The most unforgettable Thai\u00a0girl \u00a0from\u00a0either Walking Street or Soi Six would be my Holy Grail tonight.<\/p>\n
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I was in a rotten mood. I’ve just been working too hard, and I had just seen the Bangkok Post main headline that read \u201cThailand would be distancing itself from Western countries while seeking much closer ties to Russian and China. Such stupidity was beyond belief. The country had gotten completely hopeless. Even worse, was the lot of my fellow Americans who actually believe men like Ted Cruze or a DeRubio were worthy of being head of anything, let alone winning the presidency.<\/p>\n
in Pattaya, with their tour buses clogging up the streets like an incurable case of hardening of the arteries. I set out to get drunk. But while I was at it, I\u2019d review a few Walking Street go-go bars. \u00a0With luck, I just might meet a truly\u00a0unforgettable Thai\u00a0girl tonight.<\/p>\n
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I hadn\u2019t been in a Walking Street go-go bar for at least three months.<\/h3>\nNot since bar fining the tall girl from Crazy House only to find her three weeks later working at the new Soi Six go-go bar where I could have banged her for half the Walking Street price. Good looking as she was, she just didn\u2019t measure up to the best Soi Six girls<\/a>. So I never banged her again. But I also had not seen my unladyboy favorite for nearly two weeks and had figured she had gone long time with a customer. She\u2019d be a difficult one to equal, anywhere, at any time no matter what the price I might be willing to pay. I\u2019d meet Billy Bob on Walking Street at 8:30 but tonight I had a little time to kill so I went to Soi Six around 7.<\/p>\n That would take me around an hour in a short time room. So I made a point of choosing a place that I normally didn\u2019t frequent. Seeing four or five decent looking babes outside the go-go bar looking for customers, I decided to go in for a beer. Even if the price was too damn high. Deliberately avoiding eye contact with any of the girls standing in front of the go-go, I made a beeline straight for the bar inside. Without even as much as a glance at the bar girls inside the club, I immediately snapped up a bar stool and ordered a beer from the waitress, while hoping that none of the girls who had been looking for customers outside the bar had followed me inside.<\/p>\n None of them had. But another girl had appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly she was standing right up next to me.<\/p>\n That was two months ago when I had banged three different girls in rapid succession. She had been number two. It had been the first night I had gone to Dolls, the only go go on Soi Six. The place was charging five hundred baht for the short time room upstairs. Since all the other Soi Six bars were charging just three hundred baht for the rooms, I had decided that paying two hundred baht extra was simply against my morals.<\/p>\n The girl had wanted 1000 baht for short time, so when I explained to her that her bar was the only place that charged 500 baht for a room she agreed to lower her price to 800 baht. So I had taken her upstairs with my pride still intact from not being taken advantage of. She had been nice.<\/p>\n And she still was nice. She was exactly what I needed to restore a semblance of faith in Thailand. She had a nice look in her eyes without that hint of treachery so many girls have. I held her close to me while buying her a drink. She was slender, and a bit on the tall side. \u00a0But there was a certain resonance emanating from her body that is difficult to explain. I suppose it can be called a comfort zone of femininity. Or more likely it was the certainty in my own mind that if I took her upstairs that she would stay with me for as long as I wanted her. She\u2019d have no time limit on her clock.<\/p>\n and since I had not been drinking with Billy Bob for several months, I simply had to be down on Walking Street on time. And starting up my Uncle Bufford go-go bar reviews again <\/a>was extremely important to me. I had stapled several small pieces of paper together which I had inserted into my top pocket along with a ball point pen. Then I reached into my bar bin to look at my bill and saw that my beer had cost me 120 baht. I then wrote down the name of the go go bar and the price of the beer and showed the girl what I was doing.<\/p>\n \u201cHoney. I love you too much, but I must go down to Walking Street to meet a friend. I then repeated \u201cfriend\u201d to her, this time in Thai so that I was sure she understood. Then I wrote number one down on the slip of paper. Showing this to her, I explained, \u201cYou number one tonight. (Yenee in Thai I repeated to her). I go now Walking Street. Me no like Walking Street. Friend I like go go too much. \u00a0Maybe I come see you later.