The Naklua Dancing Queen contest will be at Nikky Bar near Naklua Soi 33 close to Pattaya Dolphin Circle. Winner gets 4000 baht.

The runner up gets 2000 baht. While the second runner up gets 1000 baht.

So on the invite why am I calling this event the instead of the Miss Pattaya Dance Contest instead of the Miss Naklua Dancing Queen contest.

I guess it’s because I want to boldly proclaim that this contest is open to all Pattaya women. But it’s being held here in Naklua at Nikky Bar. But never mind, the Naklua Nikky bar is just three or four hundred meters from Dolphin roundabout which separates Pattaya from Naklua.

So why on earth am I having this Miss Naklua Dancing Queen contest on my birthday? Well, to tell you the truth I’m getting kind of old now. So I want to recapture all those exciting times when I was an adult photographer in the U.S. While I was writing for Xtreme Magazine.

So I want to create a special event that will capture excellence. Such as I did both as a writer and a photographer. I was higher than kite shooting the Miss Nude Illinois pageant at Big Als. While the Dollies Playhouse strip club was paying for my hotel room and all expenses. Having me escort the Dollies contestant to Peoria, Illinois.

But here in Pattaya, Thailand it is all about money. With the man paying a bar girl the most money getting first shot at the girl. No matter how ugly the guy is or how much of an asshole he is.

So I decided to put out the money for a Naklua Dancing Queen contest. To work with Nikky to host a real dancing contest where beauty, seductive dancing and raw sexuality separates the best from the rest. And do it U.S. style like Club Maximus did in its MS. Texas Pageants. Or Miss Nude World where I shot digital pictures of the contestants. Or Nudes-A-Poppin.

So here’s how it works at the upcoming Naklua Dancing Queen contest. There will be four or five judges. Hopefully all of them impartial. Voting for the contestants who put on the best performance. Each judge gets to vote three times. Once of his first choice. Then his second and third choices. We will award three points for each first choice. Two points for each third choice. And one point for each third choice. The girl who gets the most points becomes the winner of the Naklua Dancing Queen contest.

Obviously Nikky will do her utmost to get her bar girls knocking themselves out to win this event. But I hope to bring in two or three contestants on my own to help spice things up.

For example, I hope this little dynamo performs but I just met her one week ago.

And you can see her in full motion video right here when I took her to Night Wish Bar, Repent Bar, and Toy Box.