One simply never knows about these kinds of things.
As for the Massage girl.
I think I’ll try her again to see what happens. Part of that whole story is my own damn fault. I wasn’t clear about the time, and I had gotten her friend and co-worker to blow me, which was not all that cool. Jesus…it still horrifies me to even think about that one. How could I be so utterly stupid?
But now I’ll continue this long story to tell you about four complete losers who I don’t care if I ever see them again.
The Young Girl with the Frog Face
There’s three go go bars that all have the same owner and management team. The bar fine’s 900 baht and there’s none of this crap so many go go bars keep trying to pull such as short time bar fine’s and long time bar fines of up to 1500 baht. Noi works at Sensations (which is a name I’ve made up to protect the innocent.) I’m calling this second go go bar, the Dog House to protect both the innocent and the guilty.
Two girls work at the Dog House. First one’s the young girl with the Frog Face. Second girl’s “A Japanese look a like.” That’s because she has a Japanese look about her. So I’m calling these two Froggie and Miko. There’s a third girl at the Dog House who doesn’t play a major part here. She’s 37 years old so I’m calling her Goodie as in Oldies but Goodies.
A couple of months ago, I pulled Goodie off the stage to have a drink with me. But it didn’t take long for her to get her leaching friend, Froggie, to join us for all the fun and games.
The game, “who’s feeling my dick now”, backfires
I don’t know where I come up with all these brilliant ideas of mine. They seem to be a good idea at the time, but usually they end up backfiring on me. It all started when Froggie took the stool to my right in front of the stage. Goodie sat to my left as we sat together at the stage. In no time both women started to play with my dick. That’s when I started to close my eyes as I tried to guess which go go dancer was fondling my dick. I didn’t know it then, but I was setting myself up to be a Walking Street sucker.
Needless to say this created quite a Sensation at the the Dog House. Oldie was content to drink beers and tequilas with me. But Froggie wanted orange juice or coca cola. And probably because other girls had told her that she could maximize her tips at 50 baht a ladies drink if she never got drunk with a customer. Although Froggie had a frog face she at least had a half way decent body. Nothing great but about what one would expect from a 22 year old.
I get targeted by the vultures
I didn’t spend a huge amount of money that night because I only spent an hour at this club. But the second time I came, Oldie was not there, but Froggie sure in the hell was. Unfortunately she spotted me right off and descended down to me from that stage like a vulture, bringing a second girl who was just as young as her. Right off they both asked me to buy them ladies drinks. Obviously they thought I was one of their typical Walking Street suckers. I kept telling them they had to drink real alcohol because if they didn’t I sure wasn’t buying them kiddie cocktails.
I screw up by buying 2 go go bar nitwits kiddie cocktails
I finally relent and get them their girlie drinks. Then out of nowhere another girl suddenly appears for her free ride. But she agrees to drink a real drink with real alcohol in it. When the two young girls ask me for a second drink, I tell them both that I am finished with buying them kiddie cocktails. So I start to focus on Miko.
My modus operandi with Miko was to kiss her lightly on her ear or her neck and watch her get goose bumps all over her legs and arms. As I remember we did this for a couple of nights after the first time I met Miko. But I wouldn’t stay at the Dog House for very long on account of my strong preference for Noi. The truth is Noi has a wonderful body while Miko is only so so at best.
I’m going to get Big Ron to rescue me from this leech
But one of my best friends liked Miko. This is Big Ron who I am naming after the Big Ron character from Stephen Leather’s book, Private Dancer. In real life Big Ron was a strip club owner in the U.S. from Texas. So Big Ron asks me, “Do you want Miko, because if you don’t want to bar fine her, I’d like to.”
Which he did. Which was great for me because now I wouldn’t have Miko asking me to buy her any drinks. But one night I went into the Dog House alone.
In the Dog House Peanut Gallery
I sat up in the stands which I call the peanut gallery and one of the girls joined me for a drink. But Miko saw me and went into the peanut gallery to mooch some drinks off me heedless of my already having a female companion.
When she asked me for a drink, I said to her, “Big Ron your tilak (lover) now. He come later I think.”
“Who is Big Ron?” Miko lied.
“You know Big Ron. You go with him Naklua Soi 18.”
“I don’t know Naklua Soi 18,“ Miko lied again.
But she just wouldn’t leave. Finally I asked her, “you like boom boom, Big Ron?”
“I never boom boom Big Ron”, she lied a third time.
“Liar.” But I never told her that. Because I will have fun at her expense later. From now on, I’m calling her Monkey Brains instead of Miko.”
At Sensations Go Go Bar with Big Ron
Several nights later, I hit Sensations with Big Ron. Got four Gin and Tonics at their 75 baht half price Happy Hour deals too. Right off, Noi, joined me while a second girl jumped on Big Ron’s lap.
It didn’t take long for Big Ron to be up to his shit disturbing rambunctious true self. In no time he was starting to call the girl, Bright Eyes. Fifteen minutes later he asked her what her long time price was. Which in my estimation is totally wrong. I mean, who gives a shit what kind of prices a bar girl starts spouting off. I give them my price, take it or leave it. Usually they leave it because I am a cheap ole bastard who knows the score.
I could tell that Big Ron was totally pissed off
because he was already reaching into his wallet to pay his bill.
“Let’s get out of here. Bright Eyes here wants 7000 baht for long time. Can you believe it?” Big Ron said with disgust. Who does she think she is? Like she’s got a golden pussy.”
“I don’t like a girl with a golden pussy,” I reply. They are much better with their pussies shaven totally bald.”
We get go go girl, Noi, to be our spie
I bar fined Noi. Sometimes I will take her straight to a Walking Street short time hotel. Other times I take her to a favorite little bar of mine where we can drink 80 baht beers together and there’s short time rooms next door. When I meet here there, I’m not paying a bar fine. But this time I asked her if she wanted to go with Big Ron and me to the Dog House . I want to show Monkey Brains that I’ve got a thing going with a girl who’s ten times prettier than her. And while I’m at it, I want to instill the same lesson in Froggie.
Big Ron, Noi and I sit up in the 2nd row of the Peanut Gallery while one of the prettier girls in the place targets Big Ron. He orders a drink for the girl from the waitress as she perches her lovely body on his lap.
Big Ron tries to get Monkey Brains to back off
Suddenly a bird of Prey descends on Big Ron, oblivious to his already having one of her co-workers already with him. But this complete breech of bar girl etiquette has no effect on Monkey Brains whatsoever. Big Ron pretends she’s not there. But Noi, who is about as likeable as they come, doesn’t. Soon, the two girls are exchanging gossip.
It so turns out that Big Ron has supposedly paid Monkey Brains 7000 baht for his first and last long time with her. After Monkey Brains finally leaves after having no success at leeching a drink off either Big Ron or me, Noi gives me the scoop.
Noi, our spie, explains why Bright Eyes wants 7000 short time
“Lady work with me at bar Sensations, she work here with Miko two days ago. Miko say Big Ron give her 7000 baht for boom boom. So now lady at bar me, he want to pay bar fine for, she think he give Miko 7000 baht. Now she ask Big Ron for Big Money boom boom.”
That’s Noi for you. She knows Big Ron’s not a Walking Street sucker who’s about to pay 7000 baht long time prices for. And she doesn’t like the girls who lie like that.”
Last Drink for Froggie
This time it’s Billy Bob and me over having San Miguel Lights at the Dog House. We are in the third row up in the Peanut Gallery when my eyes come into contact with Froggie’s. A few minutes later, as soon as she’s allowed to come off the stage, she’s sitting next to me in the Peanut Gallery. I reluctantly buy her an orange juice. We plan on leaving for the next go go bar in a few minutes so I’m figuring another 150 baht won’t kill me. And if she figures I’m a Walking Street sucker, so what?
But Froggie stays with me in the Peanut Gallery for only ten minutes. Then she disappears. figuring in that peanut brain of hers that I’m just another typical Walking Street sucker. Which is a good thing. After all, I’m not calling her Froggie on account of her beauty. Big Ron and I even stay for a second beer, but still no Froggie. I don’t know who’s more of a class act, Froggie or Monkey Brains. I swear to God to Big Ron that I will never ever buy Froggie another drink.
One more Walking Street go go dancer who’s as useless as tits on a boar
“She’s a total leech. Drinks orange juice and although her body is not half bad she’s nowhere near as well built as Noi. And compared to the slender Soi Six beauty, boom booming her would be about like banging a man with a moustache. I whisper loudly to Big Ron. “I am not wasting another single baht on anyone like her again. That 150 baht ladies drink is 25 % of the price of a nice little hotel room I can use with Noi or any of the other girls I seriously enjoy banging.”
To protect the awful reputations of the guilty, I’m not naming the two Walking Street go go bars from which these two pimping Pattaya Mamasans crawled out of. One of the managers (a straight shooter from America) told me that it was up to me and the girl on how much I should tip her for sex. I believed him then and I still believe him. This is the rule for all three clubs that are under the same ownership.
But how often do Thais listen to Westerners?
I can also tell you from a lot of experience on many levels that most Pattaya Thais were born with larceny in their hearts. Not all, but most. I have a good friend, a female Thai bar owner here in Naklua who will agree with me 100 percent. So let’s stop the philosophizing and get to the facts.
This is what happened last night.
I will start with my 2nd stop of the night. That’s cause the action at our first go go bar was so uneventful. Four of us were together at this place. As I said, “I won’t name it cause I don’t want the pimping Pattaya mamasans to lose face. My brother, Billie Bob’s got this very shapely babe on his lap. She’s got a few tattoos. Although Billie Bob thinks tattoos are ugly, he keeps raving about this babe.
She’s got soft, wondrous skin, he tells me. In spite of the tattoos. Even better she’s got a gorgeous shapely ass. I touch her, on her neck, on her stomach, and then I put my hands around her thighs and wind up placing them on her ass.
“How old are you?” I ask the girl.
She’s perfect. After all, most girls in their early to mid twenties are usually not worth a shit. That’s cause their brains have not developed much. But a girl who’s close to thirty or over, thinks she’s already getting old. By this time she’s probably had a few rotten husbands or boyfriends already. I am sure of myself on this, especially when it comes to Pattaya women. Most men, Thai or falang, aren’t worth a shit. 90 percent of them aint, and you can take this one to the bank.
This girl’s giving me an erection
on account of her having an ass to die for. Which is too bad because Billie Bob’s already decided to fuck her. That leaves me out.
Manasan doesn’t know it, but Billie Bob’s going to be tipping this girl 1000 baht for a short time fuck. But the bar fine’s 900 baht here. So the bar’s going to be getting 90 percent of what this babe’s getting. Difference is she’s got to fuck his sorry ass. The bar doesn’t have to put up with this old fart.
Billie Bob’s going to meet all of us at this bar’s sister club. He’s bar-fining her already. But while he’s waiting for the girl to come out of the dressing room, the mamasan comes up to him and asks:
“Can you give me 100 baht tip?”
Billie Bob’s already laid out 1000 baht on drinks. For the gin and tonics he’s just guzzled down and the tequilas he’s gotten the girl. And this mamasan’s asking him for a 100 baht tip? He also has to pay a 900 baht bar fine? That’s a hundred dollars for one lousy fuck when you count the 400 baht for the short time room”
“Why should I give you 100 baht tip?” Billie Bob replies scornfully to the greedy mamasan. “She’s fucking me, and you aren’t. What are you doing for me?”
