The  Super Falang Myth  is of superman who can play basketball, dunk the ball, dribble behind his back and be superior to all the natives. Especially Thai people.   But he’s really not worth much.  Because he’s selfish, illogical and arrogant.  Actually he can’t do squat.  Maybe he once could.  Back in England, Germany, America, etc. in his younger years.  But now that he’s living or visiting Pattaya, he’s about as worthless as tits on a boar. Chances are he’s fat.  And Lazy.   He also drinks way too much.  Most of the Super Falang that is.  But not all.  But all of these nitwits have one thing in common.  They ooze a superiority complex that has nothing to back it up.

In Money Number 1, Neil Hutchison adopts an attitude of “These awful lying bar girls.  They are preying mercilessly on all these poor falang

who keep leaving their brains in the airport as soon as they arrive in Thailand.  Neil portrays falang (Westerners) as the hapless victims to predatory bar girls.  Now don’t get me wrong.  Money Number One should be made mandatory reading for any falang who wants to have anything to do with a Thai bar girl.   But what Neil is missing is this.  Most of these falang coming to Pattaya are essentially unlovable.  And even worse for them is they don’t deserve to be loved.  By any woman, anywhere, on the planet.  And the reason is that most of them are complete assholes.

Lenny Super Falang 1.

Tom Eddy Super Falang 2.

Dirty Kenny Super Falang 3

Renter who moved too much Super Falang 4

Dr. Tim Super Falang 5

John Hamilton Super Falang 6

Beckerman Super Falang 7

Aeneas Super Falang 8