<\/p>\n \u201cYou see me later?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cMaybe. Fifty-fifty. \u201cPom my go hoak.\u201d Which means \u201cI do not lie.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI hope so. I wait for you,\u201d the girl replied.<\/p>\n But once again I repeat to her, \u201cFifty-fifty. Maybe yes. Maybe no. But I think you number one lady tonight. Lady at #1 \u00a0go go be number two lady. Lady at number three go-go be number three lady but you be most unforgettable Thai\u00a0girl. \u00a0I\u2019m almost sure of this,\u201d I tell her.<\/p>\n And truthfully, I really meant what I had said. She was just the shot in the arm I needed. And she had felt so good on my arm.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n I was in the baht taxi only two hundred meters from Walking Street when Billy Bob called me to explain that he could meet me in ten minutes.<\/p>\n \u201cWhere shall we meet though? I\u2019m up to just about anywhere you\u2019d like to go to first,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n Since you made a point earlier that you wanted to spend a little quality time there.\u201d<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n I arrived a few minutes before Billy Bob. The waitress wanted to seat me back somewhere at a table far from the stage, but I didn\u2019t care what she wanted to do. So I took a seat right in the center of the row of bar stools in front of the stage. There were a number of girls behind my bar stool waiting for their turn to dance, and here I could also get the best view of all the girls on the stage. I ordered a beer. Five minutes later, Billy Bob entered the bar.<\/p>\n There must have been around a dozen girls dancing in front of us, if you could really call what they were doing dancing. They were just going through the motions. Each girl had a number, so if a customer wanted to buy a girl a drink he could identify the girl to the waitress or mamasan by her number. Or, he could simply make contact directly with the girl and motion to her that he wanted her to come down off the stage for a drink.<\/p>\n I noted also that Super Girls was now charging 140 baht for a bottle of beer whereas several months ago the go-go had been charging 130 baht.<\/p>\n It used to be that Super Girls had been charging 120 baht. Unlike some of the other go-go bars there were no early bird or happy hour specials or glasses of draft for fifty baht or so. Beer cost 120 baht a bottle and that was that.<\/p>\n But to Super Girls credit whereas it used to be one of the highest priced places on Walking Street for beers, it had continued the same pricing policy for years. Other go go bars had started up to replace those that had gone out of business, and<\/p>\n Relatively speaking Super Girls had gotten to be a good deal. For Walking Street that is. Most Soi Six bars were charging just 85 to 95 baht a bottle with the new go-go bar being one of the few exceptions.<\/p>\n I remarked to Billy Bob. \u201cThey are now charging 140 baht a beer here. I suppose this place has woken up to the fact that now that it\u2019s having far fewer customers that it must charge more to each customer. Thai logic. Everywhere else in the world if the demand for customers goes down the price must go down also in order to get them to come back. But not here in Thailand, where the thinking is 180 degrees opposite to what Westerners think on almost everything.<\/p>\n By this time a pretty girl had joined Billy Bob. He had known her from Crazy House. Three months ago, she had been the only girl to join our little group. She was also just about the best looking girl in the go-go bar. She still was.<\/p>\n \u201cIt looks like I will have to buy a girl a drink just so that I can ask her what she charges for short time and what the bar fine is,\u201d I told Billy Bob.<\/p>\n \u201cWell here,<\/p>\n But they really don\u2019t call it a bar fine.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cSo it costs a total of 2300 baht to bang the girl,\u201d I replied.<\/p>\n \u201cYes. That\u2019s it. I don\u2019t like it because Super Girls limits you to just 2 hours with the girl. There\u2019s an additional charge if you want to take the girl long time.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI don\u2019t like it either. Because I can probably if I try hard enough, get the price lower than that. And I don\u2019t like a bar trying to force me to pay whatever price it decides I must pay. That should be between me and the girl.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYes. Exactly.