{"id":1928,"date":"2016-04-07T11:11:53","date_gmt":"2016-04-07T04:11:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/?p=1928"},"modified":"2025-01-18T11:07:52","modified_gmt":"2025-01-18T04:07:52","slug":"soi-six-go-go-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/2016\/04\/07\/soi-six-go-go-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"The Soi Six Go Go Bar Walking Street Connection"},"content":{"rendered":"

One should never pay too much for Walking Street go go girls. One reason is the Soi Six Go Go Bar Walking Street Connection.<\/p>\n

\"Uncle
It’s me. Uncle Bufford Again.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Lately, all of U\u2019s will have noticed that I\u2019ve made my strong preferences for Soi Six bars<\/h3>\n

well known on account of cheaper beers, built in 300 baht short time rooms, and cheaper and better wimmen. But tonight kinda rekindled my passion for Pattaya Go Go bars.<\/p>\n

It all started out with me and Billy Bob going to the Crazy House Go Go <\/a>first. This was because we both admitted most of the time we had the most fun there. Maybe it was because Crazy House has the same toilet for the wimmen and the men and the toilet is often a wonderful place for meeting a lot of sexy wimmen<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Cum to think of it that toilet there is so good that I sometimes am taking a piss, when a girl comes up behind me and starts giving me a massage. There\u2019s also the exciting possibility that if a man buys a go go dancer enough tequila that he can take her back into one of those toilet stalls for a short time. Anyways if a girl isn\u2019t a coyote<\/a>, the bar fines 800 baht. Now that ain\u2019t good but it\u2019s a damn sight better than these other places all a chargin 1500 baht for them coyotes. Never mind my sidekick here, Billy Bob, who always seems to get the most rotten luck in the world. Even at Crazy House he seems to keep attractin them coyotes with large bar fines.<\/p>\n

As soon as we walk into Crazy House, I knows my Dick is in for trouble.<\/h3>\n

It\u2019s that girl who was a wearing them glasses the last time. I see her sitting by herself as soon as I come into the place and she sees me too. So as soon as me and Billy Bob sit down she\u2019s on me like a hyena onto something that\u2019s already been killed. Pretty soon she\u2019s on me, with those hypnotic eyes of hers. \u00a0Her hands are all over my body. She unbuttons my shirt. She feels between my legs where my bigger brain lurks. It becomes bigger and bigger as it starts to take control of whatever resolution I first brought into the place.<\/p>\n

Pretty soon, Billy Bob\u2019s got a girl on him trying to milk him for drinks. He doesn\u2019t look too happy so I tell him that as soon as we finish our drinks we should go to the next place. The girl tells me, \u201cI really like you.\u201d A few moments she tells me, \u201cI want you now.\u201d In a moment of weakness I promise to come back (for her) after hitting several more go go\u2019s with Billy Bob, and she says to me, \u201cOkay, I wait for you.\u201d<\/p>\n

I figure she will. After all, I\u2019m Uncle Bufford and there\u2019s nobody in Pattaya who\u2019s like me.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve got them kind of eyes that tell a woman, \u201cTrust me\u201d.<\/h3>\n

I\u2019ve also got a made by Viagra big dick. But unlike all those Japanese who keep cummin into these go go\u2019s I\u2019m not afraid to let all the girls play with it. I\u2019ve got a great body too. It\u2019s one that\u2019s gotta put all their Thai boyfriends to shame. I\u2019m on top of the world and I knows the wimmin can see that.<\/p>\n

We gets only \u00a0a few feet down Walking Street from Crazy House when suddenly a girl runs right up to me, callin out my name. I takes one look at her, and I’m a thinkin, \u201cShe\u2019s gotta be some girl I met workin a job somewhere. Maybe it was Home Pro or Power Buy, Seven-Eleven or Lotus. She sure don’t look like no bar girl. \u00a0She’s got too wholesome a face to be a workin at a bar. She\u2019s cute.<\/p>\n

