Episode 1 of The Strip Club Experience.  The following interview was done live in the Lost Angels Chat Room. 

Jack -- (6:11:35 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
1. What got you first interested in strip clubs, Morris?

Morris -- (6:13:29 Pacific Time, Mar 11)
Jack, the is easy.....I was 16 years old and the thought of naked women would lure in any guy at that age.

Jack -- (6:14:28 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
So how were you getting into clubs at that age?

Jack -- (6:14:53 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Most of them I've been to are really strict on checking ID's

Morris -- (6:16:15 Pacific Time, Mar 11)
I was 6' 5" and weighed nearly 250lbs, somehow I got away with doing a lot of things at 16 yo

Jack -- (6:16:53 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
So where were these clubs you were visiting then?

Morris -- (6:17:52 Pacific Time, Mar 11)
I have also noticed that now days but for whatever reason, I did not have an issue getting into the IL clubs then

Jack -- (6:18:48 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
So you started off visiting Illinois Clubs? Were you living in Missouri or Illinois then?

Morris -- (6:19:05 Pacific Time, Mar 11)
Brooklyn, Centerville, East St Louis

Morris -- (6:19:28 Pacific Time, Mar 11)
I was living in Illinois

Jack -- (6:19:57 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Great clubs in that area, but we will talk about that when I ask you a question in a few minutes about the clubs in that area.

Jack -- (6:20:40 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
So I will come back to it.


Okay.... In what part of the U.S. do you like the clubs the most?

Morris -- (6:23:27 Pacific Time, Mar 11)
There is no doubt that the Metro East St Louis area is my favorite but Las Vegas and South Florida are close runner-ups.

Jack -- (6:24:25 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
It is my favorite area as well, but taken as a whole througout the U.S. what clubs do you like the most? This would include the Florida and Las Vegas clubs

Morris -- (6:26:31 Pacific Time, Mar 11)
Are you looking for the name of the clubs?

Jack -- (6:26:41 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
And of course, it goes without saying,,,why do you consider these to be your favorite clubs?

Morris -- (6:31:44 Pacific Time, Mar 11)
Ok, well I have a list of my favorite clubs based on the looks of the women dancing and the fun a person will have.

Jack -- (6:32:11 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
So what are the clubs?

Morris -- (6:32:47 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
1. Cheyenne's Gentlemens Club in Arkoma, OK is my hands down favorite

Jack -- (6:33:06 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
My next question is going to be what kinds of things or attributes are you looking for in a club.

Morris -- (6:33:22 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
#2 Wild Wild West Saloon in Salina KS

Jack -- (6:33:24 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
So why is that your favorite?

Jack -- (6:35:06 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Both of these are Western clubs. So there are no Florida clubs that are you top choices or Las Vegas clubs?

Morris -- (6:36:42 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Cheyennes, really takes care of the girls with no tipouts for instance and they have a great reputation with the dancers. They also attract only the top talent. On any Monday night, there maybe 20 dancers working and all of them will be at least a "8" on a "10" scale.

Jack -- (6:37:59 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I take it then that Cheyenne's is in Cheyenne, Wyoming?

Morris -- (6:38:09 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
and Saturday night, there will be around 100 girls working.

Morris -- (6:38:54 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
No, Cheyennes is in Arkoma, OK, right across the river from Ft Smith AR

Jack -- (6:39:11 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Ok.

Morris -- (6:39:20 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Like I said, I have a list of my favorite clubs

Morris -- (6:39:47 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
#3 is Covergirls in Arlington TX

Jack -- (6:40:03 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
So what do you look for in a strip club? Is it all about which club has the best looking gals?

Morris -- (6:40:12 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
#4 is Babydolls in Las Vegas

Morris -- (6:41:26 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
#5 Lipsticks in Dallas TX

Jack -- (6:41:50 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
What does it run for a private in Lipsticks?

Morris -- (6:42:16 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
$20

Morris -- (6:42:49 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
What do you mean by "private"

Jack -- (6:42:58 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I've heard a lot of the Dallas clubs are expensive but they are quite nice and have some really good lookers working for them.

Jack -- (6:43:17 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
A lapdance in the corner or vip room

Jack -- (6:43:39 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
As opposed to a lapdance on the stage.

Morris -- (6:44:05 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Dallas is very nice but Las Vegas is the most expensive

Jack -- (6:44:36 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Now I want you to key in on the kind of attributes you consider to be important in a club to make you want to go there.

