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Pattaya Crocodile Farm with two cute Thai ladies.

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Who are Phang and Mali, and here at the Pattaya Crocodile Farm, you will find some terrific tiger pictures and watch crocodiles go berserk

At the Pattaya Crocodile Farm a very beautiful Mali close and Personal with a tiger
In my opinion this Bengal Tiger was most definitely not on drugs.

As Jack Corbett teases them mercilessly as he dangles a chicken above their heads. We chose to go to the Pattaya Crocodile Farm because Mali had her heart set on having pictures taken of her with a Tiger. But first, I took Phang and Mali to Khao Kheow Zoo in Siracha because I felt it was the best zoo in Thailand. And in the world.

Unfortunately, we didn’t have enough time to find the big cats at Khao Kheow zoo. And even if we did, I don’t think we could have taken close and personal pictures of Mali with tigers there.

I will put Thailand’s zoos way ahead of any in the United States for one simple reason. You can get up real close to the animals at Thailand’s zoos. Whereas in the U.S.A. Americans are so litigation conscious that the zoos won’t let you get anywhere near the animals. The United States is not even a shadow of its former greatness as far as I am concerned. You can’t even keep a wolf for a pet there. Whereas in Pattaya just a few years ago half-grown elephants roamed the bars.

I thought they’s be drugging the tigers at the Pattaya Crocodile Farm.

That’s what I told Mali when she told me how much she wanted me to take her pictures with a tiger. Because she was nearly terrified of getting up close and personal with real tigers. And when we were given the choice of Mali getting up close to a Tiger, we could choose between a white Tiger. And a colorful Bengal Tiger. It would cost me 300 baht to get pictures of Mali with the white tiger and just 200 baht with the Bengal Tiger.

Mali chose the Bengal Tiger, and i think she chose wisely. The white tiger didn’t seem all that with it. Perhaps its keepers drugged it. But maybe not. It didn’t look all that healthy to me.

But that Bengal Tiger was something else. There was nothing wrong with it that I could determine.

I had been around Tigers Before. For example, got a small white tiger up on the stage at a topless club in the United States. And had most of the strippers cradling it like a baby while they fed it milk from a baby bottle. But Smokey (that was the white tiger’s name) must have weighed around 40 pounds. Which is ab out the size of a medium sized dog. But even though this Bengal Tiger probably weighed 400 pounds or so, I felt Mali would be perfectly safe around it.

After taking pictures of Mali with the magnificent animal I asked its keeper a few questions. The tiger’s handler told me the zoo never had any problems with its tigers. And Mali’s new friend had been born and raised at the Crocodile Farm.

But I had no such sympathy for the Crocodile Farm’s crocodiles. And I told both Mali and Phang that I wanted to eat crocodile at the zoo’s restaurant. Unfortunately, the restaurant was closed.
So, I was not able to avenge all those thousands of people who have been killed (and eaten) by Crocodiles over the past century. But I still got the better of them when I fed them a chicken which I hoisted above them with a long bamboo fishing rod. They were ferocious. They were fast. But I was much faster, and I sincerely hope that I totally pissed all those crocodiles off.

Click here if you want to see a lot more of Mali in her videos.

Crocodile Farm’s Website.

Khao Kheow Open Zoo

Jack Corbett Video Channel

Soi Chaiyapoon’s Crazy Fox Lyn_Ly’s birthday party on steroids

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After Pattaya Dancing Queen IV, I wanted to go to Soi Chaiyapoon’s Crazy Fox bar. And Lyn Ly’s birthday was a good reason to

Soi Chaiyapoon's Crazy Fox

Anna’s the mamasan at Soi Chaiyapoon’s Crazy Fox bar. And that’s a very good thing. Because Anna had been mamasan at Smoke and Kisses on Soi Six for years. Now let me explain a few things about the Smoke and Kisses Bars. There are four of them all owned by a Thai woman I think highly of. I used to go to Lolly Pop bar a lot Where the mamasan would let me play DJ and I’d play whatever music I liked. Sometimes 15 songs in a row.

As for Smoke and Kisses, I seldom ever hear that bar play what I call Da Da music. Which most bars on Soi Six play almost all the time. For the most part if you leave it to the bar’s cashier Smoke and Kisses normally plays good music and it’s not so loud that it tears my eardrums apart.

I also want to mention that Anna went to all three of our previous Dancing Queen competitions at Nikky Bar.

Don ‘t get me wrong, putting on Pattaya Dancing Queen Iv was a lot of fun. But I felt the wrong girls won. I won’t get into it much here, but you can read why I felt this way by clicking here.

While the music absolutely sucked at Pattaya Dancing Queen IV. I can’t blame the bar. Because Hot Shots has a German owner who appreciates great music. And Hot Shots normally plays some of the best music you will ever hear on Soi Six. The $200.00 microphone did not work the way it should. So, people could not hear my voice clearly. If they could I would have disqualified every girl who played electro music, which would have meant my disqualifying six out of the nine contestants.

But I couldn’t do that. But had the microphone worked I could have made it absolutely certain that every contestant in the bar heard my rules. And if they couldn’t follow them, “Sorry Honey no money.”