\u201cI work over there,\u201d she tells me. Come see me.\u201d She\u2019s pointin at a small go go bar called Infinity. \u201cNew bar,\u201d she says.<\/p>\n

I promise to see her soon, but we gotta go to another place first.<\/p>\n

Next go go is Super Girls. And sure enough they\u2019ve got all that horrible DA DA music going in there again.<\/h3>\n

Let me check my notes. Yep. First song\u2019s DA DA. I got it all written here. Second song\u2019s DA DA too. And the third and the fourth. I must have gotten tired of writing. But a lot of these wimmen are smiling at us, especially from the stage. Across the stage is Billy Bob\u2019s friend. She\u2019s one of the prettiest girls in the place, and she looks a lot like my favorite Soi Six girl. But if you get them lying down naked next to each other, I\u2019m a bettin my Soi Six girl wins. She\u2019s got the golden pussy too. The kind of pussy that men dies for.<\/p>\n

With that kind of knowledge in my small brain, I am ready for anything. There\u2019s a girl dancing in front of us pointing to her friend as she smiles down at us. Her friend\u2019s got big tits. A nice body too. I tell Billy Bob, \u201cI\u2019m buying that one with those silicon breasts a drink. I won\u2019t be bar fining her though. On account of my promise to the girl back at Crazy House. And that girl we met back in the street who knows me. \u201cMan, now where do I know her from?\u201d<\/p>\n

Now how much do I like Big Tits Anyway?<\/h3>\n

Are they really worth 3000 baht short time with them for me?<\/p>\n

Suddenly it comes back to me. She\u2019s the one I met down at that Soi Six go go bar. I even took her upstairs once. That stupid owner was a chargin 120 baht for a beer and 500 baht for his short time rooms. Poor girl. And she was really nice. But I had told her every other Soi Six Bar was only a chargin 300 baht for its rooms and I really couldn\u2019t bring myself to payin 500 baht just because a stupid Australian thought customers were stupid enough to pay him 500 baht just because he had a Soi Six Go Go Bar.<\/p>\n

I was going to pay this girl 1000 baht. But I told her since her big boss was so greedy, I was a willin to give her 800 baht. She agreed so I took her upstairs, and guess what? That short time room was just as bad as the worse short time rooms on Soi Six.<\/p>\n

And then\u2013just a few weeks ago, I was a drinkin with that same girl down on Soi Six. I had come into that place in a rotten mood, but she remembered me, came up to me as I sat alone at the bar. So I bought her a drink and pretty soon we were huggin each other and I just felt good all over.<\/p>\n

She just felt so right. And she wasn\u2019t pushy and she never ever asked me for a drink in the first place.<\/h3>\n

I had even showed her my Uncle Bufford go go bar review notes and said that she would probably be my most memorable girl of the night. She would have been except later on I met the girl with the hypnotic eyes in Crazy House, had bar fined her, and that had been that. And here once again, I\u2019d be passin on that Soi Six girl for that seductress from Crazy House.<\/p>\n

I tell Billy Bob about the Soi Six girl. Then I make him a bet.<\/p>\n

\u201cI bet that within the next two months that I\u2019ll be short timing one of these go go girls for 1000 baht. \u00a0It might be the \u201dSoi Six Go Go Bar girl but it could easily be anyone of these girls we are lookin at right now.”<\/p>\n

Billy Bob says nothing. He knows I can do it.<\/p>\n

Then I smile at the girl with the big tits and motion to her like I\u2019m drinking and point to her. Then I tell Billy Bob, \u201cI\u2019m buying her a drink, and then the next time we comes in here, I\u2019m buying another girl a drink so that each time I\u2019m getting a girl a drink. This way I can meet a lot of girls and get a good idea of what this place is all about. Then I\u2019ll wait until low season hits and most of these girls aren\u2019t makin any money. That\u2019s when I git them for a thousand baht.<\/p>\n

