If you are looking for want better music and more attentive management, Soi Six Sweet Bar is a great alternative to most other bars.
Until now Jack Corbett has never taken a single video at Soi Six Sweet Bar. Which is surprising considering that the Soi Six Sweet Bar has become one of Jack’s favorite bars. Until now. After bringing Mali and Mimi into Sweet Bar for a few tequilas.
Most Soi Six bars play that electro noise that I call Da Da Music. Soi Six Sweet bar doesn’t.
It is a grave mistake for any bar to play that kind of noise. Because a lot of potential customers will immediately leave any bar that does it. Management at Sweet bar understands the kinds of music its best customers enjoy and acts upon it. Take the first video I took here for an example. The bar’s manager knows I like Queen’s “Another one bites the Dust. Within minutes of my fringing Mali and Mimi into his bar, the manager started playing it for me on YouTube. Moments later I had my Nikon camera out shooting video of Mali and Mimi putting on a great performance.
Most people love good music. So why do so many bars play garbage that so many of their potential customers despise?
A picture should illustrate my point more than a thousand words ever can.
Pattaya more than perhaps any other city in the world attracts men who come to Pattaya to pursue tits and ass. And practically nothing else. Especially on Soi Six. For such men it is not going to matter whether a bar has good ambience or not. So long as attractive women are within reach. But there still remains a lot of men. who won’t put up with all that godawful electro noise far too many half-witted bar girls enjoy dancing to.
I firmly believe that the three videos I posted above show that Soi Six Sweet Bar is for those who demand a cut above.
But do we repent Gee’s birthday? Absolutely not because we got gloriously drunk while doing great video at Mj Kitty bar and Repent
Mali and Phang are meeting me at Lust Bar on Soi Six and so is Gee or that’s the plan.
But Gee is always late, so I expect her to be at another time in outer space. As for Mali and Phang, I’ve known Mali for 3 years and Phang for seven. Both women have taken the time to buy Gee presents. And both women arrive at Lust Bar before I can get there.
At 8:15 I pay for our drinks and Lust and then we head down to the Spot. Where Gee joins us on Gee time. Soon it’s time that we Repent Gee’s birthday at Repent bar because there’s no way we will be leaving Koy out on all the fun.
We find both Koys at Repent. That’s Koy who’s competed in two of our Pattaya Dancing Queen competitions at Nikky Bar. Then there’s cashier Koy who relishes bringing our gang more tequila than any reasonable person can expect to handle.
In this video Koy, Mali and Gee start off dancing to Body Slam. Towards the end of the video Mali gives the bar her signature pushup exhibition. Mali’s very slender, but when she’s doing pushups like no other girl I’ve seen can, she shows off her marvelous body control. Mew has the same level of body control which makes her a terrific dancer. And so is Mali although hers and Mew’s dancing styles are very different.
In this video we present Gee with a birthday cake. Then Mali, Koy and Gee get into the dancing groove. By this time there’s no doubt that the real party action is here, at Repent, in our little corner of the world.
We Repent Gee’s birthday down on Soi Six Repent and if you believe that you truly belong in Buffalo Land.
Calling a spade a spade I will always refer to most Pattaya Bars as Buffalo Land. Which has inspired one of my favorite Thai songs, Kwai Kwai Kwai.
The girls who are with me understand exactly what I mean, and why I enjoy watching them dance to Kwai Kwai Kwai. Especially on Soi Six t’s because of all the falang buffalo who keep ringing the bell buying drinks for all the girls in the bar. And especially most Koreans who believe a real man is the guy who spends the most money on the bar girls. The bar girls expect this kind treatment from all the foreigner buffalo. Who I recommend your reading Neil Hutchison’s Fool In Paradise or Money Number one to understand bar girls and foreign buffalo.
There can be no doubt that our table is center stage here.
But of the four calendar girls, Phang’s doing very little dancing whereas Koy, Gee and Mali are dancing machines.
I love playing Kwai Kwai Kwai in Pattaya’s bars. While the main girls I hang out with understand exactly where I’m coming from. Especially Mali and Phang. Because when the bar girls watch a man buying drinks for all the girls in the bar, they are laughing behind the man’s back. What most bar girls don’t realize is the Joke’s on them even more than it’s on the fools in paradise. Because over 90 percent of Soi Six bar girls have Thai boyfriends for example. Not that I dislike most THai men. Because if I did, I would be a racist. I just despise all men who live off women. Who I call leeches while other men think of them as vermin.
But I am getting way off the subject which is a bad habit I have.
I need to be writing about why we repent Gee’s birthday. So I am asking you to study these five videos to understand why. It is Gee’s birthday that is the catalyst that brings us all together tonight. While Repent bar’s the perfect place to do it.
Gee kicks act 3 off dancing to Boogie Oggie Oggie’s Taste of Honey which is a song I lost track of for the past thirty years. Boogie Oggie Oggie is the name of the disco group that created Taste of Honey. Which I will never forget my jogging to it on the Springfield Illinois’s YMCA indoor track. It took 21 laps to do one mile and back then I was typically running 4 miles or 84 laps on this track. The YMCA was playing great music back then. But then that song started playing on the loudspeakers I kept lapping everyone on the track. I was so pumped up that I think no one could have beat me on that track that night.
Gee’s birthday Act 4 features Phang for the first time seen dancing. Until now, neither Jack nor Mali have been able to get Phang to dance with them. But Gee’s able to get it done. And probably because years ago Phang and Gee worked together. Halfway through this video Jack’s dancing with Gee. While at the end of the video Mali’s dancing with Gee at MJ Kitty Bar. However, the lighting at Kitty’s is very challenging which is why it’s best to fasten an auxiliary always on light onto the Nikon to mitigate the effects of all the flashing lights at MJ Kitty Bar.
By Act 5, Gee’s left the party, and so has Phang. This leaves Jack and Mali who head back to Repent Bar where Mali and Koy dance to Kwai Kwai, the buffalo song. Koy, our favorite cashier joins in with Mali and Koy to dance to celebrate the upcoming return of the buffalo.
If you liked some of the music in the videos you might want to watch the original artist’s live performances on YouTube.
24 minutes of how we do it for Soi Six nonstop action: Five hours of tequila with Mali, Koy, Koy and Silent Bob.
On the left is Mali , to the far right Koy and to Koy’s right Koy, our favorite cashier. Between Mali and Koy is our victim, a bar girl we don’t know who we’ve picked out to join us.
This is the first time Mali’s ever shot video with my Nikon Z7ii. In this video Mali shoots Koy and I dancing together which is terrific because now we can shoot Soi Six nonstop action without my always having to be behind the camera.
There’s a big party coming up on July 7. Will it be at Hot Shots or will it be at The Spot? Either way Silent Bob’s going to be our DJ. 20000 baht’s going to the girl who dances the best. According to the five judges we will pick from the bar’s customers.
So why am I calling these four videos Soi Six nonstop action? For one thing I’ve done very little editing to these four videos. Other than getting the white balance just right and cutting out a few seconds of blurred footage here and there. And that’s about it. While there can be no doubt that both Koy and Mali are drinking LOTS of Tequila. Or that Koy once again proves again that she’s the main instigator at Repent bar. Unless it’s the other Koy, the cashier. Who keeps bringing us more tequila than any of us can reasonably handle.
No one can begin to get this kind of Soi Six nonstop action in any go-go bar. Because there’s nothing that approaches the comradery one finds on Soi Six. And if you don’t believe me or pay attention to my videos listen up to Mali. Who will soon be doing a short interview for me about why Soi Six is the n umber one entertainment venue in Pattaya.
