{"id":1050,"date":"2014-09-24T09:17:37","date_gmt":"2014-09-24T02:17:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/?p=1050"},"modified":"2025-01-20T11:05:38","modified_gmt":"2025-01-20T04:05:38","slug":"soi-six-bar-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/2014\/09\/24\/soi-six-bar-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Soi Six bar girl speaks out about Falang"},"content":{"rendered":"

I want falang take care of me long time,\u00a0 the Soi Six bar girl told me, but I want go to Thai Karioke bars and discos so my friends and I can listen to Thai music and look at Thai men.<\/p>\n

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This is not the girl in the story. But both women are in a Soi 6 bar. The girl on the left has just passed out from too much tequila.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Fortunately I am not this \u00a0Soi Six bar girl s sucker, and I don\u2019t intend to be. I\u2019m on the top of my game, and I\u2019m just plain not interested in having a Thai girlfriend and you shouldn\u2019t be either.<\/h3>\n

I\u2019ve known \u00a0Soi Six bar girl for a long time. \u00a0 I knows she\u2019s speaking the truth. \u00a0And not just for herself but for nearly every Thai woman you are ever likely to be meeting. \u00a0Whethershe’s from a beer bar, go go, or from the Soi Six Bar I\u2019m writing from this very minute. The girl\u2019s sitting next to me downstairs. She\u2019s on her smart phone drumming up new customers or telling guys she knows how much she loves them while I\u2019m sitting here downing tequilas and beer with her and writing in my notebook. This bar\u2019s a favorite hangout of mine.<\/p>\n

Half an hour ago she was a great fuck. But she\u2019s known me for a long time. She knows I\u2019ve banged over fifty girls here on Soi Six and that\u2019s not counting all the other places I keep pulling my wimmen from. Just two doors from this place is her favorite buddy who just happens to be the mamasan.<\/p>\n

Last night the two went down to Walking Street together, but speaking of this mamasan, I\u2019ve banged her too\u2013about four times already but it\u2019s been awhile.<\/h3>\n

She\u2019s a great mamasan. She\u2019s smart, she\u2019s sexy, she speaks good English, and she never cons me.<\/p>\n

As for the Soi Six bar girl \u00a0sitting with me in this here booth, this one\u2019s never copped an attitude with me. She\u2019s always friendly, but the best thing about her aside from her being cute and having a nice tight little body is she\u2019s become like a comfortable shoe. I knows her and she knows me. This Soi Six bar girl\u00a0has nothing to gain by lying to me now so I pop the big one on her.<\/p>\n

\u201cWould you ever like to have a falang boyfriend and quit being a Soi Six bar girl?\u201d<\/p>\n

(It\u2019s a stupid question). I means who really wants to have one dick in her after another, which is exactly what these Soi Six girls have to put up with?<\/h3>\n

\u201cIt really hard to find good man,\u201d she replies. \u201cI try many times, but man always bad.\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"Ain\u2019t that the truth, I tell myself. To be honest, as outgoing and friendly as I am, I actually despise most men. They are full of themselves. \u00a0They are selfish. \u00a0And most of them never ever grew themselves a set of balls. Neil Hutchison was right when he wrote Fool in Paradise<\/span><\/a> because that\u2019s what most guys who come here are. Fools in Paradise, so when he wrote that book after writing Money Number One<\/span><\/a>, what he meant was that nearly every man who comes to Pattaya is a complete idiot when it comes to Thai women. This Soi Six whore is right on the money.<\/p>\n

Did I call her a whore? Well, I didn\u2019t mean anything derogatory towards her when I wrote that.<\/p>\n

She\u2019s a damn site more useful to me than most wimmen are who don\u2019t call themselves whores.<\/h3>\n

I\u2019ve just paid her 800 baht. \u00a0She gives me terrific sex and now she\u2019s content to just sit here with me. She hardly ever asks me for a drink, but I think if I kept plying her with alcohol she\u2019d sit next to me all night. Except I\u2019d be sure to be banging her again. She\u2019s that good. And she\u2019s going to tell me the truth now, just as that mamasan would if she were sitting with me instead. Yep, that mamasan certainly would, but now that I\u2019m thinking of her I just can\u2019t stop laughing.<\/p>\n

