Banging the daughter of the Pattaya Thai Princess
by Chiang Mai Kelly

There was Pet and there was I between her legs when the door crashed open and her mother, Princess burst in.

If you live in Thailand or are planning to do so you all should pay attention to this because it's just a matter of time before it happens to you.

Princess was taking her high heeled shoe off to attack us and as she lunged at the bed screaming at the top of her lungs I was reminded of how valuable experience is in this part of the world.  It flashed through my mind an incursion of VC troops to throw satchel charges on and about our aircraft one evening and our brand new first lieutenant came rushing in and requested some help in what he called, "lets kick come gook ass."  I declined his offer and suggested he hire some Green Berets or Rangers to do his ass kicking as I was a clerk and more suited to typing and filing. 

As Princess flung herself on the bed I pulled out three thousand baht and said, "two for you and one for Pet." with a big smile. 

Princess had her flaws but inconsistency was not one of them.  She would do anything for money.  She would suck your dick for a week for a new muffler for her motorcycle.

Her clothes were gone in an instant and she scissored Pets head down to my knees as she jumped on my dick. 

Having sex with a loose middle aged woman while her 18 year old daughter licked my knees was a new experience for me but not really what I had in mind for a mother and child reunion.  I listened to the Paul Simon song I knew better.  So you say you never had a mother/daughter combo before?  Try Champagne A Go Go but don't expect much.  It's not a big deal.

African women dance very well.  What do Thai women do very well?  They do things for money very well.  You can go to the mall in Africa and the lady cleaning the toilets will dance with you.  You can go to the mall in Thailand and go to the mall and the lady cleaning the toilets will have sex with you.  This is a nice place. 

So, I arranged Pet next to Princess.    It was like a concert except no one was clapping.  You could hear slapping but no clapping.  Slap, slap these are the days of miracles and wonder. 

I went to Thailand.  Poor boys and pilgrims we all went to Thailand.  We never came back.  Pet has two kids now.  She married a seaman, first mate on an oil tanker.  Princess has a bar for poor Malaysian men in Phuket; for 50 baht she will dial your cell phone and you can listen to her fuck the Malaysian men.