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Gee Pattaya Dancing Queen First Runner up

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Gee Pattaya Dancing Queen

Gee’s Miss March on the 2022 Pattaya Beaches Eye Candy Calendar.

Gee was the second runner up in the Pattaya Dancing Queen Competition last April 2022. And with Koy, first runner up on the July 31st Pattaya Dancing Queen Competition.

The 2022 Pattaya Beaches Eye Calendar’s models are some of the most eye-catching beauties in Pattaya. Which many consider the entertainment capital of the world. While the winners of the two Pattaya Dancing Queen competition are the finest dancers to compete against the other stars.

Gee Pattaya Dancing Queen could have been on the title of her March calendar page. Had it not been for Mew.

Both Mew and Gee are dancing machines. Due to both women dancing at night just about everywhere they go.

Gee Pattaya Dancing Queen
Nikky, owner of Nikky Bar which held both Pattaya Dancing Queen Competitions with Gee on Bamboo Beach with Gee. Nee Nee and Pon were both here with us, during the Bamboo Beach photo shoots.

But Gee brings to the table a raw sensuality that’s way off the charts. Unfortunately, most of you will never get the chance to meet Gee Pattaya Dancing Queen runner up who I cannot begin to describe. But what I can do, is to put up all her videos right here in the Fun House. So you can get a sense of what it’s like being with the real Gee. On your smart phone. Or even better yet, on the big screen on your smart tv.

Gee Pattaya Dancing Queen
When Gee competed for Pattaya Dancing Queen last April 2nd, 2022, her show represented the
very epitome of raw sexuality and reckless abandonment. Now I’ve shot a lot of American strippers
and feature entertainers totally nude. And been surrounded by 100 completely naked entertainers
at Nudes-A-Poppin for two days. But when it comes to sensuality it’s what you don’t see
that is truly sensuous. And this is what Gee does best as she lets her audience’s imaginations
run wild.

Gee’s videos (with more to come as we all party on here in Pattaya world’s number one city for

45 minutes Before Pattaya Dancing Queen 1 begins some of the girls (who will not compete) dance.


incomparable night life.

Gee’s performance for Pattaya Dancing Queen here at Nikky Bar April 2nd, 2022 when she became second runner up.
The final dance off for Pattaya Dancing Queen competition number one between Apple, Gee and Mew. The five judges ruled there to be a three-way tie. And that the three top performers should do one grand finale to determine who’s number one, two and three. It took an hour for the judges to decide on a final dance off. While Gee thinking the competition was over and that she had won started celebrating too early. It’s hard to say but in my opinion Gee’s dance off performance was way off due to the alcohol. So, who knows, had it not been for the alcohol might Gee become Pattaya Dancing Queen?
All seven performances of the seven contestants on April 2, 2022 for Pattaya Dancing Queen.

I take Gee to Lust Bar where we find Me and Minny, two contestants in the 1st Pattaya Dancing Queen competition. (which Mew won).
Gee winning second place during Pattaya Dancing Queen 2 July 31, 2022. The five judges called it a tie between Gee and newcomer, Koy. With Gee and Koy splitting the 2nd place prize money of 6000 baht with each girl pocketing 3000 baht.

Click here to get more videos of Gee on page 2.

Back to the Eye Candy 2023 Calendar page where you will find the other calendar girls

Off the Rails birthday Party at Naklua Nikky Bar

Featuring some of Pattaya’s hottest dancers, terrific music this off the rails birthday party was one for the ages.

Off the Rails birthday featured these top four dancers Mew, Gee, Nee Nee and Koi
Back row from left to right, Nee Nee 2nd runner up in the July 31,2022 Pattaya Dancing Queen Competition, Mew first place winner for both Pattaya Dancing Queen competitions on April 2, 2022 and July 31. Gee 3rd place finalist for Pattaya Dancing Queen 2022 and 1st runner-up July 31, 2022. In the foreground is Koy, who surprised all of us by tying Gee for 2nd place in the July 31st competition.
From left to right Koi, Cartoon and Pon. This video is episode 1.
Episode 2 above, Featuring Pon, Cartoon, Koi, Nikky and Mew

Episode 3

Episode 3 features four of the Pattaya Beaches Eye calendar models, Nee Nee, Pon, Koy and Mew.

Episode 4 ; Pon’s mission to get all her friends drunk, drunk, drunk. This is the start of what will become a totally off the rails birthday.

Episode 5: When Gee finally arrives this will make this a totally off the rails birthday.
Episode 6: Mew, Gee, Pon, Cartoon, and Nee Nee create magic

Episode 7: Mew, Nee Nee, Pon and Gee dancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Episode 8. Most of the girls dancing. Exceptional Music. This is video #7 not #8

Episode 0: Although I have named it episode 6. Gee and Cartoon take center stage. I’m naming this video episode zero as it will not appear on YouTube due to YouTube’s policy of not allowing children in videos. Thankfully I don’t have to cave in to political correctness here at alphapro.com in my WordPress Fun House blog. So yes there’s a couple kids in this video, but not one person at Nikky’s birthday party gave it a second thought.

So that makes this a totally off the rails birthday?

For one thing, the music was superb. And Nikky’s responsible for that. For each party, she tries to outdo herself by hiring an even better band than she did before. Another thing, many of the girls competed against each other in the two Pattaya Dancing Queen Competitions. So a lot of bonding took place between the women. Then there’s Nikky herself. It’s her birthday. And on this birthday she shows she’s one of the best dancers here.

The complete shows of all nine contestants for the July 31 Pattaya Dancing Queen Competition.

