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\u201cI must have 30,000 baht a month to leave Pattaya Go Go Bar,\u00a0 I have 2 children. Pretty cheap,” the pretty toilet girl of Pattaya said as she lay next to me.<\/p>\n

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I do not take pictures in the go go bars. This was the exception. At first I wanted to show off how my friends and I drink. Happy Hour goes from 8:30 to 10:30 in this go go. I usually get gin and tonics and get the two for one special, which costs me 75 baht each. (about $2.00). But like my pal in this picture, I might line up as many as six gin and tonics. I asked the manager’s permission if I could take a shot just of my pal and his drinks and the manager came over and watched me take the pictures. Then he said, “What the hell. Go ahead and take the pictures of the girls with your friend. \u00a0Lesson to be learned here, there’s only one thing better than having one \u00a0girl of Pattaya and that’s having two girls of Pattaya.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I had just paid her 1000 baht bar fine, plus another 350 baht for the short time room, and I was going to pay her 2000 baht more just for the short time. But I just had to have her.<\/p>\n

She was the girl I had met in the toilet at a go go bar that was charging me 140 baht for a bottle of beer.<\/h3>\n

I\u2019m smart enough not to be paying so much money just for sex, but I just knew that tonight the sex would be otherworldly. But to all of you who are reading my lines of wisdom, don\u2019t do what I\u2019m doing. I just got that itch that must be satisfied and since I\u2019m playing Clark Kent and Superman, I\u2019m taking the expensive option out.<\/p>\n

In my 20th floor ocean front condo, I\u2019m Clark Kent. The entire Thai staff knows me. During the last several years I haven\u2019t brought many girls back to my condo. Here, on my home turf I play it pretty professional and straight and narrow with hardly anyone knowing my true identity.<\/p>\n

This is my true self, as Uncle Bufford\u2013as superman whose main goal is to sample as many women as possible so that I can get to the bottom of this sex thing that makes the world go round and round.<\/h3>\n

But my condo is my home, and I don\u2019t need to have all these bar girls clamoring at my door wanting to get a piece of me. Here I am shy retiring Clark Kent, the nice guy who spends a lot of time reading books and concentrating on computers and the internet.<\/p>\n

Here in this short time room, I don\u2019t have any alcohol and I don\u2019t have any music either. I wish I had this beautiful girl of Pattaya \u00a0lying next to me back at my condo so that we can have all the time in the world together, relaxing over drinks out on my balcony with the superlative view of the Gulf of Thailand before us. But she\u2019d probably like that too much and then she\u2019d try to keep coming back for more. But that\u2019s a future problem that will never exist because I\u2019m just not going to be letting it happen.<\/p>\n

This girl of Pattaya and I haven\u2019t had sex yet. We are just lying together in each other arms doing a little kissing and talking. She\u2019s only 23.<\/h3>\n

For a lot of guys she\u2019s probably just too skinny. Why she has hardly any tits at all and she has a narrow ass I can just about cover with one hand. But her face, her eyes, her smile is just so ungodly sexy. She\u2019s all personality which is just how I found her the first night we met in the toilet.<\/p>\n

That first night I came into the go go bar there were a lot of very sexy girls dancing on the club\u2019s long stage, but most of them were watching themselves in the mirror, hardly paying attention to the customers in the club. Except for the fact that I had to go to the toilet in the worse way I was getting pretty bored with everything. That\u2019s when I said to Billy Bob sitting next to me,<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ve gotta take a piss, Billy Bob. Maybe tonight I\u2019ll get lucky in the toilet here and a lady boy will start grabbing onto my dick trying to help me out.\u201d<\/h3>\n

Well, there waszn\u2019t a single lady boy in the place. And since this was my first time in this here go-go bar I had no idea what the toilet was like anyways. But when I first come into that toilet I sure got surprised because there must have been about three ladies in there with me. One of them had just gone into the stall to take a dump, and with the other stall taken also I had no choice other than to stand up against a urinal like a man and try to piss while people were watching me.<\/p>\n