While two judges who promised to come did not do what they had promised me. Had they come to Hot Shots they would have told the other judges to not allow any girl to play that electro crap they played for their performances.

So, to clear my head and my heart, Soi Chaiyapoon’s Crazy Fox gave me the opportunity to make sure that we had great music playing for the girls to dance to.

Click here to go to the Pattaya Dancing Queen IV videos

Jack Corbett Video Channel, Koy, Mali, Mew, Pattaya Bar Girl Video, Pattaya Dancing Queen Four at Hot Shots 7-7-2024, Repent Bar on Soi Six

Pattaya Dancing Queen IV is the winner of 20000 baht.

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If I were to write about the four Dancing Queen competitions, I would have to write at least six chapters about Pattaya Dancing Queen IV.

Soem of the contestants for Pattaya Dancing Queen IV
Click on the picture above to watch the second video

Find the voting totals in the spreadsheet below

The way the judging works is each judge has 3 votes. He gives 3 points to his first-choice girl, 2 points to his second-choice girl and 1 point for the girl he thinks finished 3rd in the competition. Note that I am calling judge number 1, Thai. Because he is the only Thai judge, and his real name is actually Thai.

What I fail to understand is Mew, contestant number six only getting six votes. When she won all three of the previous Pattaya Dancing Queen Competitions.

Mew was contestant number six. She finished 1st at Nikky Bar for Pattaya Dancing Queen 1. Then she finished first again in July 2022. Winning the votes from five judges out of five for best dancer. Which earned her 10000 baht. And also winning from all five judges for doing the Best Show for an additional 4000 baht. While on my birthday on April 2, 2023, Mew once again won a unanimous score from all five judges. And by unanimous, I mean all five judges gave her 3 points.

I also fail to understand why Koy and Mali who danced together as number 4 did not win a single vote from any of the five judges. This would mean that according to these judges’ contestants 1, 3, 7, 6, 5 and 9 were all better than Koy and Mali. The spreadsheet places Mali and Koy in 7th place out of 9 contestants. Just keep in mind that in Pattaya Dancing Queen 2, Koy tied Gee for a 2nd place finish, and I used to think that Gee was the best dancer on Soi 6 until I met Mew.

I really felt Koy and Mali would have given Mew a real run for the money, with either Mew or Koy and Mali finishing first for 20000 baht.

I felt this way although both Mali and Koy felt Mew is unbeatable. But oh well, who knows can happen whether the contest is Pattaya Dancing Queen 1, II, III or Pattaya Dancing Queen IV.

Mali is a newcomer on this scene. It is her first competition, but before the last competition at Nikky Bar last April 2, 2023, I was shooting video of her in my condo analyzing which dancers she felt were the best. Mali thought Koy would beat Mew. But I disagreed with her, telling her Mew will always win, even if it means paying off the judges. Which I meant as a joke because I knew Mew too well to think she would ever take unfair advantage of anyone.

Example in point. Whenever Mew would met me in Soi Six when we would go to various bars together, she always made it a point to endear herself with the bars’ managers and owners. Oftentimes she would buy a manager drinks. Once she even bought Andy six tequilas at Helicopter bar and challenged him to drink all six. While in general she would always say goodbye to the owner, manager or mamasan before we ventured on to another Soi Six Bar.

But Mew outdid herself at Nikky Bar on April 2nd 2023 by convincing not only all five judges but practically everyone in the bar that she was the best of the best.

And if you watch Mew’s 2023 Nikky Bar performance you can watch practically everyone rooting for her. While at the end of the performance she has Gee, Koy and several of the contestants dancing with her before she could even complete her performance. Just keep in mind that Mew was beating her fellow contestants out of the money they would have won if she hadn’t showed up.

In spite of her never competing in a single dancing queen competition I knew Mali was ready for Pattaya Dancing Queen IV. I’ve taken her to many bars and shot lots of video of her. In a lot of ways, she’s a lot like Mew. Having terrific coordination from her hands and arms all the way down to her legs. All moving in synchrony with the music. Very few people have this kind of natural talent. Moreover, just a few days before Pattaya Dancing Queen IV, Gee paid Mali the highest compliment by telling her, “You are one of the four monkeys.” Meaning, you are one of us four. Mew, Koy, and myself.

Kudos to contestant number 5, however. She was sexy. She has a great figure. She danced very well.

But she also made herself very noticeable. Posing in front of my camera from start to finish. She also cozied up a lot to Mali. Even though the pair never met. She missed a first-place finish by a single point.

I can go on and on, but I will let you be the judges. Just go to my Facebook page and tell us what you thought of the contest. And who you would have voted for had you been one of the judges.

Click here to watch Mew winning Dancing Queen III at Nikky Bar last April 2, 2023

Click here to watch Koy taking a second-place tie with Gee at Pattaya Dancing Queen II in June, 2022.

The Nine performances for Pattaya Dancing Queen IV.

Contestants 1 and 2

Contestants 3 and 4

Contestants 5 and 6

Contestants 7-9

Video of the dancing that preceded the competition starting at 6:30 July 7, 2024

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