First Night’s Outing at the Sister Club
It gets worse. One hour later we are all at the sister club (three go go bars have the same owner) where we are about to meet the second greedy mamasan. But while three of us have been to two more go go’s, Billie Bob’s been doing a short time room with the shapely 31 year old.
I’m having a great time in this sister club. I was here twice in the past two weeks. First time, one of my cousins was all over this gal as we were all sitting in front of the stage. I thought she was whipped with ugly stick a plenty. But he was feeling her up all over. About then one of the gals who’s dancing before me, sees me getting eye contact with the woman dancing next to her. I’m pretty drunk by now, but I still knows a pretty girl when I sees one.
“Do you want to buy friend me, drink?” the unattractive gal asks me.
“(Sure why not?) Which is not exactly what I said because I knows this bar girl ain’t about to understand all that. “Kap. I buy drink for pu ying sway mach mach.”
I could probably say all those words in Thai, but why should I bother? Hym…”Pom su kong puying sway mach mach”. Su Kong means buy or something like that. Sway mach mach means very beautiful and Kap means yes. But I’m sure my grammar’s going to be wrong and if it isn’t I will be off in my pronunciation, so why in the hell should I bother.
The pretty girl comes off the stage
and joins me for a drink. It takes all of five minutes to have her in my arms. After two tequilas she’s startin to warm up to me so I start kissing her on her neck. Her arms break out into goose bumps.
“Ooh”, the girl giggles. Chocatee. (I’m ticklish)
I’m having a blast. And so are the girls. All of them whose anywhere near us Southern boys.
Then I get the word from someone working for the bar. The word is the girl I’m with is a handful. Expensive too. My source points another girl out to me who’s dancing on the stage. She’s got a trim little body. The kind I like.
Our second visit to the “Sister Club”.
This was the first time. One week later, the girl I had been with is with another customer. I glance at her a couple times but she acts as if I’m not even there. “Oh well, I’m moving onto my favorite gal. Her name’s “Next”. I’m sitting in the peanut gallery. That’s what I call the 1st and 2nd row of seats startin about five meters from the stage. Billy Bob’s sittin next to me. He likes the Peanut Gallery because back theres he can feel up the girls with impunity. But a man can get ignored sittin back there too. And if he’s not ignored the fat ugly gals tend to come up to me in the Peanut Gallery, uninvited.
Sure enough one of them fat ugly ones comes over to sit with he. I tell her I must go to the stage to see my girlfriend. And sure enough, when I take my bin over to the stage, who happens to be there? The gal recommended to me during my last visit. Eye contact takes only seconds. She’s dancing right in front of me. A few minutes later, she’s sitting on my lap drinking tequila with me.
She tells me she’s a 37 year old lady. But she’s got a real nice ass on her, and a nice shape even if her tits are small. She’s got a great attitude though.
A few minutes later, the girl I had been with the first time joins us.
“Buy me drink?” she asks
It was all so predictable.
The girls are going to get 50 baht off each ladies drink I buy them.
My policy in the go go bars is to never buy drinks for two ladies at the same time. The money goes fast like diarrhea shit down the toilet.
I tell the girl, “Before you my lady. Right now she my titak (sweetheart). I only buy drink for tilac now. Next time maybe you my tilak again.”
Then another girl suddenly appears, which causes me to break my own rule. She’s been dancing right next to the 37 year old. Totally nude with her pussy nearly in my face. She’s got a pretty good body, but I like the 37 year old’s better. Suddenly I’ve got both girls in my arms. I buy all three of us a tequila.
To justify her existence and my buying her a drink in the first place, this second girl starts feelin my dick. In fact, both gals are feelin my dick while discussing its attributes in Thai.
“That feels real good,” I got an idea.”
The other gal’s young. I can’t remember but I think she’s told me she’s just twenty. She’s got soft silky skin. The girl’s totally nude so I can feel her all over. But I don’t. I grab her hand, the one that’s already on my dick, and start sliding it up my shorts. Then I do the same with the thirty-seven year old’s hand.
I tell the girls. “We play game.
Game is “Whose feelin my dick?”
You can all tell where this one’s going. I got one hand from each gal on my dick at the same time. Or on one of my balls. I now take my hat and cover my eyes with it so that I can’t see a damn thing. The young twenty year old starts off groping me from the left side of my dick while the 37 year old’s touching it from the right side. I get the two girls to start changing their hands around. The younger gal changes her hand position from the left side of my dick to the right side while the older gal slides her grip to the left side. At first I remove my hat and watch the girls while I try to gain a sense of what each girl’s hand feels like. Then I put my hat in front of my eyes again.
Sometimes I’m only feelin one hand on my dick. The younger girl’s hand seems to move more aggressively than the 37 year old’s. I think this one’s touch is exquisite.
I remove my hat blindfold, and announce to the girls, “okay, that time the hand was yours,” as I point to the older woman. Your hand felt so soft. It felt so good. I bet you could make me come in three minutes.”
“No. Hand my hand,” the younger girl blurts out.
And so it went. I’d turn out to be wrong more than 50 % of the time. Which didn’t really matter because I was constantly gettin my dick rubbed. And if I was enjoying myself, the two girls were enjoying themselves even more.
After all, how many guys have played, which hand is rubbin my dick now?” With them. No one.
A few days later
I started thinking to myself, “Should I bar fine the 37 year old or not?” Of the two girls she had the finer ass. And I had learned that the bar had its own short time rooms upstairs.
Which brings us back to last night.
The 37 year old’s not to be seen anywhere’s. Billy Bob’s just returned from his fuckin at the Sweethearts short time hotel on Walking Street. This is where a 32 year old Englishman supposedly jumped out of his room on the third floor and landed on Walking Street at 4 a.m. He died upon arrival at the hospital. I’m sure this one’s going down as a suicide.
No valuables or belongings were found in the Brit’s room
Methinks Steve died of old age while the 31 year old Brit’s death was caused from taking flying lessons from an unknown lady boy or other innocent persons who are not lady boys. As to the missing identifications and valuables from both deaths I personally believe they were carried off by rampaging hungry rats.
Blissful Soi Six Warmup to Walking Street go go action
Earlier I had gone to Soi Six. But only for a half hour where I ran into one of my German buddies. We had one beer together while I was having my dick rubbed by a young girl who I already knew.
She kept telling me: “I want to fuck you so bad. Please fuck me. I so horny.”
Come hell or high water. I could not convince my German pal to come with me to Walking Street. Billy Bob and our Southern American friends are fun. My German comrade knows this, but he also knows that the Walking Street go go bars constitute a piss poor waste of money. Unless he goes there after midnight to prey on the babes who are looking for some fucking action in the Discos where there’s no bar fine to be paid.
Third Night at the Sister Club. Run in with 1 of the Pimping Pattaya mamasans
I had agreed to meet up with Billy Bob and two other guys in the go go bars. So here I was saddling up to the stage, using myself as bait for anyone interesting who’d just happen to zoom in on me. I was hoping it would be the 37 year old. But she was nowhere to be seen. Obviously it was her night off or she was with another customer. The first girl who I had given goose bumps to wasn’t there either. But the 20 year old certainly was, dancing in front of me, completely nude.
Obviously she was expectin me to buy her a drink. And since neither of the other two girls was workin tonight I offered her one. Soon, she was off that stage standing next to me with another young gal standing next to her.
I know where this one’s going. Neither girl means a shit to me. The first girl, the 20 year old is too young to know where her ass ends and her head begins. This game’s is to get as many drinks out of me as possible. And sure enough. Here it comes.
“Will you buy drink for friend me?”
“Such an original line. How many times have I heard it?
And now you knows why I like Soi Six so much.”
I decide to buy each of them a drink. But only one drink unless one of the girls redeems herself.
They order soft drinks. The kind with no alcohol in them whatsoever. All this is complete boredom for me. The same thing happens again and again with the girls all playing the same script.
But I want to know how much it costs to use the short time room upstairs. I don’t give a squatters ass for either of these two nitwits. I’m thinking of bar fining another gal who works for one of the sister clubs for this place. Makes sense that since all these girls are workin for the same organization that I can bring a girl from a sister club to use the short time room.
By this time Billie Bob’s joined us. The two girls English skills are so abysmal that they have no clue on what I’m wanting to find out. Mamasan soon joins us to intercept–I mean interpret.
“You want to bar fine lady?” The mamasan asks me.
“No. Not now. I want to know how much for short time. I know bar fine is 900 baht. How much must I pay to use room upstairs?
“You pay 3400 baht,” the mamasan replies. 500 baht for room, 900 baht for bar fine and 2000 baht for tip lady.”
“Cun my Kochai,” I reply. Which means you don’t understand.
I boom boom Billie Bob. He want 200 baht for boom boom. We want use room. Toll Rai? (How much?) I ask the mamasan while pointing at Billie Bob.
“Lady costs 3400 baht for boom boom,” the mamasan replies.
“But I don’t want lady. I want boom boom Billy Bob.” Then I tell her I’m joking.
She still doesn’t get it. “Up to me and Billy Bob, what I pay for boom boom. Not up to you. How much for room?”
She still doesn’t get it. “Okay, I love lady from other bar. You have three bars with same big boss owner. I want to bring lady from your other bar to short time. How much for room?”
“Midai.” Which means cannot. “Only can boom lady bar here.”
I don’t want to implicate the manager. The man’s not here tonight. He’s American and we get along well. This manager has assured me that in his bar it is entirely up to me what I have to pay one of this girls for sex. T o make sure I’ve got the rules straight, I’ve asked him, “So if one of your girls agrees to have short time with me for 500 baht this is okay with your club.”
“Yes, by all means. It is up to you and the girl.”
As I keep sayin, “Don’t deal with Pimping Pattaya mamasans.” They are worthless scum.
But take it from me, Pimping Pattaya mamasans are only the tip of the iceberg. Most Thais are completely unwilling to take advice from foreigners or to follow their orders.
For example, if you are a Westerner who’s on the committee running a condo, the Thais who are working for the condo owners and the committee will do all they can to not follow your rules. They will quit their jobs in a heart beat because in their little minds they are Thai, and therefore superior to any foreigner.
Unfortunately Pattaya is still growing in leaps and bounds. So there’s always new jobs coming up. They will just up and quit and all because they feel they have lost face just having to put up with a foreigner who’s telling them what to do. This goes for the staff of hotels too if “their bosses are foreigners”. It most certainly applies to restaurants whose entire staff oftentimes quits en mass because a Thai employee is not getting his way.
The Soi Six Version of Pimping Pattaya mamasans
There’s a go go bar on Soi Six called “Dolls.” The owner of the place is German or so I’ve been lead to believe. He’s told me the same thing. Which is it’s entirely up to me and the girl how much I must pay her for her tip. It used to be that a man only had to pay for the room upstairs which his 500 baht. Almost all the Soi Six girls ask 1000 baht for short time these days and the price of the room is in nearly all cases just 300 baht.
I once banged a girl at Dolls but when the girl told me she wanted 1000 baht I told her since the room was 200 baht higher than all the other Soi Six rooms, I’d have to pay her just 800 baht. She accepted.