\u201d<\/p>\n “I\u2019ll bet the Japanese customers were paying double what I had been paying. But what the hell. They don\u2019t know what they are doing, and I do.\u201d<\/p>\n Suddenly the bar called all the girls who had been sitting behind us \u00a0up to the stage along with several girls who had been sitting with customers. \u00a0Then they dimmed the lights. \u00a0Moments later they \u00a0 turned the lights up again. \u00a0After several minutes all the girls stepped off the stage and started circling the room so that all the customers could get a good look at all the girls in the place. None of them as much as looked at Billy Bob or me.<\/p>\n Then the new shift took over.<\/p>\n . I nearly called one of them down to have a drink with me. But I never got eye contact with her. But the prettiest girl of them all had her face pointed ninety degrees away from me. So I couldn\u2019t get a good look at her face. But her body looked almost exactly like my unladyboy girlfriend\u2019s down on Soi Six. For a moment I thought it was really her.<\/p>\n \u201cSee that girl up there in the back row in black, Billy Bob. She looks just like my friend down on Soi Six. She\u2019s got the same shape, but I think she\u2019s a little shorter. She\u2019s the best one out there.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThat\u2019s my friend, Noi,\u201d Billy Bob replied. \u00a0“She was just sitting with us.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cNo shit. I couldn\u2019t tell because she\u2019s got her face turned off to the side. You should bang her, Billy Bob. \u00a0If you haven\u2019t already.\u201d<\/p>\n A few minutes later, Noi was down off the stage with Billy Bob. Suddenly she looked over at me and started gesturing towards the girls on the stage. \u201cYou want lady?\u201d she asked me.<\/p>\n \u201cNo thanks,\u201d I replied. You are the prettiest girl in the bar. So I don\u2019t want any of those girls up there. \u00a0You are the only one who ever could be the most\u00a0unforgettable Thai\u00a0girl of the night.<\/p>\n Or a drink for that matter. There were seven girls sitting behind us, all without customers. And all of them were too lazy to even give us a glance.<\/p>\n The girls up on the stage were no better. I started scribbling notes onto the slip of paper I had in my shirt pocket. But now that I think about it, the girls really didn\u2019t have much choice in the matter.<\/p>\n In general Thai girls are pretty friendly.<\/p>\n who did not like aggressive women. So they would typically avoid eye contact or making any efforts to come onto the customers, unlike a lot of the girls in so many other go-go bars. I could easily get a lot of the girls to come out of their little shells but tonight I just didn\u2019t feel like making the effort.<\/p>\n The place was getting to be pretty boring so it didn\u2019t take much to get Billy Bob to agree to leaving\u2013at once.<\/p>\n \u201cWhere to next?\u201d Billy Bob asked me.<\/p>\n \u201cI don\u2019t know. You are the man who likes go go bars so much so I\u2019ll go wherever you suggest.\u201d<\/p>\n The girls there are the best looking, but it\u2019s not hands on. Crazy House is hands on.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019ve never done anything with any of the Light House girls,\u201d I replied, other than one time that I remember a very hot number sitting with me and trying to fleece me out of a lot of drinks. But Crazy House…I\u2019ve bar fined a couple from there before, and usually have a pretty good time.\u201d<\/p>\n A waitress seated us. \u00a0Ten minutes later I noticed an attractive girl\u2019s eyes boring down on me from the stage. They were hungry eyes. Hungry for my money. \u00a0And those hungry eyes were relentless. Only if I looked away from her did I notice their absence.<\/p>\n \u201cI know how this one is going to go,\u201d I told myself. \u201cI\u2019ve been targeted.<\/p>\n Every time I glanced back in her direction, I saw those eyes just drinking me in. Every time a new song was played the girls would shift positions. While the girl at the far end of the stage came off the stage she was replaced by the girl to her immediate right.<\/p>\n In short order the girl with the hungry eyes was dancing directly in front of me. It was nearly impossible to look away from her now. There was no way out of this one. Within ten minutes it would be her turn to walk down off the stage and then she\u2019d be right over at my table asking me if she could sit with me. But she was good looking and I had to face up to the fact that she couldn\u2019t take her eyes off me. And who could blame her? \u00a0I was after all, Uncle Bufford.<\/p>\n So I faced up to the inevitable and motioned \u00a0her to come right off the stage to have a drink with me. After all, why wait? If you gotta do something, just do it and don\u2019t waste any time.