Contestant number 5 was a total mystery to my crowd at the Hot Shots Dancing Queen Competition we held on Pattaya Soi Six

I’m calling contestant number 5 the Hot Shots Dancing Queen mystery girl because I really don’t know where she came from. Mali, if I am not being forgetful told me she’s not a bar girl so she’s certainly not a Soi Six girl. Aside from my never having met her, she danced quite well. While she made herself very conspicuous. For example, posing before my camera every chance she could get. Or making a point of cutting up right in front of me. I didn’t know most of the other girls either, but that’s not the point.

The point I’m making is if you are going to try to win a contest, make sure you get the photographer’s attention.

The subject of this next section along with her video is Mew. Who is a totally different story than contestant number 5. I’ve taken hundreds of pictures of Mew. And drunk untold shots of Tequila with Mew. I have watched her win Pattaya Dancing Queen 1. And I’ve watched her win the votes of all five judges at Pattaya Dancing Queen II at Nikky Bar. And Mew made me very happy when she won Pattaya Dancing Queen III at Nikky Bar. And I was even more happy when I gave her 20000 baht after she got first place votes out of five out of five judges.

Phang was present also although she did not compete. And I’ve known her for over seven years now. As for Koy, I’ve now known her for over two years now. And watched her compete twice for Pattaya Dancing Queen competitions at Nikky Bar. I’ve drunk lots of Tequila with Koy also. And with the exception of Mew, Koy’s bought me more tequilas than any other bar girl ever has. And as for Mali, she’s simply been my number one drinking buddy over the past six months.

As for this threesome of Koy, Mali and Mew, I’ve danced many times with each girl.

It’s no secret that an incredible bond has developed between these three. And with Nikky every bit as much, who Mew calls Mom. And who I call sister while Nikky calls me her brother.

The judging

As we did in the three previous Pattaya Dancing Queen competitions at Nikky Bar, we had five judges. In the picture below of the judge’s table you will notice an open notebook. I gave a ball point pen and a small notebook to each judge so each judge could take notes of his impressions of each dancer as she danced. Because I knew that the girl who danced last would be most likely to win provided, she danced pretty well. After all last impressions of a performer if they are good Impressions usually win the day for the last competitor.

My pal Marc gave each judge a voting sheet on which he would list his top three choices. He would write down the number 3 for his first choice, 2 for his second favorite girl, and 1 for his third favorite. Then I had Marc count the votes from the five voting sheets and insert the number of points each girl earned from each judge on a spreadsheet I had created. The spreadsheet made the counting of the votes take less than five minutes.

A little after 8 p.m. I got on the microphone so that I could explain the contest rules and how we would judge the winners.

But hardly anyone listened to me. I wanted to tell the judges that this contest had to operate according to my rules since I would be the one paying the winners 25000 baht. I had paid $200 for a very high- quality microphone but for some reason it was not nearly loud enough. My voice through the bar’s sound system would have carried well enough except for the fact that hardly any of the girls present could keep their mouths shut. Bottom line was unless the microphone was overpowering enough, fifty mouths all a flapping at the same time was overpowering any words I had to say.

I had told the DJ and other key people at the bar that my absolutely number one requirement was that

no contestant should be allowed to play da da music, which is that electronic noise that consists of two beats, da and DA.

With those two beats running at varying speeds and varying degrees of loudness. Unfortunately, my voice did not carry loudly enough throughout the room. As hardly anyone was paying attention to anything that I was saying. I never had this problem during the competitions at Nikky bar since most people present knew that if someone got in front of everyone and picked up a microphone that they had better stop their mouths from wagging.

And so, it turned out that no matter how hard I tried, most of the competitors chose to play electro shit to dance to.

As for Silent Bob the DJ, he tried to announce that the girls who would compete had to come up to him and tell him what songs they wanted him to play that they could dance to.

Prince again most of the girls who would compete were either not paying attention or for some reason felt they could dance to even a dog barking if they wanted that for their song. As it would later turn out I would have immensely preferred having many of them dancing to a dog barking. Either that or an elephant taking a shit.

There as now four of the nine competitions up here for all of you to choose out of. I will put up the videos of the last five contestants over the next two days.

So now once again, I’m inviting all of you to tell me on my Facebook page which girls you would have voted for had you been judges. But do keep in mind that I tried every which way to stop all the competitors from dancing to that electro noise I call da da.

Links you might be interested in visiting

The Hot Shots Facebook page

The partying before the Hot Shots Dancing Queen competition started.

Shows of competititors 1 and 2.

Shows of competitors 3 and 4

There were three Pattaya Beaches Eye Candy Calendar Girls competing in the Hot Shots Dancing Queen competition. There’s a lot of videos of this threesome, Mali, Mew and Koy.

Mali’s videos

Mew’s videos

Koy’s videos.