But times have changed at Dolls Go Go Bar
The owner of Dolls later told me that I’d have to pay his girls at last 1500 baht for short time. Otherwise all the other girls would get angry with the girl doing me for 1000 baht. A few weeks later I got one of the girls to agree with me on a short time for 1000 baht, but then one of those stupid Pimping Pattaya mamasans intervened. I paid for my drinks and then she wrote a new ticket on which she wrote, 2500 baht. She then explained that 2000 baht was for the girl, 500 baht was for the room.
I told this piss poor excuse for one of those stupid Pimping Pattaya mamasans that the owner had told me that it was up to me and the girl what I had to pay for sex.”
To which the mamasan told me, “He not in charge of this bar. I am.”
See what I mean. By the time the two young girls started asking me to buy them their next kiddie cocktail, I said to the girl who had been feelin my dick last week. “You want beer or tequila”
“I want drink.” Which meant I’d be paying 165 baht for kiddie cocktail 1 for this first girl and 165 baht for kiddie cocktail 2 for the 2nd girl.
“Okay. I not buy you drink. You can have tequila or beer. Up to you.”
But your girlfriend is one lazy bitch. She won’t even clean up the kitchen and after a week it starts to get pretty bad. So you tell her, “Honey, I want you to do better job cleaning kitchen.”
To which she replies, “You want to finish me? Okay, we finish.”
She’s saying, “I have no interest in improving my behavior or doing something I should be doing for you.” She winds up giving you no choice. It all comes down to this with most Thai women, “You cannot expect anything of me because if you complain about anything that means that you don’t want me in your life at all.”
Well, I’ve got a lot better things to do than to dabble with these two nitwits. Billy Bob suggests that we go up into the peanut gallery. I remove my little box on which the little slip showing my drink charges are typed and my drink, and follow Billy Bob up to two vacant seats up in the peanut gallery. We have one beer together up there while actually having an intelligent conversation now that there’s no go go bar girls present.
Then we leave the bar and Walking Street.
I will spend the next two hours in a small beer bar I often go to.
There I buy one of the girls two or three drinks at beer bar prices while getting a massage. This girl’s no beauty queen, but she used to work giving massages, and she’s pretty damn good at it. The music’s pretty good in this little cocktail bar. They’s got You tube up on a big t.v. and there’s a constant flow of music coming from the bar’s sound system I have to admit to getting a lot of satisfaction from buying this old gal a few drinks at reasonable prices. Meanwhile I can guarantee one thing.
Next time I go to that last Walking Street go go bar I’m going to spend time with the 37 year old gal. Either that or I’m going to be with the 31 year old from this club’s sister club. This young stuff is only for little Thai boys to fool around with or stupid old falang who don’t know shit from shinola.
Uncle Bufford go go bar review 1 (4-21-2017 ). First stop is the G-spot. I like it here because they have happy hour prices till 9:30 or so.
This means I can get two Gin and Tonics for 140 baht, and that’s just enough to get me on my way. Another thing, it’s not all that high pressure here. If me and my pals just want to drink alone, to save some money, the girls aren’t all that pushy. And if I want someone, the bar fine’s 900 baht.
That’s not as good as things used to be when go go bar fines were 600 baht. But here, if a man wants to take a girl long time for an alnighter, the bar fine is still 900 baht. There’s no bar fine for a one hour short time with a much larger bar fine for long time the way so many go go bars are charging now a days. Also, the girl and I can set our own price without having the mamasans telling me I must pay her 2000 baht for short time and 3000 long time.
Uncle Bufford go go bar review Crazy House
Billie Bob and I move onto Crazy House. Billie Bob’s not all the keen on this place anymore. He says he does not like the stupid uniforms the girls put on now. I want to come here because I just had a sexy girl from G spot all over me. She felt so good and I wanted her so much, but Billie Bob and me had agreed that neither of us would bar fine anyone tonight. Anyways, we go to Crazy House because I want to see how good this girl feels compared to the G Spot gal. Luckily she’s there.
I’ve banged her a few times. I’ve also banged the G Spot dancer a few times. The gal from Crazy House is short, but she’s got a great body. She has beautiful breasts that are just large enough to fill a man’s mouth. She knows it too. And she uses this to her fullest advantage. If she’s had enough tequila she will just put her pussy on full display. Sometimes she will just lie down on her back pointing it upwards at the ceiling. It’s hard for a man to keep his eyes away. She’s got raw sex appeal and she’s totally brazen about it.
Gouging the customers for drinks
She gets 50 baht for each ladies drink. So the bar bill mounts up in a hurry especially when she’s asking you to buy two tequilas. One for yourself and one for her. And that seems to be the main point of her game. Pretty soon your bin is 1000 baht and if you stick around a little longer it’s soon going to be 2000 baht. Buy her out of the bar costs a 1000 baht bar fine now. Before Christmas it was 800 baht. But Christmas is prime time for the bars to really gouge their customers. For Crazy House, it’s still Christmas even though it’s now almost May.
I can’t prove it, but I think Mamasan is telling this girl to finish her short times in 45 minutes or less. The short time rooms are just across the street. Ohm likes to get the short time over with as soon as she can. And then she tries to get the customer to come back to the bar to buy her even more drinks.
She feels so good perched up on my lap.
Then she feels my dick. Ohm knows only too well that it’s good and hard. But I had a huge hard on while I was with the G Spot dancer. I buy her one tequila. Within five minutes she’s asking for a second one. While still sitting on my lap she opens her legs a little. My hand’s right there. She wiggles her hips a little and lowers herself onto my hand. She is almost impossible to resist and she knows it. But I had promised Billy Bob I would not bar fine anyone tonight.
I leave it at just two drinks for her, and then I tell the waitress, “Check bin.” Ohm asks me to buy her one more drink. But I politely refuse. Then I ask her to meet me outside the bar in a few days so I won’t have to bar fine her. She twists her face in disapproval. But I already know how mercenary she is. She’s after all the commission money she can get off each drink her customers buy. If she meets me outside her bar, she’s not going to get any drink commissions. “How can you be such a cheap charlie?” her disdainful look tells me.
The other girl knows the go-go bars are fucking over the customers.
Tourists don’t know any better but the guys who live here all the time sure as hell do. Most of the go go bars are operating like machines in order to squeeze out as many drinks as they can from their customers. The way it usually works is the girl is given 10, maybe 15 minutes to sit with a customer, and then she’s called back to the stage where she must take her turn dancing. If she likes her customer or is getting enough drinks out of him, she will return to order more drinks from him. If he appears drunk or new at the game other women join her. She tells customers one of them is her sister. “Can you buy sister me, drink?” she asks. But once a customer shows he’s generous with his money mamasan will also appear and ask him for a drink also.
On Lady Drinks The G-Spot is much more laid back
Crazy House is a hands on fun house. It’s also about as high pressure as it gets when it comes to milking a customer dry for drinks. G Spot operates differently. Once customers are slow to get them the next drink, girls like Ohm will drop them in a minute to find a new customer or just to run off to chat with the other girls. Over at the G Spot, a typical girl will allow her customer to take his time and drink at his own pace. Dawn will usually not even ask a man to buy her a drink. But since she seems so good-natured, I won’t hesitate a minute to buy her a drink. I get the feeling from Dawn that she’s on my side. Or that we are both on the same side. I just keep getting great vibes from her.
I’ve now been in the very closest proximity to both girls which is exactly the way I had planned it. Both of them turn me on. It’s about an equal contest. But I prefer Dawn. I get the feeling that she’s really with me. But with Ohm I feel like I’m a target.
Police cause Soi Six girl to go to Korea for 3 months
My thoughts turn to my favorite Soi Six girl. She’s gone to Korea for three months because she’s not been making enough money on Soi Six on account of the police. She tells me that things have gotten so bad on Soi Six that the bars are no longer allowing the girls to short time their customers in the upstairs rooms.
This has not really applied to me, however. Many of the bars know me and trust me not to call the police if I see a falang take a girl upstairs. This doesn’t help Lee any. I remember a couple of years ago taking a girl upstairs in Route 69 Bar when the bartender required me to leave my cell phone with the bar.
I learned afterwards that this was to keep me from calling the police
after getting naked in the room with the girl. Two weeks later the girl from Club 69 told me I could not take her upstairs so she got a motorbike taxi to take us to a short time hotel about 1 kilometer from the bar.
I really Miss Lee who I met at Red Point
She’s around 168 centimeters or around five foot six. Which is tall for a Thai woman and she’s got gorgeous breasts, the equal of Ohm’s but they are much larger. The most important thing about her is she’s completely devoted to making me come. Not just once, but two times or even three times if I still got the urge. And nothing’s off limits with her. Even if she doesn’t like it she at least acts like she enjoys French kissing.
Having sex with her usually takes an hour with all the foreplay and after play. There’s none of this, “fuck me now (as I look at my watch). Sadly, Ohm’s wearing a watch on both of her wrists.
It’s time for the next bar though. I tell Billy Bob, “Well, Ohm’s now made 100 baht for the two ladies drinks I’ve just bought her. Maybe now she will start to think about really considering meeting me outside the bar. It’s doubtful, however.”
Mystified at Misty’s
We hit a couple more clubs. One of them’s Misty’s. I know one of the girls quite well there. Only one week ago she was living in my condo building. But the falang who had taken her out of the bar didn’t want her in the end. He stopped paying her. As expected she left him. Billie Bob and I saw her getting off a motorbike taxi in front of the club. I called her name out three times, but she never answered me. She never even saw me. I don’t remember ever seeing a go go dancer that fucked up in my life.
Billie Bob and I sit drinking our beers in a booth that had its own mini stage and dancing pole. I tell the waitress that I wan to buy a drink for the young girl who used to live in my condo building. Five minutes later the waitress comes back to tell me that the girl is not coming to join us. I can’t fathom why. The waitress merely shakes her head as if she were just as mystified as I was.
Fifteen minutes later we finish our drinks and check bin.
“She’s over there,” said Billy Bob. “If you want to say hello to her before we leave now’s your chance. On our way out of the club, I approach her while she was talking to another girl next to the main stage.
“We have to leave now. I wanted to buy you a drink earlier,” I tell the girl.
She looks up at me through glassy eyes. She barely recognizes me but at least she knows it’s me. Boy, is she fucked up.
The falang who had forced her out of his condo is a complete idiot. She’s only 19 but I always had good feelings about her. I don’t think she was ever cut out for this kind of work. I really don’t know but my gut feeling is that she’s simply not wired for having to fuck whichever customer comes along. She had just lost her boyfriend who had at least started out giving her a steady income and a nice place to live. But she had lost all that, and maybe that’s why she is so screwed up tonight.
She’s only 19. I think she probably regards having to fuck so many disagreeable asshole falang like most people might view shoveling cow shit for a living.
Uncle Bufford go go bar review God Awful Da Da Music at Super Girls
Billie Bob and I split up and I go alone over to Super Girls. Drinking a bottle of Heineken while sitting in front of the stage, I have to listen to one very loud da da song after another. I couldn’t stand more than fifteen minutes of this punishment and it would not matter how many good looking girls were hanging around me or how many of them are feeling my cock. It is time for the final bar for the night.
The woman had been one of the mamasans at Super Babes and Super Girls. I didn’t buy many girls drinks at Super Babes, but I did like a waitress who must have been in her mid thirties and possibly as old as forty. I oftentimes drank tequilas with the waitress and the mamasan, who I found to be at least as attractive as some of the better looking girls. So I decide to go in to look for the ex mamasan.
