Crazy Czech and I never lived closer than
400 miles from each other while we were running from strip club to
strip club in the U.S. And then just by chance I was just forty
meters from where Crazy Czech had his apartment while I was hitting
the urinal in Xtreme's headquarters in New Britain, Connecticut.
But whenever Crazy Czech and I got together.
Which was not often enough. The world had better look out. Back then
I was averaging 2 articles a month writing for Xtreme Magazine. And I knew a
lot of top house dancers and feature entertainers in the U.S. then.
I was writing a lof of satire then. As well as feature stories on
the top adult entertainers in the U..S. As well as reviews of clubs
all over the U.S. But I was best known for my gun articles.
Imagine that, serious gun articles in an
adult magazine. That could hold their own against professional
articles in Guns and Ammo, Outdoor Like, Field and Stream. I was
really out there in those days. But if I was unique to the normal
world, Crazy Czech was even more extreme. But Crazy Czech or not,
CC. wrote more reviews of my books at amazon than any man came close
to.
So what does John Malkovuch have to do with
any of this? A lot because now John Malkovich in Pattaya kicks off
where we left off so long ago.
New Britain
Connecticuts is very close to Hartford the state capital. I had
driven my Mazda Miata sportscar to visit my editor at Xtreme. And
that's when the genesis of an idea took hold. Crazy Czech was the
perfect emodiment of
John Malkovich and his voice
was very similar. While Angel my favorite stripper at Dollies in the
Saint Louis Metro East was our perfect victim. So when CC and I
called Angel up from Connecitcut and showed her pictures of us
together in the Lost Angels chat room, Angel really believed that
Crazy Czech was John Malkovich.
That was ages ago, and the here and now was
Crazy Czech and I were partying together in Pattaya Thailand. Over
8000 miles from where I used to live. As one should expect both CC
and I were quite a bit older now. But I still weighed just 75 kilos
which is the same weight I ran Cross County for the Lawrence
University Vikings. So I've kept up on my life long addiction to
physical fitness. As for Crazy Czech I don't think he took a single
taxi in his two weeks here. Prefering to walk no matter the
distance.
But Crazy Czech never fogot his antics
playing the part of John Malkovich in the U.S. Because in every bar
we went to he kept telliing the bar girls he was John Malkovich the
retired movie star. While you will see in one of our videos here,
Mali, showing the bar girls at Crazy Fox pictures of John Malkovich
on her cell phone while showing them the movies John Malkovich had
starred in
