For me terrific music is the best thing that bars can offer me. Tonight would be our Soi Six Nymphoz Debut

Because we have never been there before. With Silent Bob playing DJ, we will be having a great time for sure. And then it’s going to be Sweet Bar. And once again, it’s all on account of my wanting great music to go with Mali and my Nikon Z8 camera.

The Bar’s manager plays Queen’s “Another one bites the Dust” whenever I come here. Then he keeps asking me to change the music. But this manager knows his music. And he’s not afraid to play it. Whether the bar girls like it or not. But the girls I bring here get to play their favorite songs practically every time they want. Especially Mali.

Without getting into the intricacies of the various forms of music. Classical, country, Mexican, rock and roll, jazz and so on for me when it comes to bar music there’s four types. There’s what I call Da Da music. Which is that electro crap that consists of two beats played either faster or slower or loud and louder. This is pure noise that announces death and devastation to my ear drums. A lot of Thai bar girls like it. While their bar managers are stupider than goldfish if they allow their girls to play it.

Then there’s what I call tourist music. A lot of bars and restaurants play it thinking that their customers will feel right at home back in American or whatever hell they came from. Hotel California is a classic example of what I call tourist music. Hotel California goes back about sixty years, and they play it all over the world. Another phrase to describe it is play it safe music because it’s pure pablum. And as boring as all get out.

Then there’s what I call toilet bowl music, which is the kind of music that’s good to take a dump to while listening to it. And finally, there’s everything else.

We don’t know what to expect from our Soi Six Nymphoz debut. Silent Bob’s going to be a lot of fun to drink with but who knows if the place will have any good-looking girls or not.

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