{"id":1774,"date":"2016-03-02T14:06:49","date_gmt":"2016-03-02T07:06:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/?p=1774"},"modified":"2025-01-18T16:21:18","modified_gmt":"2025-01-18T09:21:18","slug":"bang-ladyboy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/2016\/03\/02\/bang-ladyboy\/","title":{"rendered":"Bang ladyboy or not. That is number one Soi Six Question"},"content":{"rendered":"

I didn’t know if I wanted to bang ladyboy<\/a> \u00a0or not. \u00a0I love having sex on Soi Six, but tonight.<\/p>\n

\"Should
Should I bang ladyboy or not?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Meeting the Soi Six ladyboy was unplanned.<\/h3>\n

I had two favorite girls at Goodfellows on Pattaya Soi Six. \u00a0Neither were there. \u00a0I might have gone straight to Walking Street to meet my friends, and hopefully one of the sexiest\u00a0Pattaya bar girls I had seen all year. \u00a0I had promised my friends I’d meet them at 9 on Walking Street. \u00a0As for the girl, I had met her\u00a0last week at the Crazy House go go bar. \u00a0She was a tall twenty-four year old. \u00a0172 centimeters tall without heels. That\u2019s five foot eight which is VERY TALL for a Thai woman.<\/p>\n

God knows, I had enough\u00a0Tequila\u00a0that night and I had bought enough Tequilas for her to nearly denude my wallet. She had spotted me from the stage, and when my eyes had met hers, I knew I was dead meat. She\u2019d be over to my table as soon as she was let off the stage. I dimly remember that her body was close to being perfect, which is unusual for tall girls. And she had snuggled next to me for more than two hours, as we kissed each other, and drank our drinks, But that was last week. I figured only fifty fifty odds she\u2019d be there tonight.<\/p>\n

When the girls at Goodfellows told me my two favorites weren\u2019t there,<\/p>\n

I did an immediate about face and started down Soi Six towards Beach Road.<\/h3>\n

But I got only two bars down when I saw a pretty girl with a willowy body standing just outside her bar. The good thing was, I had never encountered the girl before, which means she was a clean slate that I knew nothing about. She could be my next adventure. But also a complete write. It could go either way. With just one hour before I had to meet my friends at Crazy House, there was no time to waste. It took all of two seconds for the words, \u201cWant me to buy you drink?\u201d came out of my mouth.<\/p>\n

\"Ladyboy
Would you do her, not not? Big Tom and I did a topless photo shoot of the ladyboy a few years ago. If you are honest with yourselves you would probably say, “Yes”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Two minutes later, she was fetching our drinks after she asked me for a vodka tonic, which is something a man would order and not likely to be a favorite of the ladies. Since the last time I had been in this bar, I had been drinking with a ladyboy, so the omens were not good. By the time I had finished half my second beer we were holding hands. That\u2019s when she told me, \u201cI\u2019m a ladyboy.\u201d Strangely enough, that didn\u2019t bother me. I had been with several lady boys before, including that last one at the bar we were in. That lady boy had told me that she had been cut, and an artificial vagina had been installed to replace her severed penis.<\/p>\n

Since I had never been with anyone who had a man made vagina<\/h3>\n

before I had taken her upstairs after having far too many drinks. She had lied. But I did her anyway. I just can\u2019t remember what I did. And that\u2019s good. I\u201dm gettin to be kindof old and that\u2019s the great thing about losing a few memory cells along the way to Alzheimer Land.<\/p>\n

This girls hands were small for a ladyboy\u2019s<\/h3>\n

and there was nothing in her voice giving off the tell tale signs of her being a ladyboy. There was also an indescribable feel about her hands, perhaps it was a certain lack of clamminess, that made me feel a certain comfort zone with her.<\/p>\n

I asked her how tall she was, and she replied, \u201c165 centimeters\u201d, which is about five feet four. I then asked, \u201cHow many kilos are you?\u201d \u201c43,\u201d she replied, I thought this to be pretty light for a five foot four ladyboy. But by the time my third beer arrived, time had started to run out on me. It was time to either shit or get off the pot. Either I\u2019d have to leave soon if I was to still meet my friends, or I\u2019d need to call them to tell them I wasn\u2019t coming because I had decided to stay on Soi Six instead.<\/p>\n

