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Out of\u00a0 all the\u00a0Hilarious bar girl excuses from Pattaya Go Go girls to avoid long time sex this one had me rolling on the floor with laughter.\u00a0 \u00a0Even though Pattaya go go girls are especially notorious for cheating their customers out of what they have paid for, this incident still churns my stomach.\u00a0 \u00a0 The bar, the mamasan and the go go girl all conspired to cheat my friend.\u00a0 \u00a0Who paid 4300 baht for long time but ended up getting the shaft.<\/p>\n

When a man pays for long time, this means he’s paying for an all nighter for the bar girl he’s bar fining.\u00a0 Not for 3 hours of monkey business.<\/h3>\n
But when he pays for short time sex, he’s typically paying for a half an hour to 3 hours with the bar girl he’s bar fining. I am now going to make a few generalizations to distinguish between beer bar girls and Pattaya go go girls.\u00a0 In general when a man buys a beer bar girl out of the bar,\u00a0 she’s hoping to spend the entire night with him.\u00a0 One reason for this is the bar girl hopes he will like her enough to hire her out for a week, a month, a year, or a lifetime.\u00a0 The typical beer bar girl hopes to provide security for her family for the long haul.\u00a0 So if she can get a steady income of 15000 to 30000 baht every month from a falang, she’s achieving her goal.\u00a0 Because now she is able to send 5000 to 20000 baht a month to her Mama and Papa.\u00a0 And oftentimes her brothers, the Thai boyfriend she’s hiding away in the village, etc.<\/div>\n
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What this amounts to is long term job income for family members who are unable or unwilling to work<\/h3>\n

But Walking Street go go girls operate in a totally different manner.\u00a0 First off, most of their customers are tourists.\u00a0 And tourists are idiots who don’t know any better.\u00a0 \u00a0But a lot of expats who live full time in Pattaya visit the beer bars.\u00a0 Or men who keep making multiple visits to Pattaya, who have been around and seen a lot.\u00a0 This is why so many beer bar girls view so many customers as long term prospects.\u00a0 And go go girls view customers as short term visitors who they are likely to never see again.<\/p>\n

Again, I’m generalizing.\u00a0 But go go girls act as birds of prey.\u00a0 Behaving as predators zooming down on their hapless victims. Their goal is to extract as much money in the shortest amount of time from their victims.\u00a0 So when they go long time with a customer, they want to spend as little time with him as possible.\u00a0 And the last thing she wants to do is to spend the entire night with him.<\/p>\n

Keep in mind that money is number one<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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If you are going to have anything to do with Thai women, especially bar girls you need this book. It’s the bible. In Money Number One Neil Hutchison tells it like it is. Which has royally upset many Thais who complained so much about Neil’s cartoons that the main book stores here such as Asia books have taken it off their shelves.\u00a0 But if you are a tourist you already know everything, don’t you?\u00a0 Look at it this way.\u00a0 See the funny old fart in the cartoon.\u00a0 This is you.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

So the typical go go girl doesn’t care about how badly she behaves.\u00a0 After all, tourists are here today and gone tomorrow.\u00a0 \u00a0Whereas your typical beer bar girl views her customers as long term prospects who can provide life long security for her family.\u00a0 Money is still number one.\u00a0 It’s just that the beer bar girl is looking long term.\u00a0 And the go go girl is looking only for the short term.\u00a0 Just keep in mind that bar girl excuses is in their dna wherever you find them.<\/p>\n

Let’s now laugh at all the bar girl excuses go go girls make to avoid having to spend the entire night with their victims<\/h3>\n

One of their favorite excuses is “I have to go home early.\u00a0 I must go home to take care of my baby.”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\u00a0This is total horseshit.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Out of all the bar girls I’ve met,\u00a0 only one of them had her child staying with her in Pattaya.\u00a0 And she was from Laos.\u00a0 Which meant that she had no family living in Thailand that she could lean on.\u00a0 Almost all Thai bar girls have their momma and papa or sister taking care of their babies up in the village.\u00a0 Chances are Momma and Papa are too frail to work.\u00a0 Or there’s hardly any employment for them in the village.\u00a0 So they might as well take care of the children.\u00a0 Otherwise they are as useless as tits on a boar when it comes to the grand scale of bar girl-Thai family economies.<\/div>\n
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But the bar girl is still young and vigorous and she’s got that gilded pussy that we all want.\u00a0 \u00a0Chances are she’s renting a room for 5000 to 10000 baht a month and she’s got one or two roommates to share the expense with.<\/div>\n

Here’s another classic example\u00a0 of\u00a0\u00a0bar girl excuses that the average tourist is totally naive about<\/h3>\n
The customer’s in the room with the girl he’s just bar fined.\u00a0 After having sex a single time, the bar girl gets a phone call from one of her accomplices.<\/div>\n
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She utters:\u00a0 “Oh tilak.\u00a0 My friend me.\u00a0 Lose key.\u00a0 I have.\u00a0 My friend me cannot get in room.\u00a0 I must give now.\u00a0 So sorry tilak.\u00a0 I want stay with you so much.”<\/div>\n
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You are going to have to pay high drink prices here. But you won’t be paying any bar fines. Do expect to hear the usual bar girl excuses here. It’s the same everywhere. After all, it’s in their DNA<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n
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The bar girl typically does this at 2 or 3 in the morning.\u00a0 Then she pockets the money you just gave her so that she can visit a Thai karioke bar to meet with her Thai boyfriend.\u00a0 Or even worse, so that she can take your money to pay a very attractive Thai man to have sex with her.\u00a0 Or–so that she can go to Club Insomnia<\/a>, Lucifers <\/a>Bamboo Bar<\/a> or other disco so that she can now pick up another customer.\u00a0 This time as a free lancer.<\/div>\n
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Personally I think I’d enjoy going here to meet the women. The problem is, one has to be a vampire because discos such as Insomnia are for night owls. They open late and stay open late. One avoids the bar fines. Many go go dancers come here for one last trick after you pay high dollar for their services. I’d enjoy the hunt. I just can’t stay out late and get up too early in the morning to play Count Dracula.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n

