Iguana Dreams--Nutzoid Fantasy #4
by Baron

 

The valley below showed a fine young forest recently clear-cut and planted. Hartley leaned out of the box car and watched the stumps spinning by. Behind him Kim Kitrell cut a fart that blasted away reality and Hartley looked back at his friend and tore into a laugh...


"You son-of-a-bitch. Just as I was enjoying the fresh air."


"Air ain't fresh out here, with all the bird and bear shit stinking up the ground. I like a nice clean city like New York... That's what I like."


"Whatcha doing out here then..."


"I gotta score to settle..."


"In this small burg..."


"Why not a small burg... and you're gonna help me, cause you owe me."


"You saved my life..."


"Damn right I saved your life."


Hartley moved back into the boxcar and slumped against his bag. He owed Kim all right, those cops had been beating the shit out of him when Kim'd shown up with that girl reporter...course she'd been killed later and they were on the run... seemed like they were always on the run.


It'd been in Weston, a burgeoning computer town on the west coast full of hookers and cocaine freaks. He'd come into town with a new line of software and left with a warrant for his arrest on the judge's bench. Cary Dayne had seen to that, the bitch DA. What did she know? He was going crazy again, he wanted to get that bitch... so he'd got together with Kim and they did what they could, with what really wasn't legal... but butt fucking Cary had made his day... her leaning over the table with her hands tied behind her with her tie, he'd stripped her pants down to her knees and slid his dick hard inside her ass... she'd squealed... he owed Kim, Kim had showed him how to do it... the Femme-Nazis were out to get them but they were at war with them... Femme Nazis the leading party in America.


Femme-Nazis an organization that was put together during the first world war by the suffragettes are dedicated to the total domination of the world. The first thing they did after getting the vote was to make alcohol illegal. The illegality of alcohol struck deep
at the creative core of mankind and drove thousands of creative American's to Europe.  America stripped of its intellectual elite fell into a decadent era of money worship, the
Femme-Nazi's established as the official religion.


Femme-Nazis worship money as the Pagans worshipped Oden, as a symbol of power and influence. The Femme-Nazi's who had been stripped of power sixty centuries before Christ when Babylon, their main seat of power was nuked crisp in an overpopulated world, never totally disappeared even though the thorough efforts of Zeus to eliminate their power.  Homer, Zeus's personal scribe, wrote the Odyssey as a warning as to the power of women... I know all this it has been visited me in dreams.


I hit town with no ID and a job to do...the woman who had ruined my dreams had a coy smile and cold heart... I had to capture her and bring her to terms... In orbit around the
earth on a ship of solid gold, my father sat his feet kicked back on the console his mind linked with mine seeing through my eyes... in my farthest imagination I had never thought I would be selected for such a mission.


"Wake up you derelict" I woke up and looked through the bars. Two women cops were looking at me through the bars.


"Doesn't he look cute?" one with longblonde hair commented.


"Cute," the other, a curly headed brunette responded, "My dildo's cute. I think we should put him in with Bobo."


"Yeah, put him in with me," Bobo chanted. "I'll teach the little white boy some respect.


I eyed Bobo, a six-foot-six black with a bald head. I figured he went about 300 pounds. I closed my eyes and tried to communicate with my father but he was blocking me out. He always told me I had to go through all these earth type experiences myself... the SOB. I heard the cell door slide and held my breath... shit...what was going on... I looked up and sparks flew from my fingertips and Bobo flattened against the wall, his eyes like pancakes, the transformation is always sweet.


"Look at that fucker... blondie screamed... he's an electric animal."


I burned though the bars and Bobo and I walked out. The blonde pulled her gun but I grabbed it and it melted in her hand. She screamed and dropped the blob of molten metal which dripped through my fingertips. Red hot bullets popped off blasting against the walls.  I grabbed blonde by the hair and hauled her with me, Bobo did the same with the brunette we were out on the town.


Having superhuman powers freaks people out but I don't care, Bobo was sent to me by my dad to take care of things, Bobo's a Martian whose been transformed into a Ugandi warrior with human reproductive powers. My electric shock energized him. The world is full of beings like us. We've been around for awhile we grabbed a squad car and roared out of town, blasting through realms of reality, past the hot-dog stands and video stores of middle class America. In the back seat Bobo ripped blondie's panties off her and stuffed them in her mouth as he slammed his twelve inch pickle into her cunt.


"Chew bitch chew he laughed as he pressed her nylon ankles against her ears."


"He'll kill her." the brunette screamed.


I laughed, she was on a one way trip to Zenon 4th planet from Rigel. Off to Orion for the bitch. She'd learn what things were about there. Us Rigelese are heavily outnumbered and warriors can only be spared for momentary pleasure, so we make the most of our moments of pleasure. Dad was talking to me, I couldn't go, the war gave no time.


I was to go to the Olympic Mountains and take over the cave of Danker, Danker, the great chauvinist warrior who had died in battle in the third century fighting with a dragon woman above the icy caps... I had to go. Bobo gave a scream of ecstasy and came, white come came spurting out of the bitches cunts dripping heavily on the back seat.


Laughing wildly, I turned the siren on and drove the car up to a hundred and twenty and into a concrete abutment. Both girls transformed into a mist as the car splashed
into a pile of twisted metal, dad had them. Bobo and I were walking along a sylvan meadow below a giant glacier. A Unicorn turned and eyed us then ran into the forest... I could hear the laughter of the wood nymphs... or...oh god no.

 

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