Cost of a leech boyfriend: A satirical checklist

 

By Jack Corbett

If you are that kind of woman face it, you're not about to change.  Now that women's lib has transformed the American landscape of the sexes forever, isn't it about time that you have the tools to determine the cost of keeping that worthless bum around or if you should trade him in for a newer and cheaper model?

Although we designed this worksheet for the professional exotic entertainer it is just as indispensable for any woman who is supporting a guy.  

Get out your own pen and paper and work out the numbers. I'm sure it's going to surprise you. Or better yet, get out a spreadsheet and work it out on a computer like we have done.  

Surprised? Get rid of the son of a bitch and order your pimp t shirt today. And let the world know you have made the switch.

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