Dick Fitswell the Man in Quest of the Perfect Fit


While the rest of us search for wealth, self actualization or the right career , Fitswell sets out looking for his Holy Grail, the perfect fit while finding himself at all corners of the globe, his quest relentless.  An astonished world of admirers and detractors await his next misadventure with abated breath

by Jack Corbett

Naked breasts at Angkor Wat

"Pay Your Pal wants to destroy these ancient Angkor Wat sculptures because they show that topless clubs have existed for hundreds of years. 

Therefore it's normal for women to show off their breasts and for us to hang out in strip clubs. 

Dick Fitswell while trying to stop the Mothers for a More Boring Nation and Pay Your Pal from bombing Cambodia's greatest national treasure in their ever lasting vendetta against nudity and sex. 


swan, Dick Fitswell and Howard the Fuck Duck

I had a  normal childhood  learning all about sex from Howard the Duck"---Dick Fitswell telling his psychotherapist about his first sexual experience at 11. 

He angers so many Christians that he has to live in exile running a Bangkok Whorehouse.

Golgotha You fools have been worshiping in the wrong place for 1700 years thinking he was crucified over there.  See how they are making an Arab bus station at the real Skull Hill."  Dick Fitswell  told everyone. 

topless club manager and Dick Fitswell

Don 't bother me until I have finished."  Dick Fitswell when the manager of the topless club caught him banging one of the dancers in the phone booth

Dick Fitswell as minister of the Church

Let me be your minister from now on."  Dick Fitswell after telling the real story

Fitswell's Big Dick'sSoi 6 Bar

As long as you are going to be a dick, you might as well be a big one."   Dick Fitswell commented after opening up his Soi Six bar in Pattaya Thailand.  So I am calling it "Big Dicks".                      


Dick Fitswell finds his true salvation in Thailand.  Running a go go bar in Bangkok, he finds his true calling.  But his Bangkok adventures last only so long before he heads South to Pattaya.  

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Here are 26 stories of the legend of Dick Fitswell with his 18 inch dick looking for the perfect fit


Meet Dick Fitswell as he picks a woman up in a Country Western Bar.


Dick Fitswell gives up on his favorite swingers'bar


Dick Fitswell at the strip club


Dick Fitswell at the St Louis Country Club


Dick Fitswell at the Biker Bar


Fitswell goes skiing



Fitswell in Hong Kong


Fitswell goes to Canada


Fitswell meets the Canadian socialized Health Care System


Fitswell and the surgeon's knife


Fitswell has a religious conversion


Dick Fitswell goes to Church


Dick Fitswell discovers the real truth about the Crucifixion


Dick Fitswell makes a Move on the Minister's Wife


Dick Fitswell finds the Perfect Fit


Dick Fitswell biggest plans go down in Flames


Dick Fitswell at the Whorehouse


Dick Fitswell becomes a cabby in Bangkok


Dick Fitswell  Running the Whore House


Dick Fitswell Meets Howard the Fuck Duck


Dick Fitswell has his first "woman"


Dick Fitswell's ancestor, Erectile Fitswell, saves Holland


Dick Fitswell explains why Henry VIII beheaded his wives


Dick Fitswell celebrates Christmas


Dick Fitswell--on the job at America Online


Dick Fitswell works for Microcrap


Dick Fitswell tries to save Cambodia from Pay Pal


Dick Fitswell moves to Thailand



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