<\/p>\n Obviously, this girl didn\u2019t have many inhibitions, but I decided not to take any chances. So I strongly suggested to her, \u201cYou want tequila don\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n For a moment she seemed plunged in thought, most likely thinking of some sort of weak lady drink she could order instead. So I decided to press my advantage. \u201cYou really like Tequila don\u2019t you. I buy you Tequila, okay.\u201d<\/p>\n and a fifty lady\u2019s drink quota to fill. I figured that I had her where I wanted her instead of the other way around. It would turn out that I\u2019d be right. This time I\u2019d be in control, not her.<\/p>\n Her eyes kept sucking me in. And not one to argue, I looked right back into them, and then I lowered my head and kissed her right on the lips. She responded avidly and I pressed onward. \u201cThis was no time to be shy. I\u2019m going full bore. And I\u2019m not about to let up.\u201d<\/p>\n I kissed her on the corners of her mouth. Then I gently kissed her ear with my tongue. The nipple on her left breast came next. Then it was time for another tequila only this time I had one with her.<\/p>\n It didn\u2019t matter what we were doing or how often we were doing it.<\/p>\n They kept telling me, \u201cDon\u2019t stop now. Don\u2019t\u2019 let up. Give me the best that you\u2019ve got.\u201d That\u2019s when I decided to give her my wallet.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat\u2019s your barfine?\u201d I ask her.<\/p>\n \u201c800 baht.\u201d<\/p>\n So, she\u2019s not a coyote. It\u2019s not even ten o\u2019clock yet so if she\u2019s a coyote her bar fine is likely to be 1500 baht. The least it could be would be 1000 baht. She\u2019s a house dancer then. I had met several house dancers at Crazy House before and all of them had 800 baht bar fines. Twice I had barfined coyote girls but since I had taken them for short time out of the bar after 11, the bar fine had dropped to 1000 baht, which is far too much. I was on roll tonight and decided to go for it.<\/p>\n \u201cTell you what, I\u2019ll give you 1500 baht for short time. I give bar 800 baht bar fine. You get from me neune pan ha roy baht.\u201d<\/p>\n To this she immediately agreed.<\/p>\n It was the face thing. Truth is most of the girls down in the Walking Street go go bars are not getting bar fined. For them 1500 baht in the pocket for one hour in a short time room is an incredibly good deal. But take it from me, for most Thais money is really not number one. Face is number one, So a girl working in a go go bar must never admit to the other girls that she\u2019s actually boom booming for 1500 baht, or even worse 1000 baht. And now that I look back on it, I think I could have gotten this girl to go with me for 1000 baht.<\/p>\n Right across the street\u2019s the short time rooms. It now costs 400 baht to rent a room for short time. As I paid out 400 baht the girl asked me, \u201cDo you have a condom?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cOf course not. Just ask the cashier for a condom. She will give us one.\u201d (But most likely charge us fifty or a hundred baht). At this point I didn\u2019t care. Obviously though, the fact that I already knew I could easily get a condom from one of the employees and the girl apparently didn\u2019t, meant that she was just as she claimed she was, new to the Walking Street go go bars.<\/p>\n I took my own sweet time in coming. And when I finished I still remained deep inside her. And then I fucked her again. I\u2019m sure she would have stayed in that room with me two hours if I had asked her to.<\/p>\n I took her back to the Crazy House where I bought her one or \u00a0two more drinks while relaxing with a beer or two .<\/p>\n But I still had several hours of time on my hands. It was time to move on and try to continue the excitement somewhere else. I could still get down to Soi Six and manage another hour there before its bars would close. Instead I decided to go to Mistys Go Go <\/a>\u00a0to look for War, the waitress I liked who I had not seen for a year.<\/p>\n My friends had told me War was no longer working at Mistys but I\u2019ve often found that a girl will leave the bar for a few months, and then she will suddenly return to the bar she had started at.<\/p>\n she had been forced to wear while working for the go-go. She had even appeared to be short\u2013about five foot two or so. Until the first time I short timed her and I saw her undressing in the short time room. She was tall for a Thai woman, around five foot five and her body was as nearly as perfect as it gets.