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In the Soi Six bar police almost catch Billy Bob with his pants off. \u00a0And that would be me. \u00a0Uncle Bufford’s disciple.<\/p>\n

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Damn, that was sure a close all with the Soi Six bar police. To find out more about me, check out the Uncle Bufford advice column.<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Notice that I changed one word from my title. \u00a0That is the key word almost. \u00a0I said the Soi Six bar police catch Billy Bob with his pants off just to get your attention. \u00a0Because it should. \u00a0Police harassment of Soi Six bars is getting to be that serious.<\/p>\n

Here’s how serious the situation is getting. \u00a0Out of the 75 units in my condo building, the police have put 5 of our residents in jail. \u00a0These are only residents that I know of.<\/p>\n

But what you really came here for was how at a Soi Six bar police almost caught me with my pants off.<\/p>\n

Here’s how the at a Soi Six bar police almost caught me with my pants down. \u00a0Right after I copulated.<\/h3>\n

Now this girl must be about the most slender gal I’ve ever met on Soi Six. \u00a0The first time I saw her, another girl at her bar tried to pull me inside the place. \u00a0To buy her a drink. \u00a0But when I saw her, I thought she was about the cutest thing on two legs. \u00a0I had to have her. \u00a0So I ignored the first woman.<\/p>\n

I looked her in the eye and she looked right back at me. \u00a0Our eyes were riveted together so much that it took just a single motion of my eyes to tell her I wanted to buy her a drink. \u00a0 I wanted the other girl to get lost.<\/p>\n

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This girl was even prettier than the Doll House go go girls. But the Soi 6 girl had a toothpick frame for a body.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

We sat down at the bar together, and she got busy before our drinks even arrived. \u00a0I felt small hands on my balls, and I knew right then that I wouldn’t waste any time.<\/p>\n

She was 160 centimeters all. \u00a0Which comes to about five foot three. \u00a0But she admitted to weighing just 40 kilos or 88 pounds. \u00a0So she looked a lot taller than she actually was. \u00a0In her clothing she looked very shapely and had a fine ass. \u00a0Looking as tall as she did she almost looked stately.<\/p>\n

But my God. \u00a0When I took her in the shower and stood naked with her, I nearly changed my mind.<\/p>\n

She was so godawfully skinny.<\/p>\n

Honestly, she looked like she had just come out of a concentration camp. \u00a0I almost took her back to ask for a refund for my money.<\/h3>\n

The room set me back 300 baht. \u00a0Which is typical for Soi Six. \u00a0Reluctantly I took the girl over to the bed and lay down with her.<\/p>\n

But brother, did she get active. \u00a0She went down on me like an impact drill. \u00a0And she kept at it, and kept at it, until I nearly came in her mouth. \u00a0Then I turned her over and went down on her.<\/p>\n

By now I didn’t even notice how skinny she was. \u00a0She tasted good. \u00a0And she got really wet real fast. \u00a0Her box lunch was mighty fine.<\/p>\n

When I started to bang her, she curled her little body right into mine. \u00a0Her head was small. \u00a0I started to rub her hair. \u00a0Then her neck. \u00a0We took a long time together before I turned her over. \u00a0So that she straddled me.<\/p>\n

She had thin toothpick legs. \u00a0Her hips were narrow. \u00a0She fit right between my thighs while straddling me in the female superior position.<\/p>\n

Pulling herself right into my groin brought us right into each other. \u00a0I had maximum penetration you would never get from a fat woman. \u00a0Or even a normal woman.<\/p>\n

So let me tell you guys who like a woman who’s got enough meat to hold onto. \u00a0Well, you guys don’t know any better.<\/h3>\n

And as for all of you who like big tits. \u00a0Okay, they can be nice. \u00a0But silicon? \u00a0There’s nothing worse than silicon. \u00a0But take a set of nature well formed tits. \u00a0Well, okay, they can be kind of nice.<\/p>\n

But not essential. \u00a0Now this slender little thing’s practically got no tits at all. \u00a0But the little bits that she does have expand and start to fill up my mouth. \u00a0I can feel her little body tightening up against me as I suck her little tits.<\/p>\n

To make a long story short, I come and I’m pretty damn sure she does as well.<\/p>\n

But now it’s time to get back to\u00a0the Soi Six bar police and how they almost catch me in the act.<\/h3>\n

I think it was the 3rd time I took her upstairs. \u00a0By now I had found out she gives an incredible blow job. She doesn’t hesitate to suck in all my cum and swallow.<\/p>\n

