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Two men were responsible for the three point plan, the perfect fool proof blueprint for winning the battle of the sexes, Saint Perrier and my Father.<\/p>\n

\"Pattaya<\/a>
Oil massages are perfect for the man not wanting a personal relationship<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

When Saint Perrier started giving me lessons on how to apply the three point plan, I was teaching school in Saint Louis.<\/h3>\n

Saint Perrier became my only friend on the High School teaching staff. A black Afro American, Saint Perrier taught biology while I was teaching History and English. No fool, Saint Perrier, had developed the perfect concept on the planet for dealing with women–his three point plan which bore his personal guarantee for a lifetime of successful relationships with women.<\/p>\n

\u201cFirst, you gotta have a front program,\u201d Saint Perrier said in a calm voice. \u201cNow, your front can be your wife or your steady girlfriend. She\u2019s the woman you can show off to all your friends, to your mother, and the entire community you are living in . She\u2019s gotta be good looking, well dressed, well-spoken, and have good manners. Just think of her as always wearing a white dress.\u201d<\/p>\n

Saint Perrier\u2019s voice became agitated. His eyes glistened with excitement. \u201cThen comes your sneak program.<\/h3>\n

Now this is the woman you keep in the closet. The last thing you want to do is to show her off to your family, and your wife or girlfriend can never know you have a sneak. You might not even want to have your friends ever see her. She can be good looking, and then again, she might not be. The main thing is whenever you fuck her you have a jiggerhouse fuck.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat on earth is a jiggerhouse fuck?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, it\u2019s a wild motherfucking anything goes fuck,\u201d Saint Perrier replied loudly, his face feverish with excitement.<\/p>\n

\u201cNow where are the best places I can find a sneak?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh anywhere. She can be a prostitute or someone you just met in a bar. She can even be your best friend\u2019s wife, but if she is, you had better really keep her in the closet and never let her out. The thing is, you can have as many sneaks as you want. There is no limit to the number of women you keep around just for fucking\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat sounds interesting,\u201c I replied.<\/p>\n

\u201cThen there\u2019s the third aspect\u00a0of the three point plan,\u201d Saint Perrier said in a calmer voice, and that\u2019s the homestead program.\u201d<\/h3>\n

\u201cSo what\u2019s that.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYour homestead is a woman who\u2019s a number one friend. You confide in her about your front and your sneaks. If a button falls off your shirt, she sews it back on for you. When you visit her she makes a pot of coffee and you don’t even have to ask her. Maybe you are fucking her, but that\u2019s not important, and chances are that you aren\u2019t taking her to bed.\u201d<\/p>\n

It all sounded wonderful to me, but I must continue on to why having a three point plan for women is so important. My father explained it to me, and I never forgot either what he or Saint Perrier said.<\/p>\n

Lessons from my father about the three point plan<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\u201cIf you have only \u00a0one woman, you fall into a trap,\u201d my father told me. “If there ever was a God, he created us to fall into the monogamy trap. You see, women like that because it gives them security but it\u2019s no good for the man. If he becomes accustomed to having sex with just one woman, he starts to feel that she\u2019s irreplaceable. He will probably wind up marrying her and having children, and then he\u2019s really screwed. \u00a0Son, do you really want to get married and have to spend the rest of your life with only one woman?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, I don\u2019t know, Dad. What\u2019s wrong with that?<\/p>\n

\u201cFor one thing, she\u2019s probably going to get fat on you. And after you are with her for a year or more, she starts to take advantage of you. That\u2019s because \u00a0have a boring routine. But at the very beginning of the relationship you were getting brainwashed into believing:\u00a0\u00a0 No one else feels like her;<\/em> and no one else is going to feel so good in the sack.\u00a0 But after a year you are so used to each other that both of you get into a big rut.\u201d<\/p>\n

“So who’s the brain washer?”<\/p>\n

“God. \u00a0He’s the villain here. \u00a0He wants you to settle down, \u00a0have a family, and make little babies to carry on the human species.<\/h3>\n

But as far as He’s concerned, we are all likes insects, copulating, \u00a0and \u00a0breeding, just to keep reproducing human spawn. \u00a0\u00a0He doesn’t care about you.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell Dad, I think you have convinced me. \u00a0I’ll ever get married.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGod, if there is a god, intended us to fall for just one woman, and that\u2019s because he wants us to have children. So if you are going out with several women at the same time, you start to like one better than all the rest and you start going with only her. The key is to always have at least three women in your life.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat sounds like a lot of work.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSure it is but it keeps you from falling into God’s\u00a0trap. So you can never start liking one woman too much more than the others.<\/h3>\n

