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Your
Horror-scope: A Demented Twist on Horoscopes
February 2002: Dive into a
demented, new look at your Horror-scope for all who pretend they can
tell the future.
If you don't like what you read here, who cares. After all, it's the truth.
Unlike all those other Mickey Mouse horoscopes, which is no more than a single
writer's inept ramblings about something he thinks he believes in or has "seen"
in the stars we are giving you what all of our writers see at once in our
simultaneous vision quest as we tune our minds and imaginations into what
the Cosmic Void osmotes to our collective consciousness.
Each month your Horror Scope will be delivered unto you by one
of our writers. But you won't know which one, will you? This is being done
so we can give you what you deserve, a true vision into what you can hope
for, or dread, without our writers feeling any fear of recrimation from you.
Just remember, we didn't invite you here. You came because you
wanted to.
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It is here
where you cannot escape
the eternal truth being revealed
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Libra
Unlike
other signs, Libra, you tend to be overeager to share yourself with others.
Just because someone shows an interest in you does not necessarily mean
they want to know your entire life's story. Not everything in life can
be balanced; TIP those scales, and see what spills out!
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Aries
 As
an Aries, you can tend to be overwhelming. Stop it!! You will not find
romance or TRUE Love by running over people. You tend to view your loved
one through rose-colored glasses. Not all people are that color, take
'em off and see people as they really are.
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Scorpio
 Sigh.
What can I say? No one can tell Scorpio's anything, they want to experience
it. So, why bother?
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Taurus
 Taurus,
instead of plodding along like you usually do, take a note from your sign
and CHARGE into this Romance month. Instead of waiting and letting things
come to you as you are wont to do, let your passions show. Use that highly
developed tactile sense and reach out and TOUCH someone!
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Sagitarius
 Sagittarius,yes,
everybody loves puppies, but sometimes they can be a trifle overwhelming.
Slow down, think things through. We KNOW you only want to help, but some
people don't need it. Try to learn more about a situation before forming
an opinion. You might be surprised to find out you can be wrong.
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Gemini
 Well,
Gemini, in order to make any headway, you must quit arguing with yourself.
Let the stable side of you prevail. Yes, we KNOW you have the need to
travel and roam, but maybe now is the time to settle down. Be grateful
for what you already have; grab onto it and hold it with all the strength
both of your selves posess.you can!!
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Cancer |
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 As
theatrical as you are, Cancer, applause is not always necessary. Put your
diplomacy to use, and you will find the life and love of which you are
so fond. SEX IS NOT EVERYTHING, Gemini, so relax and just enjoy what comes
to you!
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Capricorn
 Capricorn,
learn to assert yourself a bit. No one likes a door mat except to wipe
their feet on. Not everyone will take the time to get to know what a wonderful
person you can be, sometimes, you have to show them.
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Leo
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Leo, when you take things apart, you sometimes end up with nothing….Quit
analyzing everything to death!! Your over-analyzation is primarily to
hide the shyness and inadequacy that you feel. Try giving of yourself
and see what happens. You MAY be surprised.
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Aquarius
 Okay,
Aquarius, this month is the month of Romance. A time for you to explore
your sensual side and find out that other people CAN be as important in
your life as you are. And, there REALLY are people who know as much as
you do!!
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Virgo
 Virgo,
your attention to detail is for the most part, applaudable. BUT this can
very easily be construed as fussiness. Rules and routine are nice, but
try letting go; spontaneity can be fun. You get upset when someone imposes
on you, so, stop allowing it!
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Pisces
 Hello,
my Fishy friend. As I pointed out, February is the month of Romance. You
need to wake up and join the world. As you learn better by experience, go
out and immerse yourself in Love, quit dreaming about it……can we say
"Nocturnal Emission"?
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