"He taught me everything I needed to know about sex," Dick Fitswell replied. "At first it was the swans. But after we had fucked a few they started to grow wary. They’d fly off every time we came near that pond. Finally they flew off never to return. But a flock of geese visited the pond so we screwed several geese but the same thing happened that had happened with the geese and they left too.
"Then what happened?"
"Howie introduced me to sheep, then goats. But all of them caught on to us and they would run off as soon as we came anywhere near them."
"And what did you learn from all this?"
"I learned to get very aggressive because if I didn’t, I’d never get laid."
When did you have your first woman?" Dr. Kwan asked.
Dick Fitswell frowned, then his face brightened. "I had just turned twelve. Howie the Duck was still around. By this time we had run out of animals and he had started to get restless. Dick Fitswell’s voice started to get sad as he recalled his adventures with Howie the Duck------to be continued in the book which you can buy in paperback or for your Kindle or Smart Phone from Amazon