The easiest way is for me to bang the ex Soi Six Go Go Bar girl for a thousand baht.<\/h3>\n

I already short timed her for 800 baht at the \u00a0Soi Six Go Go Bar. \u00a0When the other girls know I’m doing her for 1000 baht, I’ll have it made in that new go go bar.\u201d<\/p>\n

In five minutes the girl with the big tits is sittin beside me. I ask her how old she is, but I can\u2019t remember that now, but I seems to recall she was only twenty-one. My next question is, \u201cWhere did you buy those big tits?\u201d From Bangkok?\u201d<\/p>\n

She says yes.<\/p>\n

I thought of Bangkok first because I remembers how this old girlfriend of mine had<\/p>\n

taken me to a big clinic where they make tits and vaginas for lady boys who want to replace their dicks with pussies.<\/h3>\n

My girlfriend had been shopping for a new nose. She bought one too. But she got her new nose later courtesy of her new boyfriend who was a fat German who had to get special shocks on his motorcycle because he was too gargantuous for its little frame.<\/p>\n

\u201cWant to feel them?\u201d the girl asks me as she cups a small hand around one of her nipples.<\/p>\n

I feel one of them gently. But I feel it just a little bit because I don\u2019t want her or the other girls to think I\u2019m a dirty old man.<\/p>\n

After I ask her a few more questions I tell her \u201cNot tonight, but later someday\u201d, in my horrible Thai (My Shy Yenee. Tilang Kap). \u201cHow much boom boom you?\u201d<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve got my Uncle Bufford notepad in front of us on the bar. My pen too, so she takes my pen and writes down 800 baht as she explains \u201cthat\u2019s for the bar fine.\u201d She asks, \u201cFor short time?\u201d<\/p>\n

I tell her, \u201cYes. \u00a0Short time.\u201d<\/p>\n

\"I
Now, how much do I really like Big Tits? Are they really worth 3000 baht to have a short time with them?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Then she writes down 3000 baht.<\/p>\n

The girl with the golden tits. That\u2019s what I\u2019m calling her from this point on.<\/h3>\n

Needless to say, I\u2019ve got 1000 baht on my mind. I\u2019ve already promised the girl with the hypnotic eyes and I sure as hell am going to be back a lookin for that ex Soi Six go-go girl before I even get back to Crazy House.<\/p>\n

The girl with the big tits goes back to the stage, Billy Bob and I check bin, and then we walk out of the place.<\/p>\n

\u201cI gotta go home now,\u201d says Billy Bob. \u201cI am sure you are going to get well taken care of down at Infinity Go Go.\u201d<\/p>\n

Infinity Go Go is a pretty weird place.<\/h3>\n

There\u2019s a long stage running down the entire room which is long and kindof narrow. On both sides of that stage there\u2019s a long row of small tables and padded bench style couch. There\u2019s very few customers here but most of them are sittin on the left side of the stage while most of the girls are all sittin together all along the right side. All of these people are facing each other across the stage like it\u2019s some kindof dating game where the men are too afraid to approach the wimmen and the wimmin are equally scared to be coming up to the men.<\/p>\n

My girl is sitting on the right side about half way down. I notice her straight off because she\u2019s smiling at me. A waitress sandwiches me between the girl and two other girls who have been sitting with her. The other two girls end up sitting to my immediate left.<\/p>\n

Once again, they\u2019ve got that awful DA DA music going again. Must be a sign of the times.<\/h3>\n

Times in which the people are more stupid than they\u2019ve ever been before and in which hardly anyone ever reads a book. It\u2019s a time when most people have to find their own little worlds in Face book and practically everyone\u2019s got these little smart phones. It is a time when people don\u2019t have cameras anymore. They are all using smart phones and Ipads because they are too lazy to be a learning how to use anything else. It is a time for mediocrity and a time for morons.<\/p>\n

