{"id":1044,"date":"2014-09-21T15:54:29","date_gmt":"2014-09-21T08:54:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/?page_id=1044"},"modified":"2022-03-01T18:27:39","modified_gmt":"2022-03-01T11:27:39","slug":"pattaya-bar-girls","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/pattaya-bar-girls\/","title":{"rendered":"Pattaya Bar Girls"},"content":{"rendered":"

Call it a Disneyland for Adults, Pattaya has the most beautiful women on earth. The challenge is surviving Pattaya\u00a0 bar girls.<\/p>\n

\"Pattaya<\/a>
Kwan is the superstar of Pattaya bar girls in the Drinking Street beer bar complex<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

\"click-here\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0If all you want to do is watch videos of \u00a0pretty women<\/p>\n

\"Pattaya<\/a><\/p>\n

The truth is over 90 percent of\u00a0 newbies to Pattaya bar girls completely disregard the advice of expats who actually live in Pattaya<\/h3>\n

while failing to read the right books that can save them a lot of heartache later.<\/p>\n

This Pattaya Bar Girls section\u00a0 in the Fun House\u00a0 focuses on shaking\u00a0 Pattaya newbies out of such arrogant complacency.\u00a0 It will recommend only the best books about Pattaya bar girls and the mysterious ways of Pattaya women.\u00a0 Its purpose is to offer the unvarnished truth discovered by real expats living in Pattaya today. These are men who live full time in Pattaya.\u00a0 And have learned to ignore a value system that is 180 degrees different from their own.\u00a0 The advice you will find here is from expatriates living outside their native countries.\u00a0 Who are not ashamed to admit their many mistakes with Pattaya bar girls.<\/p>\n

Welcome to the Fun House<\/span>\u00a0<\/a>\"Welcome<\/a><\/h3>\n

Was until now the only book Jack Corbett has written about\u00a0 Pattaya Bar girls and what it is really like living in Pattaya as an expat.\u00a0\u00a0 Welcome to the Fun House<\/span> casts Pattaya as a whacky off the rails fun house\u00a0 of expats living in an idyllic condominium community designed, organized and presided over by the visionary Herman the German,<\/h3>\n

the builder-developer of the Bahthaus,\u00a0 who has more money than God.\u00a0\u00a0 But then Thai kick boxers murders\u00a0 one of the Fun House Expats.\u00a0 And when the Pattaya police rules it an accident the Fun House community must decide between acceptance and taking the law into their own hands.<\/p>\n

But how real is the Fun House really? Surely that condo full of regenerated middle-aged men and Seniors surely could not be misbehaving as badly as say, the college boys in National Lampoon’s zanny movie-comedy Animal House<\/a> that inspired the Funhouse.\u00a0 But they are. Just consider that for two years Jack Corbett\u00a0 was on the committee running the condo that inspired the Fun House.\u00a0\u00a0 A few years later, after Welcome to the Fun House<\/span> was published Jack would become chairman of the new committee overseeing his condo’s affairs.\u00a0\u00a0 The value of such experience is incalculable.<\/p>\n

Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya Confessions of Sin City<\/a><\/h3>\n

\"Pattaya<\/a><\/p>\n

Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya Confessions of Sin City\u00a0 is the sequel to Welcome to the Fun House<\/span> and Dick Fitswell the Man in Search of the Perfect Fit<\/span>.\u00a0 Published in August 2020 Jack’s been living in Thailand for 15 years.\u00a0 Serving as chairman (big boss)\u00a0 of the Fun House for six years, the chairman has experiences very few Westerners have. <\/strong>\u00a0<\/p>\n

This book looks and functions exceptionally well on smart phones and Kindles alike.\u00a0 For a little over five dollars you get 15 years of experience you can get nowhere else.\u00a0 The Kindle version of Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya Confessions of Sin City can be yours on your smart phone.\u00a0 Once you get the Kindle reader from Amazon, you are set to go for one incredible journey of excitement only Pattaya can deliver.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

Death on the Wild Side was Jack Corbett\u2019s first book.<\/a>\"Death<\/a>Death on the Wild Side<\/span> is about a beautiful, charismatic stripper and her customer-boyfriend who becomes hopelessly addicted to her. So what does this have to do with the Funhouse, Pattaya, or Pattaya bar girls?<\/h3>\n

An awful lot, actually. Sure, top stripper, Lori Mellon\u2019s American so she\u2019s not a Thai girl but the addiction is the same, and in many ways the East St. Louis topless club scene is similar to Walking Street go-go bars in Pattaya.<\/p>\n

Jack Corbett has written and published two other books, Extreme Guns and Babes for an Adult World<\/span><\/a>,\"Extreme<\/a> that has absolutely nothing to do with Thailand or Pattaya Bar Girls and Dick Fitswell, the man in Quest for the Perfect Fit<\/span><\/a>,\u00a0 \"Dick<\/a>which very well might but only in the sense that Dick Fitswell is quite possibly the ideal champion of how Pattaya newbies should treat Pattaya Bar GIrls.<\/p>\n

Must Read books about Pattaya Bar Girls by other writers<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\"Money<\/a>
Warning to all tourists. Do not get involved with any Pattaya Bar girls unless you read “Money Number One”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

No visitor wanting to sample Thailand’s unparallelled smorgasbord of Pattaya bar girls should even think about dealing with Pattaya bar girls before reading either Neil Hutchison’s Money Number One<\/span><\/a> or \"A<\/a>Fool in Paradise<\/span><\/a> and Stephen Leather’s Private Dancer<\/span><\/a>.\u00a0 Just take your pick, choose either Money Number One or Fool in Paradise.\u00a0 Both are equally well-written. \u00a0 Both deliver the same messages and warnings that the reader should heed at all costs.\u00a0 However,\u00a0 in the past few months Neil’s books have been forced off the shelves of Thailand’s book shelves due to complaints from some of the natives that they give Thais a bad name.\u00a0\u00a0 Which means you will have to get your copy from an out of the way used book shop or get Neil’s priceless words of wisdom online from his web site Money Number One.<\/a><\/p>\n

Neil just happens to be a Pattaya expat just like Jack, and the two have even been known to have a few beers together now and then.\u00a0 \"Stephen<\/a>But Stephen Leather<\/a> is a cat of a different feather.\u00a0 For one thing, he doesn’t even live in Pattaya.\u00a0 Leather started his writing career as an English journalist.\u00a0 Since then he has written\u00a0 over 20 novels, most of them thrillers.\u00a0\u00a0 Nevertheless, Private Dancer is a MUST READ classic about Thailand bar girls.\u00a0 In fact the female protagonist of Private Dancer works in a Bangkok go go bar.\u00a0 So she’s not even a Pattaya bar girl.\u00a0 Either way, dire things can happen to the man who lets his judgment founder dealing with Thai women.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Call it a Disneyland for Adults, Pattaya has the most beautiful women on earth. The challenge is surviving Pattaya\u00a0 bar girls. \u00a0If all you want to do is watch videos of \u00a0pretty women The truth is over 90 percent of\u00a0 newbies to Pattaya bar girls completely disregard the advice of expats who actually live in … Continue reading Pattaya Bar Girls<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1044","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"yoast_head":"\nPattaya Bar Girls<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Call it a Disneyland for Adults. Pattaya has the most beautiful women on earth. 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