The Looking Magazine Lumberyard Strip Club of the Month Issue
July 2003

Lance and XXX Xena


The Lumberyard Strip Club of the Month

This is Iowa? Soon to host Miss Nude World, The Lumberyard Strip Club puts the Midwest at the top of Adult Entertainment. In the picture are our two M.C's, XXXena and Lance making spectacles of themselves, but you just gotta know these two. Jack's here with Dirty Heather as his photography assistant. She's gorgeous and 100 % together, more than the female match for Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry character. And what a high shooting 16 beautiful fast moving feature entertainers from Pure Talent, night after night, for three nights. This one's called "Wired on Red Bull and Adrenaline at the Lumberyard" which is the title Jack chose for his first and up and coming article for "The "Wood" a new adult magazine out of Wisconsin. Landmark of the Month

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 Get the straight scoop from the all seeing eye, the real truth about your Asstoological future, exclusively here from the Writers of the "Looking Glass" who tune into the cosmos and experience its dangers searching for ultimate destinies in the stars, in their unrelenting quest to serve you, our readers.

Dick Fitswell's Useless Appendage by Jack Corbett

Dick Fitswell, the man with the 18 inch dick in perpetual search for the perfect fit has just been burnt while abusing his whores in Bangkok no less. Will Dick Fitswell's cock of the walk ever recover from this blow now that it's been rendered useless. Fitswell is sent to China to a special hospital for the sexually dysfunctional and it is here he meets the renowned Chinese psychologist, Dr. Kwan, who's got the hots for our man Dick.

Queen of Rifles--the Springfield M14
 by Jack Corbett

This queen of rifles is an improved  M1 Garand called by General Patton the Finest Battle Implement ever devised. Some believe it is the finest evolution of the M1. So how could the M14 be the Queen of Rifles when it enjoyed the shortest reign  as the standard battle rifle of the U.S. Armed Forces?

From club to Club, the search for strip club nirvana--Don's fifth adventure by Donald Smith

Last month Don found strip club nirvana at the Foxy Lady in Brockton, Massachusetts and gave the place credit for being a damn good place. This month Don reviews "The Glass Slipper". Although it is in Boston and Corbett lives in the St. Louis area, Jack gets reviews and other info from feature entertainers traveling all over the U.S. The reports came in...."The Glass Slipper" is a terrible club according to the Looking Glass sources. And now...Don tells all. After just seeing this place in action.

Peter the Great, the private side of Lotharina--Episode XII by Jack Corbett

Lotharina who pledges to be the nemesis of Peter the Great starts to reveal secrets about herself, such as a penchant for sleeping in coffins and a thorough understanding of art. But she's just as evil as she's knock down gorgeous.  


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