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This means I can get two Gin and Tonics for 140 baht, and that\u2019s just enough to get me on my way. \u00a0Another thing, it\u2019s not all that high pressure here. If me and my pals just want to drink alone, to save some money, the girls aren\u2019t all that pushy. \u00a0And if I want someone, the bar fine\u2019s 900 baht.<\/p>\n
That\u2019s not as good as things used to be when go go bar fines were 600 baht. \u00a0But here, if a man wants to take a girl long time for an alnighter, the bar fine is still 900 baht. \u00a0 There’s no bar fine for a one hour short time with a much larger bar fine for long time the way so many go go bars are charging now a days. \u00a0Also, the girl and I can set our own price without having the mamasans telling me I must pay her 2000 baht for short time and 3000 long time.<\/p>\n
Uncle Bufford go go bar review Crazy House<\/h3>\n
Billie Bob and I move onto Crazy House. \u00a0Billie Bob\u2019s not all the keen on this place anymore. \u00a0He says he does not like the stupid uniforms the girls put on now. I want to come here because I just had a sexy girl from G spot all over me. She felt so good and I wanted her so much, but Billie Bob and me had agreed\u00a0 that neither of us would bar fine anyone tonight. \u00a0Anyways, we go to Crazy House because I want to see how good this girl feels compared to the G Spot gal. Luckily she\u2019s there.<\/p>\n
I\u2019ve banged her a few times. I\u2019ve also banged the G Spot dancer a few times. The gal from Crazy House is short, but she\u2019s got a great body. She has beautiful breasts that are just large enough to fill a man\u2019s mouth. \u00a0She knows it too. \u00a0And she uses this to her fullest advantage. If she\u2019s had enough tequila she will just put her pussy on full display. Sometimes she will just lie down on her back pointing it upwards at the ceiling. \u00a0It\u2019s hard for a man to keep his eyes away. She\u2019s got raw sex appeal and she’s totally brazen about it.<\/p>\n
Gouging the customers for drinks<\/h3>\n
She gets 50 baht for each ladies\u00a0drink. So the bar bill mounts up in a hurry especially when she\u2019s asking you to buy two tequilas. \u00a0One for yourself and one for her. \u00a0And that seems to be the main point of her game. \u00a0Pretty soon your bin is 1000 baht and if you stick around a little longer it\u2019s soon going to be 2000 baht. \u00a0Buy her out of the bar costs a 1000 baht bar fine now. \u00a0Before Christmas it was 800 baht. But Christmas is prime time for the bars to really gouge their customers. \u00a0For Crazy House, it\u2019s still Christmas even though it\u2019s now almost May.<\/p>\n
I can\u2019t prove it, but I think Mamasan is telling this girl to finish her short times in 45 minutes or less. The short time rooms are just across the street. \u00a0Ohm likes to get the short time over with as soon as she can. \u00a0And then she tries to get the customer to come back to the bar to buy her even more drinks.<\/p>\n
She feels so good perched up on my lap.<\/h3>\n
Then she feels my dick. \u00a0Ohm\u00a0knows only too well that it\u2019s good and hard. \u00a0But I had a huge hard on while I was with the G Spot dancer. \u00a0I buy her one tequila. \u00a0Within five minutes she\u2019s asking for a second one. \u00a0While still sitting on my lap she opens her legs a little. \u00a0My hand\u2019s right there. She wiggles her hips a little and lowers herself onto my hand. She is almost impossible to resist and she knows it. \u00a0But I had promised Billy Bob I would not bar fine anyone tonight.<\/p>\n
I leave it at just two drinks for her, and then I tell the waitress, \u201cCheck bin.\u201d Ohm asks me to buy her one more drink. But I politely refuse. Then I ask her to meet me outside the bar in a few days so I won\u2019t have to bar fine her. \u00a0She twists her face in\u00a0disapproval. \u00a0But I already know how mercenary she is. \u00a0She\u2019s after all the commission money she can get off each drink her customers buy. \u00a0If she meets me outside her bar, she\u2019s not going to get any drink commissions. \u00a0“How can you be such a cheap charlie?” her disdainful look tells me.<\/p>\n
The other girl knows the go-go bars are fucking over the customers.<\/h3>\n
Tourists don\u2019t know any better but the guys who live here all the time sure as hell do. \u00a0Most of the go go bars are operating like machines in order to squeeze out as many drinks as they can from their customers. The way it usually works is the girl is given 10, maybe 15 minutes to sit with a customer, and then she\u2019s called back to the stage where she must take her turn dancing. \u00a0If she likes her customer or is getting enough drinks out of him, she will return to order more drinks from him. If he appears drunk or new at the game other women join her. She tells customers one of them is her sister. \u201cCan you buy sister me, drink?\u201d she asks. \u00a0But once a customer shows he\u2019s generous with his money mamasan will also appear and ask him for a drink also.<\/p>\n
On Lady Drinks The G-Spot is much more laid back<\/h3>\n
Crazy House is a hands on \u00a0fun house. \u00a0It\u2019s also about as high pressure as it gets when it comes to milking a customer dry for drinks. \u00a0G Spot operates differently. \u00a0Once customers are\u00a0slow to get them\u00a0the next drink, girls like Ohm will drop them\u00a0in a minute to find a new customer or just to run off to chat with the other girls. Over at the G Spot, a typical girl will allow her customer to take his time and drink at his own pace. Dawn will usually not even ask a man to buy her a drink. But since she seems so good-natured, I won\u2019t hesitate a minute to\u00a0buy her a drink. I get the feeling from Dawn that she\u2019s on my side. Or that we are both on the same side. \u00a0I just keep getting great vibes from her.<\/p>\n
I\u2019ve now been in the very closest proximity to both girls which is exactly the way I had planned it. Both of them turn me on. It\u2019s about an equal contest. But I prefer Dawn. I get the feeling that she\u2019s really with me. \u00a0But with Ohm I feel like I\u2019m a target.<\/p>\n
Police cause Soi Six girl to go to Korea for 3 months<\/h3>\n
My thoughts turn to my favorite Soi Six girl. She\u2019s gone to Korea for three months because she\u2019s not been making enough money on Soi Six on account of the police. She tells me that things have gotten so bad on Soi Six that the bars are no longer allowing the girls to short time their customers in the upstairs rooms.<\/p>\n
This has not really applied to me, however. Many of the bars know me and trust me not to call the police if I see a falang take a girl upstairs. This doesn\u2019t help Lee any. \u00a0I remember a couple of years ago taking a\u00a0girl upstairs in Route 69 Bar when the bartender required me to leave my cell phone with the bar.<\/p>\n