It's June and doesn't it feel good to alive! Praise Allah!

So here we are again, a little older and wiser, stumbling into another overly contrived episode of nirvana. Excited yet? Yeah so the comedy sucks and the reviews offer little to no actual usable information but, isn't it great to get my "wonderful" monthly idiocy here on the ole' Looking Glass? Friends have said that reading my monthly offering helps them to feel better about themselves. In short, they hate me and so should you.

This month we set off to find "super adventure" in Brockton, Massachusetts at The Foxy Lady.

Question: Have you ever known someone who has done everything perfectly? Well, that is pretty much The Foxy Lady in Brockton, Massachusetts. Allow me to explain.

The layout of the Foxy is nothing short of breathtaking. Entering into the lobby, I was promptly greeted by a beautiful woman who pleasantly asked for the admission fee, which I gladly paid. Again pleasantly, I was asked to show ID at about the same time. It may sound somewhat anal to you but the initial greeting at the club lobby makes or breaks a club for me. It really is the little things that matter!

The Foxy lady features a main stage and three satellite stages, two of which are located on a second level that overlooks the club below. Other highlights include: A private dance area complete with leather couches, a skybox located on the second level, two full service bars, a Jazz style club located on a special basement level, a comfortable seating neatly positioned within quick tipping distance to the stage of your choice, an intelligent lighting system and stage props; for a nice touch.

When I go to a club a few things must happen to ensure nirvana. Firstly, the greeting at the door must be warm and non-confrontational. Secondly, the atmosphere must be conducive to a great time. Third, the waitresses must be prompt with orders. And lastly, the dancers have to be attractive. The Foxy lady passes very high on all of those areas.

I had a drink served right away, the music and DJ were great, and the layout of the club was fantastic. The dancers were absolutely amazing too and, my god, do they have a lot of them! It was a Tuesday night for this adventure and, despite having low expectations initially, I was shocked at the number of dancers and the quality overall. Every single woman there had a beautiful body and somewhat of a model quality to them. A few to remember are: Sheila, Kira, and Vanessa. In a word, they "helped" with this month's review by offering more than enough information. Of course the information that I obtained was gathered purely by reconnaissance.

My friend, who sampled about 643 drinks, swears that the bartender in quite possibly the hottest woman he has ever seen. And, for all intense and purposes, she really is hot. In fact, my friend, being more than half in the bag, proceeded to "hook-up" with her to absolutely no success. I can't imagine why she wouldn't have jumped at the chance. On second thought, he may have left empty handed due to constant smoking and excessive "fall down drunk" style drinking.

As a reviewer, it is good practice to try and find SOMETHING negative but, honestly, I had a great time and can't (despite a through search) find any negative aspects to The Foxy Lady. From the outside to the smallest detail inside, The Foxy Lady IS strip club Nirvana!

Be good!

Don smith is a producer, writer, and DJ-all of which he does badly. One day big bad "DJ" Don is going to learn how to actually write, DJ and produce although the end result will most certainly be sub par as that is his only notable quality.

Email him at: DADJ112@aol.com