Until proven otherwise that is. Because there is no way I'm going to canvas all the bars in Pattaya. Or even a meaningful portion of them. Let alone most of the bars on Soi Six.
| Mali and Fern at Nymphoz. This is the most glamorous bar on Soi Six in my opinion while offering the best lighting and visual for shooting great video. |
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Great lookers dancing here tonight with sensational music
For someone who has been there and done that as many times as I have, I now find most bars here to be totally boring. And a complete waste of my time.
But I love shooting great video. And I've got that Nikon Z8 that's so good that it makes me feel like it's a sin for me to stop using it. While as long as I'm shooting video there's nothing like capturing great action better than practically anyone else can. Especially when all that action is accompanied by the kind of music that motivates me. And most of the action is created by beautiful Thai women. So long as the beautiful women don't bore me to death that is. Because a beautiful women who lacks personality is no more attractive than a cow.
But here I must add still one more ingredient to doing outstanding video. And that's putting certain men into my videos who add entertainment value to my video for one reason or another.
Which brings me back to my shooting great Sweet Nymphoz bar videos. The first video on this page is outstanding for several reasons. The first reason is the two women in it, Mali and Fern are extremely attractive. And they are far from the cows that I alluded to earlier. They are not fat. While both women exude a lot of personality with Mali showing off her athletic skills when she starts performing pushups like no other woman in the bar can.
| Silent Bob dancing with Fern and Mali. Notice that because of the mirrors and the relationship of the stage with its dancing pole to them that you are seeing the 6 images of the dancers, not three |
Then there's the male component that adds so much to this video. The music's terrific, thanks to Silent Bob who has been the bar's DJ. But Silent Bob's more than just your common ordinary DJ. He's a great dancer who Mali loves to dance with. Who therefore brings out the best of Mali's dancing skills. And Silent Bob's also a very humorous cut up. This quality of Bob's even adds more to this video.
The last reason I can shoot great video at Nymphoz is this bar has superior lighting and visual amenities that no other bar on Soi Six has. Nymphoz has two walls lined with mirrors that reach all the way from the floor to the ceiling. There's a small dancing stage in front of one wall of mirrors with its very own dancing pole. This pole is not just there for ornamentation. It's stout enough to allow practically anyone to pole dance on it. Mali will oftentimes use this dancing pole to show off her superior dancing skill. While I might even use it myself to add a certain sense of humor that would otherwise be totally lacking. Such as an impromptu pole dancing contest between Silent Bob, myself and one of the bar's most loyal customers who shows off exceptional dancing skills while dancing with Mali in one of my 500 plus videos I have posted here.
| High up on the balcony at Surf and Turf Restaurant we have total privacy for our birthday group. This balcony overlooks the Gulf of Thailand and the restaurant tables below us while still offering us the kind of sensational scenery you can only get from being close to the water. To get the video click on this picture. |
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This video is a lot more exciting than it looks with over 75 percent of
the action taking place on Soi Six.
We now come to the second video on this page. The subject of this video is Mali's birthday. Which starts off at the Surf and Turf Restaurant just off of Naklua Soi 16 on Wongamat Beach. Mali deserves to have a great birthday party which I am doing my best to give her.
I have carefully selected a very special balcony here at the Surf and Turf that looms over the tables on ground level that are close to the water's edge. We have our very own table while having this entire balcony to ourselves. The way I got it all figured, our guests deserve to have the best. And that includes being far away from the masses of humanity that would take away from our enjoyment of this one special party.
Our main waiter is Thai. And believe it or not this is the man's real name. And I'm not just mentioning it because he happens to be Thai. The manager is here with us on our private balcony as well. Who I've decided to include in a very special toast along with Thai.
I have brought with me a bottle of very special whiskey. Which is Wild Turkey which retails here in Thailand for around 2000 baht ($60.00) a bottle. But there's Wild Turkey and then there's Wild Turkey. And this one's Wild Turkey 101. Which for me is the very finest American bourbon I can get.
Most American bourbons have a 40 to 43 percent alcohol content. Even Jack Daniels which for many represents the top echelon of American whiskeys. And even Wild Turkey as sold in 1 liter bottles for 1000 baht is only 43 percent alcohol. But Wild Turkey 101? It's very hard to find in Pattaya's super markets. I can buy Wild Turkey at Best supermarket all day long. But presently I can get Wild Turkey 101 only at Tops supermarket in Terminal 21.
Wild Turkey 101 contains 50.3 percent alcohol while it says right on the bottle that it's aged for 8 years. Wild Turkeys for real men who prefer the very best. And I've decided long ago that Ninja deserves the best.
So who in the hell is Ninja? Ninja's the guy who makes it all happen at the Soi Six Sweet Bar. Ninja's Chinese. And he's from the mainland in what used to be called Communist or Red China. Now, his name alone, 'Ninja' should give you a pretty good idea that Ninja is not a normal sort of Chinese man, whatever that is. Because the Chinese died in the millions fighting the Japanese in World War II. And after all the unpardonable atrocities Japanese soldiers committeed against the Chinese during the war, such as burying Chinese civilians alive, using them for gruesome medical experiments, and employing them for bayonet practice, China has still not forgiven Japan, which even today has never apologised to the Chinese for all its war crimes.
Ninja's got a lot of Chinese customers coming into his far. Most of them being from Singapore, Taiwan and Hong Kong. But one would think a lot of these Chinese customers would crucify Ninja for using Ninja for a name. Which should mean to all of us who do not know many Chinese that they must have a great sense of humor.
At Sweet Bar, Ninja's often asking me to try out various bottles of Chinese whisky which he keeps bringing into his bar. And this is the main reason I have Big Tom, Ninja, Thai, and Surf and Turf's manager drinking a toast with me from the bottle of Wild Turkey I've brought into the restaurant.
There are several good looking Thai women who are here for Mali's birthday party at the Surf and Turf. There's Mimi for example, who competed in the third Pattaya Dancing Queen competiton we held at Nikky Bar where Mew won top honors that was good for 20000 baht. But as good as she is. And Mew's been good enough to win the Pattaya Dancing Queen contest three out of four times, on her best day I think that Mimi can even beat Mew. Mimi brings to the table a very frenetic exciting dancing style and when she's looking just right. And she's playing the right music, I think she's next to unbeatable. But for Mimi to play the right music, have her hair just right, and so on, during a dance contest? That's about as unlikely as being able to find an ice cube in hell.
Mimi never wanted to be on the 2026 Pattaya Beaches Eye Candy Calendar. But Phang was on the 2025 calendar, and Nicha was on the 2026 calendar. So including Mali there's three calendar girls here at the Surf and Turf tonight.
I shot most of this second video at Sweet Bar on Soi Six. Where the survivors joined up with Ninja to continue celebrating Mali's birthday.
Big Tom, all six foot six of him was unable to continue on thanks to his succumbing to that shot of Wild Turkey 101 he did with us. Tom is still unable to figure out exactly what happened to him that night. But soon after drinking that shots of Wild Turkey 101 he started suffering from severe chest pains and wound up almost comatose downstairs at Surf and Turf for the next hour. I managed to get Mimi, Ross, Chris and Mali to join Ninja at the Sweet Bar, but Big Tom wound up spending the next 5 or 6 hours in the hospital and eventually got covid which laid him low for the next few days. Tom still thinks it's the guy in the hospital lying next to him who was coughing his lungs out who gave him covid. But I think he got it from that Wild Turkey 101 which some of the best men alive find impossible to handle.