She’s nowhere to be found and by this time I’m pretty well on my way to la la land. The club is long and narrow. There’s no seating in the front section so I find myself being escorted to the back of the club. I might have had a girl or two try to get my attention but they aren’t very attractive. Suddenly I have to go to the restroom.
It is a coed rest room. Which is pretty cool because on many occasions I find myself meeting the nicest women in the toilets of Pattaya’s finest go go establishments. There was the “Beautiful Pattaya Toilet girl from Crazy House” for example, and every so often I can’t keep getting my mind off her. While pondering my thoughts while pissing in the urinal I hear an angry voice behind me.
“Don’t pee on the floor.”
It’s one of the cleaning gals who spend about half their time cleaning up after the customers in the toilet. I look down and sure enough there is a small puddle of water near my feet. Then I look at myself and observed how close my penis is to the urinal.
It all looks alright to me. My dick is over the center of the urinal. I don’t believe I could have been pissing on the floor. There’s two cleaning women in the toilet. I reply, “Look at my dick. My dick not pee on the floor. Customer who come before me piss on floor.”
“No. You pee pee on the floor.”
“No I didn’t. Look at my dick. It is a very good dick and see how it make water over the urinal. Come over and Look. Customer before me, he bad man.”
By the time I’m going back to my beer hating the place. “That cleaning lady, just hate falang customers,” I think to myself. “Even if I was pissing on the floor it is not her place to be getting so angry about it. That’s what she is getting paid for so fuck her.”
I check bin and then I head out of the club towards to front door. Then I see her.
The ex mamasan is now a service girl.
At the last minute I decide not to leave this club. I order two drinks from the ex mamasan, one for me and one for her. She takes me to a small table. Suddenly I’ve got three or four go-go girls all around me, all of them asking me for a drink.
“I cannot buy all of you a drink, so I will choose just one of you.”
She is pretty damn attractive but I am really drunk now. She has a great body. At least in my drunken stupor she seems to have a beautiful figure.
I drink there until almost two and then I head home. The next night as I walk past Club Taboo one of the greeter girls standing outside the club calls out to me.
“I remember you from last night.”
“Was I very mal?” I asked her.
“You very very mal (drunk), the girl replied.
Too bad that I can’t remember if she was the girl sitting with me.
Pattaya go go bar Mamasans are getting commissions to rip customers off who pay their bar girls for sex. This is a leading cause for exorbitant short and long time prices in the Walking Street go go bars.
Most Pattaya go go bar Mamasans are now asking their customers to pay 2000 baht for short time and 3000 baht for long time. In fact many mamasans won’t even ask. They will simply write a bill out for the bar girl’s 2000 or 3000 baht tip plus a bar fine of 1000 or 1500 baht. Mamasan’s not about to let the girl leave even if she’s already agreed to go with her customer for a lot less. But it didn’t used to be that way.
Only a few years back, the typical bar fine for a Pattaya Walking Street go go girl was 600 baht. The 600 baht gave the customer the right to take the go go girl out of the bar. Same goes for beer bars where even today the bar fine is usually only 300 baht. After the bar fine’s paid, what they do and how much the girl gets paid has always been between the girl and the customer. Only a few years ago, the going rate was 1000 baht for short time. Long time meant all night for between 1500 and 2000 baht.
But times have changed my friends keep telling me. “You will never be able to short time a go go girl for only 1000 baht,” they keep telling me. On this they are half right. They can’t get by paying less than 2000 baht for short time because they don’t believe in themselves. Which is perfectly understandable due to most of them not being able to think logically. So here’s my logic about the old 1000 baht benchmark for short time sex.
Practically everyone frequenting the Walking Street go go bars today fall into two categories. The first are the tourists. Tourists simply don’t know any better. Therefore they are ripe targets for scheming bar girls, and the Pattaya go go bar Mamasans.
The second are the expats who actually live here. Such expats fall into two categories. 1. Those who are on Walking Street to show their newcomer friends around and 2. Those who come to get a little excitement from prettier girls than they are finding in the beer bars. I view this later group of expats as voyeurs. As voyeurs they venture into the go go’s for a little touchie feelie or to watch a bunch of sexy gals dance naked. These guys are totally satisfied with being voyeurs because they fail to understand that most of the women they meet in the go go bars are not getting bar fined very often.
Putting unrelenting pressure on customers to buy ladies drinks is the Holy Grail
For the most part go go bars have become impersonal mechanisms for extracting as much money from their customers in the shortest time possible. The routine is nearly always the same in many go go bars. Some of the girls are dancing on the stage. A few are sitting around waiting for their turn to replace the girls who are already dancing. A customer or a group of customers comes in, and the girls start eyeing him like a pack of dogs panting for a bone. For the girls the holy grail is to pressure the new arrivals into buying them as many drinks as possible.
Pattaya go go bar Mamasans and their Pack gang up on their prey
So here’s the routine. A girl sits next to her prey. Within five minutes she asks him to buy her a drink. When the drink arrives, the prey suddenly realizes she’s ordered a coke, sprite or other soft drink. If it’s alcohol she orders a very weak cocktail. Five minutes later she’s asking for a 2nd no alcohol or low alcohol ladies drink. But by this time the pair are joined by one or two more go go girls who are also asking the prey to buy them drinks. About this time one of the friendliest, most thoughtful Pattaya go go bar Mamasans joins the table. She feels entitled to a drink also.
If the customer doesn’t keep buying his new companion a drink every five minutes the mamasan asks her to take another turn on the stage. It’s all a concerted effort to extract as many drinks as possible out of each customer in the shortest amount of time possible. And each time the customer buys a lady’s drink, the chief lady predator will get a 50 baht commission from the go go bar. Oftentimes a mamasan keeps hovering over the new customer’s table like a vulture on a mission to keep the ladies drinks flowing.
Mamasan won’t get her tip money when the girl only charges 1000 baht for boom boom
But when the customer finally decides to bar fine his “new girl”, the mamasan steps into the middle of the ring to officiate. Although I might oftentimes get the go go girl to agree to a 1000 baht short time, a mamasan suddenly appears to tell me that I must pay the girl 2000 baht. Thinking this through for myself I concluded that although a lot of go go girls wanted to go short time with me for 1000 baht, the mamasans kept intruding for a reason. Since in almost all things in Pattaya Money is number one, I concluded that the mamasans were extorting commissions out of the girls and they could hardly do that if I was only paying the girls 1000 baht.
Mamasan, why should I buy you a drink? You’re not the one fucking me
So here’s what all this comes down to. And several times I’ve actually told mamasans this when they had the audacity to ask me for tips. “This girl is about to fuck me. You aren’t.” Truth is most of these Walking Street go go bar mamasans are as useless as tits on a boar.
The other night I was at Supergirls. For shits and grins I asked a girl if she ever had to tip the mamasan when she went short time with a customer. Her answer was an unequivocal yes. 100 baht. And there is no longer a normal bar fine at Supergirls. There’s a short time bar fine. And there’s a long time bar fine. I think the long time bar fine is 1500 baht. The whole idea is to push the short times so that the girls keep coming back to the go go club so that they can extract even more ladies drinks from the customers.
There used to be a waitress at Misty’s. Her bar fine was 800 baht whereas all the dancers’ barfines were 1500 baht (up from the 600 baht barfine from just a few years ago). The first time Billie Bob bar fined her, she stayed with him an hour and a half in the short time room. I think she really liked Billie Bob. She kept showing him all kinds of pictures of herself, her friends and her children in the short time room until Billie Bob finally told her he had run out of time. But the next few times Billie Bob bar fined her, she’d tell him mamasan wanted her back in the bar waitressing.
Annie despises the go go bar mamasans
We met Annie years ago on Soi Six. Annie’s just one reason no one can tell me that Walking Street go go girls are more attractive or nicer than Soi Six girls. Annie was a 800-1000 baht girl but now that she’s graduated to the big leagues over on Walking Street, she’s now the real deal 2000-3000 baht go go queen.
But Annies a straight shooter. Billie Bob was sure that he could bang her over on Walking Street for 1000 baht. She had done him before for just 800 baht. So Annie agrees on doing a short time with him for 1000 baht. But along comes Mamasan and she tells Annie and Billie Bob that he must pay 2000 baht short time. But Billie Bob’s real smart you see. That’s on account of my training him. He tells Mamasan that he and Annie are old friends from way back. To her credit Annie agrees with him.
“Yeah, me and Annie here, we same same brother and sister. We know each other since we were babies,” Billie Bob tells the mamasan, the waitress and one of the bar boys. “And see him”, Billie Bob points to the bar boy. “He pi chai me.” (My younger brother).
What Annie doesn’t tell Billie Bob is she’s tipping three mamasans 100 baht each. I suppose she felt she had to do it in order for the mamasans to allow her to leave the bar for less than 2000 baht. Which leads me to the following conclusion.
You Japanese are the ones at fault
I’m going to blame a lot of this on you Japanese. And for two reasons. First, you aren’t here with me to defend yourselves as I write these words of truth. The second is, you guys keep trying to be polite. Which is a big mistake because most of you shouldn’t be polite to all these Walking Street go go bar predators. There are a lot of you, Japanese, frequenting the go go bars on Walking Street. You tend to go in groups to the go go’s. For many of you–Your English and your Thai language skills are definitely lacking. Which means you face real problems communicating with the go go girls.
This provides the Pattaya go go bar mamasans their opportunity to intercede in your behalf. But be forewarned. They aren’t there to help you guys. And they aren’t there to help their bar girls either. Just remember, unlike Japan, on Walking Street money is number one. Watch out for the friendly mamasan who appears to be looking out for you. She’s getting commissions from the girls for the deals she’s making for you. You get the nicely wrapped up packaged deal of 2000 baht short time or 3000 plus long time. But you are really getting the shaft. And you wind up paying double or triple what I have to pay. As for many of my pals. Well, let’s just say it’s a case of monkey see, monkey do.
Pattaya go go bar Mamasans
It is my firm belief that Pattaya go go bar Mamasans are going to favor those girls who tip them well. And for those who don’t–the mamasans are simply going to let them wither on the vine. Such uncooperative girls will be ignored by the mamasans and service girls who work directly under them.
Go Go dancers who don’t tip the mamasans will get the worse opportunities to hunt Japanese
When Pattaya go go bar Mamasans require the girls to demand 2000 baht short and 3000 baht long times from their customers, most of them will jump to appease their mamasans.
Truth is, most Pattaya go go bar Mamasans are causing the girls to make less money than they would if the mamasans suddenly ceased to exist. Most of the girls are not getting bar fined very often. But they would if the mamasans would allow them to set their own prices. Some of the go go girls despise the mamasans so much that they revel with delight from cutting the go go bar out of its bar fines and high priced drinks. Under one condition, however. Provided you, Mr. Customer, cut them a square deal.
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It’s Christmas day and I’m out on the town. I should know better. The Christmas holidays are when bar fines climb to insane levels. This is when greedy Pattaya go go bar owners really stick it to their customers. I told Billy Bob: “There’s no way I’m bar fining anyone tonight.” Then I ran into one of the sexiest go go dancers I’ve bar fined in a long time.
“Your bar fine still 800 baht?” I asked her.
“Now 1000 baht, “she replied.
“That’s a nice Christmas present from your big boss to his customers. Lek, I give you 1000 baht for short time.”
