Dick Fitswell's at the Biker Bar: A Satirical Escapade by Jack Corbett

Join Dick Fitswell's hilarious adventure at a biker bar in his quest for the perfect fit:  A bold and numorous tale from the ultimate satirical series by Jack Corbett.

Afraid to go into a biker bar? Not if you are Dick Fitswell, the man out for the perfect fit, and I'm the man out for the perfect lay. I will do anything to nail the right piece down and I don't give a damn where I have to go to find the object of my quest. I walked into the biker bar, confident and ready as every man in the place gave me the once over with his eyes. And then I saw her-----a tall ravishing blonde, with a tight ass and breasts that jutted out into sharp little points--the kind of breasts that makes a grown man want to cry. God...did I want her.

Being meek in a biker bar with all those Harley Davidson's and bikers just doesn't get it and being too cocky can get a man killed. I ordered everyone in the place a drink----including the bartender. Especially the bartender. One guy, a gruff long haired freak with a beard who appeared to be the leader immediately asked me right after sipping his beer-----"This stuff tastes funny. I don't know if I want to drink it." ------to be continued in the book which you can buy in paperback, Kindle and for your smart phone from Amazon

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