December Looking Glass
Horror Scope is not a Horoscope
In this December Looking Glass Horror Scope, the renowned Nostrildumass said, "What do you expect here? This is a horror scope, not a horoscope." ![]() ![]()
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2003 Predictions |
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For most of you 2003 will be a welcome reprieve from 2002.... Anything is better than last year.... If you had a great year in 2002.... Fuck you !!! I'll do anything in my power so that this year is not a kiss-my-ass happy re-run of some "Leave It To Beaver" episode that would make my dick soft wacking to my favorite Disney porn !!!! Gracious me ... Was I raving ? .... |
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1) I still cannot be President.... Not the United States, not the local 4-H club... Sorry about the sheep thing , Jack dared me !!!!
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2) My articles will be AT LEAST one day late no matter when I write them (sorry Jack)....
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3) I will continue to be fucked by the technology God Appleanus ( I hate this iMac piece of shit, but my Microshit cluster fuck .... (Please see last sentence in intro and once again I apologize)
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4) I will learn not to apologize or at least how to spell it...( where's the spell check on this piece of shit?)...
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5) We will all have another birthday unless I hang myself with this cable no one seems to know what it does...
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6) Iraq-niphobia will obsess the spineless who won't just " PUSH THE FUCKING BUTTON".... Did I mention I won't be President in 2003?...
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7) If I get married , I'll get divorced... (again)
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OK enough with the predicktions (intentionally mispelled for a change) ... Let's cut to the chase... (What the fuck does that mean anyway?) |
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January, 2003 It is here where you cannot escape the eternal truth being revealed
Scorpio: You guys rule !!!! You got Halloween, damn near Thanksgiving, and you put out !!!! For everyone !!!! Let everyone you fuck know they're just a number and that way you stand less of a chance getting gunned down in your sleep!!!!
I can't think of anyone I know that's a Sag.... So I'll leave you with a Sagittarius thought.... " If the pilgrams would have chosen bobcat for the beast,
Then all the turkey farmers would find a way to make a living, And EVERYBODY would be eating pussy on Thanksgiving !!!!!"
Until next time.... Look to the stars and shoot the moon....
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