Dick Fitswell the Man in Quest of the Perfect Fit

 

While the rest of us search for wealth, self actualization or the right career , Fitswell sets out looking for his Holy Grail, the perfect fit while finding himself at all corners of the globe, his quest relentless.  An astonished world of admirers and detractors await his next misadventure with abated breath

by Jack Corbett

 
Naked breasts at Angkor Wat

"Pay Your Pal wants to destroy these ancient Angkor Wat sculptures because they show that topless clubs have existed for hundreds of years. 

Therefore it's normal for women to show off their breasts and for us to hang out in strip clubs. 

Dick Fitswell while trying to stop the Mothers for a More Boring Nation and Pay Your Pal from bombing Cambodia's greatest national treasure in their ever lasting vendetta against nudity and sex. 

 

swan, Dick Fitswell and Howard the Fuck Duck

I had a  normal childhood  learning all about sex from Howard the Duck"---Dick Fitswell telling his psychotherapist about his first sexual experience at 11. 


He angers so many Christians that he has to live in exile running a Bangkok Whorehouse.


Golgotha You fools have been worshiping in the wrong place for 1700 years thinking he was crucified over there.  See how they are making an Arab bus station at the real Skull Hill."  Dick Fitswell  told everyone. 

topless club manager and Dick Fitswell

Don 't bother me until I have finished."  Dick Fitswell when the manager of the topless club caught him banging one of the dancers in the phone booth

Dick Fitswell as minister of the Church

Let me be your minister from now on."  Dick Fitswell after telling the real story

Fitswell's Big Dick'sSoi 6 Bar

As long as you are going to be a dick, you might as well be a big one."   Dick Fitswell commented after opening up his Soi Six bar in Pattaya Thailand.  So I am calling it "Big Dicks".                      

 

Dick Fitswell finds his true salvation in Thailand.  Running a go go bar in Bangkok, he finds his true calling.  But his Bangkok adventures last only so long before he heads South to Pattaya.  



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Here are 26 stories of the legend of Dick Fitswell with his 18 inch dick looking for the perfect fit

 

Meet Dick Fitswell as he picks a woman up in a Country Western Bar.

 

Dick Fitswell gives up on his favorite swingers'bar

 

Dick Fitswell at the strip club

 

Dick Fitswell at the St Louis Country Club

 

Dick Fitswell at the Biker Bar

 

Fitswell goes skiing

 

 

Fitswell in Hong Kong

 

Fitswell goes to Canada

 

Fitswell meets the Canadian socialized Health Care System

 

Fitswell and the surgeon's knife

 

Fitswell has a religious conversion

 

Dick Fitswell goes to Church

 

Dick Fitswell discovers the real truth about the Crucifixion

 

Dick Fitswell makes a Move on the Minister's Wife

 

Dick Fitswell finds the Perfect Fit

 

Dick Fitswell biggest plans go down in Flames

 

Dick Fitswell at the Whorehouse

 

Dick Fitswell becomes a cabby in Bangkok

 

Dick Fitswell  Running the Whore House

 

Dick Fitswell Meets Howard the Fuck Duck

 

Dick Fitswell has his first "woman"

 

Dick Fitswell's ancestor, Erectile Fitswell, saves Holland

 

Dick Fitswell explains why Henry VIII beheaded his wives

 

Dick Fitswell celebrates Christmas

 

Dick Fitswell--on the job at America Online

 

Dick Fitswell works for Microcrap

 

Dick Fitswell tries to save Cambodia from Pay Pal

 

Dick Fitswell moves to Thailand

 

 

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