Soon as I started trying to take that piss this cute looking girl of Pattaya comes up to me and asks, \u201cCan I watch?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSure you can,\u201d I replied. \u201cJust don\u2019t look at my dick.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy not look at dick. Dick you no good?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMaybe too small,\u201d I answered back. \u201cGirl of Pattaya, \u00a0Can you help me pee pee?\u201d I added. I cannot. Not when people look at me.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI help you,\u201d the girl of Pattaya said to me as she started to massage my shoulders.\u201d<\/p>\n

There was still another girl of Pattaya in the toilet behind us watching and another girl was looking inside the toilets open door watching the girl massaging my shoulders.<\/h3>\n

\u201cI think I\u2019ll be here for a long time,\u201d I called out to them all. I always have problems when I go pee pee.\u201d<\/p>\n

Then the girl reached down and started to fondle my dick, which started to get a little hard. I\u2019ll never be able to piss now, I told myself. Which of course I couldn\u2019t. Ten minutes passed before I finally gave up and took the girl back to my table. I bought her a Tequila, and then when she finished it I bought her a second Tequila.<\/p>\n

By this time she was sprawled out all over me, kissing me.<\/p>\n

\u201cBoy is she hot\u201d, said Billy Bob who was still sitting next to us. He felt her stomach and asked her, \u201cDo you have any kids?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI have two children,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou have no fat on your stomach whatsoever,\u201d Billy Bob commented. \u201cI can\u2019t believe that you actually have two children.\u201d Then he felt her ass and exclaimed, \u201cWhat a beautiful ass. It is so narrow and so firm that I can only get one hand across it.\u201d<\/p>\n

By the time this girl of Pattaya was finishing her third tequila I really wanted her. I could feel her skin start crawling into mine.<\/h3>\n

She had long hair billowing around my face as she unbuttoned my shirt and slid her hands across my chest. \u201cI want another Tequila,\u201d she demanded.<\/p>\n

Which is all I needed, I told myself. Too many times I had girls get sick by the time the fourth tequila arrived and I doubt if this girl weighed even ninety pounds. It was also getting late and I wanted to go home.<\/p>\n

\u201cI gotta go,\u201d I told her.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhere?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBack to my condo.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cCan you give me tip first?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cLet\u2019s go back into the toilet together one more time,\u201d I insisted, \u201cand in the toilet we can discuss your tip.\u201d<\/h3>\n

She didn\u2019t hesitate one second and followed me into the toilet as I opened the door to a stall. She followed me in and then I locked the door behind us. I whipped out my dick, and then she took it into her hands. I really wanted to piss. But I waited for her next move instead.<\/p>\n

\u201cDo you have a condom?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo. Do you have a condom?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cJust keep feeling my dick,\u201d I replied. You will think of something.\u201d<\/p>\n

And then I waited for her to start giving me a blowjob.<\/p>\n

But she didn\u2019t. I could have insisted. O pulled her face down on top of my dick, but I am too much of a gentleman for that. I gave her two hundred baht instead, for all the personal attention she had been giving me for the past couple of hours. We went back to our table where I settled my bill and then I left. But for the next several days I couldn\u2019t keep her out of my mind.<\/p>\n

So I went back. And I didn\u2019t even call my friends first to find out which Walking Street Go Go bar they were in.<\/p>\n

I had one thing in mind, and that was this girl of Pattaya, and certainly not my friends.<\/h3>\n

That could wait until later. I\u2019d just call them while I was waiting for the waitress to bring me my first beer. But as soon as I went into the place and started to walk past the go go girls dancing along that stage, I saw her sitting next to a Japanese staring right at me. She smiled, waved, and then she pointed further down the bar where I found Billy Bob drinking with two other friends. There was no place to sit near them as a fourth man sat off to their immediate right and just to this man\u2019s right was a hot tub that was occupied by a very naked attractive woman throwing soap suds against her breasts. The waitresses quickly found a small stool and placed it in front of the fourth man and the hot tub girl.<\/p>\n

The man sitting directly in front of me, introduced himself, and after a few words of conversation I turned my back to everyone and started watching the naked woman in the hot tub.<\/p>\n

From this position I could also watch my \u201c favorite toilet girl\u201d who was still sitting next to the Japanese.<\/h3>\n

