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in the stars, in their unrelenting quest to serve you, our readers.
Dick Fitswell, Master of the Whorehouse in
Bankok
by
Jack Corbett
Dick Fitswell,
the man with the 18 inch dick in perpetual search for the perfect fit is now
a king triumphant. Lord of Spermutations, a whorehouse in Bangkok, Fitswell
has the whores worshipping his cock or else? That is, until he asks to make
a big thing even bigger and proves that greed can undo even the biggest cock
of the walk of them all.
Observations
from the D.J. Booth, Gentlemen's--The back Pocket
by Krazy
Ted
Find out
here why Ted suggests to always have something in your back pocket just in case
something goes wrong. Call it Murphy's Law....If something can go wrong it will
go wrong. And tune into Ted's new LICK
ME WHERE I SHIT" Award.
Yes....it is time the worm turned. We give lots of attention to the great clubs
in the United States--Big Als, Big Daddys, Maximus, PT's, and now according
to our D.J. informant and writer on the East Coast, the Foxy Lady. But how about
those shitty clubs, that give the entire adult industry a bad name? E-mail Krazy
Ted from the link in this article which club you think deserves the "Lick
Me Where I Shit Award". In the next Looking Glass we will announce the
shittiest clubs and why.
Kelly
Taylor and the Russian Dragunov Sniper's Rifle
by
Jack Corbett
Tune
into Jack Corbett's article as it was published on the Xtreme
Magazine Web site
From
club to Club, the search for Strip
Club Nirvana--Don's Fifth Adventure
by Donald Smith
This month Don finds strip club nirvana at the Foxy Lady Strip Club in Brockton, Massachusetts.
I say, give the good clubs the credit they deserve and help kill off the bad
ones.
Find out why Foxy Lady deserves Don's accolades.
Peter
the Great, Introducing Lotharina--Episode XI
by
Jack Corbett
Things are going great for Peter and the U.S. With his
public works projects on the eve of success and unemployment down, the future
for the country seems bright in spite of a few more executions than France experienced
during the Reign of Terror. Suddenly Lotharina appears, utterfly gorgeous with
an insatiable thirst for human blood. She has super human powers and vows to
undermine Peter.