The Complete shows of all seven contestants for the April 2, 2022 Pattaya Dancing Queen Competition.

Pattaya Dancing Queen Contestants all nine their complete shows 7-31-2022

With 24000 baht going to the winners here’s the complete shows of all nine Pattaya Dancing Queen Contestants

Mew best of the Pattaya Dancing Queen Contestants
Mew’s show good for 1st place and 13000 baht.

Number one cash prize goes once again to Mew. Who won 4000 baht in the first Pattaya Dancing Queen competition here at Nikky Bar. on 4/2/2022. This time four months five out of five judges decide it is Mew who will win 10000 baht. While deciding Mew should get 4000 baht for putting on the best show.

That was on my birthday, 4/2/2022, and I had barely spent 15 minutes talking with Mew. I had already decided to take Minny with me to compete for Pattaya Dancing Queen. Because I I already knew her and felt she would do well in the contest. But something inside me told me to ask Mew to compete. And her show was sensational. But the judges had decided Gee and Apple tied Mew for first place.

So the judges decided the three women should have a dance off. Where all three could dance together.

In the dance off which you can view here, it was no contest. Mew simply blew the other two women away.

Pattaya Dancing Queen Contestants huge surprise is Koy a total rookie winning second place
Click here to watch Koy tie Gee for 2nd place.

Koy’s the novice in this group of Pattaya Dancing Queen Contestants. Koy drinks orange juice or coca colas. But never mind. She’s the cutest woman I’ve seen at Repent Bar. And from what I had seen of her there, she couldn’t dance worth a lick. Unlike all the Nikky Bar girls who had already either competed or watched the other Pattaya Dancing Queen Contestants in April. Or Gee and Mew, who are virtual dancing machines. Who had competed against each other before, Koi was pretty clueless about what was expected of her.

Notice that Koi’s choice of music is what I call Da Da. It’s all that electronic “music” they play in so many bars here in Pattaya.

It’s not even music. There’s only two beats. I can only compare it to someone scratching a glass window with his nails. Resulting in a god awful screeching noise. It’s so bad that no one listens to it in the U.S. Not even sixteen year olds. But they play so much of this horrible noise in her bar that she probably thinks it’s normal.

In the group videos I put on YouTube and here in my blog that Koy is seems painfully shy compared to the other girls. But here she’s awesome.

She’s so beautiful. And watch the way she shakes her hair. She’s the girl you might dream about. And for these five judges, her beauty is off the charts. So, I couldn’t believe it when she tied Gee for second place. Good for 6000 baht if there were only one second place winner. So, we decide to split the prize money up between Koi and Gee, each girl taking home 3000 baht.

Pattaya Dancing Queen Contestants all nearly outdone by Gee who ties Koy for second place
Click on the picture below to watch Gee tie Koy for 2nd place.

Out of all the Pattaya Dancing Queen Contestants Gee represents the epitome of sensuality. Take it from me, no one gets the heart racing the way Gee does. But in several ways Gee and Mew are a lot alike. Both women are professional dancers. If I take Mew or Gee into other bars with me, they will be dancing. With the bar girls inside watching them in awe.

Gee’s first performance in the April Pattaya Dancing Queen contest was pure perfection.

But Gee had never counted on the appearance of a Mew. The contest ends in a three way tie. But it took over an hour for the judges to count all the votes. And decide that the three winners should have to dance against each other in a final show down.

I hadn’t had a single drop to drink. And still didn’t until after the three Pattaya Dancing Queen contestants finished their final act. But in that hour, Gee thought it was all over. And started drinking heavily. So when you watch the final showdown between the final three, you will notice that both Apple and Gee are looking down at their feet. Instead of getting eye contact with their audience and the five judges. And Gee’s not as coordinated as she was in her first show. While Mew, who’s a non drinker, is in total control. She’s charismatic. Her dancing is impeccable. Her eyes take in the crowd. While she blows the other two contestants away.

But Gee’s not going to make the same mistake twice. It turns out she’s near sighted. Which doesn’t help her make eye contact with the audience.

So three nights before the contest she buys contacts. She goes out to buy the perfect outfit that can give her the edge over the other Pattaya Dancing Queen Contestants. She spends hours upon hours picking out her music that she will have the band play. This time she doesn’t make a single mistake. She’s better than she ever was before. But so is Mew.

Our of 9 Pattaya Dancing Queen Contestants Nee Nee comes in third
Nee Nee contestant number 5
Click on the picture above to watch Nee Nee win third place.

Nee Nee wins a cool 4000 baht for third place. In the April Pattaya Dancing Queen Contest Nee Nee didn’t even come close to placing in the top three. Her performance was completely boring. But I’ve known Nee Nee for over two years now. I know that she exercises everyday in her room. And does a lot of dancing. And then she’d send me these short video clips of her performances. Wearing hair extensions one would hardly recognize her as the Nee Nee with short hair. So I asked her to have her hair long. And Nee Nee listened.

And Nee Nee’s too damn smart to be playing that electro crap Da Da noise. So she chooses her music carefully.

And selects “Sexy Girl” which is Gee’s favorite song.

Right after she finishes her performance I accuse Nee Nee of stealing Gee’s music. But I’ve also noticed that Nee Nee was dancing a lot like Gee in her April 2nd performance. So I accuse Nee Nee of stealing Gee’s dancing style. And Nee Nee doesn’t say a word back to me. As the old saying goes, “if you can’t beat them, join them.” And as I’ve said before, Nee Nee’s a very smart lady.

Click here to get the rest of the shows of the 7-31-2022 Pattaya Dancing Queen Contestants