Morris -- (6:44:53 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Most of Dallas clubs cost the same as the Metro East St Louis clubs

Jack -- (6:45:32 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
And the girls in the Dallas clubs..how do they stack up overall for looks?

Morris -- (6:47:13 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Dallas clubs are about the same as St Louis in looks, the nicer clubs usually have nicer looking women such as "The Lodge".

Jack -- (6:48:46 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
So what do you think are the most important things for you in a strip club? Is it the looks of the girls, how inexpensive the drinks are, or which clubs offer you the most intimate bodily contact with the girls?

Morris -- (6:49:03 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
#1 for me, is what it is going to cost to get me in the door, have my 1st two drinks, and a lapdance.

Jack -- (6:50:05 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Same here. Cost is very important. Especially wheh I want the strip club experience several times a week or even more.

Morris -- (6:50:13 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
For a new club, I always check the reviews to see if the club is worth going too

Jack -- (6:50:54 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
So do you think a lot of men can benefit by going to strip clubs?

Morris -- (6:54:09 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
That is really tough question for me as so many are hung up in the moral right thing.

Jack -- (6:54:31 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Let me play devil's advocate for a moment. So I will tell you that you should be able to get women on your own without having to go to a strip club and have to pay high dollar buying gals drinks and paying them for lap dances. So, if you can't go out and get regular girls, then obviously something must be wrong with you?

Jack -- (6:55:52 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
So again, i'm playing the devil's advocate. It is not the moral right thing for you to be going to strip clubs? How would you respond to such a person?

Jack -- (6:56:53 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I mean how can you justify your form of bad conduct?

Morris -- (6:57:47 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
I think everyone has there own comfort levels with who they can or will interact with, for me I like strippers or that bad girl type.

Jack -- (6:58:12 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I'm going to tell everyone not to hang around you and that they should hang around me instead because I'm going to show them all kinds of wholesome things they can be doing

Morris -- (6:58:35 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
but many will only want a princess to love forever

Jack -- (6:59:01 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Okay....So you really don't give a rat's ass what other people want to do or what they think of you, then. You like bad girls and you like strippers. So why do you like bad girls and strippers?

Jack -- (7:00:37 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I like to think of you, Morris, as a Dick Fitswell type of character. or shall I just consider you a prototypical monger. And that's because you don't want a princess to love forever and ever.

Morris -- (7:00:47 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
That is my comfort level and in that area I feel like I can do what I want.

Jack -- (7:01:35 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
So what do you want of these girls?

Morris -- (7:03:14 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Of course the answer is sex. For a girl to have any chance with me, they need to be completely "hands on"

Jack -- (7:03:41 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I said I'd get back around to the St. Louis Metro East clubs.

How do you stack up the Saint Louis Metro East Clubs against other clubs in the U.S.?

Jack -- (7:04:44 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
That's more or less what I thought. If I were to pick the embodiment of Dick Fitswell among the people I know I'd have a hard choice between you and one of my German friends, Michael.

Morris -- (7:05:21 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
The Saint Louis Metro East Clubs have there great spots and their shitholes

Jack -- (7:06:03 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Would you care to enumerate them. Which ones are the great spots and which ones are the shitholes?

Morris -- (7:07:33 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Most of the PT's, Hustler Club, and Penthouse clubs fall into the great category

Jack -- (7:07:34 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I get at least one person a week emailing me about the U.S clubs. Recently I had someone asking me about the Chicago Clubs and he never even mentioned going to the St Louis East Side.

Morris -- (7:08:48 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Wiseguys is my favorite club in the Saint Louis Metro East Clubs, it definitely falls into the shithole category

Jack -- (7:09:06 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Which one is the Penthouse Club.? I haven't been to the East side clubs for awhile

Jack -- (7:09:36 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
It's a shithole and yet you love it?

Morris -- (7:09:57 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Miss Kitty's and Leg's would also fall into the Shithole category as well

Jack -- (7:10:28 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
So you would like Wiseguys, Kittys and Leg's about equally well?

Morris -- (7:11:08 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
The difference here is the same as comparing places on Walking Street to places on Soi Six

Morris -- (7:11:32 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
No, I like Wiseguys the best

Jack -- (7:11:43 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Okay....I gotcha.......a Shithole club offers maximum hands on activity

Jack -- (7:12:00 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
YOu said you like Wiseguys the best.

