{"id":3749,"date":"2017-10-21T17:54:23","date_gmt":"2017-10-21T10:54:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/?p=3749"},"modified":"2025-01-15T15:35:57","modified_gmt":"2025-01-15T08:35:57","slug":"beautiful-beach-road-freelancer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/2017\/10\/21\/beautiful-beach-road-freelancer\/","title":{"rendered":"The Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer who disappeared out of my life forever"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nine years ago the sexiest most beautiful Beach Road Freelancer disappears from Pattaya. And she\u2019s been off my radar ever since. The last night I saw her she was absolutely terrified of her violent Thai boyfriend. Who had to have been tied into the Thai mafia. I am certain she would have contacted me after that fabulous last night we had together in the Girl Beer Bar. Then later on in my condo when I found out that she was really in some deep shit. So why am I thinking of her now? Nine years have passed.<\/p>\n

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My favorite viking friend, Per, from Norway at the Girl Beer Bar<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I am an old fart now. But I was an old fart even back then. Yet even now I oftentimes have this overwhelming desire to show off. Like last week when I performed a pole dance in a Naklua Soi 18 bar.\u00a0 And put it on you tube.<\/p>\n

So why do I want to talk about this Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer now? For one thing we did this incredible pole dance together nine years ago.<\/h3>\n

Or at least I thought so. Perhaps it was all the tequila we had together.<\/p>\n

But no. It wasn\u2019t just the tequila I had. The German bar manager was so impressed by us that he came over and bought us both drinks.<\/p>\n

Later he took me and my girlfriend up to show us his living quarters in the Girl Beer\u00a0Bar<\/a>. But I didn\u2019t have a girlfriend on that last night I was with the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer. The girl and I were so whacked out that he never forgot us. We were having so much fun together. And then, the next morning, I got her a taxi. And never saw her again.<\/p>\n

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Several of the bar girls in the Girl Beer Bar.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

A lot has happened since we did that pole dance nine years ago<\/p>\n

The Girl Beer Bar owner and manager died. In Germany. The German\u2019s partner who was celebrating his 80th birthday at that big party at the German Girl Beer Bar just died 2 weeks ago. The Thai mafia murdered Edie. She had owned the Malai Bar. They shot her in the head on Sukamvit Road because she owed the wrong people money. After that a restaurant owner friend of mine also got mixed up with the Thai Mafia. But I\u2019m not going to talk about that here.<\/p>\n

So now I feel compelled to tell the story about the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer and how she disappeared on me<\/p>\n

Part I 12 years ago<\/h3>\n

I spotted her on Beach Road, across the street from Mike\u2019s shopping mall, leaning against a tree. The freelancer was slender, with a firm belly, and very full breasts. They weren\u2019t large. Or bulbous, and I found out later there was no silicon either. They were just bursting out of her slender frame. But now that I think about it from hindsight, I think she must have been lactating with her breasts full of milk.<\/p>\n

God, did I want to take them into my mouth. So I took her back to my room and paid her for short time. I think it was only 500 baht back then. But it was the best 500 baht I ever paid. And it was the worse. It just depends on how you look at it.<\/p>\n

She stayed in my room for just 20 minutes. It took only that long for me to come. And she wouldn\u2019t let me as much as touch those glorious breasts of hers. She wouldn\u2019t let me eat her either. And the bitch couldn\u2019t wait to get away from me and get on with her next customer down by Mike\u2019s shopping mall.<\/p>\n

I took her back to my room two or three times. But it was always the same. \u201cDon\u2019t touch. And Keep your tongue inside your own mouth.\u201d<\/h3>\n

That girl had total control of me. She was a complete bitch. But she was the sexiest girl I ever saw free lancing down on Beach Road. By a factor of ten.<\/p>\n

Four years I meet the beautiful Beach Road Freelancer again<\/h3>\n

I had promised my pals that I\u2019d meet them at the Beer Garden<\/a> for beers at 8:30, and then we\u2019d hit a few Walking Street go go bars together. Three years earlier I had bought a condo down on the beach in Naklua. So I tried to get a ten baht taxi on Naklua Road. But seven or eight Songtaews passed me. Their drivers totally not interested in picking me up. This pissed me off completely.<\/p>\n

\u201cFuck it. I\u2019m not getting any taxi tonight,\u201d I told myself. I\u2019m walking all the way even though it\u2019s over two miles to the Beer Garden. Not one of these lazy songtaew drivers is making one dime off me tonight.\u201d<\/p>\n

With nasty thoughts in mind about all the terrible things I wanted to befall all Pattaya taxi drivers, I set out to the Beer Garden, running most of those two miles. While walking part of the way. And then I jogged up to the platform across from Mike\u2019s shopping mall where a lot of free lancers hang out looking for customers. Then I heard one of the prostitutes calling out my name.<\/p>\n

