The two books takes my Jack Corbett Christian Satire to glorious heights or abysmal lows depending on your point of view.

But my alphapro.com web site promises cutting edge photography and video and over the top satire. I keep my promises and that’s what I deliver.

You must all ask yourselves. Why did I create this abominable video? And why did Angie help me do it? It’s because organized Christianity deserves it.

That’s why. Make no mistake. Organized religion has killed more people over the last 2000 years than anything else. With the possible exception of World War I and World War II. And in my opinion organized Christianity is the most pretentious and arrogant religion of them all.

Okay. You don’t believe me. Many of you are going to argue with me. And that’s the very reason I am sticking my totally off the wall Jack Corbett Christian satire right in your faces.

Think about it. Which religion is more arrogant and deadly–the Christian church represented by the Pope and various Protestant Church authority figures or mainline Islam?

Those of you who actually read books. (Most of you don’t). Because your world is Facebook and Social media. Those who actually read books already know about the Spanish Inquisition. And the burning of countless thousands of heretics throughout the Middle Ages. All sanctified by the Pope as head of the Roman Catholic church.

Now consider Saladin versus King Richard the Lion Hearted during the Third Crusade.

The Moslems under Saladin promised all Christians freedom of worship in Jerusalem. Whereas the Christians did everything in their power to destroy freedom of worship in the Holy City. The Christians slaughtered thousands of peaceful Muslim pilgrims traveling to Jerusalem, which was the Holy City. And not just for Christians but equally so for Jews and Muslims. Eventually Saladin was able to defeat the Christians and retain Jerusalem under Moslem rule. The result was and still is freedom of worship for all.

I found it to be so much fun to introduce Jack Corbett Christian Satire over thirty years ago during float trips on Missouri’s Current River.

I was actively farming back in those days. When suddenly I came up with a totally warped idea. So I welded a heavy steel cross together.

The Springfield, Illinois Ski Club was having its annual Halloween Party. Hundreds of young men and women attended that Halloween Party every year. And that was the genesis of Jack Corbett Christian Satire.

The Springfield Ski club gave prizes to its members who created the most creative and most hilarious costumes. And that’s when I became the irreverend Catholic Priest. So I went out and bought a monk’s robe at a Halloween costume shop. And bought a thick white rope. The robe was black and it had a hood.

Wearing my monk’s hooded robe while carrying my steel cross I proceeded to harass the most beautiful girls at the Springfield Ski Club’s Halloween Party. Mocking organized religion as my first Jack Corbett Christian Satire.

I had one of the Springfield Ski Club girls put a lot of makeup on my face. So no one could recognize me. And at the party I’d wander throughout the crowd kissing the prettiest girls. While uttering shameful remarks such as “I want your body so much. You have the best ass here.”

But it wasn’t much longer that I started baptizing people as the Irreverand.

Being a hands on farmer for 23 years living near Farmersville, Illinois some of my best friends were farmers. And one of my best friends ever was Dave L. Who ironically was a staunch member of the Farmersville Catholic Church. Well Dave was a great organizer and a great friend to all. So we started calling him Mr. Farmersville.

So Mr. Farmersville started organizing canoe float trips on Missouri’s gorgeous Current River.

Now these American Farmers are the next thing to real cowboys. Except most of them drive tractors instead of riding horses.

They can’t rope cattle and horses with a lariat. But they all have guns which they keep inside their four wheel drive pickups. While they refuse to drink their beer with ice.

Most of us consumed about thirty beers inside of 24 hours. But all our ice had melted inside our coolers. So we all wind up drinking warm beer from cans in the hot sun.

The time finally arrived to introduce a bit of Jack Corbett Christian satire. I had brought my cross and my monk’s robe with me. And started baptizing one farmer after the other. Knee deep in the Current River shallows.

But I still needed more converts to my unique brand of Jack Corbett Christian satire.

But this time I will be baptizing my converts from my other group of friends from the Springfield, Illinois ski club.

Our Springfield Illinois ski club trip leader chooses Missouri’s Black River for the float trip. So once again I’m the Irreverand Jack Corbett. Baptizing my new flock in my hooded monk’s robe.