<\/p>\n War had always liked me also and once had asked me to go out with her during Songkran when there would be no bar fine to pay. But she wasn\u2019t there tonight so I took a seat in front of the stage next to a girl who was sitting there just relaxing watching the other girls dance. I soon learned that War had stopped working at the bar and that she was not coming back.<\/p>\n Higher than a kite from the terrific time I had just had in the Walking Street short time room, I was ready for about anything. But this did not include getting fleeced at Misty\u2019s.<\/p>\n But after that, the club had my number, especially the mamasan. The name of the game had become getting me into one of the back booths with preferably more than one girl. It had happened to me several times with at least one girl pulling my dick out of my shorts. The girl would then invite other girls to feel my \u201cbig dick\u201d. Sometimes as many as four or five girls would be getting a cheap feel off me.<\/p>\n but the other girl kept wanting to get equal time on my penis. The equal time stopped when the second girl suddenly started choking on a wad of chewing gum that had gotten stuck in her mouth. What happened was the girl on my left had gotten chewing gum all over my pubic hair matting it in a sticky mass. \u00a0The chewing gum had then gotten stuck in the second girl\u2019s mouth while she was sucking my dick.<\/p>\n Pulling it out I whipped out the smaller of the two cutting blades and started to cut my pubic hair and all the chewing gum that had gotten stuck to it off. Since the blade was razor sharp, the Swiss Army knife had made swift work out of what would have otherwise been an impossible task. \u201cLet the blow jobs continue,\u201d I told the girl on my right. War had seen this, and so had the mamasan, and several other girls. I\u2019m sure that I developed an unequaled reputation at Misty\u2019s that night.<\/p>\n The go go dancer on my right had finished me off. \u00a0She had a great body. \u00a0She was fun. \u00a0But she was also a coyote. That meant her barfine would be 1500 baht unless I barfined her very late at night when it would be 1000. \u00a0So she was out of the question. \u00a0\u00a0But War\u2019s barfine was just 800 baht. She was only the waitress after all.<\/p>\n First off I made it my cardinal rule to never go back to the booths to the rear of the room where the coyotes could gang me. I\u2019d ask as soon as I came into Misty\u2019s, \u201cIs War working tonight?\u201d If she was, I\u2019d stay. And if she wasn\u2019t, I\u2019d immediately leave and go to another go-go bar.<\/p>\n When War was working, I\u2019d immediately seek her out and tell her I was buying her a drink. But I made is clear that I was buying drinks for her and no one else. I\u2019d also take a seat at the stage where the coyote girls couldn\u2019t ravish my wallet in a booth. Once in awhile a girl I had met before would ask me to buy her a drink, and I\u2019d politely refuse, \u201chaving eyes only for War\u201d I\u2019d tell anyone trying to leech a drink off me. As for War, she was utterly shameless. She\u2019d get right down on her knees in the middle of the room and start playing with my dick in front of everyone.<\/p>\n But that all happened over a year ago, and she hadn\u2019t been back. So I just settled in at the stage sitting next to the girl who had been sitting there alone. After buying us both a drink, I made my first mistake. When the girl asked me if I wanted to accompany her to a booth well to the rear of the stage, I accepted. There was a group of Englishmen sitting to my left at the same booth. The booth had a dancer\u2019s pole in the center of a table facing it. There were two go go girls with the Englishmen who were fondling their asses as they performed on top of the table.<\/p>\n In the face she reminded me of Skie<\/a>, who I had met in the Saint Louis Metro East when she was twenty dancing at the Platinum Club<\/a>. \u00a0 A pretty blonde, Skie had been one of the prettiest strippers at the Platinum Club in Brooklyn, Illinois. \u00a0But my waitress here at Misty\u2019s was Thai whereas Skie was Caucasian whose ancestors had emigrated to the U.S. from Russia. But their attitudes were very similar.<\/p>\n The waitress was spending as much time around me as she could. Like Skie, she was personality plus. And cute. I had to go to the toilet, which meant I had to go upstairs. When I finally came back to the booth I had to wait for a moment or two for my new girl to get up to allow me to come over to the other side of her. This meant my having to stand next to the booth.<\/p>\n Such things often happened at Misty\u2019s. To me in any case, because it always seemed that at least one woman or another was always feeling my dick.