I stopped right in my tracks. Suddenly a trim attractive free lancer stood directly in front of my path.<\/p>\n

\u201cJack. Do you remember me?\u201d the girl asked.<\/p>\n

I couldn\u2019t believe it. Here she was, looking almost the same as she did four years ago.<\/h3>\n

And she remembered my name. And here I had been thinking that she despised me. Me and all her other customers. She looked pretty much the same except that her breasts looked a lot smaller now.<\/p>\n

I told her I had bought a condo in Naklua since last seeing her. She acted surprised and pleased. I suppose she never expected me to put my roots down in Pattaya. Thinking I was just another tourist four years ago while I was renting a modest room near Soi 6.<\/p>\n

I wanted her again. But I had promised my friends Id be meeting them for sure. And did. Was only ten minutes late too. In spite of walking and running the entire way. I mean \u201cWho in the hell needs taxis anyway? Lazy motherfuckers.<\/p>\n

But I managed to give the girl my phone number. And I told her I\u2019d be finishing the go go bars around 11 when she promised to call me.<\/p>\n

Good to her word she called me a little after 11 while I was taking a piss in a go go bar toilet.<\/p>\n

Forty-five minutes later she was waiting for me just one block from my condo in front of the 7-11.<\/p>\n

I had no live in girlfriend then and was paying go go girls 1000 baht to visit me at my condo<\/h3>\n

Back then I had six different girls from Super Girls Go Go stay with me in my condo for short times. But oftentimes they\u2019d stay for several hours. I was also seeing a Soi Six girl who I was paying 800 baht to visit me. But like most Thai sex workers she turned out to be pretty much of a liar. But no matter. I had them coming and going back in those days.<\/p>\n

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My favorite girl from Super Girls at my condo.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I finally settled on a favorite go go dancer from Super Girls who eventually wound up getting big tits from silicon and company. Sometimes I\u2019d have her meet me for a drink or two at the Girl Beer Bar before taking her back to the condo.<\/p>\n

But my favorite Girl of them all turned out to be the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer<\/h3>\n

Yeah, I know. She was a complete bitch. But times had been a changing. I had my own condo now. So the girl knew I was for real. Staying in Pattaya all year long. Year after year.<\/p>\n

She started staying with me for an hour at a time. This went on for a couple of weeks and then we\u2019d start spending more time together out on my deck. Drinking and smoking cigarettes together. I\u2019d be seeing her a couple of times a week. While paying her 800 baht.<\/p>\n

She spoke much better English than most of the other girls. And she liked smoking cigarettes and so did I. So it was all so natural for us to just sit out there in the night smoking, and drinking whatever I had handy. But the more comfortable she got hanging around with me at my condo, the less comfortable she was getting with her situation.<\/p>\n

She had a Thai boyfriend. Who oftentimes beat her, and who was taking most of her money she was getting off her customers.<\/h3>\n

She started telling me that he had started following her. And that he knew exactly where I lived. As for me, I had long ago figured out that most of those Beach Road freelancers have really nasty Thai Mafia boyfriends.<\/p>\n

She liked me a lot. Otherwise, she wouldn\u2019t be spending all that time with me. So I was figuring that we would last for a very long time together. Perhaps forever. But it would not last.<\/p>\n

Our last night together<\/h3>\n

We had just had sex together in the master bedroom in my condo when I suddenly got the bright idea of taking her to the Girl Beer Bar.<\/p>\n

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Several of the ladies from Girl Beer Bar<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

A group of Germans ran the Girl Beer Bar. It was our absolute favorite bar in the entire world. The Girl Beer Bar had a good handful of pretty girls who used to dance out on the sidewalk in front of the place. Gus and I used to buy one or two bottles of Thai whiskey and then we\u2019d sit out in front of the bar with several of the girls who we\u2019d ply with alcohol.<\/p>\n

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Girl Beer Bar ladies drinking Thai whiskey at a table right on the sidewalk. Gus and I used to buy bottles of Thai whiskey from a nearby 7-11, and then we’d give it to the girls to loosen up.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The mamasan didn\u2019t mind that we were getting all those bottles of Thai whisky on the cheap at a nearby 7-11. And neither did the German owners.<\/p>\n

I used to bring girls into the Girl Beer Bar from the outside and ask my favorite girls what they thought of the girls I was taking home with me. But this night I really didn\u2019t care what anyone thought of the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer. She was the epitome of cool. And I was so happy to have her with me.<\/p>\n

Pole Dancing at the Girl Beer Bar with the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer<\/h3>\n