{"id":1889,"date":"2016-03-30T16:28:19","date_gmt":"2016-03-30T09:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/?p=1889"},"modified":"2025-01-18T11:11:26","modified_gmt":"2025-01-18T04:11:26","slug":"pattaya-police-stopping-sober-drivers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/2016\/03\/30\/pattaya-police-stopping-sober-drivers\/","title":{"rendered":"Pattaya Police stopping sober drivers for drinking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pattaya Police stopping\u00a0sober drivers will certainly drive foreigners from Thailand.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1910\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1910\" style=\"width: 604px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1910 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/songkran2.jpg?resize=474%2C356&#038;quality=60\" alt=\"Pattaya Police stopping sober drivers but they allow assault and battery of motorcyclists during Songkran\" width=\"474\" height=\"356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/songkran2.jpg?w=604&amp;quality=60 604w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/songkran2.jpg?resize=400%2C300&amp;quality=60 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1910\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Songkran is just one example of why Thailand rates having the world&#8217;s 2nd most dangerous roads<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Pattaya Police are now stopping drunk drivers . \u00a0But they are also stopping moderate drinkers. \u00a0They are doing this in the interest of public safety. \u00a0 But In my opinion public safety is of no importance whatsoever to\u00a0the police. \u00a0Money is their Holy Grail.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">In 14 years,\u00a0I&#8217;ve never seen the police stop a driver for running a red light or driving the wrong way.<\/h3>\n<p>And I mean, \u00a0not once. \u00a0 Small wonder that <a href=\"http:\/\/bangkok.coconuts.co\/2015\/10\/21\/thailands-roads-second-deadliest-world-world-health-organization\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Thailand \u00a0tops every country but 1 number \u00a0out of 200 countries \u00a0for\u00a0having the world&#8217;s most lethal roads<\/a>. \u00a0The reason is enforcing traffic laws to make the streets safe \u00a0doesn&#8217;t make money in a country where money is number one.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1908\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1908\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1908 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/songkran1im-e1459825926451.jpg?resize=474%2C316&#038;quality=60\" alt=\"Songkran motorbike driver assaulted by water gun\" width=\"474\" height=\"316\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1908\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A crowd of Imbeciles assaults a motorcyclist. . Many motorbike drivers die because of such assaults during Songkran<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t believe me just come to <a href=\"http:\/\/expertvagabond.com\/songkran-festival-chiang-mai\/\">Pattaya during Songkran<\/a> and watch all the motorbike drivers getting assaulted by high powered water guns while the police watch.<\/p>\n<p>But Pattaya Police stopping\u00a0sober drivers? Or even moderate drinkers? \u00a0 This is going to \u00a0kill the goose that has laid the golden egg. \u00a0 Pattaya is Fun City. \u00a0It is a place to get hammered and to party all night long. \u00a0People do not come here for the cleanliness of its beaches. \u00a0And they don&#8217;t come here for the quality of its sidewalks. \u00a0Because there are hardly any to be found.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing will change here. \u00a0 Pedestrians wanting to cross the streets will still be scurrying across like a bunch of scared rats. \u00a0Visitors will still be walking down the streets dodging cars because there&#8217;s hardly any sidewalks in the entire city. \u00a0 Thailand&#8217;s road&#8217;s will still be the 2nd most dangerous in the entire world. \u00a0Because the police care only about money. \u00a0While refusing to enforce the traffic laws or to punish bad drivers.<\/p>\n<p>Related articles: \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/2015\/04\/30\/honda-cbr-250-broken-collarbone-review\/\">The Honda 250 CBR Broken Collar Bone Review<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/THE PATTAYA BREATHALYZER TEST\">Pattaya Police give JB the Pattaya Breathalyzer Test<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pattaya Police stopping\u00a0sober drivers will certainly drive foreigners from Thailand. Pattaya Police are now stopping drunk drivers . \u00a0But they are also stopping moderate drinkers. \u00a0They are doing this in the interest of public safety. \u00a0 But In my opinion public safety is of no importance whatsoever to\u00a0the police. \u00a0Money is their Holy Grail. 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