Utter insanity follows. I am now a huge hit with the Springfield Ski Club. And I am asked to be the next trip leader. For a three day ski trip to the bunny slopes in Traverse City Michigan.

Now don’t get me wrong. I am actually a Christian. And I don’t mean to demean Jesus Christ. I’ve been to Israel twice. And while I was in Jerusalem I visited the site of the Crucifixion. The only problem was, Jesus, if he was crucified there. This wasn’t the place he had been crucified. And his tomb certainly was not in the Church of the Holy Sepulcher. It’s far more likely that his tomb was in the Garden Tomb that is maintained by the English Anglican Church. While the cross is likely to have been in what is now a large outdoor Arab bus station.

But who knows really. What really matters is that both the Roman Catholic Church and the Greek Orthodox Church are headquartered in the Church of the Holy Sepulcher where they collect tribute from “true believers”. Who never ask themselves. “Did it really happen here?”

Does this remind you of the story in the New Testament about Jesus chasing all the money lenders and merchants out of the Temple in Jerusalem?

And now I’m going to take all of you way back when I was just fourteen when I asked myself, “Is this Catholic priest trying to have sex with me. Or is he only trying to control me?

When I was fourteen I was going to a Catholic School in Saint Louis. Even though I was a Protestant. A priest who was one of my teachers called me. Asking me, “Can you visit me in my office on Saturday?” Since I had a lot of respect for my teachers because they were awfully damn good, I had my partners drive me to the school.

Some of the first words out of the mouth of the priest were, do you masturbate?

“I replied. Well yes Father (because I still had a lot of respect for authority).

“And do you think of women when you masturbate?” the priest replied.

“Yes Father. I think of women when I masterbate.”

“Do you ever think of men when you masterbate? the priest continued.

“No. Never,” I replied.

“Is wrong for you to masterbate the priest told me. Because you are wasting your precious seed. And you are being selfish. You should wait until you find someone you love. Marry her. And then share your precious seed with her.

I still l don’t know if the priest was trying to have sex with me or merely trying to control my life. But that’s how organized Christianity works.

I find the central premise of Christianity to be deeply flawed. If it is taken literally. That message is, you can find salvation and eternal life only if you accept Jesus Christ as your savior.

So when my Iranian pal who runs a bar on Pattaya Soi Six tells me, “I am a Muslim only fifty fifty. I believe in only one thing. Which is to treat others as I want to be treated.” Sounds to me like Jesus Christ’s Golden rule. But I suppose Sam’s not going to heaven because he doesn’t embrace Jesus Christ as his savior.

And what happens to all those people born before Jesus Christ who never got the opportunity to embrace him as their savior? Are they going to Heaven, Hell, Purgatory or did they never have a soul to begin with?

I don’t think that if Jesus Christ really exists that he would ever accept such an illogical thought. While certainly Jesus was a great teacher. And a terrific example for humanity to follow. But son of God? I don’t know. And if he is. Then I believe there are others sons of God all put on earth by God to point out the right way.

Now I have written six books. Dick Fitswell the Man in Quest for the Perfect Fit has Dick Fitswell actually meeting God on two occasions while in its sequel Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya Confessions of Sin City, Dick Fitswell is Jesus Christ looking for his Saint Peter to spread the message of his god.

Dick Fitswell’s temple is a bordello on Pattaya’s infamous Soi Six. There he chooses among his disciples his Saint Peter to spread his message from God to a girlie bar in Naklua the city next to to all the gentiles (Germans) in the same way God sent Saint Paul and Saint Peter to spread the message of Christ far beyond Israel.

Both books are outrageous totally irreverent Jack Corbett Christian Satire that goes far beyond anything I’ve ever read before. I consider this to be my finest writing.

So I am going to ask all of you reading this post. Am I right or am I wrong? But either way I’m recommending that all of you watch two Netflix television series that will really get your minds going.

Saladin

And The Last Kingdom.

And as to the crucifixion and the real Tomb of Jesus you can read more about it in Dick Fitswell the Man in Quest of the Perfect Fit.

And in The Search for the Tomb of Jesus by PD Mcbirney and William Steuart

You might also enjoy reading Angie in Angie Mentor of the Stage and Angie the Artist