Join a young Dick Fitwell on his satirical misadventures under Howard the Ducks Tutelage, exploring early experiences with barnyard animals
"Mr. Fitswell, I want you to meet Dr. Kwan," Dick Fitswell's Chinese doctor announced as he gingerly guided a Chinese woman in her early thirties to Dick Fitswell’s bedside. "I’ve done all I can. I’ve repaired all the burnt and cut tissue on your penis. It’s taken a month. We’ve had you in physical therapy but I’ll be very honest with you. Your dick still doesn’t work and I don’t think it’s going to work until you have gone through some very extensive psychological therapy and even then all we can do is to hope for the best."
"What do you mean, hope for the best?" Dick Fitswell asked the doctor. "It has to work. I won’t be a man without my penis being fully functional at its 15 inch limit." Dick Fitswell studied Dr. Kwan, carefully noting her slender build, long raven hair, and ferret like eyes behind glasses that gave her a studious look. "She’d be a goer alright. With the right man plugged into her," Dick Fitswell noted------to be continued in the book which you can buy in paperback or two e reader formats from Amazon and lulu.com
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