Dick Fitswell: the Hilarious Quest of a Larger-Than-Life adventurer by Jack Corbett

Dick Fitswell: the Hilarious Quest of a Larger-Than-Life adventurer by Jack Corbett

Join Dick Fitswell, the larger-than-life adventurer with an oversized appendage, on his satirical quest for the perfect fit. Laugh along with Jack Corbett's outrageous misadventures.

"Pay Your Pal wants to destroy these ancient Angkor Wat sculptures because they show that topless clubs have existed for hundreds of years. Therefore it's normal for women to show off their breasts and for us to hang out in strip clubs. Dick Fitswell while trying to stop the Mothers for a More Boring Nation and Pay Your Pal from bombing Cambodia's greatest national treasure in their ever lasting vendetta against nudity and sex.	I had a normal childhood learning all about sex from Howard the Duck"---Dick Fitswell telling his psychotherapist about his first sexual experience at 11. He angers so many Christians that he has to live in exile running a Bangkok Whorehouse. You fools have been worshiping in the wrong place for 1700 years thinking he was crucified over there. See how they are making an Arab bus station at the real Skull Hill." Dick Fitswell told everyone.
Don 't bother me until I have finished." Dick Fitswell when the manager of the topless club caught him banging one of the dancers in the phone booth	Let me be your minister from now on." Dick Fitswell after telling the real story

As long as you are going to be a dick, you might as well be a big one." Dick Fitswell commented after opening up his Soi Six bar in Pattaya Thailand. So I am calling it "Big Dicks".	Dick Fitswell finds his true salvation in Thailand. Running a go go bar in Bangkok, he finds his true calling. But his Bangkok adventures last only so long before he heads South to Pattaya.

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Here are 26 stories of the legend of Dick Fitswell with his 18 inch dick looking for the perfect fit

Meet Dick Fitswell as he picks a woman up in a Country Western Bar.

Dick Fitswell gives up on his favorite swingers'bar

Dick Fitswell at the strip club

Dick Fitswell at the St Louis Country Club

Dick Fitswell at the Biker Bar

Fitswell goes skiing

Fitswell in Hong Kong

Fitswell goes to Canada

Fitswell meets the Canadian socialized Health Care System

Fitswell and the surgeon's knife

Fitswell has a religious conversion

Dick Fitswell goes to Church

Dick Fitswell discovers the real truth about the Crucifixion

Dick Fitswell makes a Move on the Minister's Wife

Dick Fitswell biggest plans go down in Flames

Dick Fitswell at the Whorehouse

Dick Fitswell becomes a cabby in Bangkok

Dick Fitswell Running the Whore House

Dick Fitswell Meets Howard the Fuck Duck

Dick Fitswell has his first "woman"

Dick Fitswell's ancestor, Erectile Fitswell, saves Holland

Dick Fitswell explains why Henry VIII beheaded his wives

Dick Fitswell celebrates Christmas

Dick Fitswell--on the job at America Online

Dick Fitswell works for Microcrap

Dick Fitswell tries to save Cambodia from Pay Pal

Dick Fitswell moves to Thailand

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