The question was, “Did I really want to bang ladyboy or not?”<\/h3>\n
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“She” put all the other “girls” from her bar to shame–in looks and personality<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Click here for the slideshow of the ladyboy<\/a> with the enhanced mammary glands.<\/p>\n

\u201cHow much for short time?\u201d I asked her, figuring that if she was what she said she was, at least she was a good looking ladyboy.<\/p>\n

\u201c1000 baht,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n

\u201cI give every girl 800 baht I told her. You go with me, 800 baht?\u201d \u00a0I \u00a0bang ladyboy for 800 baht also.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo. I not same same every girl. You want me. You must pay 1000 baht.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOkay, so it was 300 baht for the room upstairs and 1000 baht for her.<\/h3>\n

That\u2019s still just $36.00 now that the exchange rate is going up.\u201d<\/p>\n

A few minutes later we were in the room together. It was a small room but at least it had a shower inside, unlike many Soi Six short time rooms where you have to go down the hallway to a communal shower. What really mattered was what I found out as soon as she took her clothes off. She didn\u2019t have a dick. Not only was she a lady through and through, but she was a damn good looking woman at that. Her body was simply glorious. I started to love that body as soon as I saw it, being that it was so exquisitely slender. She had a thin waist and nice slender legs. Small breasts, but they were very nice. At least she wasn\u2019t flatter than a board.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy did you tell me you are a ladyboy?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cBecause I am tall and some guy he said to me, \u201cYou ladyboy.\u201d<\/p>\n

Some ladyboy. She completely turned me on.<\/h3>\n

From now on as far as I am concerned, \u00a0it’s okay to bang ladyman, so long as I’m not sure, one way or the other. \u00a0I don\u2019t know exactly what this girl had. \u00a0\u00a0Was it the fact that if she had really had a dick I still would have had sex with her and enjoyed it? \u00a0Or because I knew I much preferred good Soi Six whores to lady boys because I really like women and a good Soi Six whore in my experience can give a better blow job, and perform better sexually than any of the ladyboys I had been with before? Was it a sense of relief that I\u2019d be doing a woman, and that this was more natural to me and much more easy to explain to people? Or was it because the girl actually looked so sexually enticing?<\/p>\n

The sex was terrific even if it didn\u2019t last all that long. After all, I had an appointment with my friends and perhaps with the tall go-go girl. \u00a0Whatever should happen, next week I’d be asking myself, \u00a0whether I really wanted to\u00a0bang ladyboy or not? \u00a0I’m godawful with names so from this point on I’m calling that cute little Soi Six girl, “ladyboy”. \u00a0Or should I call her the Unladyboy?<\/p>\n

Walking Street<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Two of my friendswere waiting for me already at the Crazy House. But I only had a couple minutes between ordering my drink from the waitress and exchanging a few words with my buddies. I spotted my girl right off, towering over all the other girls as she danced on the stage. So I went straight over to her and promised to buy her a drink. After a couple of minutes she was sitting next to me. One drink later, she was on my lap.<\/p>\n

As luck would have it, she was a coyote. I had to have her, but I still had my pride and my pride did not include having to pay a 1500 baht or 1000 baht bar fine. After a few minutes my friends would be going to another bar.<\/p>\n

Our normal procedure was to normally have just one drink at each bar. That way we\u2019d get to see between four and six go go bars in one night. But I don\u2019t get over to Walking Street all that much.<\/p>\n

If I had all the time in the world, I\u2019d simply give the girl my phone number and wait for her to call me.<\/h3>\n