Morris -- (7:12:15 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
They definitely have better talent that is doing the same things as the other clubs

Jack -- (7:13:18 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
So if I were to compare Wiseguys to say Kittys you might get the same degree of action at both but at least at Wiseguys you have a much better chance of finding someone who does not look like my pet Doberman?

Morris -- (7:13:34 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Wiseguys has a great building for one thing. They have updated the inside at least twice in the last 5 years.

Jack -- (7:14:24 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
What are you paying now for beers in such clubs?

Morris -- (7:14:29 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Exactly, Wiseguys does get the cream of the crop of slutty women.

Morris -- (7:15:23 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
I think Wiseguys charges $5 a bottle or $12 for a bucket of 4 beers.

Jack -- (7:15:31 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I want to get back to Wiseguys, but I want to mention I talked to Angel for a long time last week and she was mentioning to me all those beds they have over at the Hustler Club

Jack -- (7:16:00 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I like that.....the bucket of beers. Three bucks a bottle.

Morris -- (7:16:17 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Yeah, I don't really care for them

Jack -- (7:16:26 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Can you screw a dancer in one of those beds over at Hustler?

Morris -- (7:16:37 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
the beds at Hustler club that is

Morris -- (7:17:07 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
No, you get the same contact as a full friction lapdance

Morris -- (7:17:53 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
There is ZERO sex at thee Hustler Club in Saint Louis Metro East

Jack -- (7:18:16 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Apparently she's been misinformed then. I thought so too. I thought the beds were just a gimmick to offer the customer a complete lack of value for too much cash.

Morris -- (7:19:01 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
The thing about the Hustler Club is they offer a great value for the money.

Jack -- (7:19:43 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
How do you figure? As to drink prices?

Morris -- (7:19:54 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
They offer $10 lap dances in the VIP area on couch type chair or $20 lap dance on a bed

Jack -- (7:20:52 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
YOu still prefer Wiseguys though. So what does your hard earned money get you there?

Morris -- (7:21:53 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
for me, I get the same satisfaction with the couch. Now, I am sure some girl may get a bit friendlier. But I doubt if actual sexual contact happens on a regular basis.

Jack -- (7:22:38 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
A few years ago I got laid a couple of times in the corner over at CMOE's and they used to have those 45 minute joyrides in their limo for $170.

Jack -- (7:23:35 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
And at least two other clubs they had those Jacuzzis and I most definitely got laid a few times in those.

Morris -- (7:23:52 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Wiseguys still falls into the type of place that an average guy can afford the drink and cover and then be able to negotiate extras at a reasonable price as well.

Morris -- (7:24:12 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Wiseguys is definitely full-service.

Jack -- (7:24:32 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
But that was a long time ago. I didn't go for sex anymore at these clubs once I started writing for magazines and doing my photography

Jack -- (7:24:56 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
So what does full service run at Wiseguys?

Morris -- (7:25:08 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
In my opinion, CMoe's is way below shithole status

Jack -- (7:25:46 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I have a very low opinion of C Mowes, We used to call it Shit Mowes.

Morris -- (7:27:02 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
by the way, are you going to print these prices and such about these specific places?

Jack -- (7:27:06 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I have no idea of what full service runs there days. I've been living in Thailand now for nearly 7 years.

Morris -- (7:29:32 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
the unfortunate end is that I know what happens when people brag about what happens in certain places in public

Jack -- (7:30:29 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
What happens? I know I was bared once from C-Mowes simply when someone came in here and called it Shit Mowes.

Jack -- (7:30:48 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I didn't say it nor did I encourage it.

Jack -- (7:32:07 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Okay..Let's move onto a slightly different tact. Let's compare the Metro East clubs in general to those elsewhere. for example do you think the Chicago clubs are as much fun as the Metro East Clubs?

Morris -- (7:33:24 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
but still if I say that you can get a BJ at a certain place for $50 then a few things will happen.

#1 the place will stop allowing such behavior
#2 the place will rise on the radar for local vice
#3 the girls will think they are worth more, etc...

Jack -- (7:34:15 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Okay...Let's strike the mentioning of prices then.

Morris -- (7:34:29 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
In all honesty, I have little knowledge of the Chicago clubs

Jack -- (7:35:04 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Okay......That's probably because there is not a lot to say about them.

Morris -- (7:35:47 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Everywhere I travel in the country, the Saint Louis Metro East Clubs have a distinct reputation.