Which was a great move on my part. And Lek was smart enough to go along with me. I has been paying her 1500 baht for short time. Not real often though, because I gots me a couple of exceptional performers over on Soi Six for 1000 baht and it’s just 300 baht for the room with no bar fine. Sometimes I lay around the room for a couple of hours with one of the girls and I only have to pay the 300 baht room price once. And this girl is completely dedicated to making her Uncle Bufford come, no matter how long it takes. And she’s better looking than most go go girls. So is the other Soi Six girl.
So why in the world would I ever want to come down to Walking Street where the only customers are ignorant tourists who don’t know better?
Billy Bob’s not too keen on Soi Six for one thing. And it’s the challenge. I always tells my friends, “I can get some of these go go girls to bang me for 1000 baht.” But they don’t believe me. That’s because they iz idiots.
So I fucked Lek for 1000 baht. On Christmas night no less. The rest of you reading this can’t. But that’s only because you ain’t Uncle Bufford. I got the wisdom while the rest of you are only followers who can’t think for yourselves.
Only thing is all that tequila Lek and I keep drinking together at the CH go go bar is mighty high. She gets 50 baht for every lady’s drink I buy her, and I gots to pay 150 baht for all my beers. I can get the same beers at Soi Six for 90 baht, except for that go go bar that wants 120 baht. But I still go theres sometimes. That’s because there’s no pressure on me at the Soi Six go go bar. It’s so damn expensive to bang a girl upstairs that no way am I paying them stupid ass prices. So I just drink two or three drinks and move on to all them 1000 baht Soi Six girls.
I take Lek to the short time rooms across the street from CH. They have raised their prices to over 375 baht, and it’s either the girl or the Greedy Pattaya go go bar owners who gets the difference between the real 290 baht price this short time place charges customers who bring girls in from bars outside of Walking Street. I’m betting on the greedy Pattaya go go bar owners who rakes in this extra cash though. Anyways, when you take a go go girl into this short time establishment, she fills out a little ticket. I thinks the short time place kicks back around 75 baht to the go go bar for each ticket.
Another thing. When I take Lek to the short time room, it’s like she’s got a time limit of half an hour or so because she’s always in a hurry to get me to come so she can get me back to her bar. I’m sure in my heart that mamasan is making her cut my time short with her. That Christmas night when I banged Lek for 1000 baht, Lek made me promise not to tell anyone that I’m doing her for 1000 baht.
At first I thought it was cause she was feeling she was losing face with the other girls. I mean how does it appear to all them go go bar girls who sit around eatin all that Pok Pok together all braggin about how much money they all iz makin and how much each customer gives them. Yeah right.
Here’s Lek telling all the other girls, “I’m doing Uncle Bufford for 1000 baht, and another girl is saying, “I only fuck Japanese men,because they pay me 3000 baht short time”. That makes Lek feel real bad because she knows all the other girls are thinking, “Lek’s a cheapass 1000 baht whore while me and the other girls are 3000 baht high class prostitutes.” Fact of the matter Billy Bob thinks many of them will only go with Japanese men on account of the high prices dem Japanese keep paying.
So I promise Lek not to tell anyone in her bar that she’s now lowering her price to 1000 baht from the 1500 I have been paying her.
“Now keep that in mind all you Japanese men who are reading this. You guys pay 2000 baht or even more for the same girls I pay only half price for. Let’s face the facts, guys, I loves you Japanese but you sure are a bunch of piss poor money managers compared to me.”
The next time I come into CH Lek’s not there. But Mamasan who knows that I usually cannot control my dick, instructs another girl to pounce on me. The girl’s one of the prettiest girls at CH, but she don’t have quite the body Lek’s got. In no time she’s got her hands in my pants rubbin my dick and my balls. After a drink or two she says to me: “Short time me now. I want you now.”
“How about next week?” I reply.
“No good for me. Next week Lek’s going to be here and you will want Lek, not me.”
In spite of her rubbin my dick and my balls for a good hour and even gettin another girl to help her, I leave CH without bar fining her.
Banging Amy in the G Spot
A few days later, Billy Bob and I head to the G Spot on Walking Street. A girl spots me who I’ve not seen in over a year. She used to work at the Dolls A Go Go on Soi Six. Back then the short time room upstairs cost 500 baht, so I told her, “all the short time rooms here on Soi Six are 300 baht. Tell you what. You want 1000 baht short time. I give you 800 since room is so much more.” She agreed. So even though I was now on Walking Street, I knew she’d do me for 1000 baht.
But Mamasan told me I’d have to give her 2000 baht for short time.
“Mamasan. Amy and I are old friends. I know her for 5 years. Up to me. Up to Amy what I give her.”
To this mamasan agreed. And Amy backed me. But there was just one short time room upstairs and they had to get it ready so there was a 15 minute wait.
Uncle Bufford goes for 3 go go girls in a row for 1000 baht.
So that’s two out of two girls who will boom boom me for 1000 baht. Which is fair enough. Except the Greedy Pattaya go go bar owners are charging too much for their rooms and bar fines. So thinking mighty highly of myself I went back to CH. Again, no Lek, but her “friend” was there and once again I was in the “friend’s” sights.
After the first tequila we had together I told her I would short time her for 1000 baht. She didn’t say much, focusing upon her tequila instead of my proposition.
“I only pay ladies 1000 baht tip,” I said to her.
One tequila later she asks me, “What do you pay Lek?”
“I not tell you. That is up to Lek and me. Not you and not mamasan.”
After two or three tequilas she’s still with me. Can I blame her when she’s getting 50 baht for each ladies drink? I finally tell her. 1000 baht I pay you for short time or I leave now with Billy Bob.”
Again she asks, “What do you give Lek?”
And once again, I tell her, “That is up to Lek and me.”
She winds up refusing the 1000 baht and I check bin, anxious to leave A.S.A.P. thinking to myself, “Stupid girl. That’s the last time I ever buy her a drink.”
One week later
Lek launches herself on me just 10 seconds after I walk in the door. But I’ve been banging two girls down on Soi Six, and I’ve concluded, “It just doesn’t get any better than that.”
Billy Bob’s sitting on my immediate right while Lek is on my lap already stroking my dick. It’s been awhile since I’ve been with Lek, but I remember just how succulently fine her breasts are. I duck down and insert one of them in my mouth and start sucking away like a baby.
I tell Lek how “her friend” tried to get me to do a short time with her and how she refused the thousand baht offer I had given her.
“Mamasan be very angry with me if you tell her you boom boom me for 1000 baht,” Lek tells me.
(Are the mamasans getting a commission on go go dancer tips? I’ve been here too long to dismiss this possibility)
“Not to worry, Lek. I tell no one. Not mamasan or girls here in Bar.”
“Who is girl who want you to boom boom you?”
The girl is dancing on the stage a few feet away from us. So I point her out. Then I tell Lek, “If I tell her you are boom booming me for 1000 baht she probably will also.”
“No one is going to boom boom for 1000 baht,” Lek replies.
“Except you, and a girl I took upstairs down at the G Spot last week. But I know her from Soi Six.”
Apparently not hearing me, Lek continued: “No girls will be doing 1000 short times here.”
“Except you. But that is our little secret, Lek.”
After several drinks, I leave her after promising to short time her the next time I see her. I had promised Billy Bob that tonight I wouldn’t be selfish and that I wouldn’t bar fine anyone, preferring to hit several go go’s with him instead.
Thinking more about Lek
But I’m rethinking Lek. I think the two Soi Six girls like me a lot better than Lek does. On the other hand, mamasan is always horning in behind the scenes, no doubt telling her to limit her time with me in the short time room.
This had happened to me before at Mistys go go bar. I’m sure the waitress there really did like me, and again I was equally sure that Mamasan was telling her to hurry back to the bar as soon as we had finished. I know this because the first time the waitress and I had done a short time the waitress had all the time in the world, showing me pictures in the short time room, and talking endlessly about things I had long ago forgotten. Then she had tried to get me to meet her outside the bar during Songkran but I had refused.
With Lek, who knows? But I could care less one way or the other. What was much more important was how well our body parts fitted together. And how much I enjoy tasting her breasts. I just love her trim little body. I also knew that nearly every man coming into her bar was paying 1500 to 2000 baht short time, minimum and that I was something special. After all, I’m Uncle Bufford and the other guys simply ain’t me.
Greedy Pattaya go go bar owners and the Star A Go Go
After passing on Lek, I wound up at Star a go go. I know there’s a short time room upstairs so that’s perfect, but the girl who oftentimes drinks with me and rubs my dick tells me, “It’s closed. The police keep checking all the clubs.”
Which is true. A week ago the police had raided the Windmill and found an Englishman upstairs in the short time room with a girl. The guy wound up with his picture plastered all over the internet and the newspapers. If he had a wife in England or a Thai steady girlfriend, this in my eyes was an unforgivable act. Meanwhile one of my two favorites on Soi Six had text messaged me that I could no longer boom boom her in the room upstairs in her bar. Only on the outside, could we have sex, she had texted.
So I asked the Star a Go Go girl, “When your bar’s short time room is open, how much must I pay to boom you n this bar?”
“2000 baht for me. 1500 baht for the room,” the girl replied.
I decided right then not to ever come back to Star a Go Go. 3500 baht is a hundred American dollars, which is ridiculous for any Pattaya bar girl. So I told her, “Well, maybe I get room somewhere and you can meet me on the outside and we never pay any Greedy Pattaya go go bar owners anything.
To which she agreed. I know I can get her for a thousand baht so long as I book her outside the bar But she reminds me a lot of one of my two favorite Soi Six girls. But she’s getting a bit paunchy on account of all the alcohol she’s probably drinking as a bar girl. The Soi Six girl has by far the better body.
Three nights ago in the Walking Street Go Go Bars
A few days later, four of us converge on Walking Street. Our first stop is at the Light House. The guys want to go there for the Eye Candy. But no one in our group’s ever bar fined anyone there yet. I go there for the “cheap happy hour prices”. Tonight two gin and tonics cost me 150 baht. As usual, I’m bored here. No one’s rubbing my balls yet. But as long as I have two full drinks in front of me, I’m relatively happy.
Then it’s onto CH. I’m hoping Lek is going to show, but she’s nowhere in sight. But the happy hour two for one drink prices are still on, so it’s another two gin and tonics. I walk around the place looking for Lek. The place is crowded and there’s nowhere to sit for four guys. Billy Bob and I sit in front of the hot tub where two girls are cavorting totally nude. One of them keeps looking straight into my eyes. Then I recognize her. I fucked her. Not just once but several times, but gave up on her due to her becoming too chunky for my tastes. There’s no improvement, however.
The waitresses finally are able to find seating for all four of us. Billy Bob and I find spots at a small table across the room from the hot tub while BD (Big Dog) is being seated to our left at another small table next to me. But Gerald has to sit clear across the room from us where he’s immediately set upon by one of the bar’s go go girls. After a few minutes the hot tub girl joins me. I buy her a drink as she seats herself in my lap and starts stroking my dick.
I quickly sms Lek on my cell phone: “I am here for you at your bar.” Other than getting my dick massaged and relaxing with my gin and tonics, I don’t want much to do with the gal on my lap. There’s no sign of Lek. I had messaged her just in case she was somewhere in the go go bar and would make her appearance later. I didn’t want her to think I wanted the girl on my lap more than I wanted her.
“Lek, of course, really doesn’t give a shit about me.” Well, maybe she would if I really went after her. After all the prospect of enough money every month, and being able to quit dancing at the go go bar just might entice her to show a little affection (for my money) and some loyalty (again for my money, instead of someone else’s).