\u00a0But this latest line of bull pales compared to the line of horse shit a Walking Street go go girl fed one of my friends last night.<\/h3>\n
My pal’s first mistake is, he negotiates with the Mamasan.\u00a0 This is at Super Girls Go Go Bar<\/a>.\u00a0 Now my first rule is to never ever negotiate with the mamasan.\u00a0 \u00a0First off she’s going to be getting a commission from the go go girl you are bar fining.\u00a0 So it’s in mamasan’s best interest to set your price as high as possible.<\/div>\n
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There’s a short time room down the street that charges 350 baht for 2 hours.\u00a0 \u00a0Then there’s the 600 baht bar fine he has to pay Super Girls.\u00a0 But my friend wants the intimacy of his hotel room.\u00a0 He wants the girlfriend experience.\u00a0 And unknown to me he wants long time instead of short time.\u00a0 This means an all-niter. But he makes a mistake and this is to pay the mamasan.<\/div>\n
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The way it should work is the customer pays the bar fine to the go go bar while he negotiates a price that is acceptable to both the girl and himself.<\/div>\n
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If I ever have a mamasan try to interfere between me and the girl I’m bar fining, I tell her.\u00a0 “Look.\u00a0 I”m fucking her.\u00a0 Not you.”<\/h3>\n
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So the three of us head down to Pattaya Tai where we board a baht taxi to Naklua.\u00a0 I drive my motorcycle that I’ve parked in the hotel’s parking lot back to my condo.\u00a0 While my friend and his short time girl go up to his room at Lek Villa Hotel.<\/div>\n
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My friend\u2019s room is on the 4th floor and he has his windows and door open to the balcony to let the fresh ocean breeze in. He has sex with the go-go girl and then he goes to sleep. One or two hours later the girl wakes him up. She has shut the door to the balcony and closed the window, but she hasn\u2019t turned the air conditioner on.<\/div>\n
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She cries out, \u201cMosquitoes, Mosquitoes too much.\u201d Then she shows him a pimple on her ass, and tells him, \u201cI cannot sleep because of the mosquitoes so I must go home (to my Thai boyfriend or disco such as Lucifers, Tony\u2019s, Insomnia, Marine, etc to pick up still another paying customer).<\/h3>\n
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This really pisses off my friend who by now cannot wait to get rid of the bitch so he tells her,<\/div>\n
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\u201cI’ve had enough of your pathetic bar girl excuses.\u00a0 Go, get out of here. Next time I don\u2019t go to your go-go bar. I go to Beach Road for good lady for just 500 baht.\u201d<\/div>\n
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I recall his saying he paid her 3500 baht for the long time plus the 600 baht bar fine plus another 300 baht to the mamasan for setting up such a great deal for him.<\/div>\n
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But trust me, his experience is all too typical for Walking Street Go-Go girls.<\/div>\n
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I remember a friend of mine who paid 2000 baht to a Living Dolls go go girl expecting to have her spend all night with him, but she kept telling him, \u201c such typical bar girl excuses as\u00a0 “I cannot sleep. You snore too much. I must go home” (to Thai husband).<\/div>\n
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There are three lessons to be learned here. Number one\u2013Do not go to go-go bars, number 2. If you must–never have the mamasan or waitress negotiate the price for you. She will try to get the highest dollar for the girl at your expense, and 3. Never pay for sex in advance. Negotiate your price and then pay the girl when she leaves you or you have finished doing what the two of you agreed on. If she falls asleep on you without performing don\u2019t pay her.\u00a0 And if a girl cheats you out of a long time by going short time, pay her only for the short time.\u00a0 Last, but not least, be ready for the usual\u00a0 bar girl excuses.\u00a0 Trust me, they are coming your way.<\/div>\n
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Above all, do not believe all the bar girl excuses.\u00a0 And trust in one thing.\u00a0 “You can always tell when a bar girl is lying when her lips are moving.<\/div>\n
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You might be interested in taking a look at\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Pattaya Mamasans extorting commissions from their bar girls<\/a><\/div>\n
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Uncle Bufford says, \u201cDon’t deal with Pimping Pattaya\u00a0mamasans<\/b><\/a><\/div>\n
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Avaricious Pattaya\u00a0Mamasans<\/b>\u00a0raping go go dancers part 2.<\/a><\/div>\n
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Greedy Pattaya\u00a0Mamasans<\/b>\u00a0force go go girls to charge too much part 1<\/a><\/div>\n
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Walking Street\u00a0Mamasans<\/b>\u00a0exploiting customers and girls alike<\/a><\/div>\n
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