Jack -- (7:35:50 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
So speaking of generalities how would you rate the Metro East area as far as fun compared to other areas in the U.S.?

Jack -- (7:36:14 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
And what is that reputation?

Morris -- (7:36:45 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
They are the best in the fun arena across the board.

Jack -- (7:37:19 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
And does any other area you know of justify that kind of reputation as much as the St. Louis Metro East club scene does?

Morris -- (7:38:19 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Las Vegas, Texas, and South Florida comes close.

Jack -- (7:39:06 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I will say hands down that the Saint Louis Metro East club scene was terrific fun. Vegas could not begin to match it for instance. My trouble is once I became a photographer strippers would be with me all the time if only to do photo shoots for instance so wherever I went I had a lot of great female companionship.

Morris -- (7:39:15 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
If I look hard enough, I can usually find fun where ever I am at

Jack -- (7:39:28 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Me too.

Jack -- (7:40:22 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
How about the Exotic Dancer Las Vegas expo. Did you like that experience and why?

Jack -- (7:42:33 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I would not go into any detail as to what it is as I will put a link into the article for anyone who wants to get a little background on it.

Morris -- (7:43:21 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
hang on, it is taking some time to type my thoughts

Jack -- (7:44:18 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Not me, I think erratically so I type erratically, and fast. Only one faster I can bring up straight off is PlOne.

Morris -- (7:45:39 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
I had a great time the last two years I went. The first year was fantastic, as I was part of Big Daddy's entourage. Even then, I still knew many people there. By the second year, people remembered me and it was a lot easier talking to many of the entertainers and such.

Jack -- (7:48:13 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Speaking for myself I immensely preferred just going to the main bar all the entertainers would hang out to going to a Las Vegas strip club. A lot of the girls knew me so we had a lot of fun and they weren't trying to rip me off. the Vegas gals in the clubs had no idea who I was and so it was all about ripping me off as quickly as possible.

Jack -- (7:49:49 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I remember one time this guy from St. Louis and I were at the bar drinking with Tori Blake, one of the Pure Talent girls. We all really got ripped. I was staying at Little Egypt (the Luxor) and everyone else was staying at Mandalay Bay. Tori wound up driving me back to my hotel in her car at 3 or 4 a.m.

Jack -- (7:51:10 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
so now that you have met a few feature entertainers, and it's mainly through the Exotic Dancer Expo in Las Vegas and through Big Daddy what is your basic opinion of them?

Morris -- (7:52:36 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Really I only like two Features in general, most are so fake, literally in body and personality.

Jack -- (7:52:55 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
It's going to depend on the girl. I think we all know that.

Morris -- (7:53:16 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Suzy Malone and Dakota Skype are dolls, Sandra Saxon is a close runner-up

Jack -- (7:54:13 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Now that I am way over here in Thailand I have to say I have very fond memories of so many of the girls....of the house dancers and of feature entertainers too. at first I didn't like the feature entertainers but the more I was around them the more I got to like them.

Jack -- (7:56:27 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
A lot of them act just like regular gals but I think one has to get to know them better. It's because they travel so much and they are looked at by men in the clubs they visit as "the star" so a lot of them try to keep their distance while trying to remain polite. They really have to because their position vis a vis the customers is very different from that of the house dancers.

Morris -- (7:56:28 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
For the most part I side with the house dancers

Jack -- (7:58:00 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Sometimes I think I like the features better. And then I start to remember the really good house dancers such as Angel and Renee up in Michigan And Selena who was unfortunately killed. Well the list goes on and on. Met some girls I really miss though.

Morris -- (7:58:13 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
I understand exactly what you are saying.

Jack -- (7:59:23 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I think Lauren Kaine who is I think another Michigan gal and she's a feature is a terrific lady and I wish I had gotten to know her better.

Jack -- (7:59:38 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
And Leah layne was as common and just as friendly as a cob.

Jack -- (8:01:12 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
LA. LaMann who is pretty well known as a feature is an outstanding person. She's unforgettable. Tori Blake who I drank with in Las Vegas was very affable and came off as pretty ordinary. And Carre Bare was simply wonderful to be around.

Jack -- (8:02:07 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
By now, Morris you have been to Thailand a number of times and you are about to go back in April

Jack -- (8:02:38 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
In general do you enjoy the company of the Thai ladies more or that of American strippers?

Morris -- (8:02:38 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Obviously you have a good memory for names. For some reason, I just can not recall people like that.