I\u2019d see her on her day off or after hours, but I\u2019d never lower myself to paying that huge bar fine. But for the past few years I\u2019ve stopped taking girls back home with me to my condo. This way I\u2019d remain free and single without any girlfriends who\u2019d try to move in with me. If I played the game the way I used to, sooner or later many high dollar Walking Street go go girls would come to me on my terms, and since all the clubs hiring Coyotes had gotten inexcusably greedy, I wouldn\u2019t hesitate to avoid paying their horribly high bar fines and wind up giving the greedy go go bar owners absolutely zilch.<\/p>\n

I asked Big John, \u201cWhat should I do with this girl?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019d say you should fuck the shit out of her,\u201d Big John replied.<\/p>\n

\u201cBut she just told me her bar fine is 1000 baht and she wants 2000 baht short time.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019d do it,\u201d Big John replied. \u201cYou have the money and life is just too short.<\/h3>\n

What are you going to do with your money when you die anyway? Give it to your sisters? Give it to your nephew or nieces? None of them have worked nearly as hard as you and they don\u2019t deserve your money.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOkay, then. I\u2019m not going with you guys to the next bar. I\u2019m taking your advice.\u201d<\/p>\n

One half hour later I barfined the girl and took her to the short time rooms down the street. It was 400 baht just for the room whereas the short time place in Naklua was only charging 280 baht. Right off, the girl told me she did not have a condom and neither did I. By this time we had both undressed so I put a towel around me and went outside into the hallway where I found one of the cleaning girls. I gave her a little money for a condom and she just happened to have one on her.<\/p>\n

When I asked the girl to smoke me, she refused after saying, \u201cMe no like.\u201d<\/h3>\n

And by then she was already fooling around with her smart phone so I had to tell her to shut it off. I banged her alright, and it was okay. Just barely okay. Then she asked me as we put our clothes back on, \u201cDo you want to go back with me to bar to have another drink?\u201d<\/p>\n

I could have said \u201cNo.\u201d But what else was I going to do? I could go to another go go bar, but this girl was pretty good looking after all. Or I could go back to Soi Six and have just barely enough time to do another short time before all its bars closed at 1 a.m. But that wouldn \u2018t exactly be relaxing.<\/p>\n

Thinking about her, she didn\u2019t even have a condom with her, and she didn\u2019t even know enough to ask an employee for a condom. Needless to say she wasn\u2019t exactly what I\u2019d call a hardened professional.<\/p>\n

Speaking of which I know one pretty Soi Six girl who\u2019s a real pro.<\/h3>\n

She\u2019s less than five foot tall and she dies her hair blondish brown. She\u2019s only around 24 and she\u2019s cute as hell, but she does about five tricks a day which at 1000 baht a pop means she pulls in close to $200 a day. And she\u2019s worth it. She will run off from the room to go get some frilly sexy little outfits which she will put on. Or if she thinks you are into kink she will run off to get her little bag full of sex toys. She will lick your asshole and do about anything you want, even if you don\u2019t ask for it. She\u2019s just too good to be true.<\/p>\n

But not this one. Come to think of it, I\u2019ve only been around her twice and been in a room with her just once. Do I really expect her to fall in love with me? Yes. Absolutely yes. She will probably wind up falling in love with me. It\u2019s just a matter of time. But not tonight.<\/p>\n

So if she doesn’t want to suck just anybody\u2019s dick the first time she meets them, can you really blame her?<\/h3>\n

She will wind up sucking mine. Why? Because I\u2019m Uncle Bufford and I\u2019m much more patient than the rest of you guys. I also know how to get to a lot of these babes. Not all of them because a lot of them will hate my guts, but I know this one kind of likes me, so it\u2019s only a matter of time before I get to her heart. That is, if I want to spend all that time.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m in the mood for some more tequila. And since I\u2019m not holding anything against this girl, I think I\u2019ll just take her up on it. Actually, I kind of respect her for not wanting to suck my dick. \u00a0I decide to make it back to Soi Six on another night and have a few more with Miss No Blow Job.<\/p>\n

But by now most of you will be asking yourselves whether it’s alright\u00a0 “To bang ladyboy or not. \u00a0 The answer is, “Up to you.” \u00a0After all, This Is Thailand (TIT).<\/p>\n

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