Xtreme Magazine created the "Wanted for Debauchery Image" of me in my lever action rifle article featuring Montana Steele as a good natured joke.  But I do not think that most of you reading this, who my hit counters tell me come from my Jack Corbett Topless Club Guide find the same sense of humor in your being labeled "perverts, losers, reprobates, or degenerates simply because you go to strip clubs. 

 The reality is the opposite.  Several thousand years of human History shows me that the United States is stuck in a Medieval time warp of  rigid conformity and asexuality in which the human body is viewed as an amorphous lump of homogeneity that must be kept out of sight.  You, on the other hand, are different.  You go to strip clubs because it is the only venue left in the United States  that is fit for savoring female bodies.

it's what goes on in the strip clubs that's normal while those who fail to appreciate the strip club experience belong to a subspecies of humanity that can best be compared to the executioners of the Spanish Inquisition.

It's time to reverse the roles that have been so far played by your detractors and those who are either part of or who at least appreciate the Adult Entertainment Industry and what it offers.  This can only be done by thinking in terms of image.  For you---"I am debaucherous, and proud of it" and for those who equate debauchery, strip clubs and adult entertainment as pure evil--"The Mothers for a More Boring Nation" I am licentious.  But you really should be thinking of "the Mothers for a More Boring Nation as those black hooded figures of the Spanish Inquisition who were torturing and burning at the stake all heretics they could get their hands on.  Image or symbols for us should be all important and used whenever we can.  Starting with Heretic, whose dictionary definition is  >noun (pl. heresies) 1 belief or opinion contrary to orthodox religious (especially Christian) doctrine. 2 opinion profoundly at odds with what is generally accepted.  -ORIGIN Greek hairesis 'choice, sect'.  Therefore, I am a heretic according to "Mothers for a More Boring Nation terminology

I think we are agreed that it was the torturers during the Inquisition who represent the dinosaurs of the past while their victims represent normalcy when we consider the broad spectrum of History and human culture.  So let us ponder what is considered normal today. 

Here's what's "normal" in the U.S. today, and I can assure you that Western Europe isn't very far behind.  Compared to my college years in the 1960's  Americans weigh more than 25 pounds more than what they did back then.  Americans, and especially women, fail to exercise.  Eating consists of driving down to the local fast food restaurant and waiting for someone to bring out  a bag of fast food that is accompanied by sugar laden soft drinks that will put the weight on even faster than your favorite high calorie beer.  Or sticking a frozen pizza in the oven.  Either way the big exercise moment of the day was having to walk down to the car.  And when most Americans tell you that they actually go down to the health club and exercise, I ask you to go down and watch them carefully.  You will notice that most of their exercise consists of walking around from machine to machine, resting up on a bench after doing five minutes on a treadmill watching the members of the opposite sex ambling about, or gossiping with others who are also pretending to exercise. 

It is getting to be so bad in the United States that far too many of today's young movie starlets are starting to resemble the Burgher King fed heifers watching them. 

Back in ancient Greece, people used to compete nude in the Olympics.  That's because the Greeks aspired to perfection of the total person, and that included  body, mind and soul.   And when you see statues of young Greek men and women, most of them are completely nude so obviously the Greeks admired a good body and were not ashamed to show it. 

Today, women are wearing suits and other garments that show off the human body about as much as a gunny sack, which is not a bad idea because a gunny sack is a lot cheaper and probably more durable as well.  So whereas the 1960's were oftentimes called the Age of Sexual Liberation, the first years of the 21st century should be called The Age of the Gunny Sack.

What really amazes me is how so many Americans today can continue to have sex. 

It is time to take a look across the pond to see how other cultures are depicting human sexuality to see if they are offering anything better than the gunnysack.

We will call this first picture exhibit A.  It is a painting in the lobby of the condo building I live in.  Everyone who takes either the elevator or the stairs passing through our condo lobby must pass directly by this painting.  We bought our condos from a German company, and you know how the Germans are--they very seldom do anything in a shabby way.  Our building is one of the best maintained in the entire area and one of the reasons (other than our fearless leader being German) is the condo owners take great pride in their homes.  So we have our swimming pool cleaned every day, and I do mean every day, the building inside and out is freshly painted and so on.  Obviously our condo owners, who come from all over the world, are not hung up over a little nudity because if they were they would be asking for this painting to be taken down on the basis that it depicts our condo owners as perverts.  

The pictures above are of our condo swimming pool.  Notice that there's a lot of nudity around our pool.  And as for those topless statues, I was the guy who went out shopping for those and take my word for it, out of all the statues of women we looked at, and we looked in a number of different shops, most were topless.

I took this last picture at the Long Beach Hotel.  It's next to our condo building and it is four star rated.  Once again note the topless statues.  Well, I can guarantee that a of children walk and swim by these statues and no one seems to mind that their morals are being corrupted.

Topless paintings and statues are not unusual here in Thailand.  They are typical.  Moreover they are typical of many statues and frescos you will find in Angkor Wat, Cambodia adorning its majestic temples.  The truth is the United States is one of the most puritanical, colorless countries on earth when it comes to sex and depicting the human body.

To wrap all of this up, in much of the rest of the world a beautiful human body is celebrated and admired.  It is only in such backward countries as the U.S. that one is chastised for admiring a beautiful female shape.  And as for strip clubs, the last thing we need to be doing is to continue shutting them down, or to impose six foot rules,  or to require pasties.  We need more strip clubs and we need to have a lot more nudity out there.  Only then can there be a gauge for what human beings were intended to look like.  Only then, can we aspire to be the best that we can be, at least when it comes to physical attractiveness.  And as for all of you strip club regulars, you really are ahead of the curve.   You recognize after all that you are living in the world of the amorphous blob when it comes to the human body so you are taking the only course that is left to you.  Which is to go on experiencing the strip club experience where the bodies of real women can still be found.  It is now time that you adopt the imagery that shows the rest of the world that you truly are members of a more intelligent and more discerning elite which is not satisfied with what the age of the gunny sack is offering. 

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