This Pole Dancing Competition was to be a contest but the Russians tip Jack instead of competing
I confess that I am performing a secret mission as a freelance secret agent. Which is to make you, my fellow Americans, like Russians. Which makes me an enemy of the American State for allowing myself to fall into enemy hands.
By Jack Corbett
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The Russians bribed me with this fine bottle of premium Russian vodka to like them and to tell my fellow Americans that most of these Russians are actually good guys. |
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A real classic from the Naklua Lady Boy Bar
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American Marines buy me a drink for the pole dancing show.
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In this video a group of U.S. Marines tip Jack Corbett
According to the New York Times I'm going to go down as an unwitting dupe of the Russians.
And I'm thankful for that.
So here's how we pulled off that Jack Corbett Russian Pole Dancing Competition. It all started at TG Bar here in Pattaya just off Naklua Soi 18. There's a troupe of young Thai guys break dancing only a few meters away. And those boys are pretty good. Then out of nowhere a white guy joins them. He's around forty or so. He's not nearly so good as the young Thai experts but this guy's got some balls. And his performance isn't half bad.
I watch the falang join his table of loyal supporters. Then I go up to the group to congratulate the man for being so game as to take on a group of young men half his ages.
Turns out the group are Russians. There's two women and four or five men, all drinking together and having a grand ole time.
They all smile at me when I tell them I'm American. So I tell them all, that I'll take on their best pole dancer. After they agree, I give my cell phone to the bar owner (she's a Thai woman married to a German). I've known both of them for 12 years. The lady tells me to wait a bit because she's going to have some special music played for me.
But no one takes me on in in this Jack Corbett Russian Pole Dancing Competition. But several of the Russian men are tipping me.
Playing a long with my little gig. Hey, I mean when I do these pole dances the Germans cheer me on. So they are good sports. But the Japanese and Koreans look away as it this is all not very cool. But the Russians? They go all the way. In fact the best pole dancer I've seen for quite a while was a young Russian guy who pole danced at the Crazy House Go Go bar. The guy was just a much younger version of my self years ago.
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