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Luckily he&#8217;s got a cast iron stomach.&nbsp; And luckily that in Norway he spends Twelve dollars for a can of beer.&nbsp; Because it&#8217;s going to take a lot of alcohol to quench his thirst tonight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-who-says-you-have-to-go-to-pattaya-s-go-go-bars-for-a-great-time-real-expats-such-as-peter-claim-walking-street-s-only-for-tourists-who-don-t-know-any-better\">Who says you have to go to Pattaya&#8217;s Go Go Bars for a great time? 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