{"id":1033,"date":"2014-04-07T06:42:34","date_gmt":"2014-04-07T06:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pattayabargirls.net\/?p=308"},"modified":"2025-01-20T19:04:18","modified_gmt":"2025-01-20T12:04:18","slug":"soi-six-big-dicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/2014\/04\/07\/soi-six-big-dicks\/","title":{"rendered":"I finally met Dick Fitswell at Soi Six Big Dicks in Pattaya"},"content":{"rendered":"

I finally met Dick Fitswell<\/a> at\u00a0 Soi Six Big Dicks. In Pattaya. Not the real Dick Fitswell, the man in the book with the 18 inch dick but someone just like him, except in the end he came up a bit short, but if you\u2019ve ever followed the Dick Fitswell, the man in quest for the Perfect Fit saga<\/a> you will have learned that this is what usually happens to all the Dick Fitswell wanna bees of the world.<\/p>\n

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I\u2019d already had my first woman of the night and planned on getting me another.<\/p>\n

But wanting to take an intermission from my nocturnal activities I go into Soi Six Big Dicks Bar for a couple beers.<\/h3>\n

So I sit alone at the bar where I got my first bottle in record time.\u00a0 My bartender is Perry the owner.\u00a0 For years the bar was the Bull Ring.\u00a0 Nothing\u2019s really changed here except for the sign.\u00a0 In fact, the place still has the same ole mamasan as before.\u00a0 And Soi Six O Bar<\/a> is still next door.<\/p>\n

Did I say old mamasan?\u00a0 Well I tell you she is looking delectable tonight.\u00a0 This mamasan\u2019s in her prime but tonight she is really wired on all the drinks she had been having.\u00a0 A slender fireball of energy wearing a baseball cap backwards she is really full of herself.\u00a0 There is a man with her and a couple of bar girls had joined them as they all dance together in the center of the room.\u00a0 There is a second man in the Soi Six Big Dicks, lying on his side on one of the couches, comatose and completely oblivious to everything around him.<\/p>\n

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A third man comes into Soi Six Big Dicks ringing the bell as he comes in without a moment\u2019s hesitation.\u00a0 This means a second bottle of beer for me.\u00a0 I think he is German and I almost say to the man, \u201cDanke Schoen\u201d, but thank him in English instead.\u00a0 But before I can offer him a beer, the first man comes up to me and introduces himself.<\/p>\n

\u201cHi.\u00a0 I\u2019m Dick (pretending that he’s Fitswell),\u201d he says to me.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd I\u201dm Billy Bob,\u00a0 \u00a0I am American. Where do you come from?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI am from Sweden.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell that\u2019s good.\u00a0 At least you are not one of those English hooligans wearing his monkey suit.\u00a0 I thought you were.\u201d<\/h3>\n

(At Soi Six Big Dicks a lot of Englishmen come in wearing their ridiculous football shorts, shirts with their favorite soccer names emblazoned on them, and running shoes as if they are professional sports stars)<\/p>\n

\u201cOh no.\u00a0 I come from Sweden.\u00a0 Here on holiday.\u201d<\/p>\n

The Swede walks over to the mamasan for a moment and says to her, \u201cI fuck you already.\u00a0 I want to fuck you a second time.\u201d<\/p>\n

Mamasan smirks at him and replies, \u201cOh you think you can really?\u201d<\/p>\n

The Swede comes back to me to tell me, \u201cI have already fucked her upstairs.\u00a0 They have a mirror up there above the bed and I could watch myself fucking her.<\/h3>\n

It was very good.\u00a0\u00a0 She have very good pussy.\u00a0 I love her pussy.\u201d<\/p>\n

Mamasan overheard what the Swede was telling me.\u00a0 Everyone did except the comatose man still lying on the couch.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, I didn\u2019t know she is the mamasan,\u201d I reply.\u00a0 She sure is good looking though.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cFuck you Billy Bob,\u201d the mamasan tells me.\u00a0 But she tells me softly in good humor because we both know the truth.\u00a0 I had banged her four times before.\u00a0 But that will be our little secret we’d keep from the Swede.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou know what I did yesterday,\u201d the Swede continued.\u00a0 \u201cI fucked nine ladies next door in the same afternoon.\u201d\u00a0 The bar girls there couldn\u2019t believe it, but they kept score for me.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMan.\u00a0 I didn\u2019t know that was possible,\u201d I tell him.\u00a0 \u201cYou ought to be in porn movies.\u00a0 One thing’s for sure.\u00a0 You are the superstar here at Soi Six Big Dicks.\u201d<\/h3>\n

