We Repent Gee’s birthday here at Soi Six Repent Bar

But do we repent Gee’s birthday? Absolutely not because we got gloriously drunk while doing great video at Mj Kitty bar and Repent

We Repent Gee's birthday picture of Gee, Phang, Koy and Mali

Mali and Phang are meeting me at Lust Bar on Soi Six and so is Gee or that’s the plan.

But Gee is always late, so I expect her to be at another time in outer space. As for Mali and Phang, I’ve known Mali for 3 years and Phang for seven. Both women have taken the time to buy Gee presents. And both women arrive at Lust Bar before I can get there.

At 8:15 I pay for our drinks and Lust and then we head down to the Spot. Where Gee joins us on Gee time. Soon it’s time that we Repent Gee’s birthday at Repent bar because there’s no way we will be leaving Koy out on all the fun.

We find both Koys at Repent. That’s Koy who’s competed in two of our Pattaya Dancing Queen competitions at Nikky Bar. Then there’s cashier Koy who relishes bringing our gang more tequila than any reasonable person can expect to handle.

In this video Koy, Mali and Gee start off dancing to Body Slam. Towards the end of the video Mali gives the bar her signature pushup exhibition. Mali’s very slender, but when she’s doing pushups like no other girl I’ve seen can, she shows off her marvelous body control. Mew has the same level of body control which makes her a terrific dancer. And so is Mali although hers and Mew’s dancing styles are very different.
In this video we present Gee with a birthday cake. Then Mali, Koy and Gee get into the dancing groove. By this time there’s no doubt that the real party action is here, at Repent, in our little corner of the world.

We Repent Gee’s birthday down on Soi Six Repent and if you believe that you truly belong in Buffalo Land.

Calling a spade a spade I will always refer to most Pattaya Bars as Buffalo Land. Which has inspired one of my favorite Thai songs, Kwai Kwai Kwai.

The girls who are with me understand exactly what I mean, and why I enjoy watching them dance to Kwai Kwai Kwai. Especially on Soi Six t’s because of all the falang buffalo who keep ringing the bell buying drinks for all the girls in the bar. And especially most Koreans who believe a real man is the guy who spends the most money on the bar girls. The bar girls expect this kind treatment from all the foreigner buffalo. Who I recommend your reading Neil Hutchison’s Fool In Paradise or Money Number one to understand bar girls and foreign buffalo.

There can be no doubt that our table is center stage here.

Because four of the 2024 Pattaya Beaches Eye Candy Calendar girls are at our table. Mali, Phang, Gee and Koy.

But of the four calendar girls, Phang’s doing very little dancing whereas Koy, Gee and Mali are dancing machines.

I love playing Kwai Kwai Kwai in Pattaya’s bars. While the main girls I hang out with understand exactly where I’m coming from. Especially Mali and Phang. Because when the bar girls watch a man buying drinks for all the girls in the bar, they are laughing behind the man’s back. What most bar girls don’t realize is the Joke’s on them even more than it’s on the fools in paradise. Because over 90 percent of Soi Six bar girls have Thai boyfriends for example. Not that I dislike most THai men. Because if I did, I would be a racist. I just despise all men who live off women. Who I call leeches while other men think of them as vermin.

But I am getting way off the subject which is a bad habit I have.

I need to be writing about why we repent Gee’s birthday. So I am asking you to study these five videos to understand why. It is Gee’s birthday that is the catalyst that brings us all together tonight. While Repent bar’s the perfect place to do it.

Gee kicks act 3 off dancing to Boogie Oggie Oggie’s Taste of Honey which is a song I lost track of for the past thirty years. Boogie Oggie Oggie is the name of the disco group that created Taste of Honey. Which I will never forget my jogging to it on the Springfield Illinois’s YMCA indoor track. It took 21 laps to do one mile and back then I was typically running 4 miles or 84 laps on this track. The YMCA was playing great music back then. But then that song started playing on the loudspeakers I kept lapping everyone on the track. I was so pumped up that I think no one could have beat me on that track that night.
Gee’s birthday Act 4 features Phang for the first time seen dancing. Until now, neither Jack nor Mali have been able to get Phang to dance with them. But Gee’s able to get it done. And probably because years ago Phang and Gee worked together. Halfway through this video Jack’s dancing with Gee. While at the end of the video Mali’s dancing with Gee at MJ Kitty Bar. However, the lighting at Kitty’s is very challenging which is why it’s best to fasten an auxiliary always on light onto the Nikon to mitigate the effects of all the flashing lights at MJ Kitty Bar.
By Act 5, Gee’s left the party, and so has Phang. This leaves Jack and Mali who head back to Repent Bar where Mali and Koy dance to Kwai Kwai, the buffalo song. Koy, our favorite cashier joins in with Mali and Koy to dance to celebrate the upcoming return of the buffalo.