<\/p>\n The girl was right behind me where I couldn\u2019t see her unless I turned around, and since she was holding onto me pretty tightly, turning around in that confined area was not all that easy. Reaching behind me, I grabbed the woman around her waist, trying to get her measure. I expected to find a large\u00a0heavy set Thai woman in my grasp. I could feel her although I couldn\u2019t see her. That\u2019s the way these fat ones work,<\/em> I told myself. They come up behind a man unseen. Then they start to give him a massage or start feeling his dick. Either way his defenses start melting away which even gives the fat girls a bit of a chance. As my hands moved up and down the woman\u2019s body, I hoped that the girl was my waitress.<\/p>\n It was.<\/p>\n By now I was starting to lose a lot of control. First, the waitress asked me to buy her a drink. Then the girl who was sitting with me asked me for another glass of whatever weak drink she was having. She was coyote, and that meant she\u2019d be trying to get as many drinks out of me as possible. But she was starting to feel my dick also.<\/p>\n \u201cIt must be that mamasan telling these wimmen what I was all about,\u201d I concluded. It was the same mamasan who had worked there before and she knew that my real brain was not between my ears. But things were starting to go a little too fast for me. I knew that from then on it would be my buying one drink after the other. I was having a super time but it was time to leave.<\/p>\n My game plan\u2019s to go straight for the little waitress. If she\u2019s there the next time I come into the club, I\u2019m going to make a beeline right for her. I\u2019ll buy her a drink and have her seat me on the stage. And then, as soon as the first opportunity arises, I\u2019m barfining her. \u00a0Give you fifty-fifty that she’s the most\u00a0unforgettable bar girl next week who I’m \u00a0going to be meetin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The most unforgettable Thai\u00a0girl \u00a0from\u00a0either Walking Street or Soi Six would be my Holy Grail tonight. I was in a rotten mood. I’ve just been working too hard, and I had just seen the Bangkok Post main headline that read \u201cThailand would be distancing itself from Western countries while seeking much closer ties to Russian … Continue reading Picking the most unforgettable Thai girl of the night<\/span> I really didn\u2019t have enough time to be banging someone from Soi Six.<\/h3>\n
I had been with her before, but only once.<\/h3>\n
I really wanted to short time her, but my clock was running<\/h3>\n
\u201cLet\u2019s meet at Super Girls.<\/h3>\n
But of the dozen girls on the stage not one of them was up to my requirements.<\/h3>\n
most of these go go bars were charging 140 to 150 baht a bottle.<\/h3>\n
they charge you 800 baht to rent the girl and you can rent her for two hours. But there\u2019s also 1500 baht you must pay.<\/h3>\n
I used to pay Super Girls a 600 baht bar fine, and I got six different girls to go with me back to my condo for 1000 baht.<\/h3>\n
The girls were much prettier in this shift<\/h3>\n
Truth is, I didn\u2019t feel like any of those girls deserved a chance with me.<\/h3>\n
But at Super Girls, I knew that the girls were trained to cater to Japanese and Korean customers<\/h3>\n
\u201cWe could go to the Lighthouse.”<\/h3>\n
So, Crazy House it was.<\/h3>\n
And by this time I had enough to drink to have really gotten full of myself.<\/h3>\n
It worked. She was probably a coyote girl with a 10 day shift\u00a0<\/a><\/h3>\n
Her eyes\u2013her eyes simply did not let up.<\/h3>\n
Then she told me. \u201cYou no tell anyone you pay to me 1500 baht. Okay?\u201d<\/h3>\n
We were in the short time room for well over one hour.<\/h3>\n
As deserving as she was the slender Soi Six girl would not get my most \u201cunforgettable \u00a0bar girl\u201d of the night award.<\/h3>\n
War had always appeared a little frumpy in the unsexy waitress\u2019s outfit<\/h3>\n
I had once spent 5000 baht at one of the booths in the back of the room while two coyote girls blew me<\/h3>\n
One time the girl on my left had been chewing gum. The girl on my right, who I infinitely preferred, was giving me a great blow job,<\/h3>\n
What to do? Luckily I had my Swiss Army knife in my pocket.<\/h3>\n
So I started implementing my new policy\u2013the policy of War.<\/h3>\n
It didn\u2019t take very long after the infamous chewing gum incident that I started bar fining War.<\/h3>\n
I started really noticing the little waitress who kept bringing my new bar girl friend and I our drinks.<\/h3>\n
Immediately I felt a woman\u2019s arms around me, then I felt her hands stroking my cock.<\/h3>\n
And from then on, it seemed that about every time she got up anywhere close to me, she\u2019d be feeling my dick.<\/h3>\n
But there will be a next time and it\u2019s not all that far off.<\/h3>\n