The long and short of this is, we’ve just finished whatever we’ve been doing. \u00a0I’ve had an orgasm, and I’m still butt naked. \u00a0I have left a half empty bottle of beer on the headboard, and I’m about to swallow the rest of my beer. \u00a0Then<\/p>\n

Suddenly, three Thai women rush into the room<\/p>\n

The police are coming. \u00a0You must leave. \u00a0Quicky, they tell me in loud voices. \u00a0My underwear pants are on the floor. \u00a0So are my sandals. \u00a0I reach town for my underwear shorts. \u00a0Then I try to put them on. \u00a0I can’t get the hole my dick comes out of to match up with my dick. \u00a0The women are frantic. \u00a0And so am I.<\/p>\n

I do not want the police to find me butt naked in a Soi Six short time room. \u00a0It’s likely to make the paper. \u00a0The same way it happened at the Windmill Club when the police caught a falang in a short time room upstairs with one of the Windmill girls. \u00a0They published the guy’s name and picture everywhere. \u00a0Then the police closed the Windmill down for a whole month.<\/p>\n

I looked down underneath the bed. \u00a0But there wasn’t even the smallest space to crawl in there where I could hide from the police.<\/h3>\n

I still kept fumbling with my underwear shorts. \u00a0Finally I gave up and one of the women took them from me. \u00a0Then I pulled my shorts over my naked ass and dick, and shoved my feet into my sandals. \u00a0Putting my shirt on was my last act before I headed down the two flights of stairs down into the bar. \u00a0I managed to get three buttons buttoned so my chest was showing through my shirt. \u00a0But no matter. \u00a0I was down into the bar at last. \u00a0The girl followed me and took a bar stool next to me as I sat down.<\/p>\n

Ordering two beers. \u00a0One for her and one for me, I started to relax and wait. \u00a0But the police never came.<\/p>\n

Later, I heard that the military was accompanying the police as they raided many bars in the area. \u00a0The politicians had arranged a big push to show they had big face. \u00a0And that they were ridding Pattaya of all vermin, such as me.<\/p>\n

I narrowly slithered out of this one. \u00a0 But I have a lot more to tell about what I’m now doing to avoid Pattaya’s finest men in brown, but that will have to come later.<\/p>\n

But for now, what all you guys need is to realize that in these parts of the woods money is number one. \u00a0So before you even consider being with any Thai girl you need to get the Bible. \u00a0That’s it. \u00a0Money Number one. \u00a0And don’t ever leave home without it.<\/p>\n

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Money Number one is the Bible<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

\"\"<\/a>Related posts about Police crackdowns on Naklua red light areas<\/p>\n

Police catch naked British tourist in Pattaya Walking Street Windmill go go bar<\/a><\/p>\n

To watch the video about the infamous Windmill raid click here.<\/a><\/p>\n

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I am therefore asking everyone who reads this post to be real men and never cave into paying more than 1000 baht for short time sex\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Go Go Bars"","block_context":{"text":"Go Go Bars","link":"https:\/\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/category\/pattaya-bar-girls\/gogobars\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Greedy Pattaya Mamasans","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/bangkok-girls-400x263.jpeg?resize=350%2C200&quality=60","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":13793,"url":"https:\/\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/2024\/04\/26\/repent-24-tequila-night-on-soi-six\/","url_meta":{"origin":3401,"position":3},"title":"Repent 24 tequila night on Soi Six","author":"Jack Corbett","date":"April 26, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"We had too much to drink during Repent 24 tequila Night during our latest Soi Six marathon which actually starts and ends at Hot Shots Mali and Silent Bob at Hot Shots from Hot Shots we will go to Repent Bar to have a Repent 24 tequila night down on\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Jack Corbett Video Channel"","block_context":{"text":"Jack Corbett Video Channel","link":"https:\/\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/category\/jack-corbett-video-channel\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/repent.jpg?resize=350%2C200&quality=60&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/repent.jpg?resize=350%2C200&quality=60&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/repent.jpg?resize=525%2C300&quality=60&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/repent.jpg?resize=700%2C400&quality=60&ssl=1 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":1050,"url":"https:\/\/alphapro.com\/funhouse\/2014\/09\/24\/soi-six-bar-girl\/","url_meta":{"origin":3401,"position":4},"title":"Soi Six bar girl speaks out about Falang","author":"Uncle Bufford","date":"September 24, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"I want falang take care of me long time,\u00a0 the Soi Six bar girl told me, but I want go to Thai Karioke bars and discos so my friends and I can listen to Thai music and look at Thai men. 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