I make it very clear to the girl that I cannot bar fine her tonight. She keeps asking me where I am going, and I tell her I\u2019m going somewhere else down the street. Then she asks me, \u201cWhen you go back to America.\u201d I tell her in a few months, and then she starts to pretend to cry.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m drinking beer as usual. She\u2019s having something with whisky in it. Unlike most lady drinks, it\u2019s got a lot of real alcohol in it. She takes her time with it, and I don\u2019t buy her another until she\u2019s already been nursing it for a half an hour. Obviously she\u2019s no coyote. She\u2019s a lot of fun too.<\/p>\n

She has me hold her hands so that I can read her fortune.<\/h3>\n

I vaguely remember doing this with her down at the Soi Six Go Go Bar. From time to time she puts her hand on my crotch, furtively, shyly, and not at all like the girl with the hungry eyes. She massages my arms and plays with my hands. We are having a good time.<\/p>\n

I ask her, “Why you finish that\u00a0Soi Six Go Go Bar?”<\/p>\n

“I have problem with Big Boss,” she tells me.<\/p>\n

“That Soi Six Go Go Bar\u00a0you worked at will not last long. \u00a0Every other bar on Soi Six charges 85 to 90 baht a beer. \u00a0But he charges 120 baht. \u00a0Every other Soi Six Bar charges 300 baht for a short time room. \u00a0He charges 500 baht for a shitty room. \u00a0He does not know how to manage a bar.”<\/p>\n

I think she\u2019s one of those \u201cWhat you see is what you get\u201d \u00a0kind of people<\/h3>\n

The beer costs 135 baht here, which is a little cheaper than most of the other Walking Street go go bars. When I ask her what her bar fine is she tells me, \u201cI don\u2019t know. The place is new.\u201d<\/p>\n

Meanwhile I\u2019m also talking to the two girls sitting to my left. My girl has to get up on the stage to dance. So I ask them what the bar fine is. They don\u2019t know either. So they motion another girl over to us. She doesn\u2019t even know but she goes to the other end of the stage to find someone who does. She comes back. For a while she sits next to me as one of the girls I had been talking with has to take her turn on the stage. \u201c1100 baht,\u201d she tells me.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m making it clear to all the girls around me that my girl and I are good friends, and that we have known each other for a long time. But I never mention Soi Six to any of them. That\u2019s up to the girl and if she wants to keep that a secret, I will honor her wanting to be quiet about her past employment down on Soi Six.<\/p>\n

\u201cHym. 1100 baht bar fine? Those greedy bastard bar owners.\u201d<\/h3>\n

I\u2019ll be making her a deal for 1000 baht. \u00a0Just not sure when. \u00a0One thing\u2019s almost for sure. \u00a0She\u2019s not going to be playing a lot of those stupid Walking Street Go Go bar girl games most of them play. I stay here far too long.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s gettin kind of late and I need to be back a collectin that girl with the hypnotic eyes. \u00a0In the meantime for all of you readin these pearls of wisdom, there really is a Soi Six Go Go Bar connection. \u00a0I distinctly remember the go go dancer from Heaven Above working down on Soi Six later on where the price no doubt went immediately down from 2000 baht short time to 1000 baht or even lower.<\/p>\n

Then there were the two pretty girls Billy Bob and I met in a Soi Six bar who had been working the Walking Street go go bars but were unable to make much money there.<\/p>\n

And I’ll never forget one of my old time favorites who had tried working at Baccarat, but \u00a0gone back to her old Soi Six bar after not making enough money at Baccharat.<\/p>\n

\u00a0To top it off, there was that really tall girl from Crazy House I had once paid too much for,<\/h3>\n

and then I wound up buying her a drink at that Soi Six Go Go Bar a few weeks later. \u00a0 I thought she was pretty hot, but I never bar fined her again even if her price no doubt went way down. \u00a0That other girl with the golden pussy from another Soi Six Bar was simply too much competition. \u00a0 My point is these were all the same girls. The only things that had changed was the price and the packaging.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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