Papa Kelly bar fines his Little Pet

But will Princess, 18 year old Pet's mother mind?

Chiang Mai Kelly

Soi Bukhao runs a mile or so between Pattaya Tai road and Pattaya Klang.

I lived at the Pattaya Tai (South) end and walked daily to Pattaya Kang (Central). Normally if you walk the same route daily for three years people recognize you. Not so Soi Buakhao. Soi Buakhao is like the French Foreign Legion no one remembers your name, nor do they want to, nor is it safe to. Walk and enjoy the scene but don't expect a lot of friends. Soi dogs sure. I used to feed the pack that slept at the end of my street. In exchange for the food they would guard me on my way home. Nice dogs but probably not a good idea to try and pet them. You can of course and you can also have oral sex with a freelance hooker from Beach Road. The oral sex might be safer. There are a million Soi dogs in Thailand. They're kind of a breed. Thai Ridgeback with everything else thrown in. I have a Soi dog. I raised her from a pup. She likes me to pet her. Other people not. She gives the impression she wants to eat them. Other dogs too. I didn't really want a social dog. I have a wall around my house and I wanted a dog that would keep burglars out. I am the only one who can give her food. The Thai people who live around me think she is crazy and maybe she is but anyone who stops by rings the doorbell.

My daily trek began at the Belgian restaurant on Soi Bukhao for a leisurely brunch and then a walk North till I came to a place for espresso. I sat drinking while I watched the flow of hookers and punters the oddball people that called the place home in the daytime.

My girls rarely got out of bed before 2 PM and I soon tired to watching them sleep and their little breasts poked out of the night shirts they wore in the evening.

Sex in the daytime is a lot of fun. You can actually see stuff; the room and the bugs and the pimples all those things that might escape your attention at three in the morning.

It was a Friday as I remember it. Up in the morning and a stroll through the delat knot

Right turn out of the market for breakfast with the Belgians and then my walk down the Soi Buakhao to Soi Diamond. Soi Diamond left to Second road and turn right to Soi Honey and right again up Soi Honey to chat with my favorite massage twosome. They would make the perfect lesbian pair except the good looking one really has an odor problem. Soi Honey has a lot of good small massage places.

Back to Soi Buakhao and Bar Noi, then Soi Chiapoon, Soi LK Metro, Lenke and finally from bar Noi on Soi Honey right to Soi Cheap Charlie, Soi Chiapoon.  The walk from Soi Honey to Soi Chiapoon is always interesting as one passes Soi Lk Metro and Oasis . Soi LK Metro being one of my favorite places after Soi Six in Pattaya.

Soi Six is raw, raw, sex and Soi LK Metro is just raw, sex.

But hunger called and Seaside on Soi Chiapoon was a decent moderately priced choice as a prelude to a night of drinking and debauchery.

The walk between Noi's bar and Seaside includes a couple of Go go's a VD clinic and two massage places. I ate roast chicken and oven baked potatoes and green beans and left the chicken stuffing. I always leave the stuffing. Smart not to eat stuffing in Thailand or anything that looks like stuffing really.

Bill Who I ate with that night used to own a Bar in New Pattaya Plaza but doesn't anymore since his wife found him with the lady boy next to NeRoys. NeRoys has the odd but good lasagna.

Some say Bill didn't really know she was a lady boy but how could he miss it? I could see it across the street!

I made my way back to bar Noi and assumed my usual place to await washing machine Roy and our nightly discussion of world events. While I am on world events it might be relevant to explain just what it is old ex pats discuss night after night while sitting at bars along Soi Buakhao. About the same thing old bar girls discuss except it is in English as opposed to Thai.

The events sometimes dictate the discussion as charging elephants, pickpockets, machete wielding nut cases and the like are common occurrences along the street. Then there are fights, deaths and accidents; that takes up a half hour at least. There is a guy every day who crawls the length of the street and various trash collectors and sellers of porn and clocks and other things.

So there we were me and Roy discussing the finer points of crotch less undergarments when what should transpire but Princess's daughter is on the phone to tell me she was wearing the new panties sans crotch that I had purchased her that very day.

Pet (the girl on the phone) had secured employment at Oasis to get away from mom who was dancing at Jade on Soi 8 and strike out on her own. She was dealing with her shyness issues rapidly. And Oasis was only a stones throw away from Bar Noi.

So back to the Oasis Go Go which is between Bar Noi and Seaside where I ate dinner.

Everyone makes their own worlds mine is small. Coffee shops, restaurants, bars, hospitals and clinics and markets within a ten block radius. 1000 hookers and strippers headlining the entourage. The average of the guys I know is 65 and the average of their dates is 19 years old and as many in as many days. That's my life. That's normal to me. I don't worry a lot about what is happening in Pittsburgh or Boston and I guess I could know more about current affairs but I do know that Pet is dancing, crotchless at Oasis.

Walking into Oasis the 6 half naked girls at the door smile, say hi and grab my dick as usual. It's nice to be remembered enough for a lady to grab your dick.

A quick look up on stage confirms Pet's pussy is staring me in the face. In addition to Pet there is Ann, and Lek and Nim and I have a speaking acquaintance with all of those pussies. Speaking like, they have all talked to me up close and personal. Pet doesn't shave. She doesn't really have to. She has a light dusting of pubic hair very soft more like goose down than the Brillo pads that provide cover for some dancers.

I don't know if I have made this point before but Pet was shy. Real shy. At home she was always clothed even when getting undressed she is clothed. Even when she was giving me a blow job she was clothed. But there she was on stage wagging her vagina at anyone who would look. I had never touched Pet's vagina before. I wanted to but never had the chance. As my eyes met Pet's eyes it was obvious she was overcoming her shyness by looking only at me and the wall. 90% wall 10% me. That 10% was enough. The barfine seemed to fly from my wallet to the Mammasan. Pet showered in the back and changed to her Sunday go to meeting whore suit and we hopped on the back of a motorcycle taxi and off to my place.

That was a mistake (the motorcycle taxi). As we sped down Soi Chiapoon the bar girl telegraph was drumming my whereabouts and the whereabouts of Pet to her mother. Princess knew what was going on.

As I undressed Pet and gazed for the first time up close and personal at her various assets, Princess was climbing the four flights of stairs to my apartment.