One of my neighbors had just moved a 19 year old go go girl in with him from Misty’s go go bar. He’s 65 so the age difference of 46 years is just about right. The 19 year old’s had one kid for 5 years now, so she must have gotten pregnant when she was 14. Maybe she’s got 2 children. I have no idea what he’s paying her each month, but I’ll be finding out, so yeah, if I want to have Lek, I can have Lek. But I don’t want to have any of them. I don’t need the baggage. The bottom line is this. Any woman limits a man’s freedom, and all women deteriorate physically. I want to have any woman I want, and I want her in her prime.
Plus, I’m the kind of guy who really knows himself. I know that the grass is always greener on the other side. So it really does not matter what the girl I’m with is like. There’s always something better, so I want no limitations on either my time or wallet.
Still–I wanta bang Lek in the worse way.
Our group moves on to Electric Blue. Billy Bob likes the place because the draft beers are just 45 baht here. The bar is very dark inside, which means he can grope a girl without hardly being seen since both his groping hand and her privates are both in the shadows. I see nothing attractive here at all, and the place is chock full of cheap charlies all cashing in on those 45 baht beers.
Big Dog’s found someone to buy drinks for. But Gerald’s all pissed off. We don’t know why except he’s already leaving the bar to go home. Or that’s what he’s telling us. He’s probably going to meet other friends at another bar, or maybe he’s got a girl lined up to meet him back at his hotel. But Big Dog’s not about to leave. The girl who’s with him is kindof ugly, but that’s the kind of girls he likes. That’s why we calls him Big Dog because he will fuck anything.
Billy Bob and I head to the G-spot. The girl I had banged in the go go’s short time room upstairs is here. Amy’s got her hair dyed blonde, and she’s pretty drunk. I don’t realize just how bad off she is until I get her in the short time room later on. Anyways, I bar fine her. Amy tells me that the club has closed the short time room upstairs on account of the police so I have to take her outside the bar to the short time place I usually use across from CH.
I want to walk ahead of Amy on account of my not wanting to be seen taking any girl to any short time room. After all, I’ve got my appearances to keep up. But Amy keeps hanging all over me as we walk down Walking Street. Even worse, she keeps trying to take my arm or hold my hand.
But the G spot is controlled by one of those Greedy Pattaya go go bar owners who keeps raising his prices. A few weeks ago Amy’s bar fine was 800 baht. Now it’s 900 baht. I’m giving her only 1000 baht, however, same as I’m now giving Lek.
What I didn’t count on was Amy being an absolute goof ball. When we take off our clothes in the short time room, I suddenly realize that she’s drunk too much and now she’s getting sick on me. Several times she gets up from the bed to go to the toilet to throw up or to retch. So I ask her how much she’s had to drink. Amy admits to having just three drinks in the bar. She also admits to drinking before coming to work. So it’s not me. I know that Amy has always liked me.
A more likely reason is that Amy hates having to work in a go go bar. And that she hates having customers constantly groping her and her having to keep rubbing the dicks of all those customers she secretly despises. And I have to say, “I don’t blame her.” So she probably got half way blitzed out of her mind before she even showed up at work.
It’s kind of like farmers hauling corn out of their grain bins and trucking it to the elevator. Sometimes moisture accumulates in the corn and some of it spoils so bad that there’s no difference between it and shit. So the farmer has to shovel all that spoiled corn out of his bins meanin he’s literally havin to shovel shit to keep makin his livin.
That’s the way I look at a lot of these bar girls. They gotsa boom boom guys who are stupid, rotten, selfish bastards. Most of them are fat hogs who never managed to get one woman in their home countries to ever be nice to them. Most men who live in Pattaya are this way. Yep….these bar girls have to keep shoveling shit into their pussies to make a livin and I can’t blame them for gettin sick now and then.
Next time I come in Walking Street, I’m going to be in Lek. I’ve still got those friends of mine in town, and there’s no way that four guys can fully enjoy themselves on Soi Six. That’s on account of the bars being too small to have more than one or two good-looking girls. There it’s good to hunt alone. So it looks like once again I’m going to have to put up with these Greedy Pattaya go go bar owners.
If you are married in Pattaya, would you choose a Walking Street Mistress or would you choose a Mia Noi from the Soi Six brothels?
Contestant Number One
She’s 25 years old. In her prime. You have met her in a go go bar on Walking Street. She likes Tequila and so do you. At first you don’t notice that she’s on the short side. She’s wearing high heels on the stage, and when she snuggles against you, the first thing you notice are her sensational breasts. The waitress asks you to buy the girl a drink. At first you are drinking beer. Like nearly all Walking Street go go girls she doesn’t want to drink beer with you. It takes too long to drink one. She’d rather have a no alcohol ladies drink because she can drink 15 or 20 of them with no problem. So her game plan is to get you to buy her as many ladies drinks as she can. She’s probably on a contract with the go go which requires her to sell 50 ladies drinks every 10 days.
The overriding goal of the go go is to EXTRACT as much money
out of each customer as possible for drinks–especially ladies drinks. And I do mean EXTRACT which means nearly the same thing as Extort.
As if on Que, she starts fondling you between your legs. So you start thinking, “if I start buying her tequila she will lose all her inhibitions. Maybe I can fuck her in the toilet for peanuts. Or maybe she will blow me right here. You hardly notice that there’s a lot of male customers in the place and that you can be sure they will be watching you getting your blow job. The pretty girl has you by the balls.
Three minutes pass. The waitress returns. “Another drink for lady?” she asks. By this time your new girlfriend has drained her coca cola. Once again she refuses your offer to buy her a beer so you offer Tequila. “At least it will get her drunk,” you tell yourself. By now your bar bill has already reached 650 baht.
The waitress asks, “Can you buy me drink?”
If you were Japanese, you would be polite
and buy the woman a drink. But you aren’t Japanese, which means you are not entirely stupid when it comes to Walking Street games. You politely refuse which now brings on dirty trick number two.
Another girl joins you and the girl beside you who’s still stroking your dick. “Buy my sister a drink?” the girl asks.
If you were Japanese you’d also buy the second girl a drink just to be polite. For that matter
so would half my American friends just because they are dumb shits.
And you are not. So you tell your girl. “She not your sister. She only your friend.”
“Yes. Very good friend. Same same sister me.”
So you politely decline, telling both girls, “I only buy drink for the girl I’m fucking.”
By this time you can’t keep your eyes off her breasts. And of course she’s noticing this. She responds by drawing your hands to her breasts. Your mouth immediately follows. They are an ample mouthful and have a beautiful pointy taper.
It’s time for another tequila. You order two.
They go down quickly for both of you, in one swallow. It’s time to get busy again with those gorgeous breasts.
The girl suddenly gets up, turns around, and sits on your lap with her face looking away towards the stage. But it’s time to extract still another drink from you. Her hand goes up your shorts. Once again she’s stroking your dick except this time she’s giving you a lap dance with her shapely ass rubbing back and forth across your lap. It feels almost as if you are already fucking her in the rear entry position. But you are in your sixties now. If you were still in your twenties by now you would be coming in your pants.
“This can’t go on forever,” you tell yourself. “It’s time to make a move.
“I pay you 1500 baht for short time,” you tell her.
“No. 2000 baht,” she replies.
If you were Japanese you would immediately agree to the 2000 baht. For that matter if you were Japanese she might ask you for 2500 baht. But you are not Japanese, so you tell her firmly, “I pay 1500 baht for short time.” To which she finally agrees.
It costs you another 800 baht for the bar fine. But the waitress asks you, “Do you want to pay bar short time or long time?” If you were to keep her all night long, the bar fine is 1000 baht. But you are taking her to the short time room just down the street. Your total cost is therefore 2300 baht plus the 1500 baht drink tab you now have to pay. But oh well. Chances are you might be paying that much somewhere else with or without the girl. So the fuck’s going to cost you exactly $65.71 at the exchange rate of 35 baht to the dollar. If you include the drinks it’s $108.57.
But it really costs even more. The short time room costs another 350 baht. Your total price if you include the drinks is $118.57. And just what are you getting for that?
You end up banging her four times.
But it takes you three visits to the short time room to do that. She has the perfect little body. While in the short time room the first time, you get her phone number because you are really intending to make her your Walking Street mistress. But you must admit that it would be all about sex. The first time she’s pretty good, French kissing you in the short time room and she gives you good head.
You try text messaging her a week later, to tell her you are coming again to her go go bar. But she never replies. Which is all too typical of the average good looking Walking street go go girl. You are surprised when you go back into her go go bar, has a drink by your lonesome and then she finally she joins at your table.
But you tell yourself, “Birds in the attic. Nobody at home. Just what the hell can I expect from a Pattaya go go girl?
After banging her the first time, the two of you go back into her go go bar to drink still more tequila together. But your are still very horny and want to do her a second time, but then you to pay for the short time room again and you will have to pay still another 800 baht bar fine. Next time you won’t be making that mistake again.
The next time you go into the go go bar she wants 3000 baht for long time. So you offer her 2000 baht for 2 or 3 hours in the short time room while explaining to her that you aren’t a stupid tourist.
You end up with her in the short time room for around 2 hours. First thing she does as soon as you enter the room is she turns on the t.v. to watch one of those idiotic Thai television stations. But the picture is not very good so she turns off the t.v. and starts sending text messages on her smart phone.
You gently take it away from her. Then you have sex two times. Then it’s back to her bar for a few more tequilas. But there was none of that French kissing like there was that first time, and it isn’t until you go back to her bar and have a few tequilas that she finally starts to relax. But that costs another 50 dollars. It’s far cheaper to just give her Valium.
You do her the last time one week later.
You take a friend along, and he meets a very attractive girl. So the two of you bar fine both girls and wind up banging the girls in short time rooms that are just down the hall from each other. You wind up being completely underwhelmed by the experience.
That’s contestant number one. She’s only about five foot tall and she weighs 40 kilos which is precisely 88 pounds. She’s a spinner but she’s got a perfect little body and you are still in love with those gorgeous breasts of hers. There’s still a chance that you can make her yours. Money after all can do lots of good things for a man. And who knows, once she starts to get to know you a lot better she might really start to like you.
That’s cause you are one self confident mother fucker. On the other hand, you get the feelin that she really would prefer a Thai guy. After all she’s been brainwashed by the system here, and some girls, no matter what a man does, really prefers men with itty bitty 4 inch dicks.
Contestant number two
She’s tall. Her height’s 167 centimeters and she weighs 49 kilos. This makes her five foot six and about 108 pounds. Her body also is just about as perfect as it gets. But when you are holding onto her, it seems like you are completely enveloped. As for her breasts, they are long with succulent nipples. Like the Walking Street girl’s breasts, they are a baby’s delight. But they are bigger and in proportion to her larger body. Unlike a lot of Thai women she has no belly whatsoever.
in the sense that she’s got a tall statuesque body with wonderful proportions. But her breasts are all natural. There’s no silicon which means they taste all so good.
To be fair, You have known her off and on for about two years now. But I’d be with her two or three times, then suddenly she’d disappear, and I wouldn’t see her again for a few months. Her performance had always been first rate. I found her at Red Point so every time I’d walk past Red Point, I’d see whether or not she had returned. I haven’t been with a single Red Point girl since the last time I was with her. This is because I never saw a girl standing in front of the place, that could even begin to match her.