\u201cWell\u00a0 did it, and right now I\u2019m going to eat mamasan\u2019s pussy.\u00a0 \u00a0He looks over at mamasan who is standing only a few feet away.\u00a0 And calls out to her.\u00a0 \u201cLet\u2019s get on the floor together, right now.\u00a0 I want to eat your pussy right here.\u00a0 I want everyone to know I have the biggest penis Soi Six Big Dicks ever experienced.\u201d<\/p>\n

Well, mamasan isn’t buying it.\u00a0 All the time she’s been darting back and forth in the bar.\u00a0 And going outside to check on the girls trying to pick up possible customers.\u00a0 She is wearing very little for her bottom, perhaps just a g string.\u00a0 But much of the time it is drawn up so that her ass and privates are partly exposed.\u00a0 But I know her, and I know she is way too cool to let the Swede eat her on the floor.<\/p>\n

The Swede starts to unzip his pants.\u00a0 Then he pulls out his dick.<\/h3>\n

I must confess to looking down at it but only for a moment. I am actually\u00a0 thinking he might measure up to something close to being like Dick Fitswell.\u00a0 But I was disappointed.\u00a0 He seemed quite ordinary to me.\u00a0 \u00a0This clown is just another penis at Soi Six Big Dicks.<\/p>\n

\u201cDo you remember this?\u201d the man tells Mamasan as he wiggles his cock in front of her.<\/p>\n

\u201cHow do you want me to remember your dick, when I have 10,000 of them in me already?\u201d the mamasan replies.<\/p>\n

I then remember a past conversion I once had with Mamasan when I asked her how many times she boom boomed a day.\u00a0 She had told me it varied.\u00a0 But that she usually had sex with between 60 and 80 men each month.\u00a0 And I believe her.\u00a0 I believe her because the first time I had actually sat down with her and bought her a drink she was having her birthday party in the bar, and she had more money stapled to her clothing than I had ever seen on a bar girl in my life.\u00a0 A few days after that I had asked her just how much money the bar\u2019s customers and bar girls had given her on her birthday.\u00a0 And and she\u00a0 told me the customers and bar girls had stapled 20,000 baht to her.<\/p>\n

Such is the true measure of this woman.\u00a0 She is so likable that people had given her 20,000 baht in the bar on her birthday.<\/h3>\n

She speaks excellent English and unlike most bar girls or mamasans I had met before, she always spokes the truth to me.\u00a0 Besides, she is damn good looking and has this trim nicely put together little body that weighs just 40 kilograms.\u00a0 She is one of those gems that you love just sitting down with for a few drinks.<\/p>\n

A few minutes later the Swede tells me, \u201cExcuse me.\u00a0 I have to go to the toilet.\u201d<\/p>\n

Fifteen minutes later, he still doesn’t come out of the rest room.\u00a0 By this time the comatose man on the couch starts to wake up as Mamasan sits next to him to help him regain his senses.<\/p>\n

His brain still isn’t working.\u00a0 But his hands are as he keeps trying to grope Mamasan\u2019s trim little figure.<\/h3>\n

Then she goes outside again.\u00a0 \u00a0Then a man comes in who looked to be about thirty-five or so.<\/p>\n

\u201cSoi Six Big Dicks is really incredible he tells me.\u00a0 \u201cI\u2019ve never seen a place this crazy.\u00a0 Why, Soi Six Big Dicks is just off the scale.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhere are you from?\u201d\u00a0 I ask the man.<\/p>\n

\u201cAustralia.\u201d<\/p>\n

Several minutes later he walks past the rest room with Mamasan who accompanies him upstairs.<\/p>\n

Finally the Swede comes out of the toilet.\u00a0 He’s\u00a0 been in there for too long to be just getting rid of his bodily wastes.\u00a0 But he comes out\u00a0 for only a few seconds and then he goes back into the commode.\u00a0 When he finally comes out, he staggers over to me.<\/p>\n

\u201cI suppose you just had a true love affair with the toilet bowel,\u201d I tell him.<\/h3>\n

\u201cYes”, he replies as he made motions with his hand signifying that he’s just thrown up.\u00a0 \u201cI drink too much so I throw it all out of my mouth.\u201d<\/p>\n

One has to wonder how he had ever managed to bang nine different bar girls in the same afternoon.\u00a0 I\u00a0 imagine him lining the girls up on the floor while knelling over each one in turn. And slips himself into each girl for a few seconds before moving onto the next.<\/p>\n

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