Jack -- (8:03:17 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I think I wrote a magazine article on nearly every girl I mentioned and on so many others too.

Jack -- (8:03:37 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
So they remember me too.

Morris -- (8:03:39 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Hahaha, you know I love the Thai ladies

Jack -- (8:04:03 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I love the Thai ladies too.

Jack -- (8:04:20 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I find them to be the best looking women in the world.

Morris -- (8:05:26 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
I have always like Asian women in general, but Thai's are the best.

Jack -- (8:05:32 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
But when I think back on Marriah and Jade and Anna for instance, those women would have fought for me. And I saw Anna slug her boyfriend several times in the face for disrespecting me.

Jack -- (8:06:24 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I like the hearts that so many American strippers have.

Morris -- (8:07:13 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Yes, I have a good relationship with several American strippers as well.

Morris -- (8:08:16 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
For me American strippers just fill a void now until I can return to LOS

Jack -- (8:08:23 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
They might have a lot of baggage..drug problems for example..lesbian issues and so on......but really how many women will literally fight for you and I don't mean because you are their boyfriend and they are jealous of another woman but because you are their friend and they want to protect you?

Morris -- (8:09:33 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
I can remember after my first couple of trips to Thailand. American strippers did absolutely nothing for me. For some reason I just was not interested in them anymore.

Jack -- (8:09:56 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
It is true that the Thai women are just so good looking.

Jack -- (8:11:30 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
In general most American strippers cannot touch these gals for looks. And they are so available it's almost like picking fruit off the trees.

But I was speaking of their hearts though. Not their looks nearly as much

Morris -- (8:11:56 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
For me, besides their looks I also like their body styles.

Jack -- (8:12:44 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Yep....they have terrific bodies.

Jack -- (8:13:22 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I am trying to get a handle on why so many of them have such great bodies. They certainly don't like to exercise.

Jack -- (8:14:02 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Do you have a goal as to how many Thai women you plan to bang during this next visit?

Morris -- (8:14:31 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
It is hard for me not at most American dancers as being fat. Thais is general are just so slender.

Morris -- (8:15:45 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
That is tough question for me. I will be there just 30 days and of course, I plan on seeing one girl for my last 10 days of my trip.

Morris -- (8:16:24 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
But that does not mean that I will not see other women during those last 10 days.

Morris -- (8:16:58 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Probably around 20 women.

Jack -- (8:17:21 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I have found that most Russian women look terrible just like English women and American women, etc. But there's a minority of Russian women I've watched getting their exercise in and they will get on those aerobic machines and stay on them for an hour. Their bodies show it too. Because a lot of them have terrific little bodies because of all that exercise so it just goes to show that white women can be small if they want to be.

Jack -- (8:18:21 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I think 20 is a reasonable number to shoot for considering you will be tied up with just one for 10 days out of 30

Morris -- (8:18:42 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
You are absolutely right Jack, I have many friends here that fall into that category

Morris -- (8:19:30 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
well of course during my first 5 days or so, I will probably be looking at 2 girls a day

Jack -- (8:19:38 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I believe I'm about out of questions. We are getting into Thailand a lot now.

Would you care to mention anything about strip clubs I've not asked you to comment on?

Morris -- (8:22:48 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
I think so many clubs in the US are to pushy when it comes to money. As customers, we do not want to be treated as an ATM.

Jack -- (8:23:32 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Any particular clubs you have in mind?

Morris -- (8:24:00 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
There are clubs out there that expect a customer to pay $10 for parking, then pay $50 for a door cover, and then pay $17 for a drink all before you ever see one dancer.

Morris -- (8:24:41 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Saphires in Las Vegas is a good example.

Jack -- (8:26:12 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I think a lot of Vegas clubs I've been to are that way.

Jack -- (8:26:44 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
Which is why the last time or two at the Expo I just stayed at the hotel bar drinking with all the feature entertainers.

Jack -- (8:28:10 Pacific Time, Mar 11) Delete
I think we have her about wrapped up Morris. Let me just save this file and get back to you as soon as I've done that.

Morris -- (8:28:22 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
Do not get me wrong Jack, I understand that it is all a business. But there are so many better clubs out there that are always full of return customers. A good example of would Larry Flint's Hustler Club in Washington Park, IL

Morris -- (8:29:32 Pacific Time, Mar 11 to: (Jack))
I hope this turned out to be what you wanted?