I was on my way to Walking Street to meet several of my friends, and as I oftentimes did I walked down Soi Six on the way down to Beach Road to get on a baht taxi simply to enjoy the scenery and to see which girls I already knew were working tonight. Suddenly I heard my name being called out, and then
she suddenly appeared by my side in the middle of the street.
I had a single drink with her. Only this time I didn’t make the same mistake I had always made before. I got her phone number. And then I went down to Walking Street to join my friends and I ended up banging the go go girl who I had just text messaged.
When I saw her again, it was in a hotel room. I set the whole thing up with her. And unlike the Walking Street go go girl who couldn’t manage to reply to a single text message she were able to work out all the details of the arrangement together. I even managed to buy a few breezers and wine coolers from a 7-11 which I put in the hotel room’s fridge.
We stayed in the room together for several hours, relaxing and talking when we were not having sex. I learned that she had only worked as a sex worker in the Soi Six Bars. Her previous employment history had been at places such as Home Pro and Homart where she had worked as a sales clerk making only 7000 baht per month. That’s just $200 a month, which was not nearly enough to pay the 4000 baht she had to pay for her room, and her daughter from her irresponsible ex Thai husband who had moved onto other women.
She’s the second Soi Six girl I’ve been with who had a normal job history.
I found both girls to be completely different from your typical Pattaya sex worker. For one thing, both of them had learned that they had to actually get up at a reasonable hour in the morning in order to make a living. Both of them had learned that they had to follow the orders of their superiors and to follow company rules. I found it very relaxing to be with the first, just as I would soon be finding it to be very pleasant and relaxing to be with this new girl.
There was none of this, “Buy me drink. Buy drink for sister, buy drink for mamasan, the waitress and the Soi dog lying just outside the go go bar. Both women were an entirely different breed of woman than what is found in the go go’s.
Part of the reason is their age.
The first was 39 years old. The new girl’s 32. Now here’s the thing that is typical of women in their thirties compared to girls in their twenties and even younger. Older women have a sense of their mortality. They know that their shelf life is diminishing and that they don’t have many of their prime years left. So they are much more appreciative of the good things that come their way in life. Especially when it comes to men. Good men that is.
But I digress too much. It’s time to get back to this new woman. Who no doubt no longer sees herself in her prime, but I see as a nearly perfect specimen of feminity. Sex with her is inexplicably torrid. She makes me come three times. She tells me she’s come many times as we lie together calmly drinking our Bacardi breezers. I tell myself that if she hasn’t, she’s done one helluva job acting. But I have to admit that I have a terrific body as an old fart. I believe her. Who wouldn’t want to have a body like mine.
Having sex with her reminds me of the movie, the “Stefford Wives.”
In the movie all the men in a small community form a men’s club. Their wives have become too demanding. And too bossy.
So the men have operations performed on their wives to turn them into robots. The re-engineered wives now dote on their husbands. They clean their houses to perfection. They spend hours each day shopping for food and cooking gourmet meals for their husbands. And they perform great sex on queu. But they have become robots. They no longer have free will. They have each lost the personality that makes each woman unique and special.
This new girl will never become a robot. She will always have a mind, but what separates her from much younger girls, such as contestant number one from the Walking Street go gos is “she has a mind.” And if she’s a brilliant actress when she’s having sex with me, so what! She’s empowering my manhood and that’s what’s important.
She starts calling me every day
after that first time in the hotel room. I get a hard on whenever I think about having sex with her. I have to do it with her again.
But when we do, she tells me she wants to give me a massage. She has me lying on my stomach as she works her hands from my ankles all the way up to my neck. Finally she has me lying on my back as I gaze upwards at her beautiful breasts. I can’t help from wanting to kiss her, which I do, and then I start to suck on her succulent breasts.
But I must leave. I have things to do, but she wants me to stay, so I tell her I will see her soon.
The third time, I spend just forty-five minutes with her in the short time room. She asks me if I want to have a massage. I do, but there’s too little time. I need to be somewhere else. But there’s one thing I forgot to mention about this third time. That is, I met her at 10 a.m. If I had told her I wanted to see her at 9 a.m., I’m sure she would have been there for me at 9 a.m.
Which brings us back to contestant number 1.
The last two times I had sex with her I asked her what time she had gotten up that day. Both times she told me she had gotten herself out of bed at 5 o’clock in the afternoon. Sorry, but I simply do not respect people who sleep in until 5 o’clock in the afternoon. With the exception that is for hard-working people who have to work regular jobs on the night shift. I’ve been with too many Thai women who hibernate for 12 or 14 hours a day. And once back in the U.S. I had a very pretty prostitute stay with me for months on end, and I had to watch her sleep away the afternoons like a lazy cow.
I see visions before me of contestant number 2, going to the Walking Street discos after she finishing her shift trying to pick up one last short time in all those dimly lit rooms full of all those cheap charlies with shit for brains. Perhaps she’s going to those Thai Karoeke bars to be with a lot of Thai men. Many Thai bar girls do, especially young go go girls. It is common for many of them who get paid 2000 baht for short times to pay Thai men for sex in the Karoeke bars. The thought of my having to pay a girl 2000 baht for short time that she will then use to pay a Thai man for sex makes me want to puke.
Do I have any Japanese men reading any of this?
How does it feel paying Walking Street go go girls 3000 or 5000 baht for sex only to have them go out and hire Thai guys to have sex with them on your dime? Hey, you guys in Nippon actually have to work hard for a living. Most of you are very well educated. All your lives you’ve had to work very hard whether it’s going to school to get a superior education, working hard in your jobs, or running the family business. I respect you guys.
But if you think you are gaining face by throwing all your money around in the go go bars, think again. Most of these Walking Street go go girls have Thai boyfriends and I don’t mean the good Thai guys but the lazy kind of men who have no problem living off their girlfriends.
And the winner is
I need to wind this whole thing up. I seriously doubt if contestant number one will ever call me, and even if she did, it wouldn’t really matter. Wouldn’t put it past her to start text messaging her friends on facebook while I’m banging her in the missionary position. But I’m sure looking forward to getting my next massage from contestant number 2. Because not only will I be getting great sex. I will also be having great conversation. And I will be getting a great drinking companion to boot where the beers are just 85 to 90 baht. Obviously a Walking Street Mistress is not in the cards.
Pattaya clip joints are go go bars which relentlessly pressure their customers to buy lady’s drinks at high prices. Over the past few years Pattaya go go bars have entered a downward spiral that offer their customers the worse of all worlds.
First off, there’s the drinking experience itself in which go go dancers descend upon their customer victims like vultures whose single minded goal is to extract as many high priced drinks from each customer victim as possible. Then there’s the sexual experience, which if there is any, is about the highest priced one can find in a city that offers so many better options. Lastly there’s the main reason that attracts so many men to Pattaya in the first place which is to empower one’s manhood. More often than not, the customer feels so taken advantaged of that he feels as if he’s been de-balled.
I want to describe this form of clip joint activity in three steps. 1. How go go bars used to be run in the good old days, 2. How they are run now, and 3. What recently happened to me at a Pattaya Go Go bar that is far from Walking Street and much closer to Sois 7 and Soi 5.
1. The way things used to be in the good old days
A few years ago, when I went to go go bars, the basic concept of ladies drinks was to break the ice between a go go girl whose English skills were usually not very good and prospective customers wishing to buy her out of the bar. Whether in Bangkok or in Pattaya the scenario went like this:
A customer comes into the go go bar. The girls dancing on the stage are all wearing numbers. When the customer is interested in one of the girls he either gets her attention by motioning her to come over and have a drink with him or he tells a waitress or the mamasan to have number 17 (for example) to join him for a drink. The girl soon joins him for a drink. The potential customer will then often negotiate a price with her for either short time or long time. This was usually around 1000 baht although I’ve had a couple go go girls willing to go home with me for 500 baht.
If a waitress or mamasan entered into such discussions at all it was usually to interpret for the customer what the go go girl was telling him or explaining to the go go girl what the customer was saying. Back in those good old days, the waitresses and mamasans would typically leave the negotiated price between the customer and the girl.
This is what we looked forward to in the old days when the promises of the Man Tour experience also applied to the Pattaya go go bars.
Although Pattaya is still probably the best place to be on earth for all those boy-girl adventures we all dream about, most go go bars have become Pattaya clip joints.
2. In the new clip joint era of today
The customer gets absolutely the worse drinking–female companionship type of experience one can possibly imagine. Sadly the go go bars here have become Pattaya clip joints. Thanks to the coyote bar girl epidemic taking over Pattaya go go bars, customers are constantly being pummeled to buy one ladies drink after another at a machine gun pace.
The go go girls typically have 10 day contracts with the go go bars that require the girls to sell at least 50 ladies drinks every 10 days. So here you are in one of the Pattaya clip joints. You are out with several friends wanting to have a relaxing night out on the town. You probably also are wanting to take an attractive girl home with you to empower your manhood. Our tour guide told us was the best thing about Thai women when I first visited Thailand with the Man Tour was that Thai women empowered a man’s manhood.
But that was 12 years ago.
Today in most of Pattaya’s go go bars the customer winds up having his manhood dismembered. He winds up feeling humiliated while his wallet has a deep hole in it.
Here’s what happens. Especially if he’s assessed by the mamasan or go go dancers as being new to the go go scene. The first girl descends on him like a bird of prey. What happens next is that either the girl, waitress, or mamasan immediately asks him to buy a ladies drink. This is typically synthetic orange juice. Since there’s no alcohol in it the girl can easily consume practically unlimited quantities of such cheap stuff at 140 baht or more a pop. The next step is for the mamasan or waitress to ask the victim for a ladies drink also. Chances are the customer has ordered a beer for himself at say 140 baht so when he buys the waitress and the bar girl one ladies drink each he’s out 420 baht already.
At this point he’s only five minutes into this ball game.
So what happens next?
The go go girl’s sister makes an immediate appearance. The go go girl now asks him: “Buy drink for sister me?” Chances are the go go girl’s English is absolutely dreadful so if you think you are going to get any fun filled dialogue out of these girls, forget it. So you buy the sister (who 90 percent of the time is not the girl’s sister) an orange juice looking ladies drink. You are now out nearly 600 baht.
The object of your fond desires now asks you for a second ladies drink. If you politely refuse she will most likely leave you within the next 10 minutes so to keep the ball game in play you comply hoping you are going to have sex with her later on. By this time you are buying yourself a second beer or a Tequila.
Within the first 20 minutes your bar bill is over 1000 baht. For this kind of money you could already be banging a Soi Six girl, but never mind. If you are onto the fact that this is their ball game and not yours, you indicate to the girl, waitress or mamasan that you want to make boom boom with the girl.
Now comes the bad news.
It’s before midnight. The go go bar wants the girl to get even more ladies drinks out of suckers like you. So her bar fine is 1500 baht. You are also informed that you must pay at least 2000 baht just to short time the girl. You can wait for midnight to come of course and then you will be getting this magnificent deal of getting to bar fine this vulture for just 1000 baht.
But if you stay at this go go bar until midnight chances are you will be paying a lot more than the 500 baht you would be saving by going after the cheaper bar fine. Say you go for it and decide to bar fine her straight off.