Surprisingly she kept looking my way scarcely paying any attention to her customer. Then she started to rub her eyes in a pantomime of crying her eyes out.<\/p>\n

\u201cYeah, Yeah, Yeah,\u201d I said to my friends as I turned around to look them all in their faces. \u201cThey all do that, as if none of us have never seen it before. She is acting as if she\u2019d really rather be with me, but then he will pay her bar fine and off she will go with him hoping that I will come back to claim her on some other night.\u201d<\/p>\n

Fifteen more minutes passed while I alternated between looking directly at my friends and turning around to watch the girl in the hot tub and the girls dancing on the stage. \u201cI will take another girl in this club,\u201d I reasoned with myself. \u201cThere are a lot of good lookers in here.\u201d<\/p>\n

But my girl, my toilet girl queen, kept on focusing on me, watching me, then she\u2019d turn around to face her customer, and then a few seconds she would turn around once again to look at me.<\/h3>\n

Suddenly the Japanese stood up and started settling his bill with one of the waitresses. I still thought he was barfining the girl, but after a few moments he walked out of the club, alone.<\/p>\n

As soon as he was out the door she was standing next to me, but there was no place for her to sit. Then I noticed two empty seats across the stage from where my friends were all sitting so I took the cup containing my bar bill to the little table and sat down with her a good twenty feet away from my pals.<\/p>\n

Before our first drink even arrived she was already feeling my dick. From the time she sat down with me I don\u2019t think she left it alone for more than several minutes.<\/h3>\n

A few minutes later Billy Bob and our other two friends came over to announce that they were going over to another go go bar. I told them I was not moving one inch.<\/p>\n

A few minutes later I barfined her and then we went to the short time room together. But once we were in the room she told me those words I never wanted to hear. \u201cI have no condom.\u201d And neither did I. So it was oral sex all the way. Which leads us to tonight.<\/p>\n

Once again I found her in the bar, or shall I say, she found me. The little service girl has a fixation on me for some reason. She comes over to me as soon as the hostess seats me. In moments she\u2019s standing just a foot away from me. She will remain in this basic position for 60 percent of the time I\u2019m in the place.\u00a0 It takes only\u00a0 three minutes for my favorite girl of Pattaya to find me at my table.<\/p>\n

She takes a seat close to me within an area that cannot begin to seat a fat assed Western woman.<\/h3>\n

Within the next five minutes I have three\u00a0 pretty ladies around me. The third girl is a woman my toilet lady claims is her sister, which is probably not true at all. I get myself a beer from the waitress and a tequila and coke for my girl. From that point on all three of them are relentless in their attempts to suck me out of as many drinks as possible.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe two sisters\u201d are coyote dancers who are typically hired for ten day shifts<\/a>. They work for a company rather than a club.\u00a0Bar fines for such coyote girls are way too high, typically between 1000 and 1500 baht. Each girl gets a high salary from the company. But the go go bar owner doesn\u2019t have to work very hard at all to get a stable of good looking Thai women working as go go dancers for him. The company does all the work for him.<\/p>\n

Because their salaries are so high, the company employing the coyote dancers must reclaim a lot of that expense in the form of drink sales and bar fines which used to run 600 baht on the average but which are now running about double that. The three women have no choice.\u00a0They each have a quota on how many drinks each girl must sell a month. But I\u2019m onto their game and I have a pat answer for all three of them.<\/p>\n

\u201cI only buy drinks for the girl I\u2019m fucking,\u201d I tell them all, and tonight I\u2019m only fucking our toilet queen here because I\u2019m not enough man to be fucking all three of you.\u201d<\/h3>\n

It works. Both the waitress and the \u201csister\u201d keep hanging around me, drinks or no drinks. \u00a0It isn\u2019t long before I\u2019m heading to the short time room with the sole object of my lust.<\/p>\n

The sex is great. I feel every inch of her from three different sexual positions. Nearly two hours will go by before we leave the short time room. I swear I get a lot better penetration from very slender women. They just melt into my body. And this girl of Pattaya is just as much into me as I\u2019m into her. Which is about as deep as it gets.\u00a0 This Walking Street toilet girl of Pattaya just might amount to one of my greatest finds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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