John Malkovich in Pattaya: He’s on Soi Chaiyapoon

There’s never been another Crazy Czech of American strip club ill fame. Here he’s playing John Malkovick in Pattaya–Again.

John Malkovich in Pattaya at Dollies strip club wearing his war paint
Crazy C:zech with Brandy at Dollies Playhouse over 25 years ago.

John Malkovich in Pattaya is played by Crazy Czech: the same malefactor who played the part for Angel while I was writing for Xtreme Magazine.

Crazy Czech and I never lived closer than 400 miles from each other while we were running from strip club to strip club in the U.S. And then just by chance I was just forty meters from where Crazy Czech had his apartment while I was hitting the urinal in Xtreme’s headquarters in New Britain, Connecticut.

But whenever Crazy Czech and I got together. Which was not often enough. The world had better look out. Back then I was averaging 2 articles a month writing for Xtreme. And I knew a lot of top house dancers and feature entertainers in the U.S. then. I was writing a lof of satire then. As well as feature stories on the top adult entertainers in the U..S. As well as reviews of clubs all over the U.S. But I was best known for my gun articles.

Imagine that, serious gun articles in an adult magazine. That could hold their own against professional articles in Guns and Ammo, Outdoor Like, Field and Stream. I was really out there in those days. But if I was unique to the normal world, Crazy Czech was even more extreme. But Crazy Czech or not, CC. wrote more reviews of my books at amazon than any man came close to.

So what does John Malkovuch have to do with any of this? A lot because now John Malkovich in Pattaya kicks off where we left off so long ago.

New Britain Connecticuts if very close to Hartford the state capital. I had driven my Mazda Miata sportscar to visit my editor at Xtreme. And that’s when the genesis of an idea took hold. Crazy Czech was the perfect emodiment of John Malkovich and his voice was very similar. While Angel my favorite stripper at Dollies in the Saint Louis Metro East was our perfect victim. So when CC and I called Angel up from Connecitcut and showed her pictures of us together in the Lost Angels chat room, Angel really believed that Crazy Czech was John Malkovich.

That was ages ago, and the here and now was Crazy Czech and I were partying together in Pattaya Thailand. Over 8000 miles from where I used to live. As one should expect both CC and I were quite a bit older now. But I still weighed just 75 kilos which is the same weight I ran Cross County for the Lawrence University Vikings. So I’ve kept up on my life long addiction to physical fitness. As for Crazy Czech I don’t think he took a single taxi in his two weeks here. Prefering to walk no matter the distance.

But Crazy Czech never fogot his antics playing the part of John Malkovich in the U.S. Because in every bar we went to he kept telliing the bar girls he was John Malkovich the retired movie star. While you will see in one of our videos here, Mali, showing the bar girls at Crazy Fox pictures of John Malkovich on her cell phone while showing them the movies John Malkovich had starred in

Click here to watch all of Mali’s videos.

All about John Malkovich in Wikipedia

The ten videos we did tonight.

John Malkovich in Pattaya

Jenny and Mali hit it out of the park here at the Crazy Fox

Soi Chaiyapoon’s Crazy Fox proves it’s superior to Pattaya’s go go bars.


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