Let’s see. You’ve probably already run a drink tab of at least 1000 baht. You wind up having to pay a 2000 tip to the girl for sex and you get to pay the bar a 1500 baht bar fine. So you wind up paying 4500 baht for just one hour of sex and you might just have to pay at least 300 baht for a short time room on top of all that. Your total price for having sex with this women amounts to 4800 baht which comes out to about $140.00 in American money.
And if this is not bad enough, she now either can go back to the go go bar to find another sucker like you or she will go back to celebrate with her Thai boyfriend. And trust me, over 90 % of all Pattaya go go girls have Thai boyfriends.
3. In the go go bar that’s between Soi 5 and Soi 7.
You can take the girls to an upstairs room for 500 baht here. So the convenience here is much better than it is down on Walking Street. There’s also no bar fine per se. Which is a big plus.
Over one year ago I banged my first and only go go girl from this particular establishment. The girl asked 1000 baht for short time sex. But when I pointed out to her that the price of the room was 200 baht too high compared to the competition I got her to ask me just 800 baht for her tip.
But a few months after that I heard that this go go bar was charging 1500 baht for bar fines. So I later asked the go go bar owner what the club’s policy was on bar fines and what I must pay to have sex with the girls. I understood the man to tell me that customers had to pay 500 baht to use the upstairs rooms, but as for what the go go girls got for their “tips” this was a matter that was strictly between them and their customers. So–if a girl was happy with getting 1000 baht from me such as the girl I had taken upstairs before, that was fine with this go go bar owner.
Several weeks later, I had one of the girls drinking with me.
I offered her 1000 baht to have sex with her. And if she didn’t speak English well enough to understand me, I made it very clear that I’d be paying the bar 500 baht for the room upstairs and 1000 baht to her by making repeated hand signals and gestures towards her and the upstairs. She agreed to my offer so I told the mamasan that I was paying my bill and bar fining the girl. The mamasan then presented me a bill that included the girl’s tip at 2000 baht.
“No, No, No.” I told the mamasan. “I pay the girl. We already decide on my tip for boom boom.” This is unacceptable to the mamasan who insists that I must pay the bar instead of the girl for sex. So I tell the mamasan, “Big boss tell me that I pay tip to the girl. Girl and I already decide how much I must pay her. Let me speak to the owner.”
“Owner not here now,” the mamasan tells me. You pay this much, which she’s showing me on my bin.” “Okay. Not take lady,” I tell the mamasan. I pay only my bin for drinks (which is about 1000 baht). I end up settling my bar bill of 1000 baht and promptly leave the place.
Two weeks later. There’s a shapely go go girl I’m attracted to
who’s nearly five feet eight inches tall. I’m pretty hot on her. She’s sat with me a couple of times before.
Only a few days ago, I had talked to the bar owner again–this time about the incident where a mamasan horned in on my 1000 baht arrangement with one of his girls. “Oh, we have a 1500 baht minimum” he told me. This is because when a girl charges less for her tip the other girls get angry with her. So to eliminate this problem all the girls must now charge at least 1500 baht.
I want the tall girl so I’ve made up my mind that I will tip her 1500 baht.
As soon as I enter the go go bar another girl takes me inside and she’s very pretty. But about the time the girl sits next to me, the tall girl comes up to us. I tell the new girl “I love her too much,” while pointing at the 172 centimeter tall girl. The new girl immediately backs off which leaves me with the object of my fondest desires. Billy Bob’s with me also and I’ve already told him, “I got a bad feeling about this one. I will pay her 1500 baht and not one baht more. I think this is just another one of Pattaya clip joints. Just like the ones on Walking Street.
Right off the girl asks me to buy her a tequila and an orange.
“What?” I ask her. You want two drinks? One orange and one tequila?
“No. Together,” she tells me.
I’m totally confused. Is she having a little orange mixed with her tequila?” I ask myself. “Because surely she’s not so greedy as to ask me to pay for two drinks at the same time.
This place is certainly starting to smell like all those other Pattaya clip joints ”
But I’m wrong. She’s that greedy. I order for myself a bottle of beer. My bar bill’s already 441 baht. I gotta get busy.
“You must sell 50 drinks in 10 days,” I ask her.
“Bingo.” Now I’m 100 percent certain that this is just another example of the Pattaya clip joints that is ruining this city. I got a coyote bar girl in my lap now,” I tell myself. “The number one species of vultures of all vultures here in Pattaya. That explains this place now.”
“So, if I buy you one ladies drink for 140 baht you keep the entire 140 baht?” I ask her.
“No. I sell 51 drinks then I get blah blah blah blah.”
I”m totally confused now. And I really don’t care. She’s a vulture and that’s all there is to it.
“I want another drink”
“Not yet. I want boom boom you. I give you 1500 baht short time. Okay?
“I want 2000 baht.”
“1500 baht. Okay.”
“Other men in bar are tourists. Me same same khun Thai. I get discount so I pay you 1500 baht.”
I now pull out my wallet and show her my Thai driver’s license.
“See, khun Thai. Not tourist.”
By now the waitress arrives to charge me for my drinks and bar fine. The waitress tells me, “You must pay her 2000 baht.”
“If she agrees with me for 1500 baht this is okay with Big Boss I tell the waitress. And this time the owner is there right across the room from us. I mention his name to the waitress.
“He not big boss,” the waitress tells me.
“Well who is?” I tell myself. Certainly not his Thai girlfriend. It is this falang who is paying the bills and not his destitute Thai girlfriend. But so it is with most of these Thais. Falang only must pay money. He have no rights. Dog is more important than him.”
The deal is off. This one’s a greedy bitch.
Her ordering two drinks at the same time proves it. Would she have gone upstairs with me for 1500 baht had the waitress not interfered? Who knows. Call it 50-50. I tell the girl that I will be boom booming someone else within the next hour or so and that I will be paying the girl just 1000 baht.
She says: “You angry with me?”
“No,” I tell her. “Not angry. You very pretty lady but I never even pay as much as 1500 baht. I not same same as other customers in this bar”
So I leave and Billy Bobs still with me. Except I forgot to mention something. I’ve just done a huge favor for Billy Bob and he’s so happy that he’s already offered to pay for my boom boom with the tall lady. I had told Billy Bob that I would accept his offer but that I’d never pay the tall go go girl 2000 baht. Billy Bob then said it didn’t matter. He’d gladly pay 2000 baht for my boom boom. Or even more.
But I gots my pride. Billy Bob and I move onto another bar. It’s on Soi Six.
A pretty girl greets me at the bar entrance.
She’s short whereas the go go girl was very tall for a Thai woman at just under five foot eight. This one’s barely over my waist. But she’s cute, and already she’s cuddling up next to me. Right off she gets me a beer and doesn’t even ask me for anything for herself. Within five minutes she’s massaging my dick and here she hasn’t even asked me for a drink.
I get her a drink. Because she deserves one. Plus, I will probably be boom booming her pretty soon so I want her to have enough alcohol in her so that she really feels like empowering my manhood. We have a couple drinks together while I’m getting this wonderful massage right where it counts, plus she’s kissing me all over my face. But such is life n the promised land. This place is certainly not one of those infamous Pattaya clip joints
I take her upstairs, but
so far I’ve only had to pay the 300 baht room charge that goes to the bar plus the drinks.
She’s happy with my promise to pay her 1000 baht. She takes a shower in the room, then I take a shower. When I come out of the shower she’s already lying in the bed with her legs wide open inviting me in.
When we finally go back downstairs together Billy Bob’s still sitting where we had left him.
“Been waiting for long?” I ask Billy Bob.
“Only an hour and fifteen minutes,” he replies.
“You gotta be shitting me.”
“No. It might have even been longer.”
“We must have tried just about every position, and not just once but twice. And you know what, Billy Bob? I was thinking you the entire time. This means so much to me your paying for this fuck. I will treasure this moment for the rest of my life.”
That last example of the go go epidemic of Pattaya clip joints ripped me off for the last time.
I’d rather go to a beer bar every time. Even if the girls are butt ugly,
they are happy just to have me get them just one drink. And oftentimes they are massaging my back or legs while we are drinking together. Drinks are typically 90 baht. I even know of one beer bar where the gin and tonics are just 60 baht.
And as for the Soi Six bars? Most of them ask about 90 baht for a bottle of beer. And you aren’t getting high pressured to buy girls all those drinks. The goal of most of the girls on Soi Six is to convince you to take them upstairs as soon as they can get you in the mood. And once they do get you up there, their next goal is to make you so happy that you will be coming back to them again and again.
So my advice to all of you reading these words of advice is to leave all the go go bars alone. With the possible exception that is when go go bar 1. Does not persistently hound you with all those coyote girl vultures and 2. Leaves it entirely between you and the girl what you agree on for her tip if you short time or long time her.
The Sequel to the go go bar between Sois 5 and 7
If one calls me a cheap charlie for tipping the first girl just 800 baht over a year ago, I have this to say. First…..After boom booming her several weeks later I sat at the bar alone where she joined me. I bought her a couple of drinks. Then I told her I was heading out to Walking Street. But she sat there in my arms, happy to be having a drink or two and in my company. Then she disappeared.
Later when I was carousing with Billy Bob on Walking Street a wholesome looking girl yelled out my name
in the middle of Walking Street. So I walked back to her. The girl asks me to join her at a new go go in Walking Street she had just started working for. She looked very familiar to me, and she was just, nice. Not at all like most go go girls.
I told her I’d see her soon and then Billy Bob and I went into Super Girls. I had just one beer there as I pondered where I had known the mystery girl from. And then it dawned on me. She was the go go girl I had once boom boomed on Soi 6 for 800 baht. After having just one beer at Super Girls I went joined my friend at the new go go bar where we had a few drinks together.
She was having a birthday party the next week and I promised to visit her on her birthday. But when I went the next week, I never saw her at the bar. She was nice. Very nice. But when I asked her about why she had stopped working at the go go bar where I had boom boomed her she told me that she didn’t like the bar owner. This girl was about as straight a girl as you will find in a go go bar. So I figured she didn’t like working in the Pattaya clip joints
We now go back to only a couple of weeks ago.
The tall girl had a sister working with her at her go go, which was complete bullshit I think. Anyways, we were all in that place together and two girls were sitting with Billy Bob and me. I had way too much tequila that night and so had the girl who was sitting with me.
We were all sittin in front of this long stage where several girls were dancing in front of the long couch we were all sitting on. The sister got so drunk on tequila that she kept pulling my dick out of my shorts and showing it off to the girls dancing in front of us. But when I offered to take the girl upstairs, she refused.
In fact she didn’t even offer me a price. Not 1000 baht. Not 2000 baht or even 5000 baht. She only told me that she hated the mamasan. So she and the girl sitting with Billy Bob started talking up a party to be held in my condo building. They were from Sattahip or Ban Serai. I figured this wasn’t going to be happening because it was a long say from Sattahip and my condo.
But brother, was I wrong.
Three times those two girls came to my condo building looking for me.
And I can guarantee I’d be boom booming the girl who had kept playing with my dick for 1000 baht. And not just for short time. I mean long time. Anyways I don’t go around bringing just any girl up to my condo. That’s my private castle. So I wound up giving the entire thing a pass. And now I think both girls are over working upstairs at the Windmill down on Walking Street.
I have never seen a customer ever take a girl upstairs in that go go girl those girls used to work for. Not since I took that girl up there for 800 baht over a year ago. The place is a one of many go go Pattaya clip joints. And the smarter and more honorable girls know it. They aren’t likely to be staying there for very long.