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Pattaya Dancing Contest Previews: A Sneak Peek at Gee, Mimi, and Mali

Three Pattaya Dancing Contest previews of Gee, Mimi and Mali just one week before the 20000-baht dancing queen competition starts.

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Just outside Slutz here on Soi Six is Mali and Bogy

We start off our Pattaya Dancing Contest previews at Slutz bar. I think it’s only the second night that the owner of Lust Bar bought Illuzions. I had really liked Wolfgang, the previous owner, Unfortunately, only several weeks ago I found out that Wolfgang had died. Although German, Wolfgang never represented the stereotypical German of a strait laced humorless descendent of a Prussian army officer dating back to the Napoleonic wars. The Wolfgang I knew was the total opposite. Warm, friendly and easy going, I cannot think of any bar owner in Pattaya who better fit the total opposite of this German stereotype.

At first, we had difficulty finding Slutz due to the name change. But when we found ourselves in the middle of two birthday parties, the place was packed. So atter Mali, Mimi and I had a couple of drinks we continued onto Hot Shots where we found Marc. Who is another polar opposite of the stereotypical German. Marc, by the way, will be helping me run the upcoming Pattaya Dancing Queen Competition this July 7, 2024.

I had done my last Pattaya dancing competition at Nikky bar on April 2, 2023. But I had never done one before on Soi Six. This as far as I know will be the first big dancing competition that Soi Six has ever had. The stakes have never been higher. Because the best dancer will be getting 20000 baht. With the second-place girl getting 10000 baht and third place finisher getting 5000 baht.

But we would not get on with our Pattaya Dancing Contest Previews until we got to Spot Bar

I would do most of my videos of Mali, Mimi and Gee dancing at Spot bar. Unfortunately, those videos which filled up an entire 128-megabyte memory card would never make it to these Pattaya Dancing contest previews.

Because I lost the memory card while shooting video at Sweet Bar. My Nikon camera suddenly stopped shooting the video I was shooting. Due to the card being filled up with the videos I had shot earlier. So, I substituted another memory card and did it in just a few seconds. I shifted to fast to the new card that I’m not exactly sure what I did with the old one. I had a special zippered packet that held a spare battery and several memory cards. So, I took a fresh memory card out of the packet and inserted it into the memory card slot in my Nikon. Then I hurriedly thrust the old memory card into either the packet or the camera bag.

Facing an acute hangover the next morning I looked for the memory card that I had filled up from the Spot Bar. But I couldn’t find it. Bottom line is I took all three videos on this page at Sweet Bar.

In this picture in Pattaya Dancing Contest Mali and Mimi
Mali and Mimi at Sweet Bar on Soi Six

We Repent Gee’s birthday here at Soi Six Repent Bar

But do we repent Gee’s birthday? Absolutely not because we got gloriously drunk while doing great video at Mj Kitty bar and Repent

We Repent Gee's birthday picture of Gee, Phang, Koy and Mali

Mali and Phang are meeting me at Lust Bar on Soi Six and so is Gee or that’s the plan.

But Gee is always late, so I expect her to be at another time in outer space. As for Mali and Phang, I’ve known Mali for 3 years and Phang for seven. Both women have taken the time to buy Gee presents. And both women arrive at Lust Bar before I can get there.

At 8:15 I pay for our drinks and Lust and then we head down to the Spot. Where Gee joins us on Gee time. Soon it’s time that we Repent Gee’s birthday at Repent bar because there’s no way we will be leaving Koy out on all the fun.

We find both Koys at Repent. That’s Koy who’s competed in two of our Pattaya Dancing Queen competitions at Nikky Bar. Then there’s cashier Koy who relishes bringing our gang more tequila than any reasonable person can expect to handle.

In this video Koy, Mali and Gee start off dancing to Body Slam. Towards the end of the video Mali gives the bar her signature pushup exhibition. Mali’s very slender, but when she’s doing pushups like no other girl I’ve seen can, she shows off her marvelous body control. Mew has the same level of body control which makes her a terrific dancer. And so is Mali although hers and Mew’s dancing styles are very different.
In this video we present Gee with a birthday cake. Then Mali, Koy and Gee get into the dancing groove. By this time there’s no doubt that the real party action is here, at Repent, in our little corner of the world.

We Repent Gee’s birthday down on Soi Six Repent and if you believe that you truly belong in Buffalo Land.

Calling a spade a spade I will always refer to most Pattaya Bars as Buffalo Land. Which has inspired one of my favorite Thai songs, Kwai Kwai Kwai.

The girls who are with me understand exactly what I mean, and why I enjoy watching them dance to Kwai Kwai Kwai. Especially on Soi Six t’s because of all the falang buffalo who keep ringing the bell buying drinks for all the girls in the bar. And especially most Koreans who believe a real man is the guy who spends the most money on the bar girls. The bar girls expect this kind treatment from all the foreigner buffalo. Who I recommend your reading Neil Hutchison’s Fool In Paradise or Money Number one to understand bar girls and foreign buffalo.