So if that starts to happen you must start replacing the women who you have become bored with. That way you can have and keep having great sex for the rest of your life without becoming tied down.\u201d<\/p>\n

My neighbor in Pattaya\u00a0 has the perfect three point plan<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I never thought my neighbor living next door to me in Pattaya is very smart, but now I\u2019ve changed my mind. He\u2019s got a girlfriend from Vietnam. She has a very white complexion, and if she dyes her hair a light brown you might even think she\u2019s a girl from Europe or South American who\u2019s moved to America. Her English is far better than most Thais and she\u2019s really cute. So far he hasn\u2019t moved her to Thailand from Vietnam so she\u2019s only visiting him every three months or so and she never stays for more than two weeks. So he thinks about her a lot of the time, about how pretty she is, and how cute all his friends find her.<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s his front program. She\u2019s speaks softly and she’s polite.<\/p>\n

Then there\u2019s his sneak program. Once in awhile he will pay a big bar fine for a Pattaya go go girl, but usually he\u2019s after massage girls.<\/h3>\n

Now the problem with most Pattaya massage girls is that most of them are butt ugly. The reason for this is that a woman has to work very hard to give a one hour Thai massage–if she\u2019s giving a good massage that is. \u00a0 And, pretty girls have a lot better things to do than to work hard. \u00a0But, a lot of girls offer oil massages with the object being to ejaculate the customer by hand. It doesn\u2019t take much work. Because of the oil the massage girl doesn’t \u00a0work hard to get the job done.<\/p>\n

As for\u00a0 my neighbor, he has all the time in the world for\u00a0constantly driving around on his motorbike looking \u00a0all over Pattaya for the prettiest massage girls. I don\u2019t go looking for them because there simply aren\u2019t that many pretty ones around here and I don\u2019t have the time to always be about looking for them down in South Pattaya where most of the girls with their oily semen soaked \u00a0hands ply their trade.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve seen my neighbor bring some really pretty massage girls to his condo. \u00a0I\u2019m amazed \u00a0how he finds them.<\/h3>\n

But it\u2019s his homestead program that amuses me the most. It\u2019s the girl who works in our condo office, and I\u2019m sure that she will want to deny any personal involvement with my neighbor. But like him or not, she\u2019s sticks to him like glue. She works for we condo owners so whenever he comes into our condo office she must accommodate him because it\u2019s her job to take care of all the condo customers.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ve been down in the condo office talking to her, when my neighbor suddenly walks in to show her pictures on his cell phone of his latest bar girl and massage girl sex partners.\u201d Then out it comes, \u201cWhich one should I like best?” \u00a0or \u201cWhich one is the cutest”. \u00a0And \u201cWhat should I do now that this one\u2019s told me she has another boyfriend?\u201d Now our office girl can really care less. \u00a0But she has to put up with him.<\/p>\n

But it gets worse. You see, my neighbor is really cheap.<\/h3>\n

So he will come down to our condo office to ask the office girl, \u201cMy printer has run out of paper. Can you give me some?\u201d Or, \u201cmy ink pen\u2019s run out of ink. Can I borrow one from the office?\u201d Another example is, \u201cI don\u2019t have a hammer. Can you have our maintenance man put up a picture for me?\u201d And, \u201cI don\u2019t have a fan in my toilet. Do you have a small fan you can lend me?\u201d<\/p>\n

His requests are endless, and I think part of the reason he keeps going down to our condo office is that he finds Pooey to be pretty attractive. And unlike all the massage girls and bar girls he keeps bringing home with him, she\u2019s got a really good mind, and a good sense of humor. (I mean you gotta to be putting up with him). Her English is good and she\u2019s usually very logical, and\u00a0in Thailand\u00a0this is a quality that\u2019s in very short supply.<\/p>\n

So the other day I went down to talk to Pooey and I told her, \u201cYou know,<\/p>\n

my neighbor has the perfect womanizing program–The Three Point Plan. He\u2019s got all those massage girls for sex and he\u00a0has\u00a0the Vietnamese girlfriend to show off to his family and friends,<\/h3>\n

and then he has you, Pooey for his homestead plan. He asks you your advice on even how to put on his shoes, and he keeps asking you to lend him things from our condo office. I think he really likes you. He might even be in love with you.\u201d<\/p>\n

Daggers started to jump out of her eyes at me as she told me, \u201cI could kill you Jack.\u201d<\/p>\n

To read more about how the three point plan works check out my novel Death on the Wild Side<\/span> at Amazon.com<\/a><\/p>\n

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