If you liked some of the music in the videos you might want to watch the original artist’s live performances on YouTube.

Kwai Kwai Kwai.

Body Slam Feat

Rocket Festival

The Musketeers

Hua Lai Tood

Taste of Honey by Boogie Oogie Oogie

Maroon Five Moves like Jagger

Maroon Five Moves like Jagger (official version)

Bruno Mars 2-4-K Magic

This is the Way We do it Montel Jordan

Soi Six Nonstop Action this is how we do it.

24 minutes of how we do it for Soi Six nonstop action: Five hours of tequila with Mali, Koy, Koy and Silent Bob.

Soi Six Nonstop Action picture of Mali, Koy, Koy and our victim at Repent Bar
On the left is Mali , to the far right Koy and to Koy’s right Koy, our favorite cashier. Between Mali and Koy is our victim, a bar girl we don’t know who we’ve picked out to join us.

This is the first time Mali’s ever shot video with my Nikon Z7ii. In this video Mali shoots Koy and I dancing together which is terrific because now we can shoot Soi Six nonstop action without my always having to be behind the camera.

There’s a big party coming up on July 7. Will it be at Hot Shots or will it be at The Spot? Either way Silent Bob’s going to be our DJ. 20000 baht’s going to the girl who dances the best. According to the five judges we will pick from the bar’s customers.

So why am I calling these four videos Soi Six nonstop action? For one thing I’ve done very little editing to these four videos. Other than getting the white balance just right and cutting out a few seconds of blurred footage here and there. And that’s about it. While there can be no doubt that both Koy and Mali are drinking LOTS of Tequila. Or that Koy once again proves again that she’s the main instigator at Repent bar. Unless it’s the other Koy, the cashier. Who keeps bringing us more tequila than any of us can reasonably handle.

No one can begin to get this kind of Soi Six nonstop action in any go-go bar. Because there’s nothing that approaches the comradery one finds on Soi Six. And if you don’t believe me or pay attention to my videos listen up to Mali. Who will soon be doing a short interview for me about why Soi Six is the n umber one entertainment venue in Pattaya.

If you want to see more videos of Mali click here.

Click here to watch more videos of Koy

Hot Shots Repent, Crazy Fox, and Sweet Bar tequila marathon.

Tonight, was a Hot Shots Repent tequila mind warp starting at Soi Chaiyapoon’s Crazy Fox that ended at Sweet bar.

picture of girls at Crazy Fox before we went to Hot Shots Repent bar
from left to right Mali, Mimi and the two Crazy Fox girls

Mimi, Mali and I started out full bore at Long Beach Garden’s Surf and Turf. With Mali and I knocking down two Long Island teas at 6:30 p.m. But the night would continue on until after 2 a.m. Our first bar was Crazy Fox way off on Soi Chaiyapoon, which is about the only bar we go to in that distant part of the world. And it’s our Soi Six connection that brings us there.

Anna’s the mamasan at Crazy Fox representing the fourth bar in the Smoke and Kisses chain. It was at Smoke and Kisses where I first met anna seven years ago. While Lollytop and Smoke and Mirrors are sister bars to the Crazy Fox and Smoke and Kisses, I have met more girls at Smoke and Kisses than anywhere else in Pattaya. Which makes any bar run by Anna kind of special.

But I’m calling last night’s festivities a Hot Shots Repent because about an hour after we arrived at Repent bar to join Koy, I was damn close to throwing up.

It’s been awfully hot the past few days here, and Repent bar was filled with people. And the tequilas arrived at our table with awesome regularity thanks to Koy and Koy. The first Koy being my favorite drinking partner at Repent and the second Koy being the cashier. Who’s turned out to be my second favorite drinking buddy here. Somehow, I’m able to avoid becoming sick. And I can still drink shot after shot.

I feel much better after we join Silent Bob across the street at hot Shots. And a lot better after we eventually head over to Sweet Bar.

But the best part of the evening was being able to shoot the following two videos over at Crazy Fox, and Hot Shots Repent bars. With Mimi filling in beautifully with Koy, Mali and Silent Bob.

Hot Shots Repent picture from Hot Shots
Mimi and Mali at Hot Shots
Hot Shots Repent picture of Koy
Koy, Mali and Mimi at Repent Bar

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