Join Dick Fitswell, larger-than-life adventurer with an oversized appendage, on his satirical quest for the perfect fit
By Jack Corbett
"Pay Your Pal wants to destroy these
ancient Angkor Wat sculptures
because they show that topless clubs have existed for hundreds of
years.
Therefore it's normal for women to show off their
breasts and for us to hang out in strip clubs.
Dick Fitswell while trying to stop the Mothers
for a More Boring Nation and Pay Your Pal from bombing Cambodia's
greatest national treasure in their ever lasting vendetta against
nudity and sex.
Dick
Fitswell picks up women in a Country Western Bar
Women like the smell of a little BO on a man because they like a real man
Don 't bother me until I have finished."
Dick Fitswell shouted when the manager of the topless club caught him banging one of the dancers in the phone booth
I had a normal childhood learning all about sex from
Howard
the Duck"
-Dick Fitswell explaining to his psychotherapist about his first sexual experience at 11.
You fools have been worshiping in the wrong place
for 1700 years thinking he was crucified over there. See how they are making an Arab bus station at the real Skull Hill." Dick Fitswell told everyone.
Dick
Fitswell Goes to Canada
Where he preys on eskimo women
"Let
me be your minister from now on."
Dick Fitswell explained after telling the real story
Dick
Fitswell finds his true salvation in Thailand.
Running a go go bar in Bangkok, he finds his true calling. But his Bangkok adventures last only so long before he heads South to Pattaya.
As long as you are going to be a dick,
you might as well be a big one."
Dick Fitswell commented after opening up his Soi Six bar in Pattaya Thailand. So I am calling it "Big Dicks".
Erectile
Fitswell Saves Holland
Dick Fitswell's ancestor plugs a dike with his dick saving Holland from a great flood
Buy it here
Finally--the book that tells the real story about Dick Fitswell
--the man, the real truth, and the legend.
Here are 26 stories of the legend of Dick Fitswell with his 18 inch dick looking for the perfect fit
Meet Dick Fitswell as he picks a woman up in a Country Western Bar.
Dick Fitswell gives up on his favorite swingers'bar
Dick Fitswell at the strip club
Dick Fitswell at the St Louis Country Club
Dick Fitswell at the Biker Bar
Fitswell meets the Canadian socialized Health Care System
Fitswell and the surgeon's knife
Fitswell has a religious conversion
Dick Fitswell discovers the real truth about the Crucifixion
Dick Fitswell makes a Move on the Minister's Wife
Dick Fitswell biggest plans go down in Flames
Dick Fitswell at the Whorehouse
Dick Fitswell becomes a cabby in Bangkok
Dick Fitswell Running the Whore House
Dick Fitswell Meets Howard the Fuck Duck
Dick Fitswell has his first "woman"
Dick Fitswell's ancestor, Erectile Fitswell, saves Holland
Dick Fitswell explains why Henry VIII beheaded his wives
Dick Fitswell celebrates Christmas
Dick Fitswell--on the job at America Online
Dick Fitswell works for Microcrap
Dick Fitswell tries to save Cambodia from Pay Pal
Dick Fitswell moves to Thailand
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