
It's Miss Nude Great Plains here in Topeka, Kansas, four nights of non-stop action as Samantha Starr, K.C. Cannons, and Carrie Bare top a field of very competitive feature entertainers and "amateurs". Amateurs at this level is a comparative thing with one house dancer driving all the way up from Mississippi. This is an excellent club, with a great staff, a very friendly new owner, and spectacular interior.
Especially for Dancers--Events, Feature Talent Showcases, etc.
Pure Talent, Continental, or another top talent agency having a "Feature Showcase"? If you are at all interested in featuring this is one of your greatest opportunities to make the connections that count. Or how about those special contests that get you the kinds of credits that get you ahead? We will be listing the key events that make the difference in an entertainers career in this section of the Looking Glass.
Get the straight scoop from the all seeing eye, the real truth about your Asstoological future, exclusively here from the Writers of the "Looking Glass" who tune into the cosmos and experience its dangers searching for ultimate destinies in the stars, in their unrelenting quest to serve you, our readers.
Will the Canadians cut off Dick Fitswell's 18 inch penis? by Jack Corbett
Imprisoned by the socialized Canadian Health Care system in a Canadian hellhole passing for a hospital, a conspiracy hatches to operate on Dick's beloved appendage to bring the man in quest of the perfect fit down to size.
Letters from the Backdoor Man--Episode 4 of The Trailer Park Momma, "In Search of the Holy Tail" by McTeague
Episode IV of the Backdoor Man--Feeling he's getting close to his holy grail, "The Trailer Park, Momma, the Backdoor man is visited by his Uncle One Eyed Jack, fresh from digging up the graves of young women. Uncle One-Eyed Jack warns: "The wolf is coming for you."
Only featuring for six months, Samantha rocks the crowd at Club
Cararet U.S.A. in Topeka Kansas, while winning Miss Nude Great
Plain, against a very competitive field. Four nights straight
the young feature turns up the heat She's lovely,bubbly, and
she never gives up. Find out why she's a heroine worth remembering and a feature you
won't want to miss.
Some people will eat almost anything hoping to live longer. But stick with Dr. Quack Anderson's diet, and you might just turn into a vegetable.
From Baron's fertile mind comes (back to normal?).The
protagonist loves crack whores and is a drummer in a rock and roll band. His
home planet is Zenon.
From
Iguana Dreams--(back
to normal?) by Baron
Peter
the Great becomes President--Episode
II
by Jack Corbett
With God at his side, Peter the Great, wins the U.S. Presidency after announcing his Peter Plan, which promises the contruction of a revitalized national railroad system and mass transit, legalization of drugs, termination of DUI laws and a relentless war against lawyers and judges."
A struggling artist living in a small nearly repossessed trailer on the back of a pickup, a wanna-bee Hollywood screen play writer and two bikers plan a bank robbery, hoping to make off with the loot and to enslave the pretty women employees . Vintage Baron.


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