A few months ago I came into the mamasan\u2019s bar just to have a few drinks. That night I didn\u2019t care if I boom boomed someone or not. I was out just to have fun, and when I first came in and saw mamasan dancing all around the place with that little white nurse\u2019s hat on, I just knew that the entertainment was just a starting. There\u2019s this guy standing near me, and right off I just knows he\u2019s just fucked mamasan. But like I says, Mamasan\u2019s dancing all around the place, obviously a little drunk, and then this man grabs her and starts dancing with her.<\/p>\n

\u201cLet\u2019s get naked, get on the floor and fuck each other\u201d, he tells her while he feels her up.<\/h3>\n

For a moment I thought she would have. \u00a0But I happen know she once told me she fucked between sixty and eighty guys a month in her bar. But then the man comes over to me while she escapes into the toilet.<\/p>\n

\u201cHi. I\u201dm Olaf. I\u2019m Swedish.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd I\u2019m Uncle Bufford. That\u2019s one pretty lady you are with,\u201d I tell him.<\/p>\n

\u201cShe certainly is. I just fucked her and I will fuck her again in a little while.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u2018Well, I\u2019d like to fuck her too,\u201d I told the man, not having the heart to tell him that I had been with her a few times before and had oftentimes just come in to have several drinks with her.<\/p>\n

\u201cI fucked 11 girls yesterday right next door to this place. At the O Bar,\u201d the man replied.<\/h3>\n

\u201cHow\u2019d you do that? I\u2019m lucky to be able to get it up just for one girl,\u201d I countered.<\/p>\n

\u201cI just told the bartender and everyone in the place that I wanted to fuck as many as I could and then I just started having the girls come upstairs to my room one after the other.\u201d<\/p>\n

When mamasan finally came out of the toilet the Swede left me. She staggered up to him. Then he grabbed the Soi Six bar girl , kissed her on the lips, and pulled away.<\/p>\n

Standing in the center of the bar, he unzipped his pants, pulled out his dick and asked her, \u201cDo you member this?\u201d<\/h3>\n

I\u2019ll never forget the way she laughed at him and replied,<\/p>\n

\u201cHow can I remember your dick when I\u2019ve already had three thousand of them in me already?\u201d<\/h3>\n

Now all you guys who are reading this about now will not learn this most fundamental lesson. That is this is what you are going to amount to most of these bar girls is that you are just one more dick out of hundreds, and quite possibly thousands, and if you don\u2019t believe me just go read Money Number One.<\/p>\n

I love that mamasan, and as for that Swede, a few minutes later he comes up to me again and then he goes to the toilet. But he doesn\u2019t come out. A few minutes pass, and finally he opens the toilet door, takes a few steps out into the bar, and then he goes back inside again.<\/p>\n

He\u2019s puking his guts out, obviously not able to control his alcohol. Which brings me back to the girl I\u2019m with tonight.<\/h3>\n

\u201cSo what will you do, if you find a Western boyfriend and you decide to stay together long time. \u00a0And what must he pay you to stop you from working bar?\u201d I ask the Soi Six bar girl\u00a0.<\/p>\n

\u201cFifteen thousand baht. Twenty thousand,\u201d she replies. But falang want to control me. That is big problem. I don\u2019t mind if he goes out with his friends to bars at night but he should let me to. I want to go out with friends to discos and bars, listen to Thai music. Look at Thai men.\u201d<\/p>\n

Aha. I thought so. She wants to have her cake and eat it too. And what\u2019s this with Thai men? I despise most of them. I know what nearly all of them are about. But I\u2019m not getting into all of that, except to say<\/p>\n

\u00a0Any woman who prefers Thai men is of no real interest to me. But I don\u2019t care. This gals just plain good company, and besides, I love fucking her.<\/h3>\n

I could easily just stay here and drink with her for the next two or three hours but I need to go down to Walking Street so that I can write about my next experience there in my Uncle Bufford Walking Street Reviews. <\/a>\u00a0Plus, there\u2019s a very pretty go go girl that I\u2019ve got my heart set on boom booming later on tonight.<\/p>\n

But I till love a Soi Six bar <\/a>girl best of all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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