There can be no doubt that our table is center stage here.

Because four of the 2024 Pattaya Beaches Eye Candy Calendar girls are at our table. Mali, Phang, Gee and Koy.

But of the four calendar girls, Phang’s doing very little dancing whereas Koy, Gee and Mali are dancing machines.

I love playing Kwai Kwai Kwai in Pattaya’s bars. While the main girls I hang out with understand exactly where I’m coming from. Especially Mali and Phang. Because when the bar girls watch a man buying drinks for all the girls in the bar, they are laughing behind the man’s back. What most bar girls don’t realize is the Joke’s on them even more than it’s on the fools in paradise. Because over 90 percent of Soi Six bar girls have Thai boyfriends for example. Not that I dislike most THai men. Because if I did, I would be a racist. I just despise all men who live off women. Who I call leeches while other men think of them as vermin.

But I am getting way off the subject which is a bad habit I have.

I need to be writing about why we repent Gee’s birthday. So I am asking you to study these five videos to understand why. It is Gee’s birthday that is the catalyst that brings us all together tonight. While Repent bar’s the perfect place to do it.

Gee kicks act 3 off dancing to Boogie Oggie Oggie’s Taste of Honey which is a song I lost track of for the past thirty years. Boogie Oggie Oggie is the name of the disco group that created Taste of Honey. Which I will never forget my jogging to it on the Springfield Illinois’s YMCA indoor track. It took 21 laps to do one mile and back then I was typically running 4 miles or 84 laps on this track. The YMCA was playing great music back then. But then that song started playing on the loudspeakers I kept lapping everyone on the track. I was so pumped up that I think no one could have beat me on that track that night.
Gee’s birthday Act 4 features Phang for the first time seen dancing. Until now, neither Jack nor Mali have been able to get Phang to dance with them. But Gee’s able to get it done. And probably because years ago Phang and Gee worked together. Halfway through this video Jack’s dancing with Gee. While at the end of the video Mali’s dancing with Gee at MJ Kitty Bar. However, the lighting at Kitty’s is very challenging which is why it’s best to fasten an auxiliary always on light onto the Nikon to mitigate the effects of all the flashing lights at MJ Kitty Bar.
By Act 5, Gee’s left the party, and so has Phang. This leaves Jack and Mali who head back to Repent Bar where Mali and Koy dance to Kwai Kwai, the buffalo song. Koy, our favorite cashier joins in with Mali and Koy to dance to celebrate the upcoming return of the buffalo.

If you liked some of the music in the videos you might want to watch the original artist’s live performances on YouTube.

Kwai Kwai Kwai.

Body Slam Feat

Rocket Festival

The Musketeers

Hua Lai Tood

Taste of Honey by Boogie Oogie Oogie

Maroon Five Moves like Jagger

Maroon Five Moves like Jagger (official version)

Bruno Mars 2-4-K Magic

This is the Way We do it Montel Jordan

Soi Six Vip Bar with Mali and Gee

After watching the girl’s videos, Mali wanted to meet Koy, Mew and Gee. Watch Mali and Gee dancing together at the Soi Six Vip Bar

Soi Six Vip Bar with Mali and Gee video
Mali and Gee dancing at VIP Bar.

Back then I didn’t know little Miss Mali could dance. But she wasn’t too shy about venturing her opinions. about the girls who had contested for Pattaya Dancing Queen contests. For some reason Mali loved Koy’s dancing style and told me after watching the videos of Dancing Queen 2. Koy’s going to win.

I asked her, “You think Koy will really beat Mew?”

“I think she will. Mew’s the best dancer but I think Koy will beat her.”

“I think Koy’s very pretty and she tosses her hair around that makes her look so pretty, but Mew’s always going to find a way to win,” I replied.

I was right and Mali guessed wrong because Mew won Pattaya Dancing Queen the third time in a row.

But I also thought Gee always had a decent chance of winning the title. And now that Mali’s met Koy and Mew, she wanted to meet Gee. So I had Gee meet Mali and I at Hot Shots on Soi Six where Mali and I were downing tequilas on the club’s DJ, Silent Bob.

We soon joined Koy at Repent bar across the street where we tossed a few down with Koy. We were having a great time with Gee and Mali playing DJ when Gee announced, “Thomas is at Soi Six VIP bar. He did so much to help you, Jack, at your birthday party.”

And so it was, with Gee and Mali dancing together for the first time at Soi Six Vip bar. But Gee petered out early while Mali and I went back to Hot Shots do have a few more drinks with Silent Bob.

If you want to view more of Mali’s videos, click here.

If you want to watch more of Gee’s videos click here.

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